Information about self:

Name: Do you really think I'll tell you that?

Age: Dare you ask.

Address: Mind your own beeswax!

Phone number: I don't have one.

Weight: If you dare ask that, I'll stick a knife up your behind blunt end first so you hurt yourself trying to pull it out.!

Height: Why is that important?

Favourite colour: Blood red or Dreamsand Gold

Ethnic Group: There's no one with me at the moment.

Nationality: Check the top of the page.

Sex: Yes, if you're offering.

Gender: Male, and that's all you're gettin' outta me.

Sexual preference: Asexual.

Special abilities: Probably the only person who likes the old Go compare adverts.

Greatest strength: My Asperger syndrome.

Greatest weakness: My epilepsy.

My most prized possession: My last baby tooth.

My favourite publication: The Big Four: The Shadows Rise.

My least favourite publication: The Hogwarts Guardians (I wish I'd never started the bloody thing.)

I wish I was: Sanderson Mansnoozie.

My favourite pairing: Jack Frost x Merida AKA Jarida.

My favourite crush: Merida Dunbroch... followed very closely by Elsa from Frozen.

Favourite food: Bread.

Favourite drink: Coca-Cola.

Favourite movie: Rise of the Guardians.

Favourite book: The Sandman, the story of Sanderson Mansnoozie by William Joyce.

Favourite TV series: Doctor Who followed closely by Qi.

Favourite theatre production: The Lion King (London).

Favourite video game: Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion.

Favourite regular game: Cluedo.

Favourite sport: Scuba diving... which I can't do anymore because of my epilepsy ): (

Favourite toy: Tarot cards.

Immediate Family members: Mother, Father, Sister, Brother, 1 Border-collie, 1 Border-terrier.

Favourite holidays: Easter, Christmas, Halloween.

Interesting fact: I've been on television.

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.

You love jeans.

Dogs are better than cats.

It's hilarious when people get hurt. (When your watching You've been framed!)

You've played with/against boys on a team.

Shopping is torture.

Sad movies suck.

You own/ed an X-Box.

Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.

At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.

You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

You watch sports on TV.

Gory movies are cool.

You go to your dad for advice.

You own like a trillion baseball caps.

You like going to high school football games.

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

Baggy pants are cool to wear.

It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favourite colours.

You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

Sports are fun.

Sleep with your socks on at night.

TOTAL: 5

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.

You love skirts.

Cats are better than dogs.

You love to shop.

You wear eyeliner.

You wear the colour pink.

Go to your mum for advice.

Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favourite colours.

You hate wearing the colour black.

You like hanging out at the shopping center.

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

You like wearing jewelery.

Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.

You don't like the movie Star Wars.

You were in gymnastics/dance.

It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up.

You smile a lot more than you should.

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

You care about what you look like.

You like wearing dresses when you can.

You like wearing body perfume.

You love the movies.

Used to play with dolls as little kid.

Like being the star of every thing.

TOTAL: 2