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"Suigetsu go get the doctor." Karin snapped.

"Make me." Suigetsu hissed lowly back from his chair on the opposite side of the room with Jugo seated beside him. There was a good ten foot distance between the swordsman and the medic and for good reason.

"Do you want your child to starve?" Karin raised a thin, but irritated eyebrow.

"I'll go." Jugo began to stand up but Karin shot him down.

"No." She snarled. "He is the father. He will get the doctor. Now."

"Fine." Suigetsu stood up lethargically. "Off I go." He hummed sarcastically. Did he really have any intention to find the doctor? Not really. If he ran into one, fine. But he would not actively search…that made him look weak. Hozuki Suigetsu was anything but weak.

Suigetsu left and Jugo stood up to walk beside Karin. "Why do you need the doctor?"

Karin leaned back staring at her baby with a somber expression. "I'm not really sure how this whole breastfeeding thing is supposed to go."

"Oh." Jugo nodded his head slowly. He paused for a moment and scratched his head awkwardly. "Uh, I know how."

Karin stared at Jugo for further explanation.

"I read a book. If you want, I can help."

Karin sighed and grunted. "Fine. Why not?" She made sure to make no eye contact with Jugo.

"Okay." Jugo nodded his head. "First, you need to expose the breast that you want to use."

"Let's just try the left one." Karin untied her shirt enough for her left breast to come out.

"I believe you then bring Heizu's mouth to the nipple." Karin did as she was instructed. They watched for a moment as a closed eyed Heizu blindly grabbed Karin nipple with his mouth as began to feed. A moment later, he fell off the nipple.

"See! He keep doing that! Those stupid Hozuki genes are fucking him up." She hissed lowly. "I wish there was a way we could surgetically remove the bad bits, the Suigetsu bits."

"I see what's happening." Jugo knelt lower and grabbed Karin's hand, moving it up to the base of Heizu's head. "He just needs a little guidance here. That's all." With Heizu back to feeding, Karin beamed and Jugo smirked proudly.

Suigetsu appeared horrified by the door. "Are you hitting on Karin, again?"

Both turned, each face drenched with guilt. "No!" Karin yelped.

"I was just helping Karin with her breastfeeding since she didn't know what to do." Jugo calmly explained.

Karin turned at Jugo angrily. "Don't tell him that!"

"That's why you wanted the nurse? Can't figure it out?" Suigetsu snickered.

"Fuck off." Karin rolled her eyes. "I got it now, see?" She gestured with her head to where Jugo and Karin's hands were, holding Heizu in place.

"Why couldn't you figure this shit out before I went and looked for a nurse!" Suigetsu hollered heatedly.

"Did you even find a nurse?" Jugo questioned, cocking his head to the side to see if he could see anyone outside the door.

"As a matter of fact, I didn't. Looks like I didn't need to anyways." Suigetsu snapped as he raced across the room and, while quick, gently picked up Heizu and held him close in his arms. Suigetsu began to speak to the baby. "Don't worry little guy, you don't have to be an instrument of their flirting. I'll save you from their illness."

"Jealous does not paint you well." Jugo murmured with a coy smile. He was beginning to see the patterns of Suigetsu's anger and found it very amusing.

"Yeah, well, you know where you can stick that-"

Silence filled the room and both Karin and Jugo watched Suigetsu confused and cautiously. Suigetsu's mouth was hung open, without a word coming out. His eyes had fallen onto Heizu who was cradled in his arms.

Heizu, barley even eight pounds, had wrapped his tiny hand around Suigetsu finger and was hugging it close to his chest as he napped. Suigetsu marveled at the light grip and the fact that his little baby's hand couldn't even wrap around his whole finger.

"Suigetsu?" Karin frowned as fear sunk in. Was something wrong with Heizu? She quickly got up and raced toward the swordsman and her baby. She looked down to see Heizu in a peaceful sleep. Relief flooded her as she than looked up to Suigetsu to see, to her surprise, a thin layer of tears. "Are you going to cry?" Karin whispered, trying to hold in the laugher and even more so hide the butterflies in her stomach.

Suigetsu snapped out of his daze and threw a wicked glance at Karin. "You are just jealous that he likes me more."

"Oh like hell he does!" Karin yelped.

Jugo watched the couple from the doorway of the room. He couldn't help but be amused. Not only were they completely idiotic like always, but they seemed to be even more so now with this child. They didn't even notice the doctor had beckoned his out and had spoken with Jugo in the spanned of their small argument.

If you knew nothing about the murderous swordsman and the psychotic med-nin, you would have thought it was a loving couple celebrating their child. Jugo almost was ready to fool himself into thinking that was the case. But he had to shatter it.

"We are leaving." Jugo muttered, loud enough for them to hear but quieter than usual.

"Why?" Karin inquired confused. They had until tomorrow morning to leave.

Jugo sighed. "We have been kicked out."

"What?" Karin shrieked. "Why?"

Jugo sighed a second time. "A couple of reasons."

"Name them." Suigetsu gritted threatening through his teeth. Even with the small baby in his arms instead of a sword, Suigetsu still looking menacing.

Jugo sighed, again, for a third time. He really didn't want to explain the staff's reasons. It would only rile them up for. "For one, you are both too loud."

"No, we aren't!"

"Who the fuck said that?"

"You guys also cuss a lot." Jugo added. Both didn't have anything to say on that one and Jugo proceeded. "You," Jugo stared at the water boy. "Won't keep your sword sheathed."

"Is that a crime?" Suigetsu rolled his eyes dramatically.

"In a hospital, apparently so." Jugo turned to Karin. "You keep telling everyone how to do their jobs."

"Because they are all incompetent fucks and need better training."

Jugo sighed for a fourth time. "The point is we have to go."

"Fine." Suigetsu muttered, passing Heizu over to Karin. "We will leave." He grabbed his pack, as well as Karin's and his sword.

Karin swaddled Heizu once more to make sure it was completely secured before following Suigetsu out. "We will just stay at a hotel for the night."

Jugo followed wordlessly, grabbing his pack and following the couple out.

As they reached the lobby, the taka team looked over to see the receptionist standing behind her desk with a security nin waiting carefully by. He was eyeing Suigetsu's sword. Suigetsu snarled in response. Karin flipped off the medical staff as she strolled out the building, baby in arms. Suigetsu stepped out following closely behind Karin, but back tracked to give the ever welcome, "FUCK YOU!" to the entire lobby.

Once both violent members were gone, Jugo calmly approached the receptionist. "I believe there an outstanding bill that my team members conveniently forgot about."

With wide eyes, the receptionist quickly pulled out a sheet of paper and thrust it into Jugo's hands. Jugo scanned the bill, finding everything alright despite it being quite expensive. Jugo paid the bill with a warm smile.

"Have a nice day!" He waved kindly to both the receptionist and the guard.

The security nin was not amused. "Please leave the premise, now."

Jugo nodded his head and exited the hospital the find Suigetsu and Karin waiting outside, locking in another (probably pointless) argument. Jugo wasn't sure what he would do without them.

Hi everyone! So, just a general update...I've been in Greece for about a month...and just recently got internet connection! I go home in about two weeks. I have a few more chapters written and I don't know if I will be able to post some more in the following two weeks or if it will wait until I get back. I've finally had enough down time to bargain with the neighbor for his wifi password...lol

I will try to post again soon! Thank you for hanging around for this story...hope you enjoyed the chapter! Now that baby is here, things are ensured to be just as chaotic. :) Until next time darlings!