I'm back! Forgive me for not updating in forever. I know I am a bad author, but I am trying, college is very exhausting! Please and enjoy!

#161. Glitter, in all forms, is forbidden.

(This includes but is not limited to, glitter glue, glitter paint, glitter bombs, glitter bullets, etc.)

(Our tanks look fabulous though)

#162. Never dare humans to dress up like the Grim Reaper and follow bots or people around

(Managed to convince one of the new soldiers to do this to Red Alert)

(Poor bot wouldn't leave his room for a month)

#163. The Llama song is banned from the base

(Rogue was about to kill Sunny and Sides for playing that song)

(Instead of her usual beat and shoot out, she filled their rooms will Llamas and a duck)

(Senior Los Quackos has yet to be found)

#164. Along with the Llama song, Llama with Hats is forbidden

(Carl!)

#165. The following pranks are forbidden from being done to humans:

Replacing cream in filled donuts with mayonnaise

Placing Snappers on the toilet seats

Taking Wasabi, shaping into squares and replacing it with the gum in wrapper

Putting Nair in shampoo bottles

#166. Charlie the Unicorn is also not allowed on base

(Sides thought he had found a loop-hole in the whole llama banned thing)

(That would be negatory)

#167. Human please note, once again, Guardians are not to be signed up for any Car Shows

(Somehow Sam and Leo managed to get Bee and Hot Rod in the show) (Would've won too had the poor inspecting bastard not opened Rod's hoods and starting fiddling in there)

(He's very ticklish)

#168. There will be no spiking of energon, with any type of substance.

(Apparently Kool-Aide makes Bots do the silliest things)

(For one hour, Ironhide was caught skipping around the firing range singing "I feel pretty!")

#169. Quotes from Red vs. Blue are forbidden, examples are but not limited too…

There is a fine line between not listening and not caring, I like to think that I walk on that line every day of my life.

I think it would be ironic if everyone was made of iron.

It's not pink, it's lightish red!

The sword is actually a key, and it unlocks your death (Sides and his stupid swords)

Protect me cone!

Up yours, sir! (Magnus wasn't amused with Rogue that day)

Bow chicka wow-wow!

I do not want to catch pregnancy! (Tai chased Red Alert around after she convinced him she was pregnant with an alien parasite )

#170. Along the same lines, do not quote "Whose line is it anyway?"

You are dead to me, not but scum! When I look in your eyes I get inflammation of the bum! (I didn't know how to answer Sunny when he said that)

I feel ten pounds lighter and just a little dirty.

He had the kind of face only a mother could love. If that mother was blind in one eye and had that sort of milky film over the other one. You know what I mean? But still, he was my identical twin. (Sides didn't realize Sunny was right behind him)

I need a hammer!

The Canadians are coming! The Canadians are coming! (Lennox was cracking up when we labeled the Decpticons as Canadians)

#171. It is forbidden to replace the toilets on base with bidets

(Lennox's squeal was hilarious when he 'hit the head')

(Sides though the humans would find it refreshing)

#172. The "Whip and Nae Nae" song is banned on base

(But if you do play, you must dance)

(Epps and, ironically, Simmons can both do the dance very well)

#173. Cards against Humanity are not to be played in the presence of any leadership.

(This one needs no comment…)

#174. You know, for as long as I can remember, I've had memories…

(Managed to stun Prowl for a while with that one)

#175. Whoopie cushions are forbidden

(Optimus look of surprise was priceless when he sat down at the meeting with Lennox, Ultra Magnus, and the President….)

#176. Never try to "Mission Impossible" yourself into the Decepticon Base.

(Mirage sucks at lifting and lowering cables)

#177. Spiders, especially tarantulas, are not cuddly pets and should not be given as a present.

(Sides assumed that because Tarantulas have hair, thus making them fuzzy, people want to cuddle with them)

(Poor Maggie flipped a cork when he gave it to her)

#178. Trips to Home Depot are forbidden.

(With their holograms, Bee and Hot Rod had bought bird seed)

(They wanted to know how long it would take to grow birds….)

(-_-)

#179. Whipped cream is a substance that needs to be monitored.

(Sam had one day had filled his mouth with whipped cream and screamed "I HAVE RABIES")

(Ratchet and Galea nearly glitched, and quarantined him for a week)

#180. Rubber bands are an office item, not weapons

(The super-sized industrial ones we have for robot size stuff, make great human sling shots)

(Not that we would know...)

Once again any ideas, or things you want to see, let me know and I'll see what I can do. ;)