This whole idea started when I wondered what it would be like if I actually owned the cast of Yu-Gi-Oh. I jokingly decided that I'd have to kidnap them first. Suddenly, a storm gathered, rain fell, lighting struck my brain, and this story was born! (It was quite painful) So, enjoy the insane randomness I come up with when I'm bored and hopped up on M&M's.

DISCLAIMER: Yu-Gi-Oh, unfortunately, belongs to someone who is not me. All I own are these fanfics in which I can pretend that I do own Yu-Gi-Oh. Oh, well. They're fun to write.

TO THE STORY!

Yugi and Yami were sitting behind the counter of the game shop having a duel. It was a slow day for game sales, so they had broken out their decks to pass the time. Their scores had been close the whole duel, and they were both on their last few moves. Suddenly, Yugi got to his feet.

"I have to go to the bathroom. I'll be back in a minute." Yami nodded, and Yugi left the room confident that his hand was safe; Yami was far too honorable to cheat.

Aforementioned Yami was looking between his cards and the board, trying to figure out his hikari's strategy and plan his own accordingly. His head suddenly snapped up as his ears caught the sound of a faint THUMP and a muffled gasp. He got up and yanked open the door. He barely had time to register the sight of Yugi lying unconscious on the floor before something was shoved over his mouth and nose, and everything went black.

Malik, Marik, Ryou, and Bakura sat in Mailk's living room, watching a horror movie. Or, rather, Marik and Bakura were. Ryou had his face buried in a pillow, hands over his ears in an effort to block out the screams and explosions coming from the TV. Malik was just trying to get some of the popcorn being hoarded by the yamis without getting his hand ripped off.

Marik and Bakura had recently gotten obsessed with horror movies, loving the bloodshed, and gotten together to have a movie marathon with some of their favorites. Ryou and Malik had tagged along, not trusting their yamis by themselves.

Each of them was so engrossed in what they were doing that they failed to notice the mysterious figure creeping in through the window behind them. Malik was still reaching for the popcorn bowl when something was pressed over his face, and he was pulled over the back of the couch, out cold. The others were too busy watching the movie or, in Ryou's case, hiding their faces to notice. Marik was next, and before Bakura could realize that his movie buddy was missing, he too was knocked out and dragged away.

Ryou lifted his head slightly, completely oblivious to his friends' disappearance. "Is it safe to open my eyes now, Bakura?" Hearing no reply, he raised his head a little more and glanced around the room, movie completely forgotten.

"Bakura? Malik? Hey, where is everybo-" Before he could finish his question, the intruder leapt up behind him, covered his face with a chloroform-soaked rag, and carried him out of the room.

Joey walked down the street with Téa, Tristan, and his sister, Serenity. Serenity was visiting, and they had been heading to Burger World when they saw Tristan and Téa, and had decided to all go together.

They stopped, backs to an alley, as Joey and Tristan started arguing about which way to go. Joey turned to the girls, who were on the other side of him.

"Tell him, Téa! It's better to go left, and this clown knows it!" He turned back to Tristan, only to find that he was no longer there.

"Tristan? Hey, Tristan!" He turned back around, confused. "Where'd he- Wait! Where's Serenity?"

Téa's eyes widened. "I don't know! She was right next to me!" Joey looked up and down the street, frantically searching for any sign of his sister and his friend. "Do you think they went ahead, Téa? Téa?"

Téa was gone, too. Joey looked around nervously. "What the heck is going on here?"

Suddenly he was pulled backwards into the alley, and before he could yell for help, cloth was covering his nose and mouth. Everything went black.

Mai Valentine stepped out of a dressing room in her favorite store at the mall. It was a beautiful summer day, and what better way to spend it than shopping? Arms laden with the clothes she planned to buy, she looked into the mirror, making sure her hair was perfect before she left.

As she primped, she notice movement behind her and shifted slightly so she could see better. Her eyes widened as she saw someone standing behind her holding some sort of rag. The figure quickly shoved it over Mai's face before she had time to do anything. The clothing fell out of her hands, and she went limp.

The Kaiba brothers were sitting at their gigantic dining room table, having lunch. Seto had cleared his schedule for the day, planning on taking Mokuba to do whatever he wanted. Mokuba was extremely excited to be able to spend time with his older brother.

As they were eating, Seto's hand slipped and his fork went flying out of his hand, landing on the floor behind him. He bent down to retrieve it, but when he got back up he saw that Mokuba was no longer in his seat.

"Mokuba? Mokuba? Come on, we don't have time to play hide-and-seek. Stop messing around!" Getting no reply, Seto was starting to feel uneasy. He looked around the room, and then bent down to check under the table. To his surprise, someone was under there, but it wasn't his little brother. The figure sprung at him, pushing the chloroform rag into his face, and dragged him and his brother out of the room.

Yugi opened his eyes and immediately wished he hadn't. It was pitch black and he had a splitting headache; all he wanted to do was go back to sleep. He rolled over, trying to get comfortable on the hard tiles.

Hmm…that was funny. Yugi didn't remember his bed being made of tile. Now that he thought about it, he didn't remember his room being so dark, either. He didn't even remember going to his room. He did, however, remember going to the bathroom, someone sneaking up on him…

Yugi's eyes shot open and he sat bolt upright. "YAMI! WHERE ARE YOU? THERE'S SOMEONE IN THE HOUSE!"

Yami's voice drifted from the opposite side of the room as the shout woke him up. "I'm right here, aibou. And as for the intruder, I wouldn't worry. It seems he already got what he wanted."

Just then another voice joined theirs. "Yugi? Yami? Is that you?"

Both of their heads whipped toward the voice. "Joey? What are you doing here?"

"Better yet, what are we all doing here?" A female voice asked.

"Is that…Mai?" Yugi asked.

"The one and only. Any idea what's going on here?" She replied.

"None," Joey replied. "I was walking with Tristan, Téa, and Serenity when they all did this Houdini act. I think they're in trouble, we gotta find 'em!"

"No need to look for me," Téa mumbled as she woke up. "I'm right here."

"Me, too," Tristan spoke up.

"But, wait. Where's Serenity?" Joey started to panic. "SERENITY?"

They all heard a yawn coming from someone next to Téa. Serenity sat up a little sleepily. "Joey, are you all right? Did you need something?"

Joey sighed in relief. "No, I'm just glad you're safe."

"Would you guys be quiet and try to find a way out of here?"

No one could believe their ears. "Kaiba?" Tristan asked. "What are you doing here?"

"How should I know?"

"Seto, have we been kidnapped again?" Mokuba piped up fearfully.

"I think we have." Seto put an arm around his brother's shoulders. "But don't worry, little brother, whoever this guy is, he can't be very smart. After all, he took Wheeler."

"HEY!" Joey yelped in protest. "Shut up, you little-"

"WHO? I DEMAND TO KNOW WHO WOULD DARE ATTEMPT TO CAPTURE THE THIEF KING!" Bakura's sudden yelling interrupted Joey's threat.

"Please be quiet, Bakura," Ryou asked a little wearily. "Yelling won't solve anything."

"Ryou, you're here, too?" Yugi asked, surprised.

"Yes, but I don't know how. One moment we were watching a movie, the next everyone's gone. I thought they were playing a prank on me until I blacked out."

"THERE WILL BE NO SURVIVORS FROM MY WRATH! I SHALL-"

"Oh, shut up, Bakura," Marik grumbled irritably. "You're just pissed that someone got the better of you."

"Don't be mean, Marik," Malik scolded before Bakura had time to protest.

"What? It's not my fault he was too wimpy to fight back."

"I am NOT WIMPY!" Bakura gave a death glare. "Besides, if anyone's the wimp, it's you."

Things escalated quickly from there as the two yamis screamed insults at each other, with their hikaris dragged into the argument soon after. Others jumped in to defend their friends, and soon it was an all out war; even Téa, the queen of friendship, found herself in a yelling match with Mai.

Only one person hadn't joined in, and he had no idea how to diffuse the situation. Finally, as the yelling got louder and louder, he couldn't take it anymore. "WOULD YOU GUYS JUST SHUT UP SO WE CAN FIGURE OUT WHERE THE HECK WE ARE?" Mokuba screamed at the top of his lungs.

Everyone immediately froze mid-insult, unable to believe that Mokuba could yell that loud. Suddenly a bright light in the ceiling flipped on, illuminating the room for the first time. They were in some kind of foyer. They all jumped as a voice they had never heard before echoed from the shadows.

"I can tell you where you are."

They all unconsciously huddled together, even Bakura and Marik. Nervous glances were cast into the shadows, trying to discover where the voice was coming from.

"W-where are we?" Serenity finally asked in a small voice, clutching tightly to her brother's arm.

"You are at my house."

I apologize for the lack of funny. Don't worry, the real fun begins next chapter, and I promise there will be a ton of the wacky hilarity you all love. I'll update sometime tomorrow, I swear. Until next time!