arctapushide bio
 Author has written 26 stories for Lord of the Rings, StarTrek: Voyager, Transformers, Sentinel, Misc. Movies, and Man From UNCLE. This is the start of something big and long which is updated just about every single day. (There are at recent seven books to this story. Here is the intro to the first one) The Diego Diaries, Book One: A Transformers Story Prologue This is a story of the Transformers a decade in the making. This crosses all universes and includes both cartoon versions of this fandom and the movie verse, too. It starts with a prank war between Ironhide and Ratchet, spans outward and comes to include all the possibilities of life once lived on Cybertron including Cybertronian football. Yes, I said Cybertronian football. Consider Prime standing on a hill side at the end of the Transformers, the first movie ... Prime speaks of unity, honor and family. Then he puts out a call to the universe for all Autobots wherever they may be ... ‘Come to me.’ And they do. And so do the refugees that hear him. They come ... Millions and millions and millions of them … And the Decepticons. Them, too. Those guys. Soooo ... let's get right into it. |
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Small Problems by Ghost of the Dawn reviews
G1: Megatron has a ray gun that shrinks Autobots, leaving them two and a half feet tall and very far from home. (edited and updated Dec 2017 with more content)
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 78,828 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 12/19/2017 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Grimlock, Prowl - Complete
Is This Reality? by AlloraStar217 reviews
When the owner of one of the greatest franchises offers the chance to become one your favorite characters, you jump at the chance. Even if it's over a cliff edge. Karen Volstead chose to test the new VR game, but are things really what they seem to be? Forced into isolation with 29 other players, how is the world to know what is happening? What is the definition a soul?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 44 - Words: 138,021 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 10/22/2017 - Published: 11/29/2015 - Hound, Jazz, Prowl, OC
All's Fair by steelcrash reviews
After letting slip a personal detail, Optimus Prime finds himself becoming the object of pursuit.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 67 - Words: 102,865 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 1/9/2017 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Optimus Prime
Exigence by steelcrash reviews
Hope arrives from an unexpected source with the loss of Optimus Prime to the Decepticons. "Transformers: Prime" universe. IronhidexRatchet, other various future pairings.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 45,013 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 12/10/2014 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Ratchet, Ironhide
Retribution by steelcrash reviews
In the fight against the Covenant, Earth receives some unexpected, powerful allies who could change the tide of war. Transformers/Halo crossover.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,090 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 2/8/2011
Healing You by renegadewriter8 reviews
TITLE CHANGED! While at a refugee base, Ratchet helps the injured. What happens when he meets the mech he had thought to be dead? Why does he seem frightened? How will the crew react when they learn the truth? TwinsXRatch/Others
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,354 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Ratchet
Imperium in Imperio by Mirage Shinkiro reviews
G1. Praxian mechs from Prowl's past appear on Earth, secretly endangering the crew, especially the twins. Prowl must save the twins and face his love for both Jazz and Prime. Who will he choose, and why do the twins mean so much to him? AU elements.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 117,334 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Prowl, Jazz
Conception by MissMary reviews
Some of the Autobots have new sparklings, and Megatron suspects that Sam had something to do with it. He wants one of his own, but he can't manage what the others have. Changes have to be made.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,876 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Sam W., Megatron - Complete
Sunrise by Zea T reviews
Lennox wasn't aware the Autobot team was incomplete, until an unexpected arrival reveals an equally unexpected threat. A NEST perspective on events as Sunstreaker joins his twin Sideswipe on Earth. Post-RotF. First Transformers fic - reviews welcomed!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,192 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 41 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Sideswipe, W. Lennox - Complete
Stepping Stones by Felinafullstop reviews
Opitmus and Ironhide are starting a relationship after the events of 'Choice'. Rated M for OPxI.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,086 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Optimus Prime, Ironhide - Complete
The Freedom of Choice by Carmilla DeWinter reviews
Peace talks between Decepticons and Autobots have hit an impasse. For some reason the Autobot Council get it into their heads that all issues will be solved if Optimus Prime were to bond with Starscream. G1-ish AU
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,874 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 8/29/2010 - [Optimus Prime, Starscream] [Mirage, Jazz] - Complete
Pitch by Borath reviews
Amidst the Autobots, Starscream finds himself wanting to repent for his past misdeeds and have a family, but the road to hell is pathed with good intentions. Mpreg. Starscream/Ratchet; Optimus/Ironhide. Cont. from 'Family Matters' but can stand alone.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 104,955 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Starscream, Optimus Prime - Complete
Friends with Benefits by Ell Bee Someone Else Now reviews
Ratchet and Ironhide compare notes, and come up with a plan.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Ratchet, Ironhide - Complete
Loveless by Mirage Shinkiro reviews
G1. When Optimus Prime fell in love with Prowl, he never imagined that they'd curse their chances from the beginning, that Prowl's past would stand in the way, or that his own past would rise to complicate his love. Can happiness be found?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 74,070 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Optimus Prime, Prowl - Complete
Tinman: The Untold Chapters by Fire Redhead reviews
Just some fluff to stuff the seams of my Tinman story. More cute interactions between Ironhide and Annabelle Lennox. Enjoy!
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,887 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Ironhide, Annabelle L.
Switch by Beregond5 reviews
G1. Bluestreak gets in touch with his feminine side... quite literally. Crack. Genderswitch. UST. The whole works really.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,575 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Bluestreak - Complete
Male Is As Male Does by Phoenix13 reviews
2009 MOVIEVERSE Lennox discovers the duties that being a 'Prime' involves when he stumbles across one of Optimus Prime's private moments. Ch 18 - Ironhide explodes over being told to keep his hands off anything female. Bumblebee protects Mikaela.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 49,848 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Optimus Prime, Captain Lennox
A Tactician's Life by Beregond5 reviews
G1. Joy, Sadness, goofiness... They're all part of a mech's life - including Prowl's. Companion to the Patient H-18 series and based on the 28 Character meme. The stories are set in chronological order, starting from Prowl's childhood.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 13,616 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Prowl - Complete
A Truck Mystery by Emory Lee reviews
Sarah Lennox thinks there’s something strange about Will’s black truck. Ironhide isn’t too good at staying hidden. Ratchet’s no help either. Ironhide/Ratchet
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,413 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Ironhide, Ratchet
Quits by Borath reviews
"I want an interface. That's all. Peace after all these years in exchange for your pride." / And dignity, a subtle voice supplied to Optimus as he felt his features slacken in horror.: Hard M chapter 1. OP/M - OP/IH
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,212 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Optimus Prime, Ironhide - Complete
Basic Training by snarechan reviews
Pre-RotF. Epps is chosen to help integrate Sideswipe into N.E.S.T once he arrives.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,280 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/27/2009 - R. Epps, Sideswipe
Magic and Loss by Mirage Shinkiro reviews
G1. Bluestreak finds himself still plagued with nightmares and grief over his lost family and home. He tries to drown his pain in another's arms, but love is more complicated than he realizes. It also has consequences. BluexSunny, BluexWJ, sparkling.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,105 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Bluestreak, Wheeljack - Complete
Transformers Dictionary by Pagen Godess reviews
A list of terms that every Transformers fan has to know. Ordered A-Z with bold capital letters seperating each section make finding a word easier.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,918 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 8/21/2008
Security Breech by Cyndi reviews
CHRISTMAS FIC. Will finds a way to freak Ironhide out.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Ironhide, W. Lennox - Complete
A Small Problem by Hacker-Warrior reviews
G1 Wheeljack was simply testing a new device and Sunstreaker just wandered in at exactly the wrong time. What are the Autobots to do now that one of their best fighters is like...this!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 11/25/2008 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Sunstreaker, Sideswipe
Tinman by Fire Redhead reviews
2007 Movieverse. Ironhide adjusts to his new role as the Lennox family guardian.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 76,997 - Reviews: 897 - Favs: 762 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Ironhide - Complete
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The Diego Diaries Part Seven reviews
This is a continuation of the universe started in Diego Diaries and continued through parts two to six. The premise is a joke that led to world building. This is about family, friendship, overcoming adversity and finding the best parts of yourself. This is an adventure, a trek through the world of Transformers and its a comedy/drama. Everyone is here and if you are, too, then YAY!
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 344 - Words: 791,709 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12h - Published: 5/26/2019
The Diego Diaries: Part Six reviews
This continues the story from parts 1 through 5. The story continues. :D
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 670 - Words: 1,761,035 - Reviews: 1381 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/15/2019 - Published: 5/9/2017 - Ironhide
The Chronicles of Orion reviews
This story tells everything about The Diego Diaries from the viewpoint of the sparklings and younglings. It is a request. It will tell the now and the then from their viewpoint. Thank you for reading.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 54,903 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/17/2019 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Ratchet, Ironhide
The Diego Diaries: Part Five reviews
The continuation of a prank war that went intergalactic and jumpstarted a rebuild of the Cybertronian Empire with all of the resulting laughs, pranks, slag, fights, Wreckers, wise cracks and hoo-haw that the fandom is famous for. Oh and Ironhide too. :D
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 502 - Words: 1,285,348 - Reviews: 1239 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/10/2017 - Published: 1/4/2016 - Ironhide, Ratchet, Optimus Prime, Starscream
What Makes No Difference Is No Difference reviews
I love TF: Prime and finally got a plot in my head. This is that story and group in an AU that has their elements but my direction. This is about hidden truths, humor, drama and adventure. This is about humans and bots saving themselves. This is about my reaction to the Autobots always being underdogs. There will be no spoilers.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 50,400 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/14/2016 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Ironhide, Ratchet, Optimus Prime
The Diego Diaries 4 reviews
This is a continuation of Parts 1, 2 and 3. The site punishes me for making long stories so here we go. This continues part 3 of the hilarity that is RvI, P&OP and the rebuilding of their civilization since the Fall. This is in anticipation of retrieving Cybertron and offing Megatron once and for all. Welcome aboard. Bookmark or whatever because here we go...!
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 695 - Words: 1,707,824 - Reviews: 1887 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/3/2016 - Published: 4/19/2014 - [Ratchet, Ironhide] Optimus Prime, Jazz
The Diego Diaries Story event chronology reviews
A reader asked for this for the story since it is so long. I have made one for part one and will do so for the others. I will post them separately. Maybe. REMEMBER! This is spoiler territory if you haven't read the whole thing. This is designed to allow you to find back story later one. It is seg(ment), number of segment and data about it.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,526 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/31/2015 - Ironhide, Ratchet, Optimus Prime - Complete
The Diego Diaries Part 3 reviews
This is the story of Ratchet and Ironhide's prank war which goes global and intergalactic. It is essentially a humorous/dramatic love story. This is the third part because the second part is giving me fits for uploading just like part one. How's that for a crappy summary?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 687 - Words: 1,703,306 - Reviews: 3250 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Ironhide, Ratchet
A River Flows: How It All Began reviews
This story is about how the Canaan Land arc began from Academy days forward. This is the only story that is gritty and worthy of an M warning. All of the others are K or T in this series. This reflects Tom's fall and rise, Chakotay and the Maquis and how they found each other. It was written in 1998, another lifetime ago. I almost feel like I'm editing someone else's story. :D
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,676 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Chakotay, T. Paris
The Diego Diaries Part Two reviews
This is the story of Ratchet and Ironhide's prank war which goes global and intergalactic. It is essentially a humorous/dramatic love story. This is the second part because the first part is giving me fits for uploading. How's that for a crappy summary?
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 623 - Words: 1,388,353 - Reviews: 2449 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Ironhide, Ratchet
The Diego Diaries reviews
This is a look at the Transformers through the life of Ironhide and Ratchet. A day in the life of an 'old married couple' and the effect they have when a personal prank and private joke go global. Many parts.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 159 - Words: 363,036 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Ironhide, Ratchet
Rites of Spring reviews
This follows Fortunate Son, Son Rise and Winter Heart. Slash relationship implied, etc.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,469 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Elrond, Legolas - Complete
Winter Heart reviews
This is a continuation of Fortunate Son and Son Rise.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,818 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Elrond, Legolas - Complete
Sonrise reviews
This story picks up where Fortunate Son left off. It is slash and features ElrondxLegolas and others.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,917 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Elrond, Legolas - Complete
Fortunate Son reviews
Legolas is fostered as a youngster to the court at Rivendell, much against the wishes of his parents and in keeping with the 'guidance' of Celeborn and Galadriel, two who hope to end the bickering by creating a bond. All that follows is not gold.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,813 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Elrond, Legolas - Complete
The Cascade Affair reviews
An old evil threatens to engulf Cascade as Illya Kuryakin hurries to prevent the unthinkable. REPOST TO FIX A GLITCH! I apologize to all who were affected by this mix up. I hope its good to go now. :
Crossover - Sentinel & Man From UNCLE - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 61,375 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Complete
Gavotte reviews
This is a side story to my Fortunate Son arc. This is a story about the dance between Glorfindel and Erestor and their journey to Rohan, Gondor and back. Humor and banter galore between my favorite First Age Old Agers.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,368 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
Ghost Dance reviews
This is a challenge. This one requires Faramir to have some sort of skill that is not natural to man —nothing too extreme— that an elf sees and decides to 'blackmail' or in this case, rattle to the core in exchange for silence.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,557 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Glorfindel, Faramir - Complete
Betwixt and Between reviews
This is a challenge, a gen story. It has a family gathering at Imladris and an injustice. :
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Aragorn, Glorfindel - Complete
Sleeping With the Enemy reviews
The kingdoms of Rohan and Gondor enact the heroic custom of bonding royal males to strengthen ties. The only problem is Eomer and Boromir hate each other. AU, Faramir also.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,596 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Boromir, Eomer - Complete
Dark and Dangerous reviews
A challenge story. Make a story about Faramir paired with Grima. Ick, I know. But it was a great challenge and this story is the result. It is slash, but pg.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,115 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Faramir, Eomer - Complete
Canaan Land reviews
This is a challenge story: Write a return for Voyager which dark and dangerous. This is that story.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 107,043 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Chakotay, T. Paris - Complete
Nuclear Winter reviews
This is an Au version of the episode Drive, when the Maquis were reactivated and took over the ship. This takes that rather unsatisfactory storyline to the fullest conclusion with betrayal, collusion and a return to the Alpha Quadrant and danger.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 271,559 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Chakotay, T. Paris - Complete
Crusade Reprise
This story tells the tale of what happened after Crusade.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,467 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Complete
