Yo! I'm Dragon Ruler 06! I'm a very hyper person wth a good attitude, but I can get pissed off rather easily. I live in Texas, but I'm not tell you much more that that. If you want to keep me happy and have me update more often, then you have to review more often. Yes, i'm mean and evil. and if my stories make you die of laughter in a few chapters, that was because i was hyper, bored, and completely random. not the best combination. and i apologize for all the spelling errors in my stories.

I am now 27 yrs old, a whole quarter century gone! My Favorite Animes include One Piece, Inuyasha, DNAngel, Yugioh (and if u insult it, i will hunt u down and hurt u, and i'm sure my buddy from deviantart, ShegoXP, wil enjoy helping me), Descendant of Darkness (luv Muraki and Tsuzuki and Hisoka), and there are a few others. i'm just not going to name them all.

Anyway, i hope u enjoy all my stories! the last time i updated certain stories is listed below.

These I found on someone's profile page and i couldn't help but copy and paste.

FAKE VS. REAL

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Dang … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would go to your funeral if you were murdered.

REAL FRIENDS: Would skip the funeral and go out looking for the murderer and kill him!!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost.

REAL FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive.

REAL FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down.

REAL FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because he tripped me.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops.

REAL FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they're after me in the first place.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Let me make an idiot of myself in public.

REAL FRIENDS: Are up there with me making an idiot out of themselves too.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will try to comfort me when my boyfriend breaks up with me.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick my ass until I get it together and will smack him for breaking up with me.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will help me move.

REAL FRIENDS: Will help me move a body.

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

IIf you hear voices in your head and know that they are real put this on your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason put this on your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you are really random put this on your profile.

92 percent of american teens would die if Abecrombe and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breath. If your one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your asses off as you watch the others copy this to your profile.

Her name was Jenny
This is what happened
When she was
alive
Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her
parents kept her
Locked in an attic
Her only
friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And
had patches of hair
She always talked to it
When
no one is around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep
of sound
Until her parents
unlock the door
Some
more and more pain
She'll have to endure
A
bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In
such a horrible place?
But she grabs her bear
And
softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to
die
She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,

God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "
Such
a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and
beaten
For anything she did
Then one night
Her
mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As
hours went by
Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for
a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made
She
thrust the blade
Right into her chest,
" You deserve to
die
You worthless pest! "
The mom walked out
Leaving
the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again
started crying
Police showed up
At the small
little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as
quiet as a mouse
One officer slowly
Opened a
door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor
It
must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at
least she died
With her best friend in her arms
Post
this on your profile if you hate child abuse!

Have PRIDE! Support gay marriage!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

now for semoehtnig itnresitng...

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile.

A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a "slut", no one knows she was raped at age 14.

People call another guy "fat", no one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight.

People call an old man "ugly", no one knows he experienced a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war.

Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping.

FOR ANYONE THAT IS INTERESTED: THERE IS NOW A PLAYLIST FOR THIS STORY ON YOUTUBE UNDER 'THE DRAGON' AS 'THE SNAKE CHARMER SOUNDTRACK'. You may have a hard time finding 'The Dragon' but the best way that I've found is to search for 'The Dragon No Theme but Amazing'. It would be the first list on the results. Click 'The Dragon' to see the other lists and the soundtrack will be there. Thanks! Hope you guys enjoy it!

Which Stories were last updated:

Take Me Home: 7-4-20 (POTENTIALLY SLOW UPDATES)

Phantom of the Water: 1-15-20 (POTENTIALLY SLOW UPDATES)

Midnight Sand: 2-4-2019 (POTENTIALLY SLOW UPDATES)

Voices: 11-11-18 COMPLETE

Spots and Dots: 1-27-19 (POTENTIALLY SLOW UPDATES)

Behind Bars: 12-22-17 (HIATUS)

Bloodline: 1-11-18 (POTENTIALLY SLOW UPDATES)

The Snake Charmer: 11-11-18 (HIATUS)

Blooming Family: 11-4-18 (HIATUS)

The Emerald Rose: 2-05-17 COMPLETE

Engineering Doll Making: Moved to AFF

In The End: 2-29-16 (SEVERE HIATUS)

Alien Kagome: 6-16-15 (SEVERE HIATUS)

I'll Love You Forever: 2-15-11 (SEVERE HIATUS)

Child of the Snake Sannin: 10-09-10 (SEVERE HIATUS)

Harry Potter The Dragon Prince: 5-09-10 (SEVERE HIATUS)

Inner Beasts: 11-25-13 (DELETED)

Never Matters: 5-09-10 (DISCONTINUED)

Kira's Heir: 12-2-09 (DELETED)

Supernatural Detective: 3-21-09 (DELETED)

High School Drama: 3-25-10 (DELETED)

Dragon Inheritance: 10-09-10 (SEVERE HIATUS)

But Revenge Causes Pain: 2-15-09 - Taken Down By Fanfiction Purge

ItaNaru dot Com: Been Adoped by coolgamer

My Love, My Master: Been Adopted by EternalYaoiFanGurl4Lyfe

Doesn't Matter What You Are: 2-05-10 Been Adopted by Sapphire Tornado

Please Come Back: 2-05-10 (DELETED)

This Is My Story: 2-05-10 (DELETED)

Revenge is a Bitch: 4-30-08 COMPLETE - Taken Down By Fanfiction Purge

Make It Out Alive: Been Adopted by Itachilover4000

The Marked: 11-20-09 Been Adopted by chrisandersenyuki

Dragons Aren't Fairy Tales: 2-05-10 (DISCONTINUED)

My Inner Demon: Been Adopted by BlackCatTrain

Traitorous Uchiha and the Kitsune Vessel: 8-16-07 COMPLETE

Is It Just A Crush?: 2-12-08 Been Adopted by sexyCatDemon

Lover of a Vampire: 5-21-08 Been Adopted by Kioku C.

Ice Heart: 7-11-07 COMPLETE

The Secret World of the Night: 7-17-08 Been Adopted by Addiction-Darkness

The Duel Master and The Miko: 7-23-07 COMPLETE

Enjoy the stories that just randomly pop into my head when i'm bored!!