Twisted Lanes

Summary: Iley Potter-Witwicky knew she was strange with the whole 'parents-sending-her-to-the-Dursleys-and-abandoning-her-thing' but when her adoptive brother Sam brings home an alien car and sends her and her best friends, Mikaela and Danielle on a great adventure , she realizes it's about to get a whole lot stranger.

Fem!Squib!Harry. Optimus/fem!Harry. Ron!Ginny!Molly!Dumbledore!Potters!Snape!Wizarding World!bashing. Protective!Possessive!Optimus. Ironhide/OC. Mikaela/Sam.

Lily Potter is played by Jane Aldridge

James Potter is played by Aaron Johnson

Iley Potter-Witwicky is played by Lily Collins

Danielle Banes is played by Selena Gomez

"Mummy, what are you doing?" Little Iley Lily Potter stared up at her mother with a pouted lip. She looked like Lily did when she was just a five year old with different coloring. Small and pale with jet black hair that was straight instead of her brother, Alex's own hair and with the brightest green eyes, she was adorable.

At least to the muggle world.

Lily Potter had dark green eyes like her son and bright red hair that flowed down her back in curls. The woman glanced over at her daughter and pursed her lips. "We're doing a ceremony, sweetheart, to help your brother." Her voice was cold until it reached 'your brother', a slim smile reaching the woman's lips.

"Is Al hurted?" Iley looked really worried now. "Does we need to go to Ms. Doc'er Lady?" Lily shook her head.

"Just hold still, sweetie, and drink this." She held out a grey potion in a bottle and Iley gave a strong nod, seriousness taking over her small features.

"Yes mummy." She said, taking the bottle and chugging it down before grimacing up at her stiff mother. "It tastes not good mummy and it hurted me. Mummy, I HURTED!" Iley began to writhe around as Grandpa Albus screamed, Now!

They shot purple lights at Iley and it would shock people for years to come. Blue, white, red and purple lights come out of Iley who screamed for her mummy and daddy in pain and slowly entered Alex who giggled at the tickling sensation. Iley stopped writhing and curled into a ball.

"Iley?" Alex whimpered staring at his sister.

"Alex feel better?" Alex nodded happily at his older twin sister's weak question. "Good." She screamed when Lily got near. "NO! HATE MUMMY! LEAVE ILEY 'LONE! HATE!"

"Wake up, darling." Lily whispered softly, eyes slowly drifting to brown and hair turning shorter and a brownish red color. "Wake up right now!"

Iley jerked up, eyes wide and nearly hit her adoptive mother who was staring at her worriedly. Behind her, her brother, Sam, was also worried as was her adoptive father, Ron.

"Another nightmare?" Ron asked, jaw clenched. "If I ever get my hands on them..."

"You'll kill them, I get it daddy." Iley gave a weak smile. "Time for school?" She groaned seeing her mother's bright smile.

"Yes! Wake up! The day has started without you!" Judy laughed, bouncing out happily quickly followed by the men of their family. Quickly dressing in a cute dress, flats and a jacket, she ran out only to smash into her brother.

"Ow." They both moaned. Sam helped Iley up still rubbing his nose. "Damn you and your hard head." He grumbled. "Hurry up. Dad's gonna leave us." Iley rolled her eyes. They quickly ran down the stairs and Sam asked quietly, "You alright?"

"'M fine." Iley waved it away. "Hey, you goin' to the lake party?" Sam nodded. "Me and Danny are going to meet up with Mikky after cheer practice." She said, climbing into the front.

Ron looked over at his youngest daughter ("By a year!"). "Cheer practice?"

"Yeah, Daddy." Iley said sweetly, wide smile on her face making Ron smile back. Iley was always extremely cheerful and happy even with her horrible past. He remembered when the government man came, John Keller, and informed them that they could have another child. See, they tried to adopt but were on the way bottom of the list when Judy got pregnant with Sam. They immediately took Iley, who at the time was a scared little girl with wide, watery bright green eyes, straight, pretty black hair, pale skin and pouty lips. Judy and Ron immediately fell in love with her.

"Bye, Daddy!" Iley giggled as Ron pulled a stop.

"Bye, dad!" Sam smiled at his dad.

They both got out and went to their friends; Sam went to his weird friend Miles and Iley went to her friends, Mikaela and Danielle who were surrounded by the popular people.

"Hey, Ila." Mikaela greeted warmly. Danny grinned at her friend.

"Hey guys." Iley smiled.

"Ugh, what are you doing here?" Iley rolled her eyes and turned to Megan Lucas, the bane of her existence. She was older than Iley with long, blond hair and brown eyes.

The Popular kids consisted of 12 kids. Trent DeMarco, Mikaela Banes, Danielle Banes, Rex Luthor, Jesse Johannson, Megan Lucas, Iley Potter-Witwicky, Matt Johnson, Jase Smith, Nicole Ryder, Miley Jackson and Henry Wilson.

"I have friends, Lucas." Iley deadpanned before turning back to her friends: Danny, Mikky and Nicole. Megan rolled her eyes and kept talking to Miley.

Soon he bell rang and they went to class.

Iley made it to the car before Sam. She had different classes and Mr. Martin, the AP Math teacher, allowed them to go out early.

"How was class?" Ron asked his little girl.

"It was..." She was cut off by Sam's girlish cheering. "Good." She finished sounding amused as Sam bounced in the backseat.

"It's an A-! Still an A, though!" Sam said excitedly waving the paper all over the place so Ron couldn't see it.

"Let me see that. You're waving it too much, I can't see it." Ron protested. Iley's eyes widened hopefully as Ron looked it over and sighed deeply.

"Okay, okay, it's an A." He muttered, pulling out of park. Both Iley and Sam cheered like maniacs, although Iley already had a 1967 black Chevy Impala that was in the shop.

Iley smiled brightly, realizing what her adoptive father was doing when they pulled into a Porsche dealership. Sam was bouncing in his seat. "No way!" Sam said, practically drooling over the cars. "No, no, dad!" Then started frowning and panicking when they pulled out.

"No, you're not." Ron chuckled under his breath. "I'm kidding. I'm not getting you a Porsche! For your first car?" He laughed. I hid a smile behind my hand while Sam huffed in the backseat angrily.

Then he pulled into a crappy dealership that made even Iley reel back in horror. They all got out, Sam angry and Iley still horrified. Iley sighed as Sam began to argue with Ron.

A dealer, a black middle aged man, strode over. "What can I do for ya?" The man asked cheerfully.

"Yeah, I'm here to get my son his first car." Ron said waving to Sam and glancing over at the other cars. The dealer grinned at Sammy and grinned even more wolfishly at me.

"And you chose ol' Bobby to chose from? Nu-uh, we're family now. Call me Uncle Bobby, Uncle Bobby B!" He laughed. Iley calmly left to look around when she saw it.

An absolutely gorgeous Camaro painted yellow with black stripes. She opened the door excitedly and sat in the front seat.

"Why hello there, gorgeous, I'm Iley." Iley grinned. The seats warmed up confusing her but she pushed it back. "How would you like to be my brother's first car?" She asked, stroking the steering wheel.

It beeped happily.

Iley's bright smile dropped. "I'm going crazy. I'm talking to a beautiful car and I'm going crazy."

"Ila, you okay?" She looked at her brother, father and the dealer and quickly slid in the front seat.

"Try this out, Sammy!" She said excitedly. Sam quickly got in and ran in hands across the steering wheel, staring at the boxy robot looking sign on it.

"This feels good." Sam muttered.

"How much?" Iley demanded before Ron could say anything.

"Given the semi-classic nature of this vehicle and the custom paint job..." Uncle Bobby said, turning to Ron.

"Whoa, wait, but the paint's faded." Sam cut in.

"Yeah, but it's custom." Bobby explained. Iley burrowed her eyebrows together in confusion.

"So, it's custom faded?" Iley asked. "That doesn't make sense, you bloody git!"

"Stay out of man's business, sweetheart." Bobby stated. "Five grand."

"No, I'm not paying over four." Ron deadpanned. Bobby looked through the passenger door at us.

"Come on, kids, get out of the car." I was furious. Sam looked pissed too. Never make a British girl angry.

"No, wait, you said..." Sam started.

"Cars pick for themselves." Iley finished, eyes narrowed.

"Well, cars don't pick drivers with cheap ass fathers. Now get out of the car." Sam looked sulky now while I looked pissed as he got out and started to follow Bobby towards another cheap ass car. "Now this car is four grand and a beauty."

I tried to open the passenger door and it swung open, slamming into the next car over, and closed back again, locking me in it.

"Iley Judith Potter-Witwicky!" Ron hissed.

"I didn't mean to!" Iley cried out, eyes watering. Ron softened. Bobby reassured them while Sam frowned at Iley who still wasn't out. Bobby was talking about another ugly car he wanted to sell them when a high frequence noise shot off, breaking every car's windows except for the Camaro.

"Four thousand." He squeaked.