So guys... No, we didn't fall off the face of the Earth. We just started this thing called college o.o

BUT, we're coming home this summer and we want to start writing again! We know it's been a long time, but we're going to try and redeem ourselves!

And for those of you who really liked our previous work, we've created a facebook page! The group is called LunaAriana, but it's a private group so if you'd like to join, PM us on here and we'll add you! We can discuss future stories, past ones, anything you'd like! ^.^

THE ART TEACHER IS COMPLETE!! Yes! It's FINALLY finished! So check it out if you liked it. Or if you like Axel x Riku. Or if you have absolutely nothing better to do with your time. The reason doesn't matter :D

Everything we learned about sex, we learned from yaoi fanfiction...Yaoi? Right...um...Young Acedemics On Ice...

OK, well, this account is shared by two morons. Their names you ask? (I don't care if you didn't ask! ... Please.) Well, Bridget (Bat Man, Trekkie Monster, LUNA) and Anna (Mentally Challenged, Kate Monster, ARIANA).

We're here - we're queer - and we're drinking your beer. ... (OK, so not really =P) (JSYK We're straight and Luna HATES alcohol...blech) :D

OK, now, for some information on the best-est comrades-in-arms.

Ariana AKA Kate Monster: (Updated: For your viewing pleasure.) Is currently in the process of penning a Renji x Ichigo smutty yaoi fic! :D ... However, if you all want it posted, you're gonna need to hope that I don't keep messing shit up. Because apparently, I suck ass. sigh The paragraph above may soon say something about my fuck-tarded-ness. (Pardon my French.) But, I'll see you all later! :) 'Cause, let's face it, nothing works out for me. :P

Ariana: Just posted a GrimmIchi story, "Shattered into Completion." 'WHAT!?' you may say, 'Why that title is a paradox. How crazy! How clever! How goddamn un-fucking original, but I get the feeling that the authoress really doesn't care!' ... Anyways, it's new, it's smut, and I would love it if you all just scrolled down to the bottom of the page and clicked that little link!

Luna: Chapter four of A Pleasure To Have In Class is up! Yey! Let me know what cha think! Damn Juice...

A note from Bridget: Since I always forget those stupid lil disclaimers in my stories, here they are:

Kingdom Hearts does not belong to me nor do the characters. For if it did, key blades would lock the handcuffs chaining Sora, Riku, and or Axel to their lovers' beds.

Bleach also does not belong to me nor do the characters. Because if it did, Renji would always wear bell bottoms and awesome headbands and be undeniably gay. Shuuhei would be a little whore who used his tattoo to get men in bed. Ikkaku would always have the fact that his name is pronounced I-cock-u pointed out. And Ichigo...don't even get me started on that lil strawberry! :D

The Mighty Boosh once again, does not belong to me. For if it did, Vince really would be the King of the Mods. And Howard, well, there's not much help for him. But that's why I wuv him!! :D Naboo would be my own personal shaman (he's so adorable .) Bob Fossil would be a side show attraction in the Zooniverse. And Gary Numan really would be in the cabinet in the Nabootique.

There, that should cover everything for now...
~Kate Monster bows down to Trekkie Monster for including this, because her parents would not be happy if a lawyer came knocking at their door with a notice saying that we were being sued because she posted gay porn online without saying how she didn't own the characters that she was making do eachother. x_X~

...We don't own Avenue Q either...

Kate monster: I hate, Quincy, he's so skinny and nasty!

Trekkie Monster: Me too! I especially hate him paired with Ichigo. In fact, the only thing I like him paired with is a semi truck going 80 miles an hour down the road, and by paired with I mean standing in front of!

While playing Bleach: The Shattered Blade (which is AWESOME btw!)

Mayuri: Bankai!

Me: I summon the giant baby that is my attack!! XD

So Ariana and I found this awesome game where you make a list of characters for the other person to fill in. Then you write all kinds of situations for them and funny questions (not knowing who the person will be.) Then the other person fills in the list randomly then fills in the blanks in the questions. Here are a few of our favorites :D

Q:While taking a survey, Gin listed paisley as his favorite color. Are you concerned?

A: HE NEVER OPENS HIS EYES! HOW COULD HE EVEN KNOW COLORS?!

Q: You see Renji leaving the laundry room of your apartment. You sneak a peak in his drier and find a pink thong. What do you do?

A: Question Luna about it!

Q: You find Ulquiorra and Renji in the hot tub, what are they doing?

A: Each other XD

Q: Ikkaku just got his hair permed. What do you think of his new do?

A: WHAT HAIR?! x_X

Q: Why would Ichigo steal your eyeliner?

A: Because he plays emo when he's home alone :D

Q: Shunsui receives a pink thong sent by Kira that was meant for Ichigo! Write a short dialogue.

A: Shunsui: Aww, Kira! You got me a pink thong with strawberries on it? .

Kira: SHIT. 0_0

Ichigo: Ummm, Shunsui, why do they say "Ichigo" across the butt? .

Shunsui: Hell if I know! But look how cute they make my butt look! XD

Q: Would Hanataro ever become a drug dealer?

A: He kinda already is...being in the healing squad and all... :D

Q: Ikkaku is beginning to imitate you. You?

A: Let him grow his hair out hee hee

Q: What would Shunsui's druken pick up line be?

A: Druken slur Is that a zan pak tou in my pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Response: SLAP That didn't even make sense! (Well, I did say he was druken after all)

Q: You find porn on Shunsui's computer and call Uryuu to talk with him. What does Uyruu say?

A: OMG that's what a woman looks like!?

Q: Ulquiorra just jizzed in his pants. (awesome song by the Lonely Island) Why?

A: Because Bill Kaulitz replied to his fan mail. XD

Q: You wake up with a splitting headache in bed next to Toshiro. You?

A: Look him in the eyes and demand him to create a massive ice pack

Q: Uryuu is considering becoming emo. You?

A: Encourage him to begin cutting himself right away

Q: Mayuri is considering getting a piercing, perhaps something a little more exotic. What do you recommend?

A: That he contracts tetanus and dies

Q: You come home to find Renji tied, gagged, and hand cuffed to you bed (without knowing who did it.) You?

A: Assume Luna somehow mixed up our houses

Q: Grimmjow gets in jail and you have to baul him out. Why?

A: Because Ariana would kill me otherwise...

Q: Ulquiorra and Shunsui are in a dance competition. Who wins and how do they dance?

A: WINNER: Shunsui!

Ulquiorra: He doesn't jump around when he goes to shows, he must be emo.

Shunsui: A lap dance.

"Thank you, you've been like bacon." ~Jim Gaffigan

Thank you so very much for looking at our account and reading our stories! It means a lot to us, and we really appreciate it! (Thank you for your patronage!)

Love,
Bat Man & Mentally Challenged