This one is much more cracky than the others. Basically using the same premise as drabble 6. Harry is Luffy, Ron is Ace, and Neville is Sabo.

"Do you ever get the feeling that there is something familiar about Dumbledore?" Sabo asked twirling his hand in his hand. The blond and his two sworn brothers were hiding from Mrs. Weasley who was after Ace again for running around shirtless.

"Eh? What do you mean?" Luffy asked pulling away from the beetle he was examining.

"It's just," Sabo paused tried to gather his thoughts. He couldn't believe that he hadn't seen it before now. "Okay, so first year."

"Yeah what about it, Sabo?" Ace asked not seeing his brother's point yet.

"The forbidden forest is forbidden for a reason," Sabo said waving his arms. Evidently, the blond had been thinking about this for a while. Luffy and Ace politely turn to face their brother. They both sit with their legs crossed and their head held in their hands.

"The forest is fun!" Luffy said interrupting. Sabo waved him off and continued.

"We were told from day one not to go in there!" Sabo ranted. "And what happens? We get detention and are sent into the forest."

"Hagrid requested us," Ace said furrowing his brows. "Didn't he? 'Cos we helped with Norbert."

Sabo shook his head. "Filch said Dumbledore made the detention, and late I heard McGonagall complain that he sent us to the forest, it's not a normal detention," Sabo said.

Ace shifted uncomfortably but Luffy just stared blankly.

"Okay, okay, you don't see it yet. That's fine, just wait a minute, you'll see," Sabo muttered under his breath.

Ace and Luffy shared concerned looks. Sabo was acting a little crazy.

"Then, in first year with the stone, and the 'protection' around it? Dumbledore practically wanted us to go after it and stop Voldemort!" Sabo ranted waving his hands in the air. "He practically threw us at Voldemort! And then second year, after Granger was petrified, remember what he said to Luffy, Ace?"

Ace shook his head slightly but Sabo didn't even notice he just kept going. "He told Luffy to go after the monster, he literally said, to fight it," Sabo complained. "When we came back up with the sword and the sorting hat all he did was laugh. He laughed, Ace."

The redhead had begun steadily paling as what his brother was trying to say dawned on him. "No, it can't be," He muttered. He gave Sabo a wide-eyed look and the blond nodded solemnly.

"They left it up to us to beat the Basilisk, Ace," Sabo said sternly. "There is only one person who would do that."

"What? Who?" Luffy asked poking Ace in the side. "Tell me, tell me, tell me!"

"You don't see it yet, Lu?" Ace asked his brother looking more terrified then he had since his rebirth. "You can't tell who Dumbledore is acting like?"

Luffy paused and scrunched up his face in thought. The rubber boy shook his head so hard his glasses almost fell off. "Nope!" he chirped.

"Luffy, the strongest, most powerful wizard in the world made couldn't get you out of the Triwizard Tournament. He told you that it would be good training," Sabo said slowly. "He threw you at the dragon, literally picked you up and threw you at the giant, fire-breathing dragon."

"Oh yeah, that was fun!" Luffy said laughing. "He sure is strong for an old guy."

Ace and Sabo shuddered in unison.

"Luffy, I know this is difficult, but think back when Dumbledore threw you at the dragon, was he laughing?" Sabo asked.

"Eh? Laughing?" Luffy seemed to freeze in place as he recalled the first task and jerked in place. He remembered the old headmaster plucking Luffy from the ground and because the Gryffindor wasn't moving fast enough threw him at the dragon, all the while laughing.

"Bwahaha!"

Sabo and Ace nodded together when it seemed like their stupid little brother finally got what they were saying.

"He's GRAMPS?" Luffy shrieked.