What am I suposed to say? I love fan fiction. I was suffering from withdraw symptomes when my school blocked fanfiction.net with no reason. It seriously said,"Blocked: Fanfiction.net. Reasons: Not Listed" I was ready to pick up the computer and throw it. I have read for a long time and a friend of mine wrote and posted a story using my help. Duing my withdrawl, I got a story stuck in my head and I had to write it. I put it up to make the voices in my head shut up. I wrote it and am proud of it and don't really care what anyone thinks of it. I have another story idea I'm running with. Naruto and Shino. It's called Hive. I am still writing on Liar's Place, but Anything has gotten a little slow and I could use help, any ideas are welcome. I have a lot of new story ideas and will soon type and post them. Deal with it if you don't like it. The stories are good. And Dark Orb agrees with me! So there!! My profile Image is a pic for my new story Left Hand of the Devil. Read it if you wish to understand.

-Ax or DD, whichever you perfer

Quotes that made my day:

"Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that.
It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar."
--Drew Carey

"The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into
doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house."
--Jeff Foxworthy

"My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, 'Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim.'"
--Paula Poundstone

"A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: "Duh."
--Conan O'Brien

"Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God... I could be eating a slow learner."
--Lynda Montgomery

"I think that's how Chicago got started. Bunch of people in New York said, 'Gee, I'm enjoying the crime
and the poverty, but it just isn't cold enough. Let's go west.'"
--Richard Jeni

"Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography."
--Paul Rodriguez

"Remember in elementary school, you were told that incase of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic in that? What, do tall people burn slower?"
--Warren Hutcherson

"Bigamy is having one wife/husband too many. Monogamy is the same."
--Oscar Wilde

"Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Afghanistan "
--A. Whitney Brown

Do you know why they call it "PMS"? Because "Mad Cow Disease" was taken.
-- Unknown, presumed deceased

Females will kill you twice as fast for half the reason, and just because they are sad afterwards, doesn't change the fact that you are dead.

Remember kiddies, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, but only 4 to reach out and bitch slap that mother fucker right into the ground. :D (favorite)