Disclaimer: Naruto and all it's characters belong to Masashi Kishimoto-sensei, and Harry Potter and all it's characters belong to J.K.Rowling, NOT ME!
Warning: Yaoi!
KakaIru I know, I know, the whole ninjas sent to protect Hogwarts is over used, but have you seen it with KakaIru? Naruto/Harry Potter crossover!
"Speaking in English." 'Thinking in English'
"Speaking in Japanese." 'Thinking in Japanese."
Tsunade sat at her desk, bemoaning her fate of being stuck in her office. Suddenly and owl swooped through he window she had propped open in hopes of a breeze. She stared at the owl, absentmindedly fanning herself in the heat. The owl held out a leg with a piece of parchment tied on. She sighed, she'd hoped she wouldn't have to deal with this particular person.
When she had gone through the Third's records she had found correspondence letter between him and the headmaster of Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry 'Dumbledore.' He and the Third had apparently fairly good friends, they discussed their respective responsibilities often. This latest letter was the second Tsunade had ever received. The first had been addressed towards the Third, and she had to break the news to the headmaster that the Third was dead.
She opened the letter and read through it thoroughly, then again to make sure she understood. He was requesting, very politely, the aid of some ninja to protect his school. He had specified that they be decent ninja though he didn't require all to be jounin. He had said that it wouldn't be to difficult even with their basic skills. The last part confused her though. 'I would also request the young teacher, Umino Iruka, that Sarutobi had mentioned in one of our or letters, to teach Defense Against the Dark Arts class this year.' She shrugged. The man was willing to pay a decent amount for a year long mission for at least three ninja to guard his school.
She contemplated that for a moment. Who would she send? Then the though occurred to her, of course...Kakashi! It had nothing to do with the fact that she could barely stand Kakashi that she decided to send him and his genin team to Hogwarts, nope not at all. She quickly wrote her reply and tied it to the owl's leg and it flew off.
She called in one of her ANBU guards and told him to find Iruka, Kakashi and team 7 and bring them back to her office.
The five ninja stood before her in confusion. They had been briefed on their mission already. It would be a year long mission and they were to pack most of their possessions. They had already decided on Iruka's replacement. Ebisu. His future students, from wherever they were, shuddered all in that instant.
Though there was still a month of summer before school started again, Kakashi, Iruka and team 7 made there way to The Leaky Cauldron, Once there they waited for the man, Hagrid to arrive. They sat around a table, Iruka and Kakashi sat side be side with Sakura on Kakashi's other side. Then Naruto and Sasuke. They had been told that Hagrid was easily recognizable, So they sat and waited for him. A man then walked into the building, he was much larger than any person they had ever seen before!
"You must be Hagrid-san."Iruka greeted, waving him over. The wizard looked relieved.
"Aye, I'm Hagrid. And what are yer names?" He asked, sitting himself at their table.
"Umino Iruka. That's Kakashi Hatake, Naruto Uzumaki, Sasuke Uchiha, and Sakura Haruno." He gestured to each of them as he said their names. "I'm afraid I'm the only one of us that knows English."
"He's huge!" Naruto said, and Sakura smacked him over the head.
"Don't say things like that, stupid!" She growled.
"Now, now Children calm down." Kakashi held back Sakura's arm, she'd been attempting to hit the blonde again.
"Er...I don't know what ter do about that. I didn' think yeh'd be speakin' another language." Hagrid eyed the ninja wearily.
"I guess I'll have to act as translator." He sighed. "And you four! Behave yourselves! We don't want them to think we're incapable!" Iruka snapped at his fellow ninja, who nodded stiffly. "So, Hagrid. Can you tell us exactly what we're dealing with here and any information we'll need to know about maneuvering in the castle?" Iruka asked.
"Sure." Hagrid explained as much as he could, slow enough so that Iruka could translate it.
"Wait, you mean they don't have RAMEN!" Naruto bellowed. He scratched at his face desperately, "How am I going to survive!" He wailed and this time Sasuke hit him over the head, rolling his eyes.
"Shut up!" He growled at the ramen obsessed teen.
"Naruto, I knew this was going to happen. I brought some instant ramen. And I can always buy the ingredients to make it after we've run out." Iruka said calmly, Naruto lunged over the table, tackling his former teacher.
"YOU ARE GOD!" He declared, Hagrid lifted the blonde ninja off of Iruka and put him back in his seat.
"Whoa there little guy!" Hagrid exclaimed. Iruka coughed and righted himself in his chair, chuckling. "What was that about?"
"Er, he was just hugging me." Iruka scratched the bridge of his nose.
"What...?"
"Well he didn't know didn't have his favourite food here, and so I told him that I brought some along." Iruka shrugged, "Kids."
"Yer different from what I expected from ninja." Hagrid sighed.
"Really? What did you expect?" Iruka asked, intrigued. A sudden nudge from Kakashi made him turn to face the silver haired man. Kakashi leaned in to whisper in his ear.
"Are we getting a room together?" He asked, Iruka blushed furiously.
"Kakashi-san, I hardly think that's appropriate!" Iruka spluttered.
"I was just asking a simple question!" Kakashi held up his hands in defense.
"No, we don't." Iruka answered. The three teens watched them strangely.
"Are yeh ok?" Hagrid asked doubtfully, poking the chuunin lightly.
"Eh, I'm fine, fine! Ahem, so when are we going to get on the train?" A little while later Hagrid led them to the train station, they all quickly went through the wall and stood in front of the Hogwarts express. It was there for the single purpose of bringing the ninjas to Hogwarts. The quickly loaded their luggage onto the train and boarded. Sakura immediately pulled Naruto and Sasuke into a cabin and closed the door.
The three adults raised an eyebrow at that behavior and shrugged. They sat in their own cabin, Hagrid across from Kakashi and Iruka. "How do you suppose he would react if I were to grope you right now?" Kakashi asked.
"Urk.." Iruka choked and glared at Kakashi, "Don't you dare!"
"Maa, what are you afraid of? That you might like it?" His visible eye curved up in a smile as Iruka started coughing indignantly.
"Ahem, Uh could you tell me where the washrooms are?" Iruka requested of the half giant. He told Iruka and the chuunin ran down the hall.
Kakashi chuckled and pulled out his Icha Icha Paradise novel. He opened it to where he had placed his bookmark. Pulling out the paper he looked at the side he had drawn on. Helaughed out loud, it was a poorly drawn figure of Iruka with a hard on complete with shine lines to draw your attention to his crotch. Kakashi glanced up at the uncomfortable looking Hagrid who was watching him. He curved his eye up and handed the picture over to the half giant who raised a brow as he took it.
Hagrid stared at it, his eyes widened. He glanced at Kakashi who was watching his expression mirthfully. Hagrid held it out for Kakashi to take back. The silver haired man frowned and Hagrid thought that perhaps that was this man's way of offering friendship? Then Kakashi laughed, and said one of the only English words he knew, "Sexy." He pointed to the picture, then in the general direction that Iruka took off in.
Hagrid's eyes almost seemed to bug out, Kakashi continued to laugh. He put a finger in front of his mouth, "Shhh!" Hagrid nodded dumbly.
Iruka stepped back into the cabin and sat back in his spot. He took one look at Kakashi's smiling face and Hagrid's bug eyes. "What did you do?"
"Nothing, nothing! I was just showing him a picture I found! Remember this?" Kakashi shoved the picture into Iruka's hands. The chuunin stared at the picture, his face turned beat red.
"I thought you threw this out!" He glared at the jounin. "Hagrid, what happened while I was gone?"
"Er. I'm not really sure. He pulled out that bookmark and started laughin', showed it ter me and..." Hagrid cut himself off, Kakashi had been holding his finger in front of his mouth again. "Er...How much English does he know?"
"Hmm? Well he knows a few words," Iruka blushed and scratched his nose.
"What words?"
"Ahem, well, er...inappropriate words. I don't want to say them...and definitely not in front of Kakashi!" Iruka squirmed in his seat.
"What are you saying?" Kakashi poked the brown haired man.
"We're talking about your English." Iruka winced, and Kakashi brightened.
"English!" He said and Iruka started shaking his head,
"Crap!" He covered his ears. "I'm not listening!"
"Sexy piece of ass, penis, cock, dick, hard, harder, more, deeper, please." Kakashi chirped as he counted off his fingers. "Oh and I cannot forget fuck!"
"Er." Hagrid gaped at the silver haired man.
"Is he done?" Iruka whimpered and Hagrid nodded.
"IRUKA-SENSEI?" Naruto's yell of disbelief was quickly smothered by the other teens. There was a poof beside the chuunin and Kakashi was gone.
"What about Iruka-sensei?" Kakashi asked his students, appearing in their midst.
"Nothing!" They squeaked. The door opened and Iruka stood there with Hagrid standing behind him.
"What's going on here?" Iruka questioned.
"Sakura thinks Naruto likes you." Sasuke replied calmly.
"I do not!" Naruto shouted. "You're sick Sakura! He's family!"
"Er..." Iruka stared at the pink haired girl strangely. "Sakura...thinks Naruto likes me, as in a crush." Hagrid coughed. "Sakura, don't say such things."
"Yeah, Naruto likes you, Sakura!" Kakashi chirped and she sent him a death glare. " But alas, Sakura likes Sasuke! Who by default, likes Naruto!"
"Don't even think about it!" Iruka yelled at the two teens before they could say anything. He stomped up to Kakashi who just smiled at him. "IDIOT!" He smacked the other man over the head, hard.
"Ouch!" Kakashi held his head in his hands. Slowly the train came to a stop.
"We're 'ere!" Hagrid announced.
"We're here." Iruka translated, everyone sighed in relief.
Yes! Muahahah! I think I had a little too much fun writing their dialogue! How are they going to communicate at the school? Iruka can't be there 24/7! Thank you for taking the time to read this! Now take another ten seconds to leave a review! I'm not sure about other pairings though...tell me if there are any you do or don't want to see please! I hope you liked it!
I'm more of a Naruto fan than a Harry Potter fan...so I'm going to try really hard to not focus all of my attention on the Naruto characters next chapter. XP