Twisted Lanes

Summary: Iley Potter-Witwicky knew she was strange with the whole 'parents-sending-her-to-the-Dursleys-and-abandoning-her-thing' but when her adoptive brother Sam brings home an alien car and sends her and her best friends, Mikaela and Danielle on a great adventure , she realizes it's about to get a whole lot stranger.

Fem!Squib!Harry. Optimus/fem!Harry. Ron!Ginny!Molly!Hermione!Dumbledore!Potters!Snape!Wizarding World!bashing. Protective!Possessive!Optimus. Ironhide/Tonks. Mikaela/Sam. Good!BWL. Hermione/Megatron.

"We will be landing in 10 minutes." Will stated, sending the Autobots a stare. "You'll transform and we'll head off to Potter Manor. Iley, you chose an alt-form, correct?" I nodded, remembering my alt-form: a dark purple Bugatti.

"Well, boss?" Sides asked.

"Transform." I ordered. "Then we'll, oh my god I'm actually saying this, we'll roll out." Ironhide laughed at my depressed face.

"Not funny, Hide." I grumbled, transforming into my sleek car form. I put my holoform leaning against me. My holoform looked exactly like me, with glowing bright green eyes, and I wore a slim dark purple leather jacket, a black tank top, dark purple shorts, black thigh high stockings and black lace up high heel boots with dark purple laces.

I blatantly ignored Sideswipe's stare at the part of my thighs that were showing. Sunstreaker smacked his head and Sides stopped.

I hold onto my alt form as we land roughly. A female soldier with wide eyes tumbled into my side and apologized. I shrugged it off, smiling at the blond woman who looked terrified. A new recruit, most likely.

"New recruit." Yvonne says, climbing into my passenger as the twins roll out first, followed by Mirage, Ironhide and finally me. "Her name's Marisopa Greengrass. Oldest daughter of the Greengrasses. Magical." I shot a smile at my friend. "Kinda nice too."

"Where is Potter manor?" I asked, giving her a side glance. Yvonne stumbled and pulled her BotPad, a device that Wheeljack made for us humans.

"Ah, out in the country. 45 miles from here, actually. Take a left." We followed her directions, going from paved to rocky gravel in seconds. I hated the gravel road. The rocks bounced up in my undercarriage (? I think that's what it's called...?) and it was fucking uncomfortable.

The gravel road finally stopped at a huge gate. It was pure gold and sparkling. It was twisted and elegant with a ginormous P in the middle, also elegant and beautiful.

It automatically opened and I cautiously followed Ironhide. The driveway was longer than I remembered, the house shadowed by several trees. It was actually a mansion with large elegant arches and a gold double door as the front door.

The door opened and people flooded out as Yvonne and I got out of my alt form.

The first person I noticed was Tonks. Her hair was a lighter pink, not that vibrant pink I was used to, and her eyes were a dull brown color. She wore an oversized plain grey sweatshirt, plain black leggings and black converse. What terrified me was the large scar going from the left side of her forehead, across her eye before stopping by her nose.

Ironhide saw it too as she tackle hugged him.

"Frag, are you okay?" He worried, cupping her cheek and brushing now vibrant pink hair away from her cheeks.

"I'm fine, Hide, baby." She said, burying herself in his hard chest.

"Oh, I see you know Auror Tonks." A old sounding voice said. I stepped out of my form and pressed my lips together. Albus Dumbledore in all his glory.

He was as old as he could be with fucking twinkling blue eyes and a long silver beard tucked into his belt. He wore a bright red robe with yellow stars on it and it made my eyes hurt.

"May I ask where your leader is?" He smiled.

I stepped forward. "I am. For now. Optimus and the rest of the team have things to do." I said smoothly, my eyes going and stopping on my biological father, younger brother and younger sisters.

"Who are you?" A rude looking boy with a long nose and bright red hair demands.

"Iley." She said coolly. "Formally Iley Potter but now I'm Iley Prime." Everyone looked shocked.

I ignored them.

"Well, how are you supposed to help us?" Another girl, with brown curls and brown eyes, asks curiously. It's not rude, but had a bit of bossiness in it.

I cast a look at Ironhide who released Tonks waist and pushed her away gently. His holoform disappeared and he transformed into his bi-pedel mode. The girl paled as she took a step backward and stumbled into a pretty ice blond girl.

"Anymore questions?"

My mother was still an irritating bitch.

She was still. I didn't like her, especially when we walked into the living room, wizards and witches on one side of the room an d Cybertronians and soldiers on the other side, and she questioned, "Why are you called Iley Prime and not Potter anymore."

"Simple. I've married (or sparkmated) to Optimus Prime." Sheer shock was written on her face as one greasy haired man sneered at me.

"Always knew you'd end up a whore like your mother." Lily didn't look mad but I was furious and gave him a hate filled stare.

"I will squish you, you fragged son of a glitch." Ironhide growled.

"And I'm sure Optimus would love hearing how son dumbass called his sparkmate a whore. We all know how protective he is about her." Epps smirked. "Remember when that one recruit called her holoform "a nice piece of ass"." Everyone snickered as they remembered how Optimus' holoform totally kicked the recruit's ass.

"So watch it, you little punk ass." Sunstreaker growled. "We are loyal to only two people on this godforsaken earth and that is Optimus Prime and his Lady Prime. They are what you people would call "royalty". So watch it."