SUPER IMPORTANT NEWS! Previously a Wiccan, I have changed my username to KyraReid. This is name I use for gaming, Deviantart and most other miscellaneous sites. This will make it easier for you guys to find me, since I'm everywhere, like a sneaky parasite.

"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly; the ill deeds along with the good, and let me be judged accordingly. The rest... is silence.”

Courage - a perfect sensibility of the measure of
danger, and a mental willingness to endure it.

It will come to you. We would not be writers if it didn't. Sometimes it just takes a little longer.

Write like no one is gonna read your words.

Living might mean taking chances, but they're worth taking.

Don't let what others think decide who you are.

Sometimes smart people can do very, very stupid things.

Instead of waiting for life to get better, do something about it.

You never know when you're making a memory.

BE YOURSELF. It's hard to be someone else anyway.

“When people are protecting something truly special to them, they truly can become...as strong as they can be.”- Kishimoto

“Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing.”- Optimus Prime

You know you are obsessed with Naruto.

1) You graduate high school and you proclaim yourself an ANBU.
2) You fight someone and try to hit their chakra points.
3) You can spout a random character quote on command.
4) You list ANBU as current occupation on a job application.
5) You draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a hole in the wall with it.
6) You wake up in the middle of the night screaming "Itachi WHY?!" 7) You get bit by a snake and decide that stabbing the wound is a good idea.
8) You leave for two years and come back acting like you're cooler and smarter.
9) You paint the kanji "love" on your forehead and claim that you can control sand.
10) You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.
11) You do something stupid and claim that you were being controlled by the Shadow Possession Jutsu.
12) You yell out "Wind Shuriken Throw of Death!" when throwing a frisbee.
13) You try to kill your brother everyday.
14) You keep alcohol in your mouth then spit it out with a match in front of your mouth to create a fireball.
15) You poke people in their butts and yell "A thousand years of pain!"
16) You paste Naruto's face on pictures of your friends and claim to have met him.
17) You draw a swirl on your palm and claim to be able to do Rasengan.
18) In the middle of the night, you blast a flashlight into your dad's eyes and yell "Chidori!"
19) You stay up all night claiming the Shukaku will eat you.
20) Every time your class goes on a field trip, you say you're going on a mission.
21) You yell "Konoha Senpu" when kicking a soccer ball.
22) You paint your skin red and claim that you can open the third chakra gate.
23) You call your teacher "Iruka-sensei."
24) You go to school wearing a forehead protector and claim it is the latest trend from the Hidden Leaf Village.
25) You keep paper shurikens in your fanny pack.

When life gives me lemons, I make orange juice and leave the world to wonder how the hell I managed it

If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.

I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

That that is, is. That that is not, is not. That that is is not that that is not, and that that is not is not that that is.

Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?

I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

My imaginary friend doesn't like you either.

Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'.

I'm hearing voices in my head and they don't like you!

Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.

I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying?

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.H.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.H.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

"Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly,
while bad people will find a way around the laws."

"So we're living by that sword, and we're going to
cut every now and then from it's backlash."

"If you suppress grief too much,
it can well redouble."

If I can stop one heart from breaking,
I shall not live in vain.
If I can ease one life the aching,
Or cool one pain,
Or help one fainting robin
Unto his nest again,
I shall not live in vain.

When your despair almost consumes you, look to that which gives you strength.
And when life kicks you down,
get up and kick right back.

"As you hand down this judgment
that has made you feel like god
know that you are merely devils
in this corrupt world."

Day, is here fading.
That's when, I would say.
I flirt with suicide.
Sometimes kill the pain.
I can always say.
'It's gonna be better tomorrow'

The years will pass and so shall my fears.

Those that are left behind,
are often the ones that suffer.
They have to live with the sorrow,
of those that will never return again.

Sometimes fear makes us different people,
and when there's nowhere to turn
we try to escape through other means.
Even when our loved one try to help
we inadvertently hurt them.

Forget the past, of our desperate flight;
there's nothing left, give up the fight.
When a child becomes a man,
he often has to stain his hands.
In this life that's filled with pain,
even children are often slain.
By their sorrow, faith and fears;
as the earth is watered by their tears.

"She who loses hope,
sacrifices more than that.
He who gives up the fight,
has no light left in their lives."

Air Raid: "Why'd they make you Arielbot leader, Silverbolt? You got no sense of adventure." Silverbolt: "Exactly."

And If you have taken the time to read all of this, I applaude. Either you are very devoted. Or really bored. Yeah, I'm talking to you. You know who you are.