Metal-Blondie
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Joined 10-23-08, id: 1723612, Profile Updated: 12-11-11
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Yo.

Well hello there, I am Metal-Blondie, or M-B if you like. I'll describe myself closer if you would just look down and read my boring - or entertaining, your call - profile. :)

Age:

15. I know, amazing, right? I seem soooo much more mature than that. Right? Right?

Looks:

Blonde, as the smart ones would probably have guessed from my screen name. And I have blue eyes, and a kind of round face. I'm also quite tall (about 170 cm, which would be maybe if I'm guessing right about 5.2 in the States and so? Could someone who knows tell me please? :D) and broad-shouldered , and most people think I'm older than I really am, based on my looks.

Style:

I like expressing my personality with my clothes, and I try to dress with attitude. I also like sticking out from the crowd, even though sometimes it doesn't really work out... :P I also like mixing tough, masculine clothes with feminine ones, like baggy army-pants and white lace. :) The colors of my clothes are important, I want to dress in colors that fit me and that don't blend in too much. I always wear at least one garment in a bright color, even if all other clothes would be black.

Hobbies:

I take piano, singing and dancing lessons, and I also love writing, reading, listening to music, watching TV, hanging out with my friends, etc, etc, etc... ;D

Dreams

I want to become a famous singer, actress and author. I love performing, standing on stages and having everyone watch me. And I don't suck quite so much, either. ;D

Me In One Sentence:

A slightly bitchy, over-ambitious and over-controlling young feminist with a fiery temper who cares a lot about her friends and tries to help and listen to both her friends and to people in general in any way she can, but even though she is a pretty kind person you should not mess with her because if you do she will get mad and you don't want that.

...I really flatter myself, don't I? But really, I'm not lying. :)

.:Fun Facts:.

- I've danced ballet since I was five, which means 10 years now. GOD, I'm good.

- I used to play the violin, did it for seven years before I started singing instead. Singing is SO much more my thing.

- I listen to every kind of music, literally: from hiphop to classical. My absolute favorite artists/bands are Metallica, Eminem, Avenged Sevenfold, P!nk, Christina Aguilera, Pitbull, Kelly Clarkson, Fergie and Miranda Lambert, although I like a lot more than that, too. My favorite genre is still Rythm'n'Blues and jazz.

- I'm really picky when it comes to books. I can't read them if I don't like the characters, if they're not well enough written for my taste, if they're not funny enough or if the plot's not original enough for me. I've only read two series of books so far that fills those expectations (The Lord of the Rings don't count) and that's the Artemis Fowl series by Eoin Colfer and the Cassie Palmer series by Karen Chance. CHECK THOSE BOOKS OUT NOW!! They're the best!

- I'm a Leo. It's quite obvious from the way I act, really. I'm completely sure that those astrological things about what kind of person you are are true, since I have yet to meet a person into whom they don't fit.

- I can't eat peas. Just can't. I don't know if I'm really allergic to them or not, but I just can't eat them.

- I love chocolate, Italian food and spicy food. Seriously, Italian food is the best food there is.

- My favorite color is red, bright red. It's such a powerful color, and it symbolizes passion, love, anger, fire and strength, if I'm not mistaken.

- I've been to the US - New York - Italy (and San Marino), Spain, Greece, England, Scotland, Austria, Denmark, Sweden, France and the Oslo Airport, so in a way in Norway, too. I love traveling.

- I'm good in school, although I'm almost always late for class and I can't be quiet during the lessons.

- I love writing

- I love music just as much

- I love all kinds of art...

- ...Except modern (music and literature don't count here)

- I've seen Mona Lisa, and honestly, it was kind of disappointing, but the rest of the Louvern (that's probably spelled wrong) was impressive.

- I love manga and anime, especially Bleach, Naruto, One Piece, Fullmetal Alchemist and Katekyo Hitman Reborn

- From these manga/anime the characters that are most like me are: Tsunade (from Naruto; she's violent, loud, proud and kinda bossy), Hina (from One Piece; the colonel y'know? Don't know why, but she's just me :D), Olivia Armstrong (Fullmetal Alchemist; she's not in the original anime, but I'm thinking she's in Brotherhood. And I'm like her because of the same reason as the two pervious ones :D), Hayato Gokudera (KHR; the girls there are all such wimps that I had to take a guy. He's cool though, and temperamental, so that's me :D) and lastly Tatsuki Arasawa (Bleach; she's such a tomboy! :D).

- I'm a major feminist. I don't have anything against men, that's not what feminism is about in case you didn't know that, but I fight for the rights of women everywhere. Even when people joke about women not being as good as men at some things, I get mad, just so you know. :)

- Even though I want to become a famous singer, actress and author, I'm still thinking about maybe studying to become a psychiatrist. Seems fascinating. :)

- I SO want to be an exchange student when I'm 17, and preferably go to the States. I just want to know what it's like to be a teenager in good ol' US of A. And I want to find out if the high schools there REALLY are as horrible as all the chick-flicks show them to be :D

- I'm moving to the States when I grow up, even if I don't get famous. I can't stay back here in little Finland and be a nobody, even though I love this country, its beauty and its world-best education-system. ;D

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Thank you and applause to everyone who actually read all that crap. I am a very fascinating person, aren't I? :D

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are and add a stereotype to the list.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (M-B: Yeah, 'bout that one... I don't really see myself as pretty, but I guess I don't have an ugly face, so... Dunno. I'm a virgin, though! (x Not that you needed to know that...-.-
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (M-B: I guess that was a guy talking... I do have girls that are friends, though!)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. (M-B: Shouldn't that be under 'Personal buiness'?:P)
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (M-B: ...MwahahAHAHAHAhahHAHAmwAhHAHA...!!...xD...)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. (M-B:...What the...?)
I love YAOI and YURI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. (M-B: Kinda easily... Usually I just get mad, though. Or both. xD)
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist. (M-B. What? Fire's cool...)
My parents/parent was or are into drinking and doing drugs,
I so I must drink and do drugs too.
I'm not a poser or a goth or a skater or emo or a jock, so I must be a prep.
My favorite color is pink so must be a prep who worships BARBI.
I'm SMART so I MUST not have friends
I'm FINISH, so I MUST be an antisocial jerk.

Yeah, I reeaally think that one's good. Copy and paste, everybody! xD

And sorry for the side notes... Couldn't resist!

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1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile. Kill. KILL! JK

If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. (Did anyone else ever notice that talented artists are always more than slightly insane?) (M-B: Yup, I sure did. Look at myself, hahaaa.)

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. If weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you find people questioning your sanity, copy and paste this into your profile

Many writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' If you happen to understand this mundanely ridiculous fact, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it,copy this into your profile.

If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer.

If you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't fit the description of the non-existent word of 'normal', then put this into your profile right now!!

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breath anymore. Repost if your one if the 8 percent who would be laughing your butt off.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, xnarutoxrocksx, widgetofdoom666, xXFallenCherryBlossomXx, Erendhyl, maidenstear, The Sky Is Endless, Metal-Blondie

~N E J I T E N T E N 4 L Y F~
Yes, I'm a massive supporter of NEJITENTEN4LYF!! So many people bash
Tenten to bits in many fanfictions and AMV's, it hurts me =( We seriously
need to change the rules!! Paste this into profile!! If we get to AT
LEAST 100 signatures we can show some people that there is fans of
NejiXTenten still out there!!
Sign your penname here!!: Rachie4294, Serenity Silence, Namida, xNejitenx, anthropomorphichybrid;Wulfeh, Tonni88,DontMessWithAnime, Metal-Blondie

If you think that, although Tenten doesn't show up in the anime/manga too much, she deserves more appriciation and that she kicks butt, copy and paste in your profile and add your name: Moonlight Music Mistress, xoxoxlovestinksxoxox, Quiet Moon, Heza-chan x3, totalnarutofangirl85, Tonni88,DontMessWithAnime, Metal-Blondie


If you are 110 percent OBSESSED with NejiTen and you think about them every second of the day praying for them to get together, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, Xanie, Heza-chan X3, totalnarutofangirl85, Tonni88,DontmessWithAnime, Metal-Blondie

THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? Tenten, Kisame, Hidan, Neji, Tsunade, Chooji aaaaand Shikamaruuuuu.

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? NejiTen, NaruHina, ShikaTema, InoChoo.

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi, yuri or hentai fan? I wouldn't call myself a fan, but I'm completely cool with it. I just don't seem to find any yaoi, yuri or hentai pairings I really like... Though SasuNaru is kinda cute. ;P

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? No, none, nowhere, never.

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: None... So far... BUT I'M GONNA GET A KISAME PLUSHIE ONE DAY!! THAT'S A PROMISE!! (wink, thumbs up)

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? HIDAN. Nooo, just kidding... I dunno... Maybe. xP

7. NaruHina or KibaHina? NaruHina.

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SasuSaku. Though SasuNaru is kinda cute, too... But I'll have to pick SasuSaku, since I'm a fan of NaruHina, so I can't really pair him up with anyone else.

9. Which team is your favorite? Team Gai, and possibly team Kurenai, or whatever it's called.

10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) Um... DUH!!

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? It's almost too obvious... But I guess I do.

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? KISAME AND HIDAN! But I luv ALL OF 'EM!!

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Anti-Sasuke. He's soooooooooo annoying... Such a bastard.

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? Nope, but I will.

15. Have you read all the chapters so far? All the ones that have been published in Finland, yes.

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? No, not really. He's just a bit energetic, which is of course a good thing.

17. Sub or dub? Dub. They're always better translated than the subs and I really like the English-speaking voice actors. They're really good, especially Jiraya's, Kisame's and Gai's!

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Gotta say Pro-Sakura. She was quite so annoying in the beginning, but later on she became alright.

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? Funny. Though I'd probably get annoyed at him if I had to be together with him all the time.

20. Do you even know who Tobi is? Yup.

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? Well... He's not sexy. Not at all. Sorry, Gai. But he's not ugly either... He simply lookes incredibly cool in his own crazy way.

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? Deidara? I dunno...

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? WEIRD OF COURSE!! WHICH MEANS HE'S TOTALLY AWESOME!!

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? SASUKE. I really enjoy seeing him as a crazy lunatic, because he's way cooler that way, plus he's funny.

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? Yes, yes I do. Very much.

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? Uh-huh. Yup.

27. Do you like lemons? ...kinda... Yeah. I do. xP

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? Me and my brother keep trying to teach them about it but NOOOOOOOOOOO. But if anything we talk about stays in their brains, they should know quite a lot.

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? Um, I don't really know what you're talking about, so no, I guess not.

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? HECK YEAH!! (grins like a maniac)

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? No, not really, actually... Despite my efforts... (sulks)

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? I think so... Once... Or twice...

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?' No, but I will have to try that...

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? No, not really.

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? Uh... Not right now, I'm not, but I think I've been before...

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? It would be nice to see what fascinates Kakashi so much - and whether or not Jiraya is a good writer - but I don't think I'd be very interested in the book other than that.

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? OOOOH!! THAT WOULD BE SO COOL!! THAT'D MEAN THAT THE AKATSUKI ARE GOOD GUYS AFTER ALL AND-AND-AND-!! But they'd still die... (cries) ANNNYway... Maybe I do. It's possible. Probable, even. No, wait, just possible. But I might, I'm not quite sure yet.

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery. I draw fanart on my free time, but I don't put it on the internet or anything.

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? Sexier than he is normally... (Hah, I'm mean!)

40. Do you have a Naruto OC? Well... No, not exactly...

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Um, yeah? Yeah, it has. To a veeery big part...

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
dogs are better than cats
It's hilarious when people get hurt. (not TOO badly... but still :D I know I'm horrible :P)
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck (booooooriiiiiiiiing... seriously, I wouldn't be able to sit through Titanic again, I just wouldn't.)
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. (nope, started liking cars later on :D)
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
Gory movies are cool.
(When they're not only bangboompoofsmashshriekslash but actually have story)
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games. (marked that one cuz I would if we had high school football games over here :P)
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
(even though I suck at pretty much everything but basketball, and I'm not all that great at that, either ;D)
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night (would not manage that one ;D)

You love to play fight

TOTAL: 13

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance (hey, dancing is my life :P)
It takes you around/more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should(I smile just the right amount :()
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like. (not as much as some people, but to an extent)
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid. (Barbie! :D yay!! I still have a box of them under my bed ;D haven't bothered throwing them away :D)
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing
You love tight jeans.

Total:7

Well that was quite an obvious result, wasn't it? :) I'm just happy about it ;D

And before you complain about me having no life and putting up too many of these here, understand that I am only doing this for the poor souls who have nothing else to do than go on people's profiles and read whatever crap they're putting ther-

Oh whatever. I'm just bored. There, I said it.

Well, whatever, please read my stories, luv yahh!

Peace!

- M-B

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Class A by miya223 reviews
In an Elite High School, test scores prove your place. For Tenten, Class A is where it's at. At Number two, Tenten always tries to beat her biggest rival, Neji Hyuga; friends accompany her along the long stride, however.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,441 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/21/2014 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Neji H., Tenten
Be mine? NO WAY! by lilmissmay92 reviews
Neji, an international model and a playboy transfers to a school where he meets Tenten, the only girl on the school that despises him. Which gets Neji interested in her...Story sounds better than the summary. Please Read and Review! NO FLAMES allowed!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,176 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Neji H., Tenten
Destiny by ForeverLovingK reviews
And here I thought that moving back to Konoha would be better. All this brought was more gang fights, more enemies, more drama, and a twisted plot made by three different gangs combined. This just got interesting...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 33 - Words: 289,599 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Tenten, Neji H.
School Never Ends by TenTenDestiny101 reviews
my name is TenTen and i have to go to a new school because of my step sisters Mae and Honoka.I share a dorm with my cousin Sasuke Uchiha and a stioc bastard with no emotions named Neji Hyuga. When I first saw him i hated him.-Adopted by PrincessT123
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,074 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Neji H., Tenten
When Hiashi Wants Grandkids by Your Pet Peeve reviews
.:CRACK!Fic:. When Hiashi wants grandkids, Neji and Tenten are screwed. .:A LOT OF OOCNESS:.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,107 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Neji H., Tenten
Tenten's Diary by The Candy Man Can reviews
Take your average bad-ass, booty-shaking, tom-boy, psychopathic panda-head, add a few gay guys, a couple of squealing girls, one stuck up, perverted Hyuuga! And you get my retarded life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,861 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Tenten, Neji H.
Neji and Tenten: 1,000 Moments by The Sky Is Endless reviews
Moment 10: "U" Neji doesn't like Christmas very much. Maybe it'll stay that way with what Tenten gave him... or maybe not. FINALLY UPDATED!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,639 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Neji H., Tenten
Super Duper Zombie Buddies! by Bleeping Bloop reviews
Pein wants to know why Kakuzu and Hidan sneak out every night. Konan has her theories. Zetsu has his. May not be what it seems, or is it? Kakuzu and Hidan decide to become...what? Second character is Hidan, now I wonder why it's rated T?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,803 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Akatsuki, Hidan
The Fine Line Between Love and Hate by animehostess reviews
I didn't believe in serious relationships. Past boyfriends were kind of proof of that. But, when my best friend gets in a serious relationship with a guy she met online, can I control my feelings for his hot brooding, bastard of a best friend? Nejitenten
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,428 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Me and my overprotective brothers by xXkickass-kunoichiXx reviews
What does a brother have to do when he has a little sister to protect? What insane plans are formed when we try to keep the innocene for way too long? It's just completely insane... / NejiTen NaruHina / Extreme OOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,054 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Tenten, Neji H.
The Rules by MidnightBlueDragon reviews
The truth of the Akatsuki and their deaths is finally being revealed. But are they really dead? And how can their past actions be explained? Beware: This might question everything you know...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,969 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Akatsuki, Tenten
Side By Side by IronicVeghead reviews
Tenten took a solo-mission, but something went wrong. She is held prisoner. Neji finds out and gets the team together to help her, while fighting the emotions he feels for her. All the while, Tenten is determined to escape. NejiTen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,073 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
A Night On The Boardwalk by 3WordsArentEnough reviews
Sports, friends, family, and school basically sums up Tenten's life. No room for romance at all. Will all of that change when one single fight leads to herself and Neji Hyuga living together? Let's say that Tenten's in for a wonderful time...NejiTen AU :D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 53,183 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Wedding Arrangements by ponyvomit.x reviews
Complete// What did she have to lose? She might even make a really good princess. “Alright, daddy. You got yourself a deal.” NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,307 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
7 Deadly sins: Pride by The Sky Is Endless reviews
Neji the womanizer. Tenten, the ordinary female. Sasuke, the mysterious person. What on earth will happen? Part one of the 7 Deadly Sins series... Finally updated!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,315 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Neji H., Tenten
Emotion by AProcrastinatingWriter reviews
In all the years they'd known him, Neji's friends and family could only truly say they saw him lose control once. Only once. NejixSurpriseFemale...who am I kidding, it's Tenten. One shot, OOC Neji, but then that's kind of the point.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,543 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
The Mask to Play by Just Lovely reviews
That was what she was. Breaking friendships, creating heartbreak, pinning two friends against each other was what she did.Of course a new school was always a new start but not for one who was like her. Haruno Sakura. UNDER RE-CONSTRUCTION/BEING REWRITTEN
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,067 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/5/2009 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Lonely Eyes by Tenten2295 reviews
Tenten, Hinata, Ino, and Sakura start high school. Tenten bumps into her crush from middle school. What happens when her life is being turned into a drama story? What will happen when someone gets in her way of being with the one she loves? NejiTen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,421 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Neji H., Tenten
She's A Lady by 10TeNjI10 reviews
Tenten is the new girl at Konoha High Boarding School, she's nice, friendly and everything else that a good girl should be...or so everyone thinks. Tenten acts kind and sweet to everyone else but gives Neji Hyuuga hell and shows him the REAL TENTEN.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,446 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Neji H., Tenten
A Suspicious Accident by Just Milla reviews
Oneshot. This was one of those times Hawkeye wondered if there were such things as coincidences. Unfortunately for her, maybe not in this case. Royai.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,441 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
I hate vampires, and that includes you Neji Hyuga! by xdestinyxforeverx reviews
Tenten, a human hates everything about vampires. Enrolling in an all vampire school, she meets Neji, a full breed vampire. As always, she claims that she hates him just because he's a vampire. But, can she resist his charm, and his lust for her blood?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 83,832 - Reviews: 812 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
I don't want to be in love by Tenten2295 reviews
Hi! My name is Tenten! All my friends have cool new jobs! Me? I work as a waitress. At a bar. A bar full of perverted men! Life isn't fair...Anyways, i also have a new manager.His name is Hyuuga Neji. He's so hot...No! First comes work then love! Nejiten.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,213 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Neji H., Tenten
What Life Gives You by lovelysakura99 reviews
You never know what life will give you; sometimes they give you an angel, another time they give you a devil and for my case, they sent me a crazy cousin. AU NejiTen Tenten's POV
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,752 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/22/2008 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Maiko Tenten by aboutright reviews
The Akatsuki needs Tenten for their next mission, and Tenten sees a chance to prove she's better than she gets credit for. But how did the Akatsuki ome back from the dead? Rn'R, plz. Enjoy! TenxHi, TenxIta, DeixSas, NarxHin, InoxChoj, TemxShika.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,109 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Tenten, Hidan
Breaking the Glass Ceiling by MintiNeko reviews
Between masquerading as a boy, school, the Shinobi games, an arrogant captain and her crazy friends, it's amazing Tenten can survive. AU. NejiTen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,487 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
The Dragon in Her Heart by Crack God reviews
Tenten had been chosen, but thanks to Orochimaru's jutsu she cannot remember and things take a turn for the worse. Now she must go on a journey across the land and rediscover who her true friends are and do everything in her power to protect those bonds.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,086 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Tenten, Neji H.
Forbidden Delicacy by Secret Sheik reviews
Zetsu stumbles upon TenTen unconscious in the woods. What will become of this fateful meeting? Zetsu/TenTen. You heard me right.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,191 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Zetsu, Tenten
Music and Notes by Cnguyen456 reviews
The first time I went to Hinata's house I was met with 3 surprises, Hinata owned a shiny black limo, Hinata lived in a huge glass mansion, and more importantly, Hinata had a sexy cousin. Through music and notes, I might just fall in love with him. NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,586 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Possibilities by Asura of Love reviews
neji isnt concerned with "love", so what makes hiashi think that he'll find a wife by his 18th birthday? now that tenten is the lucky victim, and the entirety of konoha is involved, will neji see it hiashi's way? or will this all go in nobody's favor?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,400 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 8/26/2005 - Neji H., Tenten
Panda and Chocolate goes fusion by Iscatian reviews
NejiTen. Beware of OOC-ness. Tenten starts high school. On her way she bumps into... Yes who? Stalkers, youth and glacial passion. Where will this end? Another High School story to add to your collection. Warning: The chapters get longer in the end.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,754 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/13/2008 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
The Next Generation by CrystalDragon791 reviews
Begins where JKR left off, at the beginning of the first year of Hogwarts for Albus Potter, Rose Weasley, and Scorpius Malfoy. New friends, unexpected Sortings, and lots of magic being used between classes. Scorpius POV PLEASE R&R rated T for language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,987 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Scorpius M., Scorpius M. - Complete
Chocolate Sleepover Insanity! by Kannika reviews
ONESHOT Hinata, Sakura, Ino, and Tenten have a sleepover at the Hyuga house... and Tenten goes sugar-high! Randomness, hair-abuse, crack, and Nejiten galore!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Since When Was Marrige So Confusing? by ShadowGirl4496 reviews
SEQUEL TO CONFUSED Neji asked Tenten to marry him, but getting married isnt as easy as it looks, and its confusing for Neji when Tenten turns into a control freak and wants everything perfect.But theres someone who doesn't want this wedding to happen, NxT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,751 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Tenten, Neji H.
About A Boy by la mangue joyeuse reviews
When Tenten started her new job as a telemarketer, she wasn't expecting chaotic office politics, new found friendship with the department gossip, or a dysfunctional relationship in a supply closet. AU [HidanTenten]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/6/2007 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Hidan, Tenten
KisaTen love by kcn reviews
Creative title, ne? Byasensei wanted a KisaTen, and said we all get pudding if I write one. What happens when Tenten gets bored? She sneaks out! ADD and scizophrenia, anyone?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Kisame H., Tenten
Fragments by silverdragon994 reviews
They were locked in a closet. Alone. In the dark. With nothing but a broom, dusty rags and their awkward voices patrolling in the cold. [NejiTen] AU – One shot. [Rather a scrap than anything.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,799 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Fishy Dreams by Tokyotale reviews
Tenten gets trapped with Kisame and they end up discussing their individual goals. TenxKisa
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Tenten, Kisame H.
Disguise by Uchiha Yumi reviews
What happens when hunting a man, it turns out he is the one hunting you? Itaten [ItaTen]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,651 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/20/2006 - Published: 1/10/2006 - Itachi U., Tenten - Complete
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The Mistake reviews
One night I did something very stupid with one of my teammates. Something very, very stupid, that we promised each other never to talk about. But unfortunately promises aren't always that easy to keep; for example when your life gets screwed over. NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,408 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Tenten, Neji H.
Different Personalities reviews
NEW VERSION! Three different lives; three different points of view; three different personalities. What will happen when they get involved with each other? One thing's for sure; their lives will never be the same again. NaruHina, NejiTen, ShikaTema.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,013 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Tenten
Roommates reviews
I'm accepted to the best boarding-school in Japan, I have good teachers that I get along with and my rommates are the two most popular boys in school. It can't be better! ... Hear the sarcasm? NejiTen, SasuSaku, NaruHina, ShikaIno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 135,467 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete