.:Tenten's diary:.

Chapter 1: welcome to my screwed up life!

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto!

Plot Summary: Take your average bad-ass, booty-shaking, tom-boy, psychopathic panda-head, add a few gay guys, a couple of squealing girls, one stuck up, perverted Hyuuga! And you get my retarded life.

The reason I am writing this diary, is because my therapist Kureni-san, suggested I keep track of my progress this year after having to have weekly anger management classes last year after a traumatic Bunsen burner incident with a certain someone.

So anyway, I am Tenten, I am in year 9 at Konoha boarding school. That I have attended since I was aged 5.

Most people would describe me as a, bad-ass, booty-shaking, tom-boy, psychopathic, panda-head. Yes I resemble a panda

No, no I am not really fat and eat bamboo.

but I do always wear my hair in 2 buns that kinda looks like a panda's ears.

My best friend is a die hard emo who last year revealed himself to be gay (much to Sakura Haruno's disappointment) and his name is Sasuke Uchiha.

This year I am sharing a dorm with two somewhat troubled girls.

First up is Sakura Haruno the loud mouthed, ugg boot loving, miniskirt wearing pink haired victim of bipolar.

It has been a well known fact around the campus that Sakura has been madly in love with Sasuke since day 1. She often spoke of marrying him and having his children. However this epic dream all came crashing down when he announced his you know, Gaydom.

Unfortunately he chose to announce this at the awards ceremony of my soccer grand final.

Yes it was quite traumatic, but one day in year 4 when I caught Sasuke checking out our "male" homeroom teacher my suspicions aroused, so I guess I couldn't be too shocked.

The other female of who I share this domain with is Hinata Hyuuga. She is a shy pampered princess who knows nothing about relationships and guys.

How do I know this you ask? Well it's quite simple really.

You see her father Hiashi Hyuuga forbids her from dating, yet she can often be seen canoodling with Naruto Uzumaki.

What she sees in him I will never know.

Tenten is interrupted by the ringing of her mobile phone

Tenten: Yello

Sasuke: OMG Tennyten-Chan my hair looks like the ass of a bird, get to my dorm pronto!

Tenten: But Sasuke your hair always looks like a bird's ass.

Sasuke :( gasps) you did not just say that! Ooh gotta go, I need my second coat of blackest black nail polish! kiss kiss.

Yes Sasuke has a thing for black nail polish.

I changed into my stone grey skinny jeans and "I Hate the world" tee and staggered up the hall to Sasuke's room.

Just as I was approaching I saw the door handle turn and out stepped the one person in this world that I despise, Neji Hyuuga!

His pale skin shone brightly in the dark light of the morning.

He had long coffee brown hair that was tied back in a loose pony tail. He was wearing some blue jeans and a white button up collared shirt. With the first three buttons undone, and the long sleeves pushed back.

His pearly white eyes met mine.

I immediately gave him my 'glare of death', he replied with strangely with a look of sudden shock, as his cheeks turned a crimson red, (oh my god! Did he just blush!?).

He stuttered my name (no way he never stutters!) he then shook of the shocked expression and smirked as he engaged me in an all out staring competition.

I was gonna win!

Until that is, I saw Sasuke run across his room like a headless chicken.

This would not have affected me accept for the fact that he was in nothing but a black thong!

I shuddered as he broke my line of concentration….. Severely…..

I then shut my eyes in horror for about 3 seconds and when I opened them I realized that Neji was gone.

Or so I thought until I heard a deep voice whisper in my right ear.

Neji: hn looks like I win……'panda-Chan'

I growled he had just violated my personal space, called me 'Panda-Chan' (how I hate that name) and has now ruined my day. See why I despise him?

Neji Hyuuga also happened to be the certain someone I had the Bunsen burner 'accident' with last year, however let me assure you; I very much intended to hurt him.

I turned to face Neji and give him a peace of my very violent mind, however when I did he was already half way down the hall with his hands deep in his pockets.

As he turned a corner I noticed the huge smirk on his face.

Tenten: THAT"S RIGHT HYUUGA KEEP WALKIN!

Neji: hn

Tenten: why that little arrogant, selfish, pig-headed-

Sasuke: sexy?

Tenten: yes sexy and-???!......SASUKE!

Sasuke: what?

This right here was the one thing I hated about Sasuke. You see ever since 4th grade Sasuke had been making comments about me and Neji being in denial and that we were really madly in love with each other. He seemed to like my rather 'irrational' reaction as I would always take out my anger on Neji.

Even if Sasuke had been the person to blame I just could refuse a chance to hit Neji in a psychotic manner.

Sasuke pulled me into his room that he shared with Neji.

He sat me down on one side of his bed and he sat down on the other (don't worry he was dressed in his die hard emo clothing now).

Sasuke: ok, ok Tenten-Chan….

Tenten: yeah????

Sasuke: be honest….

Tenten: ok???

Sasuke: what do you think…..about…..

Tenten: about what?????

The suspense was killing me! what had happened? Why was Sasuke so serious all of sudden? What the hell was wrong?

Sasuke: what do you truthfully think about……my new haircut???!!!

I sweat dropped and sighed as I inspected his raven hair, I then looked back at his jet black eyes.

Tenten: looks fine

Sasuke: FINE! Are you kidding the dam stylist made my precious hair look like a birds ASS!

Tenten: yeah?...um Sasuke your hair looks…how should I say this?….exactly the same…

Sasuke: really?

Tenten: yeah

Sasuke: well maybe…but I still think she's somehow out to get me

Tenten: just like how the guy that repairs our school's vending machines is out to over price soda??...

Sasuke: come on! You're supposed to be a councilor! So council me!

Right now you're probably wondering why Sasuke just called me a councilor. Well you see after my anger management classes and stuff I took an interest in the human mind and now respectfully have my junior councilor's certificate. So as of this year all my fellow 9th graders will be coming to me to seek guidance and to some degree sanity, not that I guarantee any sanity on my part!

I then remembered that today was second day back and so that meant we would be getting our immunizations.

Tenten: Sasuke what time is it.

Sasuke: 7:30, why?

Tenten: We have to be on the 12th floor at a quarter to 8 for our yearly vaccines (yes our boarding school is set out like a giant hotel; our dorms are on the 5th floor.)

Sasuke: Holy mother of Gaydom, that's today??

Tenten:??? Gaydom ??? I didn't know you were worshipping a new religion.

Sasuke: Tenten!

Tenten: My bad, Sasuke lets go!

I and Sasuke went thundering down the hallway to reach the elevators at the end. Sasuke primping himself along the way.

Sasuke: Does this look good?

Tenten: Shut up Sasuke!!

We finally reached the elevators; Sasuke was madly tapping the up button for an elevator to come.

Tenten: Sasuke, stop that you'll break it again.

Sasuke: Hey I still maintain that was Shikamaru's fault.

Tenten: Shikamaru was away on vacation with his parents.

Sasuke: Was he Tenten? Was he really?

Tenten: Yes! He sent us 3 postcards remember?

Sasuke: uhhhhhhhhh no.

Then suddenly in full synchronization the 3 elevator doors opened at once at with that came 3 decisions.

In the first elevator were Naruto and Hinata, who had obviously been making out.

Hinata letting out a squeal as soon as the doors opened, Naruto jumped back from holding Hinata's waist in his clutches and let out a nervous laugh, both were bright red.

In the second was Gaara clutching a bible firmly in his hands and Kiba texting his mail order girlfriend from Russia, Svetlana. Sasuke (coming into contact with the outside world) put his hands in his pockets, slicked back his hair and put on his death stare.

You see metaphorically speaking there are 2 Sasuke's.

Prissy, bitchy gay Sasuke and regular bad ass emo Sasuke. He is only Prissy Sasuke around his best friends, me and that retard Neji, around the rest of the world he is bad ass Sasuke, but I don't mind which one he is coz I'm friends with both of them. Oh and he has a little rivalry with another member of the gay community, Gaara. Anyway back to the elevators.

Standing in the third elevator was Konohamaru and the rest of the 4th graders singing along to High school musical. Seeing as high school musical is against everything that emo's stand for that only left us with 2 choices. Either in with Sasuke's rival of queerism (Gaara) and the constant beeping of Kiba's thumb relentlessly texting his mail order girlfriend, or the not so secret lovers Naruto and Hinata who were both still bright red.

We headed for the first elevator until both at once, Sasuke and I realized that Naruto had some excitement going on downstairs. Sasuke gasped. We had no choice; we had to go into elevator 2 with Gaara and Kiba.

We quickly stepped in as the shiny doors snapped shut.

Beep after beep after beep, Kiba's phone was getting extremely annoying; if it hadn't been for Sasuke restraining me I would have throttled Kiba right then and there.

Then again the beeping was the only thing stopping the silence in the shiny, golden elevator from getting too awkward. The number 10 lit up above the elevator doors as they sprung open, Kiba tore himself away from his mobile and went to step out onto the 10th floor.

Tenten: Kiba why are you getting off here for? Our immunizations are on the 12th floor?

Kiba: I gotta pick up Akamaru from the vet centre; he just got his immunization too.

Tenten: Oh yeah, makes sense.

And with that Kiba was gone.

I glanced over at Gaara, still the same as always with his short red hair and thick, heavy, black eyeliner. It has been known all along that he is gay and his ego was threatened when Sasuke came out. They both very much maintain that they are not each others types, or so the say. Gaara has carried that bible around for nearly 2 years he is supposedly trying to find somewhere that says killing people is ok and that god is cool with gay marriage. Gaara is also weirdly obsessed with guns often being seen stroking, polishing and occasionally kissing his prized handgun "Bessy" which will hopefully remain unloaded. But if you think that's creepy wait to you see him sneaking onto the 1st graders floor and swimming in their sandpit. He has a thing for sand.

Tensions grew high in the elevator until Sasuke finally snapped.

Sasuke: Hey ranga, your eyeliner's smudged.

Gaara turned to Sasuke.

Gaara: shut up you damn emo.

Sasuke: At least us emo's know how to do eyeliner, oh snap you ranga bitch.

Gaara: Did you just call me a bitch you booby lover?

Sasuke: OMG you did not just go there, GAG!

They both turned to me

Sasuke: No offence Tenten, your little boobs are cool.

Gaara: Yea big boobs make me wanna hurl.

Sasuke: Oh My god, like our principal Tsunade-Sama's

Gaara: Tsunade-Sama's boobs look like loaded canons.

Just as Gaara's mouth opened spitting out the last statement the elevator doors flung open to none other than our stacked principal holding a walkie talkie on the 12th floor.

Tsunade: Well, hello Gaara, your arms look a little pale today we will just have to put something special in store for you.

Tsunade flicked a switch on the walkie talkie and spoke strongly into it.

Tsunade: (into Walkie Talkie) When you get to Gaara be sure to lie him on the table and inject into his rear.

A voice crackled out of it "We will be sure to follow your instructions".

Tsunade: (into Walkie Talkie) Oh and one more thing, USE THE BIG NEEDLE!.

The voice crackled out "Will do Tsunade-Sama".

This was obviously her way of punishing Gaara for what he said.

2 hours later

The line for our immunizations had been so long that it had taken 2 hours for me to get anywhere close to the front.

The only people left in front of me were Sasuke, Ino and Neji.

I looked across the room and saw all kinds of wacky affects this immunization was having.

Some people were crying and rolling around on the floor while others were passing out left right and centre!

Suddenly I heard an ear-piercing scream coming from a curtained off section and I could tell by the voice that it was Gaara screaming.

I noticed that Hinata, Sakura, Kiba and Naruto were all unconscious on the floor. I mean Hinata was expected but the rest were a surprise.

I then continued looking around the room as I saw Shikamaru, the laziest guy in the history of the world, lying on the floor two. However he wasn't unconscious, just asleep, but that's not unusual for him, jeez he's such a pineapple head (no seriously his hair looks like a pineapple).

I continued watching as I saw Neji get his needle with a blank unreadable face (like always) he just got up without even a hint of being in pain and walked out of the room with his hands deep in his pockets. Why did he have to such a perfect, perfect!

Uh um not that I of all people think he's perfect. Because in my opinion he is far from it!

I then jumped a bit as I heard someone rolling around on the floor looking almost drunk, muttering something about youth and guy-sensei and other weird things.

This was none other than rock lee.

He wore a freakish green spandex, had a bowl haircut and eye brows that almost resembled Bert's off Sesame Street!

He was our PE teacher's (guy-sensei's) biggest fan and aspired in pretty much every way to be his clone!

He was good friends with pretty much everyone as he always helped out the lunch lady and was in charge of room service. (Yes we have room service how snazzy is that?)

My gaze broke as I heard Ino scream.

Ino: ow! Ow! Ow!

Ino was your typical blonde, blue eyed, appearance obsessed girly girl. She took 6 hours to get ready in the morning and would freak if something wasn't perfect.

She may even be worse than Sasuke.

She was gossip obsessed! And was always annoying Shikamaru, telling him to be more of a gentleman or to stop being so lazy.

And seeing as she was in a dorm with Shikamaru and rock lee she would always pick on them about everything.

But even so she was one of my friends.

After getting her immunization she staggered over to where Sakura lay unconscious and muttered

Ino: ha, ha fore-head girl! I got my needle and I'm still awa-

Halfway through her sentence she collapsed and lay right next to Sakura…unconscious…

Our school nurse uh I mean medic, Kabuto-san, prepared for the next student after adjusting his circular glasses and fixing his low silver pony tail.

Kabuto: next is Uchiha Sasuke correct?

Sasuke: yeah…

Sasuke sat in the chair with a pissy expression and got his needle.

He flinched a little but just stood up and shook it off a he dizzily walked over to a wall to lean on while he waited for me.

Kabuto: ok next…ah Tenten-san!

Tenten: yep that's me

Kabuto: ok Tenten this shouldn't hurt a bit, just stay still and try to relax okay?

Tenten: okay

I felt the needle plunge into my arm as I shut an eye in pain.

After it was over I stood up and walked over to Sasuke.

He looked at me curiously

Sasuke: hey are you okay tenten-Chan?

Tenten: huh? Yeah I feel fine

Sasuke: ok-ay, then let's go

Just as we turned to walk out the door my vision went funny, I couldn't make anything out, then my head went all light and dizzy.

Tenten: sas…sasu…I think…I'm gonna…

Right then and there I passed out. Yeah I know… real smooth.

Later that night

.:Neji's POV:.

After the immunizations, although I didn't show it, my head had been hurting like hell.

It was about midnight, but I couldn't fall asleep, so I decided to go up to the roof of our building. I liked sitting there because it was quiet and I could be alone and away from any fan girls ( I had a lot more since Sasuke turned).

I looked over at Sasuke before I left the room. He was dead asleep, and I say dead asleep because in truth it looked like he was cold and buried,

Neji: hm you little emo

I laughed to my self before I shut the door.

I was walking down the hall to take the stairs up to the roof when I heard footsteps.

It was almost pitch black except for one light that I stood beneath, so I couldn't work out where the sound was coming from.

It sounded like the foots steps were getting closer and closer, when something pretty much ran into me.

I looked down to scold the thing, but then I realized it was Tenten.

Tenten: ow! I feel like I rammed into a brick wall!

Neji: uh Tenten?

Why was she here! I turned all red as she looked up into my eyes. Her eyes were beautiful. They were a perfectious chocolate brown and her hair was almost the same colour. She was part Chinese and always wore slightly emo clothing. Probably from Sasuke's influence as she was his other best friend besides me.

She gazed up into my eyes and for once didn't give me a death stare, but almost smiled at me flirtatiously. I turned redder, was she going to catch me off guard and hit me?

I tried to break the silence.

Neji: hm what are doing up so late….panda-Chan?

I thought this would piss her off for sure, but instead she smiled wider and came closer to me.

Tenten: my, my Neji don't you look...Fine…

Did she just call me fine! And call me by my first name?

She put her hands on my shoulders and reached up on her toes.

She then placed her delicate head in the crook of my neck whispering in my ear

Tenten: what would you say if I told you I have always liked you?

Neji: wha…

Tenten: hm

Tenten laughed as she pulled her head away from my ear and placed her right hand on the back of my head. What was she doing? Why did she say all that stuff? What the hell is going on?!

I went to say something but before I could she leaned forward and KISSED ME!

I didn't try to stop the kiss, but just kind of stood there, enjoying it.

Her lips were so soft and gentle and after about a minute or so she pulled back slightly staring once again into my eyes.

Now I was really confused!

I was freakin' red and speechless! And to make this whole situation weirder Tenten was still standing there with her arms around my neck when I realized I was holding her waist!

But before I could doing anything else she uttered

Tenten: do you love me Neji-kun? Cause I love you..

And then without warning she passed out in my arms.

I carried her back to her room (luckily she had her key on her) and gently put her on her bed. She looked so innocent lying there, so peaceful I had always thought she was pretty but now I saw something else as her hair fell out of its usual buns and framed her face elegantly. For once I saw her true unmistakable beauty as I kissed her lightly on her forehead. I then left the room and walked back to mine.

Surprisingly my head ache was gone.

I placed one hand on the handle and then touched my lips with the other, I turned red as I did and smiled uncontrollably.

This was so not like me to be so, I don't know, I guess I was, happy.

I tried to stop blushing and smiling but I couldn't, so I turned the door handle and walked into my room.

But just as I did Sasuke's bed side table's lamp flicked on to reveal him sitting up cross-legged on his bed, seeing me all red a smiley.

I quickly shut the door as Sasuke frowned and said firmly

Sasuke: spill!

What was I going to tell him? I couldn't think of anything to say.

Sasuke had known me for years and new if I was smiling and blushing at somewhere around midnight, something had happened. So reluctantly I sat on my bed sighed and told him the shocking truth.

The next day

.:Tenten's POV:.

The next morning I was woken up by my phone ringing. I answered

Tenten: ah yallo?

Sasuke: aww hey Tennyten-chan!

Tenten: oh hey Sasuke

Sasuke: ok listen Tennyten I need you to cover for me cause I'm gonna be wagging all today.

Tenten: what, why?

Sasuke: oh well I'm on a train on my way to the fall out boy concert. (Squeals) I can't believe they came to konoha!

Tenten: oh cool! But hey what am I meant to say

Sasuke: oh nothing just back up Neji's story that I have the plague or something, he said he'd think of an excuse

Tenten: dam Hyuuga

I muttered angrily at the mentioning of his name.

Sasuke: oh yeah speaking of Hyuuga's, I heard 'you' kissed a certain Hyuuga last night!

Tenten: wha-

Just as Sasuke said that a foggy vision came back to me. I remembered running into something that felt like a brick wall outside my room last night, and that I kissed someone while under the influence of my immunization.

Sasuke: oh sorry coming to a dead spot, talk to ya tomorrow, kiss, kiss Tennyten-chan

Tenten: no wait Sasuke!

Just then the phone line cut out.

Oh my god! I had either kissed Hinata or Neji and now I wasn't going to know which one until Sasuke came back from the fall out boy concert tomorrow!

Strangely I was praying it was Hinata that I had kissed. I could handle Naruto being a little PO'd at me. But if I had kissed the one and only evil bastard Neji Hyuuga!

To say the least my life was over…

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