That pretty much sums up Merlin's life. A series of drabbles and short stories. Don't own, no slash, prompts welcome, and some threads will be continued from my previous story, Merlin Headcanons.

AU where Katara is the Avatar/ While on a quest to restore his honor, Zuko stumbles across a girl stranded on an iceberg. Katara has no memories when she wakes. They journey together through the South Pole, Zuko trying to find the Avatar and Katara trying to regain her memories. But even as Katara is accepting her legacy as the Avatar, Zuko must decide between her and his destiny

When first he laid eyes upon her, he thought her the very personification of spring. He watches, from the depths of shadow; waiting to steal her away from the land of the living. Waiting to make her Queen of the Dead. Hades/Persephone retold. SasuSaku/AU.

Itachi once said, 'It is foolish to fear what we have yet to see and know.' But what if you already knew what was to come? What if you held the knowledge of the future? Would you remain in the shadows or would you face your fear and step into the light? OC-insert. Itachi, Genma, Naruto, Sakura. Rated M for language, violence, eventual romance

The desert sun burns and Zuko probably shouldn't touch the moving cloth, but he does anyway.

Upon finding herself thrown back in time to 1987, Hermione decides to befriend a young Potions Master. He has other ideas.

Trixie gets kidnapped. Lucifer disapproves.

One discussion in the academy introduces Naruto to his first real friends and changes his life forever. Together, they will work hard, push each other, and unlock their true potential. NaruHina

As the War drags on, Hermione Granger asks Death Eater and Order Spy, Draco Malfoy to improve her hand-to-hand combat skills. Tempers flare, sexual tension builds, and smut ensues. PWP ONESHOT. Dramione.

Salazar Slytherin is reborn as Hermione Granger. With her new identity as a muggleborn girl and her old reputation in tatters, Hermione sets out to start a new life for herself, a resurrection for House Slytherin, and a renaissance for the whole of the magical society.

Sakura awakens in the time of the founding of the Hidden Leaf, unknowing how she got there or how to get home, the only clue she has other than missing memories is visions of the Rabbit Goddess, Kaguya.

Sequel to Fixing Past Mistakes. Now that the past mistakes had been fixed what of the future? Will Harry be able to secure a growing legacy as he ages? Will Dumbledore find out who they are and make life uncomfortable or will he only realize who they were when they are gone never to be seen again...what about Voldemort? Has he already returned working in the shadows or not?

Some fates are twined together, John Watson was always meant to meet the Holmes brothers. Separated from his unit, John stumbles upon a terrorists cell holding a hostage deep in the mountains. The man who saved him has always been a mystery, no matter what his resources he could never find out who it was. Mycroft never suspected to find him as his brother's new flatmate. No Slash

Rey has organized a bachelorette for Rose and it has unexpected results. This little trope got in my head and wouldn't leave me alone. Enjoy

Rey meets hockey player Kylo Ren when he throws a fit during an adult league game. She can't understand why he loses it, until she finds out he runs a youth program for at-risk kids who don't have the means to play hockey. He is tired of privileged adults who commit to nothing while "his" kids go without. When the rink cuts the kids' hockey program, Rey agrees to help.

When I reincarnated in the world of Naruto, I was lucky enough to live in Konoha but not lucky enough to get all the superpowers you could hope for. I failed my jounin-sensei test and ended up in the Genin Corps. Bye bye jounin rank but, considering it also meant avoiding the battlefield, that's fine with me. Now I just had to get a position allowing me to change History...

Uzumaki Naruto grew up with lofty goals, guts, and determination. Instincts of a born fighter made him grow; duty to his home drove him. As the battle lines begin to blur, he must find a way to reconcile all he's ever known with the man he hopes to become. Large AU.

Four years have passed since the end of the war, but as they meet again and encounter many obstacles, Zuko and Katara realize that whom their hearts truly burn for is one another. Can they love each other knowing they will hurt those that love them? What will become of them when a new enemy appears with a vengeful plot to destroy everything they had worked for to bring peace?

Rey uses her skills as a florist to help Hux woo a girl at his law firm despite the interference of his harsh boss, Ben Solo. Modern AU.

WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.

A lab experiment goes wrong, leaving Sakura a sex-crazed fiend. Determined to find a cure, she stalks the Akatsuki HQ looking for a way to alleviate her unexpected problem. Beware this plotless filth, oh innocent browser. Your life will never be the same. UPDATE 11/2019: Went back and cleaned this up, fixed Konan's chapter, adjusted the ending. Enjoy.

Left out of the happy ending won with the death of Team 7, Sakura's vengeance on Kaguya results in conditions she never expected. Sent back to the past in a different world, Sakura finds herself in the warring era with the power to finally do something momentous, but only at a cost. 'What are you willing to give up for godhood, mortal' Sakuraxfounders

Hayakawa Mori is ANBU cannon fodder. So when the Kyuubi breaks free and takes control of Uzumaki Naruto, he's not surprised that he ends up dead. What he is surprised about is that somehow, he accidentally kills the Uzumaki brat in the process - and the Kyuubi is not happy about it. (Time travel and OC-centric, but canon characters will be playing major roles!) ABANDONED.

AU. Major Fluff. "Naru-chan, please let go of Hiashi-sama's hair," asked a nervous Hokage. The chibi blonde toddler pouted and tugged harder on the long dark locks he had seized in his sticky hands, unwilling to give up his new found toy. Chapter 9: A trip to the Village Hidden in the Sand.

Who knew the infamous bloodthirsty Torture and Interrogation commander Morino Ibiki had a daughter? Because she certainly didn't. SI-OC.

Her chances at peace in the Naruto world as a nondescript member of the Kurama clan were screwed because apparently not even the Uchiha could keep it tucked in their pants. Perfect examples of self control and discipline her little half-blood ass! SI-OC/Sasuke. Half Uchiha!Oc. Genjutsu Kekkai Genkai!Oc

Really not much of a summary and sorry for the title didn't know else to call it, just wanted to try my hand at a Kurt and Amanda M rated story and it doesn't have to be a specific time line during the show other than it's been a while since they got together and that it could be seen as a test of the love they have.

Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert. No pairings.

Life was going well, if you asked Naruto. So why did he listen to Kakashi of all people? Now, they've time-traveled to the past, smack dab in Minato's era when the soon-to-be Hokage was sporting a team seven of his own. Let history run its course? Never! Kakashi-centric

As Harry Potter starts his fifth year at Hogwarts, he has to deal with romance, OWLS, and defeating a dark lord. Although his new Defense teacher seems pretty strange too. Will the mysterious professor be able to help Harry save the wizarding world? When the most powerful wizard in history returns after 1000 years, things are bound to get crazy.

As Naruto steals the Forbidden scroll he has a realization of his future. Now he is forced to become the silent killer of the old ways. Ways of death, deceit and despair. A true ninja. Lethal. Bashing Naru/Ino

Fic written for the Valentine's story prompt: Ben Solo hates Valentine's day, and he is a floral delivery person and delivers flowers to Rey and falls HARD…

Happy holidays! In the "spirit" of the season, this story will find our sweet boy Kylo in the midst of an intervention. LOOSELY based upon an absolute classic. Expect fluff, a dose of crack, and rrrrromance for the girl who "opened herself up to the dark side for a pair of pretty eyes." Rated for later chapters once we get rolling.

Bella Baggins knows full well that Thorin has no way to know that his entirely practical gesture would be a rather serious proposal of courtship in the Shire, and so she determines to act accordingly. (Meanwhile, Thorin knows more than she might think.)

Whoever decided it was a good idea to leave Naruto alone with three twelve year olds for a YEAR should be stabbed. Repeatedly.

Kakashi is hit by a strange jutsu when he runs into a group of mysterious ninja with Naruto. Now, Naruto is caring for his -much younger- sensei as they battle through the strange effects of the jutsu and Kakashi's old life as it comes back to haunt him.

Hermione falls for Neville's boggart.

Lucy is tired of trying to find "true love". All it's ever gotten her is pitiful men who don't appreciate her or treat her like some dainty little princess. She's done with dating...now it's time to have some sexy fun, and she knows just where to get it! GaLu story with lots and lots of lemons! Don't dirty your mind with this story if you're underage! M for potty mouths & lemons!

In which Bruce is a dragon who hoards orphans and Alfred is exasperated.

Back in time and armed with years of future knowledge, Sakura is ready to take the world by storm. Except... she's four again, not twelve. Ah well, nobody said she couldn't start a little early. Gen, time travel, AU, Sakuracentric.

Naruto, at 26, has lived through 10 years of war. At the end, with nothing left to call home, he sends himself back to the beginning, to the day of his younger self's graduation, in an attempt to change it all. Time travel AU.

You can't stop the flow of time. Its wheel only whirls in one direction. It is impossible for a mere human to change that path. But sometimes the impossible must be done… Naruto time travel fanfiction.

Harry didn't appear at Hogwarts causing concern. Albus immediately head's out to Privet Drive to find out what was going on, along with Minerva and a reluctant Severus Snape. What they find out changes everything for everyone in the wizarding world. Is there a chance for anyone to go back and fix past mistakes? is there any hope at all for the magical world? COMPLETE

AU: Itachi didn't kill the clan, instead he and his friends are teaching the next generation to drive them (and maybe the rest of Konoha) crazy. Won't that be fun?

[Commission 04] If anyone had ever told Sakura that she'd have sex in a brothel, she would have thumped them good. But in the face of an unexpected and strong aphrodisiac… Well, it's a good thing there's a familiar face around to help, even if it's not one she would have ever expected. CU.

Indefinite babysitting duty was so not on Kakashi's list of things he wanted to do with his life.

A normal, though rather vertically challenged, young woman appears in the Naruto world through what she thinks might have been a freak accident. Problem is, she knows absolutely nothing about said world. Somehow she manages to burn Google translate into her own brain, and also have everyone out for her blood...literally. OC Self-insert. Incomplete Story.

For Namikaze Minato, Yondaime Hokage, the day started out like any other. But then Jiraiya walked into his office with a teen that could have been Minato's clone and that bore the name of his vanished lover. His day just got very, very interesting. AU

WIP. Harry makes a different choice in King's Cross and is given the double edged gift of a second chance. Time Travel AU, DH canon.

It's all fun and sparring till someone gets hurt. Everyone has a weakness - even Arthur. In-canon story, now complete!

Waking up alone in a deep forest made her believe she had died. Naruto had done a lot of crazy things in her short life, like challenging the Kyūbi and fought against the powers of a God. But this just might be the most incomprehensible thing she'd ever managed. What do you do when being unwillingly thrown back in time?

People always assumed that Sherlock Holmes was magical. People always overlook the short doctor constantly by Sherlock's side. And if they do notice, the most memorable thing about him is the fact that he is always seen with the detective. Which is why people are surprised when the told coming of the most powerful warlock turns out to be ordinary John Watson. People are stupid.

I'm the bastard child of a whore. And my unwitting father? Let's just say he has a strange attachment to toads. SI. FOC.

Severus Snape and Hermione Granger embark upon an unlikely collaboration.

Hermione Granger is the newly-appointed Professor of Muggle Studies and Severus Snape is the not-so-newly-appointed Professor of making her life a misery. But could a simple book be enough to bring them together?

"They asked if we'd heard the news... about the Fire Nation prince. He was thirteen. Sokka's age. I was... fascinated." Hakoda does not know Zuko, but he knows of him. [set after 3x15 TBR]

The knights protect Merlin for a change.

What if Kakashi had recovered from his deep depression? What if he turned out to be a true genius as a sensei? Watch as team 7 develops into a truly capable shinobi team!

When Naruto decides to skip past the Kage Bunshin and picks another jutsu to learn from the Forbidden Scroll, Madara - who'd dearly love to kill the brat - is left scrambling to salvage his plans.

Sirius decides to stay in England after escaping Hogwarts and makes protecting Harry his priority. AU GOF.

A series of oneshots about Sherlock and John in awkward situations. Friendship, no slash, despite the incriminating title. Fluffiness abounds!

One lonely little boy. One snarky, grumpy git. When the safety of one was entrusted to the other, everyone knew this was not going to turn out well... Or was it? AU, sequel to "Harry's First Detention". OVER FIVE MILLION HITS!

Life can be a cruel thing, especially when it was never meant to be given to you in the first place. Self-Insert / SI OC. -COMPLETE-

11 yr old Harry misses the Hogwarts Express. Snape is sent to find out why. What he finds changes any preconceived notions he might have had about the Boy-Who-Lived. AU, manipulative!Dumbledore, DE's, Voldy, but no horcruxes. UPDATED COMPLETED 2015

The day after a wild party to celebrate the end of the war against Madara, Naruto, the remaining Konoha 12 (and some guests) can't help but wonder what happened last night as they wake up in a different Konoha. Time-Travel. Rated for language, alcohol and just to be sure.

Kakashi listens to Madara as he revels the truth behind the Massacre before finding himself back in time. Now he must come up with a plan to make a better future for everyone he cares about. By helping his team become stronger and bonding with his generation, will Kakashi succeed? Story of team-bonding, second chances and friendship. Team Minato Fic.

Our heroes did not come from a future where everything has gone horribly wrong. They did not travel back in time to save the world from a bleak or miserable fate. As a matter of fact, all they want to do is find a way back home as soon as possible. [cracky, epilogue-compliant time travel fic] [Now has a TV Tropes page!]

Time travel, the ultimate hoax to cheat in life and turn bad odds to your advantage. Or, it would be if Naruto had any idea what he was doing. Trying to save lives he holds dear, he somehow ended up as an international S-class criminal with a flee-on-sight order. Oops.

The box had been opened; there was no going back. Canon. Ren/Kyoko

Moriko is determined to remain a shinobi. She doesn't want to be subjected to the life of the clan, used only for breeding strong shinobi to carry on the clan's will of fire. She wants her own will of fire to burn just as bright as any other shinobi in Konoha. GaixOC Chapter 8 IS UP. I'M NOT GOING TO LIE. I DIDN'T REALLY EDIT MUCH… AT ALL… ENJOY ANYWAYS!

How did it all start? How could one person end up with someone like him? Now that her daughter asks, Sato is wondering herself. How exactly did/could she fall in love with Gai? GaixOC

Naruto wanted to save the world, and succeeded. But he had not foreseen the hidden implications he had towards his actions. Now, he was back to change his past, and hopefully alternate it from his own future. He will do what ever it takes. Because he was Uzumaki Naruto. AU TimeTravel!Naruto.

Naruto has always carried his father's legacy, in more ways than one. When an attempt to replicate the Fourth's greatest technique sends him to times long passed, he must take up that legacy, far more directly than he ever dreamed.

What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?

Harry is called up to Dumbledore's office at the end of his fourth year and told he is to go and live with Severus Snape. Severus does what no one else bothered to do― he takes care of Harry. Watch as Harry flourishes to all that he was meant to be: A Slytherin with a heart of a lion. No slash. Will Harry be able to beat Voldemort and save the people he loves? Read and find out.

Time travel is strange. Waking up in your body at age six is stranger. The smallest of people can create the biggest of changes, and a six year old Uzumaki Naruto while especially small, still has the mind of an adult meaning the changes he makes are bound to felt the world over.

Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.

A collection of short drabbles centered mainly around Grimmjow Jeagerjaques and varying descriptions of original characters from various works. Open to suggestions (and possibly even to character submissions if I have time.) Beware of potential crack and extremely suggestive themes. I don't pull punches, people. There will be blood. Rating may change.

Alternate Timeline. The house of the Fourth hokage holds many secrets behind it's locked gates. Secrets that would alter history itself. Naruto and Sasuke sneak into the Fourth's estate and discover a monumental secret that will alter the course of the entire Shinobi world. The Fourth has been studying a secret enemy for a long time. An enemy that was up till now called "friend".

During the summer before sixth year, Harry finds an injured bat in the garden and decides to try to heal it...and an unwilling Snape learns just what kind of a person Harry Potter really is. No slash.

The Fourth Shinobi War ended in disaster. They won, but at a price too great to bear. Given a second chance, what exactly can Konoha's three most powerful men do? Time travel, old enemies, and old friends that all leads to a new future.

How will the world change when a battle hardened Naruto from the future comes to the past? With a change of name and appearance this old Naruto will help the Naruto of this new Konoha become the shinobi he was destined to be all the while trying to fit into this new world where those he knew as dead are alive and well. Time travel fic.

Inuzuka women never did go for normal guys. Normal guys never went for Inuzuka women, either. Mix high blood pressure and a mouthy young woman and you've got HanaIbiki, romantically. Other pairings possible.

Because of a student death, new measures are being taken to screen students for abuse. With Dumbledore facing an enquiry, Snape is in charge of making sure every student receives an examination. Abused!Harry. Character death. Sevitis. In answer to the "New Measures for Screening Abuse" challenge at Potions and Snitches. Yes, it is a "Snape is Harry's biological father" story.

Naruto never had the best start as a ninja, but what if he could ensure he did himself? Watch as a smarter, more focused and above all more controlled Naruto takes the stage. Time travel fic. No pairings as I suck at romance. Now with 90% less spelling and grammar mistakes!

In which Hashirama and Madara smoke a plant and confuse Tobirama for a hooker. T for 'drug' use.

Whoever said dying was blissful deserved a kick in the wazoo. Unfortunately, I'd never heard a saying appropriate for being reborn into an impossible place. DISCLAIMER: I don't own NARUTO. Semi-self-insert/OC

Lily Evans sends a letter to her son on his eleventh birthday, explaining that Severus Snape is his father. Armed with this knowledge, Harry goes to Hogwarts ready to prove to Snape that he is worthy of being his son.

Take one dead, thirty year old career soldier, stick in the body of a child during the Second Great Shinobi War. Add a mini-Namikaze Minato, ninjas, chakra, tailed beasts, and shake well. Is it any wonder she thought she was insane? Second/Third Great Ninja War era SI AU.

It was supposed to be a simple training trip. And in a way it was. That is, it was until trouble came running like it always does. Naruto, Sai, and Sasuke are out on a training trip with Jiraiya. Just what sort of adventures are in store for them as they work their way towards the chunin exams. Sequel to Broken. The new team seven - AU

Integra forces a young and extremely talented human girl to join Hellsing's ranks, but for what reason and to what cause? Who is she, and why is she of so much importance? [Rated M for detailed violence and for safety reasons!]

Welcome to my official post-manga universe! This introductory story takes us through Kagome's return to the past, and her developing relationship with Inuyasha. The first installment of what will be my "After The End" series!

The Butterfly Effect dictates that the smallest pebble dropped into the ocean would create the greatest of tidal waves. How much change could one new life make, if added to a world it was never meant to be in? Self-Insert, OC. -COMPLETE-

When, after that fateful Halloween night, the wrong Potter twin is hailed the Boy Who Lived, how will Harry's life turn out? With a power he knows not, an ancient prophecy and one Severus Snape practically raising him, interesting at least is a given.

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away." - #42. Swoon - "You're bleeding all over my carpet." Sasuke/Sakura

When Severus Snape is left in charge of Hogwarts over the christmas break, he is less than pleased to discover Harry will be one of his charges. Events force him to face that Mr Potter may not be quite what he has assumed all these years. Year 6

Sequel to Bilbo son of Durin. Erebor belongs to the Dwarves once more, peace reigns and Bilbo and his family are finally home. But when Evil begins to rise from the mountains and Bilbo's magic ring begins to whisper to him that peace is shattered. Now, with Bilbo as Ringbearer, Thorin and his family must try to rid Middle Earth of the Ring's evil influence lest Sauron rise again.

Naruto finds more than just the Forbidden Scroll on his excursion into the Hokage's private library; he finds a scroll with the consciousnesses of former Konoha pranksters sealed within, ones prepared to help a fellow prankster in any way they can. CANCELLED/DISCONTINUED

What's a poor girl to do? Accused of witchcraft and left as dragon's bait at the stake... nowhere to turn to and no one to turn to. Well. In that case, hurling rocks at Smaug the Stupendous to get him to eat you and end your misery seems like a BRILLIANT idea, right? Right! Smaug x OC

When put in trying conditions, will they be able to adapt? Or will they give in to coercion? Kisame and Sakura. Rated M for language, violence, sexuality.

AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.

I have the worst luck ever. First off, I die. Then I get reborn into the Naruto universe. Yay right? WRONG. Nobody ever said you get to be reborn into Konoha. Which makes finding out where I am in the story line that much harder. I don't know if I can change anything, or if the bloodbath is far behind me. One thing's official though. I'm screwed. SI/OC Warning

Sherlock didn't want to be there, but he lost a bet with John. Now he's stuck at an amusement park. Joy.

Hidan is disguised as Kakashi and has infiltrated the Hidden Leaf village. Enough said... Lols will be had

"No one just falls into another world. It just doesn't happen." Full summary inside. Self-Insert, OC. -COMPLETE-

Andrea "Andy" Thompson is a bottler, burying the past behind books. When a little purple novel takes her and her friend into Naruto, she buries that too, focusing on survival and a way home. She doesn't count on falling for a certain porn reading ninja or the dangers their love can bring both to herself and her heart. KakaxOC, YamatoxOC?

Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.

Only one individual would ever come close to understanding the innermost workings of that astute, rare mind that belonged to Sherlock Holmes. I was only a witness to it. I am not that person. Developing Sherlock/OC

Kyoko, after a frantic call from Yashiro, goes to Ren's house, worried that he might be hurt. When things escalate, the overwhelmed girl can only hope that her sempai doesn't hate her for what she's done. RATED FOR A REASON Will be continued

With Konoha burning around them, Kurama turns back time…a bit further than expected and with some unusual side effects. How will Naruto deal with this new future he's faced with while working out his former past? Rating's mostly for language at the moment.

When finding himself stranded in the past, what is a man supposed to do? Surrounded by old friends who are younger than you remember, and without anyone to lean on, life becomes a challenge. Will he be able to forge new friendships and change the course of the future, to prevent the blood soaked world he came from? Failure equals death and mindless destruction. Time-travel.

The knights, Arthur and Gwen are planning a surprise for Merlin...only to overhear a shocking conversation between Merlin and Agravaine. Spoilers up to 4x02, really just an excuse to write out a plot bunny I had. Inspired by 'Poison Truth' by Lovable Loner. Warning: Brief but graphic violence. Last chapter AND epilogue are up!

In which there is a case, John has caught a cold and is not interested in investigating, Mrs Hudson is away and Sherlock does the shopping. /One-shot. Fluff. Friendship. Humour.

On Halloween night, Kagome is tricked into releasing a possessive, dangerous, hotter then hell demon from his prison of 500 years. She's in danger, but it's not her life she's worried about…yet. Sequel out NOW!

Lestrade and co. get to know John a bit better. Gen, set shortly after ASIP. NOW WITH MOUSTACHE!MYCROFT IMAGE POSTED ON TUMBLR!

Following the Uchiha massacre, Sasuke's emotional stability is called into question and the Hokage orders new living arrangements for him. After all, he's not the only desperately lonely, slightly messed up kid running around Konoha. AR. Not Yaoi.

Because Big Brother is everywhere.

What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.

Poor kidnappers. Kidnapping John Watson is like pulling on a thread tied to all sorts of crazy. It's enough to make a bloke get a job and go straight.

Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.

Familyfic/angst/humor - Two damaged souls, 17 year old Kakashi and 3 year old Naruto find a way to heal each other and become a family. Read as they overcome their pain and face a new life full of promise and hope. How will this change Naruto and Kakashi? Watch the boy grow to be a strong shinobi and face the world that had turned against him. Some action and eventual romance.

Always the Team Mom, Sakura opens up her home as a clinic for the hospital-phobic ninja of Konoha. At the same time, her relationship with Kakashi begins to evolve in a way she never expected. M for swearing and later content.

Anko is the only person who would ask Ibiki such awkward questions, and Anko is probably the only person Ibiki would give such honest answers to. Anko/Ibiki. Now a multi-chapter story.

Young Sherlock Holmes is just minding his own business when two kidnappers come to take him away ... boy, have they just made a mistake! (6 chapters)

A dark tale of romance between Konoha's flower and the Akatsuki's immortal. Rated for Hidan, graphic violence and lemon.

After Sherlock's fall, John turns to his hobby for solace, working on the perfect memorial for his lost friend-even if he'd never be there to use it. (Part 5 of the Wood Work series.) Will be 7 chapters.

Because, you just knew when Sherlock picked up a new hobby, he'd obsess until he knew everything, didn't you? Even if it's spinning yarn? (Part 4 of the Wood Work series.)

John's new hobby comes in handy when he and Sherlock are asked to go undercover at a Craft Show. Which of his fellow craftsmen is a smuggler? And how will the officers from Scotland Yard react to John's surprisingly profitable hobby? (Part of the Wood Work series, 5 chapters.)

It all began with John and Sherlock chasing their quarry in a snow covered country side. The chase led to interesting results. The duo decide to prank some of the people they know for Christmas. First stop: Mycroft!

Sherlock's work gets them into a lot of strange situations, but up to his armpits in cute little orphans is not a place John ever expected to find himself with Sherlock. Fluffy adventure with no deeper meaning.

De-aged!Merlin, Caring!Arthur, Caring!Knights, Reveal!Fic. If that doesn't say it all, Merlin is turned into a child by ex-druids bent on raising "Emrys" to be their weapon to free magic. Plot is actually just an excuse to write Merlin-as-a-kid fluff. SPOILERS for S4. Set during S4, after episode #whatever, when Elyan is ... you know.

John's got a secret... A series of one shots all based around the fact that John Watson is not exactly what he seems. Named for first one-shot.

Didn't he deserve a day to himself for a change? A day to do what he wanted? A few hours without being chided and bossed and ordered about by his brilliant but annoying flatmate? With no sniffling children or worried mothers? No police lights or crime scene tape? No chaos? Just … sunshine and a chance to relax for a change?

A 221B, John and Sherlock are in a cafe. What's with John? Inspired by a real conversation, Betaed by my dear Ennui Enigma.

It was only when people actually saw John working as a physician that they began to understand: that it wasn't just about bullets and IEDs and trauma care under fire. That "doctor" actually covered a pretty wide field. And that John was bloody good at covering ground. 5 times Dr. Watson treated others and 1 time he treated himself.

John had had the knack for as long as he could remember. It wasn't that he could become invisible, exactly. The laws of physics worked quite well in his vicinity, thank you very much. It was just that people tended … not to see him. 11 chapters

Bereft of dreams, adrift in the World, what's a guy to do when his life comes crashing down? Seize it in his hands of course! Big pieces begin to move and Naruto makes his decision; this is his World, Dattebayo!

How had he managed to swim to shore with all that weight and Sherlock, too? Greg had had no idea John was such a strong swimmer. But he had learned something today about the man who followed Sherlock Holmes around, and all in all, felt better for it.

John's not the only one with unexpected hobbies-but he's definitely a man of many talents. Companion piece to "That Would Work."

In which John once had a successful hobby that he never told Sherlock about, until one day, there's a crash from Mrs. Hudson's flat..

A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'

A witch tries to control Alucard using a love potion. Too bad he falls in love with someone else. Alucard x OC. ON INDEFINITE HIATUS.

Kya lives in the Norther Water tribe with her sister and father. In a society were everything is the same...Kya feels different. And she is...in more ways then one.

Kagome Higurashi is his disobedient slave for the night. AU. Rated M for a reason.

Due to an unfortunate choice of words, Madara gets a little stalker before the Massacre.

Taken out of context, John Watson leads a terrifying life. You have to wonder what those poor women he dates thinks of it, especially if John decides to try keeping one away from Sherlock, and Sherlock decides that it'd be best if he could get rid of her

Kakashi has unlocked a new ability for his Sharingan. And just in time for Valentine's Day too! Crack-fic.

a slight spoiler for ep2 season 2. Also, not angst - is that allowed? Also, crack!fic. Also a birthday pressie for Scopes. The title is the summary

John finally finds a way to keep Sherlock off his laptop. A 221b.

A mentor fic: When Snape discovers Harry is abused by the Dursley's, he is forced to teach Harry for the summer after the tri-wizard tournament. Will they eventually find the family they never had? No slash and Harry will never be Snape's biological son.

Orphaned at an early age, Mary Sherbert has been left in the care of her aunt. Wanting to help her aunt, Mary applies for a maid. The only agency wishing to hire her though is in another city, past Phantomhive manor. And there her taxi has just broke.

An unfortunate potions accident leaves Harry free of inhibition and forced to tell the truth, no matter the consequences.

Naruto has had it with his treatment from the people he has sworn to protect. No longer will people treat him badly. Why? Because he is Uzumaki Naruto.

AU. Yes, the old Snape retrieves Harry from the Dursleys formula. I just had to write one. Everything changes, because the best revenge is living well. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva. Over three million hits!

Kagome ran away from her demanding family and found herself right in the arms of Takahashi Inuyasha. Caught up in his world, it’s getting hard for her to leave, for she has had her first taste of love. .COMPLETE.

SLASH. AU. When Merlin has Uther's son hoisted onto him in an effort to 'straighten Arthur out', Merlin's world is turned upside down by the blonde arse, who makes him confused one minute, want to kill him the next, and reluctantly aroused the next...

Temari decides to teach Hinata how to woo Naruto- unfortunately for Shikamaru, using him as her model. ShikaTema NaruHina Fluff R&R?

You know, maybe there was a good reason why Naruto didn't learn Hiraishin no Jutsu during the time-skip...

AU- Therapy. Pssh, they didn't need therapy. They were all just fine, thank you very much... Too bad they really have no choice in the matter.- Lots of main characters

Would a blossom get eaten if it fell into a sake pond home to a shark? A fortuitous meeting at a bar and a temporary truce may change quite a few things. While Sakura does not mind being eaten, both know that war is near. And they're not on the same side.

John blamed milk, demons, and a certain portal to hell for ruining his Saturday. But mostly, he blamed Sherlock. Oh yes. Always Sherlock. Companion fic to How To Accidentally Summon a Demon.

One person can make all the difference. AU, timetravel, Sasuke adopts Naruto.

Sort of a sequel and a companion piece to Dudley's Memories. Harry is finding a healthy outlet for his "saving people thing" in the form of one damaged little boy. In doing so he finds himself thinking about his old teacher, quite a bit.

In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he is eleven again, nothing is going the same as before, and people are starting to ask questions, especially the Malfoys, the Hogwarts professors and, most worryingly, Mad-Eye Moody. Harry is beginning to suspect that he might not be up to this Master of Death business and everything that goes along with it.

Bridget is a detective that finds herself in over her head when her clients turn up dead. Phantomhive is called in to help and she finds herself working with Sebastian and Ciel. She isn't sure who frightens her more: the killer or the butler.

Sherlock is possessed by a demon. A damned, wicked soul that uses the kitchen table for blood rituals and experiments. John doesn't even notice the difference.

AU: The continuation of Book I. Not all of Tom Riddle is gone. A mysterious journal and a new Defense teacher pose challenges for Harry and his guardian. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva.

The nights Orihime spent with Ulquiorra.To the court she was his prisoner, he was her capturer.Only at night could they be together.Ulquiorraxorihime.

Minerva needs help delivering another letter to #4 Privet Drive. At forty, Dudley is not at all what Harry expects. A long overdue conversation ensues. DH cannon compliant, but probably not the way you think. Prologue to "Snape's Memories".

-Discontinued for now- Naruto get's sent back in time to when he was 12, only problem is, he is a genin when technically he is an Anbu. He is married to Hinata so Naru x Hina.

John and Sherlock find a little gift after the events of A Study in Pink

Kagome transfers to a prestigous university filled with powerful youkai and unwillingly becomes a "kept" woman along with her roommates. Rin struggles with being more than just a pet to Sesshoumaru. Sango tries to tame Miroku.

"How do I treat hypothermia?" Sasuke asked, hands on his hips. Sakura was glad she didn't giggle out loud at the fact Uchiha Sasuke had to play nurse. Slightly AU, SasuSaku, Lemon. Bonus Chapter added!

When Sakura becomes infected with a deadly poison, she must turn to one of her male teammates for a cure. That is, if she can handle the steamy antidote. Sasu/Saku

Discontinued. See inside why.

Harry runs into Snape while trying to find the definition of home, and finds himself drawn into Snape's Order task, finding a location outside of London. Along the way, he and Snape learn a few new definitions themselves. Guardian/Adoption fic.

In which Shikamaru learns the perils of being a teenage boy in the presence of a clueless girl. Shikaten.

Shikaku thinks he should spend some father-son time with 6 year old Shikamaru. It is not a mistake he ever makes again.

After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.

His demon asserted itself; Inuyasha had accepted it during the battle, willed it to rise hard and fast, to destroy the demon trying to take Kagome from him. Would she still love him when she realized that he was no longer the hanyou she'd grown to know? M

“Then prove it! Prove it to me in nine days!”. It was that, or run around naked in Konoha. Of course making the Uchiha fall in love with her was easier...right? SasuSaku

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

The fact of the matter is that Naruto was conceived due to a bet. A very simple bet, in fact: to find out whether or not Minato Namikaze was a virgin. And, in the process of finding out, Kushina Uzumaki ended up getting much more than she bargained for.

Genma is Sakura's teacher at her high school, and she wants him badly. Genma wants her just as much, but he's her teacher. What will happen when the two start trying to seduce one another? How far will they take their relationship before it goes too far?

In which Arthur is out of sorts. His manservant leaves a lot to be desired, Morgana is scary, Merlin's 'luck' is becoming too noticeable, his knights need to learn some lessons, and they're beginning to act very strangely. Arthur blames Merlin. COMPLETE

After an unexplained six days lack of sleep, Naruto's mind is just a little bit messed up! So, he does what no one thought possible! He SPEAKS HIS MIND! See what happens after he tells Sakura off, and tries to sell Sasuke to Orochimaru! Chap. 3 updated!

Ichigo is taken prisoner to Hueco Mundo. He is bored. He plays cards. Grimmjow is intrigued. Things degenerate from there. Crack!fic. :D

AU/AR, mid-Chuunin Exams on. Orochimaru fails to seal the Kyuubi's chakra in the Forest of Death. Naruto interferes with Sasuke's curse mark. And what's wrong with the Hokage? Read and review, please!

In which the Third Hokage, the three Sannin, and the Yellow Flash decide on the Fourth Hokage by means of 'not its', addressing a series of hypothetical situations, and seeing who's brave enough to put on Tsunade's cursed necklace.

After Snape's visit to Surrey, Harry writes him a thank you letter that triggers an extended correspondence between the two of them. Sequel to The Guiltless.

Sakura is ready to give Sasuke his birthday present. Sasuke x Sakura. SasuSaku. Lemon. Oneshot. Rated M for a reason.

In the year's following Konoha's fall during the Sound Leaf war, the remnants have struggled to survive. After achieving vengeance against the Otokage, Uzumaki Naruto is given an unexpected second chance. A shame he didn't get a choice in the matter. Unfinished.

It's Christmas in Konoha when Kakashi discovers his girlfriend's secret fantasy. Is Sakura in over her head when she tries to take on two men at the same time? KakaSakuYama lemon.

Sakura's curiosity gets the best of her and she finds herself reading one of Kakashi's Icha Icha books. Little does she know that reading it will result in a world of experimentation on both their parts.

Severitus challenge response! Before his fifteenth birthday, Harry receives a letter that alters his entire life. Now it is up to him to reveal the truth to the other whom it concerns. Will he find the courage or will he repeat his mother's mistake?

KumikoOCis a fullfledged shinobi running from her past,in search of a new life. She is attached to team seven, roomed up with a jounin, just across the road from the silverhaired man who teaches her to trust again and love? KakXOC

Prince Zuko has been looking for the Avatar for two years, having no success. He finally gets a way to come back to his kingdom and bring back his honor. But, what does it have to do with the missing Water Kingdom princess?

Ayakawa Yukiko retired from being a ninja, and she's come to terms with that. Then the Third Hokage summons her for an assignment that will change her life. AU story, set six years premanga. COMPLETE

Hermione Granger dies in a potions accident during her final year at Hogwarts. She's not thrilled when she comes back as a ghost, and really not happy at the idea of spending eternity haunting Severus Snape's classroom. This story is being reposted.