Sandatabahide bio
 Poll: Who would you like Tenten to pair up with next? Vote Now! |
 Author has written 20 stories for Naruto. Update: One of my stories has been transalted into Polish! Thank you Kazbiruk. See /s/12645203/1/Bez-rywala. I champion Tenten. (Or maybe I pimp her out but ~semantics~) Why? Because, I put her through the Universal Mary Sue Litmus Test (it exists!) and came up with the following score: -1 According to the Test, this means: 0-16 Points Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura would have scored 50, but hey, who am I to argue with legal and registered copyright. Not to mention profit. If it works, right? And if Tenten somehow turns into a Sue in the process (I know I am guilty of the "Mary Sue always gets her man" tripe), then so be it. I'll blame it on her over-exposure to all those Mary Sue and Gary Stu-ish characters in Naruto (hello Neji). Go fanfic! Unsolicited advice of the day: For those of you who are not confident about writing a 'summery', and perhaps believe you actually suck at it, do try your hand first at something wintery or autumnal. I myself am partial to springtime. Just say "No" to sucking at 'summeries'! |
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Only Movement by Black Ankle reviews
Three species are caught into the fanatical hands of a brilliant scientist. When the depths of human depravity blends with sincere intent for good, where can hope be found? Can two species cooperate long enough to survive?
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,457 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Complete
Uneasy Elements by cheekylittlelass reviews
Sequel to an Uneasy Alliance. Starscream's power and arrogance have grown even greater as he settles into his leadership over the Decepticons. Now he wants Alexis to rejoin him, on a special mission...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 76,379 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/12/2013 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Starscream, Alexis - Complete
Uncertainty of Attraction by Loopy777 reviews
Aang has moved on, and thinks Zuko should put the moves on Katara. But is mutual attraction really as reliable as it seems?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/26/2011 - [Zuko, Katara] Aang - Complete
Static by Lunar reviews
On the morning of WW5 breaking over LA, Briareos awakes with a strange premonition of things to come. Deunan x Briareos, mangaverse
Appleseed - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,906 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Complete
Neji and Tenten in an Elevator by The Pirate on Wheels reviews
An enlightening account of Neji and Tenten that captures the essence of their intricate relationship in the confines of a lift.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Kunoichi by GirlCrushonAli reviews
Here's the stories that you didn't know and maybe never wanted to hear about the parents of the Konoha 12. Mostly making fun of kunoichi cliches-Meant to be humorous!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,884 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 12/30/2010
Me and My Cat by ice queen reviews
Chapter 16: Speak Gajeel-ese. Gajeel and Levy run into Lily and Charle on the island after beating Grimoire Heart. Levy doesn't speak Gajeel-ese.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,504 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Gajeel R., Pantherlily
Old Dogs by JAK Kinase reviews
Snapshots of an adventure.
Diablo - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/19/2010
In Full Bloom by Tsubasa8 reviews
She is the most stable of her team. Did that also make her the weakest? After an accident, Tenten begins questioning... her youth? ... Uh-oh... that can't be right...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,119 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Tenten - Complete
Save Me by Nokito-chan reviews
The only thing that kept him from slipping was the tight hold he had on her hand. NejiTen. Lemon. One-shot.You have been warned. Please review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,508 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
An Uneasy Partnership by cheekylittlelass reviews
Uh oh, Starscream has regained his strength, and he isn't happy about Alexis keeping him in a barn for a week! Set in the UK, with G1/Armada influences. The first story in my series.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,152 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Starscream, Alexis - Complete
Chosen Fate by Kayasuri-n reviews
Brenda and Mewtwo are thrust into a case involving eight identical murders, and victims whose creation is enough to give Mewtwo nightmares. On the other hand, Brenda's being psychoanalyzed and she's not happy about it. Rated M for Murder. COMPLETE
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 81,615 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Mewtwo - Complete
The Point by Luki Dimension reviews
Missing scene from ROTF. Leo's feeling down about recent events, and Simmons is the only one around to comfort him. Poor Leo.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/28/2009 - R. Simmons, Leo S. - Complete
Late Night Fears by Kay Willow reviews
The Hollow preys on Orihime, enjoying her nervousness and her discomfort, but Orihime thinks that maybe -- just maybe -- he isn't all that bad. Follows Late Night Encounters. //Ichigo/Orihime, Hollow/Orihime//
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,932 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Orihime I., Dark Ichigo - Complete
Late Night Encounters by Kay Willow reviews
Orihime goes to sleep with Ichigo and wakes up with someone else. //Ichigo/Orihime, Hollow/Orihime?//
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Dark Ichigo, Orihime I. - Complete
Hunter's Moon by Fallarin reviews
Traveling to a competition in Ulan Bator across the Gobi desert, a martial artist must fight for her life when insectoid black serpents attack out of a sandstorm. After surviving one battle, she realizes she is not the only combatant.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 85,527 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Complete
Nuclear Euphemisms by Schyzotypal X reviews
Gazille scowls as his view of the sweet little book worm is blocked by EVERYONE ELSE IN THE GUILD, once again getting themselves in what looks to be a right merry clusterfuck of DOOM-slight GazilleLevi-oneshot
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Gajeel R., Levy M. - Complete
The Spring Festival by Mintacia reviews
I can't believe I let Lee drag me into this. I mean, festivals aren't really my thing. And, to be honest, they don't seem to be Neji's thing either. If this whole situation wasn't so funny, I'd feel sorry for him. / NejiTen /
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,971 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/7/2009 - [Tenten, Neji H.] - Complete
Six Days, One Night by jaderaid reviews
Graduation from the Ninja Academy is supposed to be one of the best moments in a young shinobi's life. For Hyuuga Neji and Tenten, there is no one to see them graduate... unless one's sudden compulsion leads to friendship. :Formerly "Compulsions": NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,728 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Exhibit X by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
Gray x Lucy. Mirajane tries to rid Gray of his undressing habit, but Lucy manages to ruin all her progress. But perhaps she can solve the problem once and for all.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 1,154 - Follows: 169 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Lucy H., Gray F. - Complete
Team Mentality by SkItZoFrEaK reviews
It had been a really freaking long mission. Gai. Lee. Neji. Tenten.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Tenten - Complete
Display by DreamScene reviews
Affectionate displays between ninjas was a very subtle art, or so she'd heard. This is the story of boy meets girl and inevitably, boy scares the living daylights out of girl. Sasuke/Tenten
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,853 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Sasuke U., Tenten - Complete
The Devil's in the Details by Nenena reviews
A collection of four short stories about one old house. In which there is balance, baking, ghosts, and a passing of the torch. Pairing: Liz/Kid/Patti OT3ness.
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,177 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Death The Kid, Elizabeth T./Liz - Complete
Of Damsels and Knights by CatEye360 reviews
Whatever she was thinking, she looked oh so vulnerable and helpless. Too bad he wasn't a knight.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Kakashi H., Tenten - Complete
The Shape of His Heart by Gabi-hime reviews
Everybody's got a story. This one has poker, pudding, Ashura, Leviathan, and Perry Mason. Top that. Auron x Rikku, aurikku.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 75,882 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 9/24/2004 - Auron, Rikku - Complete
Sweet Sixteen SWAT style? by Lunar reviews
Deunan celebrates her 16th birthday under the auspices of Briareos and the rest of the LAPD SWAT gang. But she has plans of her own for her big day, if he'd just cooperate! Deunan Pre-cyborg Bri cuteness. mangaverse
Appleseed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,482 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Complete
Among The Flowers by Keyword Sabbybox reviews
The large Hyuuga Compund is host to a garden that has more color than the entire estate. Hinata has grown many things there. It's magical. Even love can grow, as it blooms between two differnt, yet not as unlikely as you think, people.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Tenten, Kiba I.
Visitors by Chocobubbles reviews
All Tenten wanted was a quiet evening alone...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,980 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Tenten, Kakashi H. - Complete
Polishing Relations by Shimegami reviews
[G1] On a mission to trail and survey Autobot movements, Starscream discovers at least one reason to tolerate humans...and he gets an air freshener out of it. [Oneshot]
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Complete
Kankuro V Toaster by The Pirate on Wheels reviews
K.v.T. Our favorite nonSasori puppeteer fights with a toaster. He fights with his sister. He fights with everyday tasks. Wrote it as a challenge. Critique my style and challenge me further. All ideas welcome. It has Gaara. Just thowing that out there.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Kankuro, Temari
Necromancer by V-chan2k6 reviews
Uchiha Sasuke was holding on to something. In one chance encounter, she brought it back to life. [COMPLETE]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 87,757 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 858 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 9/6/2007 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Sasuke U., Tenten - Complete
Bad Dog, No Biscuit by Lotos-Eater reviews
Or, Inuzuka Kiba’s Even Longer Day. Kiba is not quite the player he thinks he is. Will there be anyone to appreciate his animal magnetism and rugged charm? [KibaEveryone ftw, NejiTen for the bonus win]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,194 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Kiba I. - Complete
Firsts by 716799 reviews
[Oneshot, NejiTen] First kisses are important to all young girls, even kunoichi. Tenten is no exception. Unabashed fluff.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Bleach Drabbles by peroxidepest17 reviews
My collection of Bleach drabbles. Various characters, themes, and situations. Pairings include yaoi, het, gen, etc. See headings on each individual piece for more specific information.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 500 - Words: 356,932 - Reviews: 3781 - Favs: 1,142 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 5/7/2007 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Complete
Rock Idols by Istoria reviews
A storm is brewing and the natives are restless. Lee is mistaken for a God, Tenten can't catch a break and Neji... well it's amazing he doesn't have any gray hairs yet. A comedy with a bit of NejiTen on the side.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,567 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/25/2007 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1645 - Favs: 4,250 - Follows: 556 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 4,586 - Follows: 744 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
The Springtime of Womanhood by desolate butterfly reviews
[Team Gai gen] TenTen just wants to get through her first period without any fuss. Too bad Gaisensei isn't about to let that happen.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Gai M., Tenten - Complete
The Nobody Girl by JACinthebox reviews
For years, she has just blended in with the crowd. When she finally kills her teammates and becomes an outlaw, will she ever be able to find peace with herself? Kisame x Tenten. Yeah, you read that correctly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,111 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Tenten, Kisame H. - Complete
Nicknames by Cyberwolf reviews
Naruto may come to regret introducing Sai to Team Gai. Or he might not.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 975 - Follows: 137 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Tenten, Neji H.
Cookies by Cyberwolf reviews
If you give a bishie a cookie... [SasuTen]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Tenten, Sasuke U. - Complete
Ultimate Taijutsu Technique by Cyberwolf reviews
Lee tries out a new Ultimate Taijutsu Technique on Neji. Much to his team's dismay. Except Tenten, she thought it was funny.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 133 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Taller than God by rayemars reviews
Orochimaru and Anko, the path taken for the first student to become the first success.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,962 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Orochimaru, Anko M. - Complete
Archangels learn by Meganalira reviews
Tyrael is an Archangel. He is ancient, powerful, and almost omniscient ... sounds right, doesn't it? Yet he is about to meet a certain mortal who will remind him that he still has to learn a few things from life.
Diablo - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,751 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/10/2006 - Published: 12/14/2005 - Complete
First by Wielder of paperclips reviews
For a reason that defied all the laws of science and beyond, Shikamaru got to Tenten first. [CRACK pair] Shikamaru x Tenten, onesided? Neji x Tenten hints. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Shikamaru N., Tenten - Complete
Little Green Leaf by Ninja Shen reviews
...Fine. If you wanna die so bad, it's your call. But you gotta prove to me you're worth the effort. I'll let you fight my sister... but first, you gotta get through ME. Kankuro x Tenten [finished]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,591 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 1,048 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 11/10/2004 - Kankuro, Tenten - Complete
To Victory by Kaeru Soyokaze reviews
Lee challenges Neji to a drinking contest! But what SORT of drinking contest? And just what could go wrong? Poor, poor Tenten. NejiTen one-shot (Requested by Rekino)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/5/2005 - Complete
Snatch! Grab! Success! by Majorkami reviews
How Lee, Neji, and Tenten got through the second phase of the Chuunin exam. Did anyone else notice the plot hole that existed for this team during the second test?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2005 - Lee R., Tenten - Complete
Tilting At Windmills by Goldberry reviews
A little adventure, a little romance, and a whole lot of fuuma shuriken. [NejiTen]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,571 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/23/2004 - Published: 11/13/2004 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Dark Awakening by Spectral Sereda reviews
Set in the time after Blood Omen 2, a lone vampire searches for the truth about her birth. Chapt 22 is up. More fun and games as Jas journeys to the Hylden city.
Legacy of Kain - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 78,120 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/17/2004 - Published: 8/3/2003
The Physics of Diablo by Wilson Hill reviews
Can the champions of Sanctuary learn to deal with the strange laws of physics that exist in the world of Diablo?
Diablo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,649 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/16/2003
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Sans Rival reviews
Tenten is roped into challenging Kakashi while he's helpless and exhausted. But Kakashi always has a plan. Which Gai sometimes misinterprets. Kakashi x Tenten x Gai
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,586 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/25/2015 - Kakashi H., Tenten, Gai M. - Complete
Kung Fu Panda reviews
"I assure you Hokage-sama, I am NOT the Dragon Warrior, no matter what Gai's crazy turtle says!" Tenten is the chosen one. Both she and Neji vehemently object. Alternate histories, universe-bending realities, and one teashop girl, standing in front of a homicidal fate-obsessed boy, just asking him not to kill her. Tenten x Evil!Neji. Quite the AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,637 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 2/4/2015 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Neji H., Tenten, Genma S., Akatsuki - Complete
Team Gai is Family reviews
TGIF Series. A compilation of short stories about Team Gai. Updated, incidentally, on Fridays. Stories 9 & 10: Family and fanaticism
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,611 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Team Gai, Tenten
Doomed reviews
Tenten could only hope afterwards that a marriage proposal by means of torture was the Copy Nin's twisted idea of a joke. Otherwise, it didn't look like there was anything she could do about it. Kakashi x Tenten.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Kakashi H., Tenten - Complete
Where Hugs Can Get You reviews
Lee's constantly pulling Tenten into group hugs since Neji never joins in. She'd always thought it was harmless, until she found herself squashed together with the Kazekage. Gaaten.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,412 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Tenten, Gaara - Complete
Suckiest Mission Evarrr reviews
Neji. Tenten. Undercover. In a high school. With vampires. And zombies. And pirates. And Kakashi. Kakatenji. Or Nejitenshi. Or Tenten just watching the two of them- no. Maybe. Droubble drabble series.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 75 - Words: 20,325 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Neji H., Kakashi H., Tenten - Complete
The Spy Who Henge'd Me reviews
A mysterious, handsome man. Tenten. Yes, Tenten is the mysterious handsome man! Her missions are getting weirder and weirder. Kakashi x Tenten
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,994 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Tenten, Kakashi H. - Complete
The Aftermath of Seduction reviews
Sasuke is horrified at the consequences of kunoichi seduction missions, and their impact on his grand plan to revive his clan. Crackangst. No sex. No lemons. Kind of nauseating, actually.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H. - Complete
l'ivresse des grandes profondeurs reviews
While training for the purpose of increasing her chances of survival against the deadly Hoshigaki Kisame, Tenten never expected to confront the shark nin himself. It didn't help that she was suffering from nitrogen narcosis at the time either. Slight Kisame x Tenten with hints of Nejiten in the end.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,683 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Tenten, Kisame H. - Complete
Hair Distraction reviews
Tenten thinks Neji's hair is impractical. Neji knows otherwise.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
A Hundred Percent reviews
Itachi is the reason for Tenten's perfect aim. Crackficlet.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Itachi U., Tenten - Complete
In Letho Veritas reviews
In which Shikamaru learns the perils of being a teenage boy in the presence of a clueless girl. Shikaten.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,406 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Shikamaru N., Tenten - Complete
Stranger with a Strange Name reviews
Crack. My take on Tenten's last name. Sai is my straight man, of course. Sai x Tenten
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Tenten, Sai - Complete
All Your Base reviews
Sequel to Fifty Winks. Fluff and sweetness. And groping. Mustn't forget the groping. Nejiten.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,110 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Mounted Archery reviews
Crackfic. Valentine's turns out to be Team Gai's favorite time of the year, as Lee and Tenten bond together to awaken the couples of the Naruto world to the wonders of love and youth, while Neji is initially content to watch the entertainment unfold. Nejitenlee friendship/love.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,513 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Team Gai - Complete
Fifty Winks reviews
Oversleeping is sometimes a good thing. Nejiten.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
For Show reviews
Aphrodisiacs don't really work. It's fun to pretend, though. Sasuten.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,988 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Tenten, Sasuke U. - Complete
Fluff from Perversity reviews
Tenten finds out first-hand that there is no allure to practicing espionage in the hot springs. Mentions of nudity. Kakashi x Tenten
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Kakashi H., Tenten - Complete
Felinity reviews
Perhaps, in some way, her outfit helped during the mission to get rid of the dirty, yellow-bellied rats of the criminal underworld. It was just annoying while she wore it in Konoha, though. Just a short bit of nothing for Halloween. Nejiten.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Teaching Tenten to Tango reviews
The first time Tenten meets Kakashi, they dance.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,289 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Tenten, Kakashi H. - Complete
