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 Author has written 5 stories for Avengers, and Hetalia - Axis Powers. Hello! Tea-n-burgers here! (new URL I was ninjawriter15) and I usually write about avengers, hetalia, hetalia/avengers crossovers, I love au's and I've taken a break from writer since I haven't felt the will to continue some of my fics, so consider Orange and Yellow Roseson hiatus till I receive the will to continue it, Nation and super heroes is the same, but you all seemed to like that so if I feel it I'll write another short chapter. So there's the current update, I am brimming with new ideas so I'll probably write out a few ideas and what not, so I apologize if something suddenly stops updating, my brain is bent on me making new ideas and running them through my head till I write them. |
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Zachem Ya by TwiGo reviews
AU. 1960s. The story of Ludwig's life is that Gilbert gets into trouble, and Ludwig pays the price. This time, Gilbert just went too far. Ludwig finds himself in the clutches of a Red soldier who seems to own Siberia entire. Apparently he owns Ludwig now, too. But Gilbert isn't giving up that easily. He promised his brother that they would always be together. RusGer, PruLiet
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 396,836 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 11/16/2011 - [Germany, Russia] [Prussia, Lithuania] - Complete
No More a Savage Life: Chapter Three by lovinghannibal reviews
This is a direct sequel to No More a Savage Life and No More a Savage Life: Chapter Two. It is rated M for violence, language and expressive sexual situations. Though it can stand alone, I suggest reading One and Two not to miss out on any plot points or new characters.
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 153 - Words: 509,768 - Reviews: 1413 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 5/28/2012 - C. Starling, H. Lecter
No Girls Allowed by Aurum-Animi reviews
She's a girl, but a boy, But really she's a girl and isn't supposed to be an assassin because of it. What happens when the coldest assassin finds out? AltairxOC
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 35,380 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 3/12/2017 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Altaïr
Adventure Time With Altaïr by Mystic Blade reviews
Vivian's life takes a turn for the odd when she wakes in 12th century Jerusalem with no logic to explain it all. When she's unwillingly dragged along for Altaïr's new adventure for the pieces of Eden with Malik, she'll travel the world to find her own scientific answers. What mayhem awaits Altaïr's Crusade? Facing deadly enemies and wildlife, the adventure never ends. Post-AC1 AU
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 55 - Words: 654,410 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 1/28/2017 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Altaïr, Malik, OC
Harry's New Home by kbinnz reviews
One lonely little boy. One snarky, grumpy git. When the safety of one was entrusted to the other, everyone knew this was not going to turn out well... Or was it? AU, sequel to "Harry's First Detention". OVER FIVE MILLION HITS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 318,389 - Reviews: 11872 - Favs: 9,852 - Follows: 3,594 - Updated: 5/9/2016 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Many Incidents of Courtship by Jane Lu reviews
Millions of stellar cycles ago, there circulated a memorable account of the Decepticon leader and his courtship of his new second-in-command. After time marred the faction and its followers, it became a lost tale even to Megatron and Starscream themselves, for to remember is to decide whether it resulted in Megatron's greatest triumph, or his greatest downfall.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 83,223 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/28/2015 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Megatron, Starscream
Strange Things Happen At Night by ElizabethScaffie reviews
1975: An elusive Mafia Boss has plagued Palermo for a couple of years. Even if the police manages to get its hands on him, he always has an alibi, and walks free the day after. How is it possible for him to be in two places at once all the time?The police sees no other option but to hire two of the best detectives around, a certain mister Carriedo and a certain mister Beilschmidt..
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 34 - Words: 182,211 - Reviews: 929 - Favs: 982 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 5/5/2014 - Published: 7/21/2013 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano, Germany, Spain - Complete
What it means to be a big brother by 42Lia reviews
Scotland isn't known to be the best brother in the world. Quite the opposite. But what happens when he learns that his little brother has become the love interest of half the countries on the globe? A not too happy Scotty is the world's worse nightmare!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 103,896 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 1/14/2014 - Published: 4/13/2012 - England/Britain, Scotland - Complete
One Chance by VegetaCold reviews
Clockwork doesn't save Danny's family as the Nasty Burger explodes, and in the aftermath Danny is left to live with Vlad. Please read and review.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 32,739 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Danny F., Vlad M.
Educating America by Coffee-Flavored Fate reviews
America wants to get to know Romano better. Romano just wants to fix the idiot's tastebuds. Conservatively rated for Romano's mouth . 'cause there just isn't enough Romerica out there.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 169,295 - Reviews: 1401 - Favs: 1,055 - Follows: 1,000 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 11/15/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, America
Ripples by french-charlotte reviews
AU. Set during AC:3. Connor was captured during his first meeting with Charles and the Templars when he was four years old, setting off a chain reaction that changed his life. Father/Son.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 78,314 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Connor K., Charles L., Haytham K., Ziio
Your Precious Existence by 42Lia reviews
I hate you! I hate you all! Why am I here? What's the point if everybody hates me! Everybody ... The world would be much better off without me! Wouldn't it? - "Thank you! I'm so glad I met you, love!" - Wouldn't it ...?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 129,091 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 8/17/2012 - [England/Britain, Spain] S. Italy/Romano, Scotland - Complete
Nourish by Measured reviews
It was a very capitalist mindset, and yet, Heavy could not shake it. His gun, his food, his books, his Medic. These were the things he did not like to share. Heavy/Medic
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/21/2013 - Medic, Heavy - Complete
Well Groomed by Measured reviews
Heavy returned from the break with a full beard, newly knitted mittens and a thick hat, and a few extra pounds. Heavy/Medic
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 22 - Published: 8/21/2013 - Heavy, Medic - Complete
I'll Make A Gentleman Out Of You by Measured reviews
Miss Pauling takes what could possibly be her hardest mission yet: turning the mercenaries into gentlemen long enough to undertake a mission to infiltrate a high class party. Scout/Miss Pauling
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,907 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/20/2013 - Miss Pauling, Scout - Complete
Never Your Hero by General Kitty Girl reviews
WWI Historical. With the face of war rapidly changing, veteran nations struggle to keep up with ever evolving enemies and their growing power. At what point can nations forgo pride and learn to cooperate with their allies for the sake of victory? **Cover Art by ScarletteDiscord**
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 229,947 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 12/21/2010 - England/Britain, America
Echo by Hallucifer reviews
Lucifer is still there and Sam doesn't understand why. But as Lucifer begins to become more and more desperate for his attention for unknown reasons, Sam is forced to consider that this is more than a hallucination. Reluctant attempts to compromise the situation for his own sake lead to something more than Sam ever expected. Hallucifer fic. Samifer in later chapters.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,559 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 4/23/2013 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Sam W., Lucifer - Complete
An Unexpected Addition by Karategal reviews
All of the dwarves survive the Battle of the Five Armies, but Bilbo must return to the Shire to sort out his old life and make way for a new one in Erebor. Over one year later, Bilbo comes back to the Lonely Mountain with a recently orphaned Frodo. King Thorin isn't quite sure what to make of this new, tiny addition to his Company. Slow build, Company and character focused.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 94,741 - Reviews: 2099 - Favs: 2,877 - Follows: 1,543 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Run Away with Me by VioletLolitaPop reviews
"I've made a lot of mistakes in my life, but I can't regret any of them, because all of them have led me to you." .:Human AU/High School/Arranged Marriages Abound/Multi-Pairings/Like.. Slight UKUS and Others/Infidelity in a Way…/Drug Use and Abuse/Inconsistent Time-line Written in Present Tense:.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,980 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 3/2/2013 - America, Russia - Complete
Pinky Promise by maiden.blooddragons reviews
Maguerite Williams had grown up to be a tomboy. But, when she realizes her love for her childhood best friend, Ivan Braginski, what lengths would she go just to catch the attention of the Russian? Would love blossom between them? Fem!Canada x Russia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,677 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Canada, Russia
In Spades by ArixaBell reviews
Cardverse AU. Eventual UKUSUK, eventual Franada. Poor peasant Alfred, struggling to care for ailing Matthew, attracts the eye of Queen of Spades Arthur. And that's just the beginning of the twins' romance and adventures in the wartorn land.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 115,720 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 8/28/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Gimme Sympathy by Operamuse reviews
When Amelia Jones decides that Ivan Braginsky needs a hero she takes it upon herself to lift his spirits. Too bad the Russian has decided to find out who is responsible for this anonymous act of goodwill. Fem!AmericaXRussia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,388 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012 - America, Russia - Complete
Little Brother is Watching by Lucky-Angel135 reviews
After an unexpected talk with America, Russia wants to rekindle the friendship they shared in America's colonial days. Problem is, as the feelings between them grow, so does the ire of America's supposedly harmless brother. RusAme, Protective!Canada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 33,777 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Russia, America - Complete
No More a Savage Life: Chapter Two by lovinghannibal reviews
Sequel to No More a Savage Life. To what lengths will Hannibal go to protect what is his? When he is forced to defend his new family, will Clarice accept Hannibal's true nature? Rated M for violence and expressive sexual situations.
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 144 - Words: 455,141 - Reviews: 1413 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 7/11/2011 - C. Starling, H. Lecter - Complete
Ballare by Phoenix-Fire Power reviews
Romano didn't know when he could no longer hate Germany. Maybe it was when he found the hidden secret that Germany was actually a girl and he was entwined with her secret. And slowly love starts to bloom on the dance floor. Eventual aly On hiatus.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,548 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 12/11/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Germany
Good Night by iixne reviews
One-Shot! Ezio wants nothing more then to hold Altair while he sleeps... the issue is getting the Arabian to let him do that...-Altair/Ezio, Ezio/Altair- Happy Conflict Fluff!
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,545 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Altaïr, Ezio A. - Complete
Close Quarters by CCroquette reviews
Russia and Liechtenstein are trapped in a closet. Switzerland is not amused.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Russia, Liechtenstein - Complete
Stay With Me by iixne reviews
ONE-SHOT. Altair is leaving Italy to return to Masyaf in 2 days, and all Ezio can think about is how much he wishes he would stay...-Altair/Ezio, Ezio/Altair- -Warning: AC1 spoilers inside-
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,101 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Altaïr, Ezio A. - Complete
PDA by iixne reviews
ONE-SHOT. Ezio is a huge fan of PDA, Altair however isn't... I think we have a conflict! Short, cute, just for fun fanfic.- Altair/Ezio-Ezio/Altair-. PDA-Public Display of Affection.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,949 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Altaïr, Ezio A. - Complete
Swimming Lessons by iixne reviews
Ezio and Altair both live in Venice, Ezio has discovered that Altair can't swim and has decided it's vital that he learns. A One-Shot about Ezio trying to teach Altair how to swim -Altair/Ezio-Ezio/Altair-
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,411 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Altaïr, Ezio A. - Complete
Sugar And Spice And Everything Nice by Zira Angel reviews
Sentinel has found the perfect femme. How can Sari be anything other than that? Written for the transformers kinkmeme. TFA
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 60,771 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Sentinel Prime, Sari S. - Complete
Bratva by ArixaBell reviews
AU. Ivan Braginsky, head of the local Russian mafia, falls in love with naive Alfred Jones. He hopes Alfred will never find out just what he does, but nothing in life is ever easy. De-anon from the kink meme. RusAme main, Franada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 27 - Words: 55,413 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
Mamma, Mommy, Leonardo by heaven-angel-15 reviews
Ezio/Leo - Leonardo has always been very kind and motherly, especially to Ezio's young apprentices... and it's never turned Ezio on so much before. Fill for the ACKink!Meme.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,689 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Ezio A., Leonardo da Vinci - Complete
Second Chance by Queen Reverie reviews
Dan Phantom has escaped from Clockwork's layer and has one goal. Make Dani his. Now it's up to Danny and the rest of the ghost fighting crew to protect her, but what if being with Dan means saving the world from total destruction?
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 77,566 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Dan Phantom, Dani - Complete
Cream and Camillia by Mooncatcher reviews
Prussia, as it turned out, went delightfully well with gardens and tea parties when they come with Liechtenstein. Prussia/Liechtenstein.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,484 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Prussia, Liechtenstein - Complete
Ezio's Creed by Tibarn'Worshipper reviews
After escaping from a nearly failed mission, Ezio meets a girl that will change his entire life.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,141 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 5/26/2009
Essere Qualcosa by wild-sunshine reviews
Leonardo wants to be something without his art, and Ezio wants to be something besides an assassin. Five times Leonardo asked for a hug and one time he didn't . Slash Ezio/Leonardo
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,747 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Complete
A Simple Twist of Fate by TheRealThing reviews
Destiny brings Darth Vader's twin son and daughter, who he has believed dead for ten years, into his life unexpectedly.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 123 - Words: 318,405 - Reviews: 3564 - Favs: 2,102 - Follows: 921 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
Mother's Day by Goofy Edward reviews
TF2 Team Fortress 2 fic. Scout ponders the values of motherly love. Heavy/Medic
Half-Life - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Complete
Starxis by PhantasmBabeIvory reviews
A retelling of the Armada Universe, beginning with the Mars episode. While on the red planet, Starscream finds a new friend... Ending chapter now posted. Alexis&Starscream pairing
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 85,899 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Starscream, Alexis - Complete
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Little Italy and British cops reviews
Lovino has become the new boss for the Italian mafia but everybody is just waiting for him to screw up and the Russians are the first who are waiting to pounce the moment he does, all the while a certain British cop is finding it hard to betray the Italians but it could mean life or death for him if he doesn't go through with Ivan's plans. Mainly Engamno, slight Spamano, GerIta
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,634 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/20/2014 - Published: 2/17/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, England/Britain
Italian Sweets reviews
Luciana and Felicia are highly trained mafia spies, both working as an effective team, so effective its finally pushed the German brothers to seek help from the free lancers, Alfred F. Jones and Arthur Kirkland, two assassins that hate each other with utter loathing, both paid to tail and learn more about the sister duo. Full Summary inside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,765 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 8/4/2013 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano, England/Britain, America
Orange and Yellow Roses reviews
Sequel to "Blue Fire and Green Ice" The Tessaract has been stolen by the Red skull and the Avengers now must send for Loki's help who seems to be the only one able to track the Tessaract with Alex's help, no-one knows what Schmidt is planning but now they must rely on the God of Lies to help them stop the Red Skull. Loki/Oc Centric T for violence and langauge
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,436 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Loki, Thor
Nations and Super Heroes reviews
After a world meeting shortly following the attack of Manhattan, America finds himself in the predicament of meeting and accidentally knocking out Steve Rogers after being told by his boss not to even talk to him, the Hetalia crew meet Avengers and shenanigans ensue. Rated T for Language.
Crossover - Avengers & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,748 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., America
Blue Fire and Green Ice reviews
Post-Avengers movie, set almost a year afterwards. Loki has fallen to earth and is rescued by a girl named Alex with abilities much like his own, He uses Alex for his own selfish gains but along the way Loki begins to feel something for the girl which leads him to make a difficult decision. Main pairing Loki/oc minor Jane/Thor. M for a gory chapter later on.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 100,098 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
