Author has written 110 stories for Valdemar universe, Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Mercy Thompson series, Star Wars, Earth's Children, Myst/Riven, Emergency, X-Men, Batman, Alpha and Omega series, Torchwood, Stargate: SG-1, and Sherlock. IF YOU DON'T WANT TO READ THE BIO, THERE'S A LINK IN THE TOP CENTER OF THE PAGE THAT SAYS 'HIDE BIO'. JUST CLICK ON IT. All of my Emergency stories will have their backstory done in snapshots, in other stories within that story's universe or if within a story, from character 'memory' flashes. Sometimes, within the dialog. Also, all of my Emergency Stories are MarySues, many angles, yes, but Jane is my name, after all. And no, your opinions on them aren't something I care about. The purpose of a teaser is to fling an idea out for other people to run with if they want to. Expand on it if you want to, just send me the link if you do. THIS IS A GENERAL DISCLAIMER FOR ALL WORKS AND FANDOMS: DISCLAIMER: IF YOU RECOGNIZE IT, IT DOESN'T BELONG TO ME. IF YOU DO NOT RECOGNIZE IT, IT DOES BELONG TO ME. I'M BELOW THE POVERTY LEVEL, INCOME WISE...SUING ME WILL DO YOU NO GOOD. I'M NOT RECEIVING ANY BENEFITS FROM THIS OF ANY KIND OTHER THAN PERSONAL ENJOYMENT.
http:///tumblr_m99d2ongKk1qeh5ero1_250.gif Depending on the archive, I go by several writer-names, user-names and call-names. This is one. Royslady51(a)sometimes) is one, Royschild and ThePlotbunnyFarmerFromHell is one as well...and there are others. LET'S GET SOMETHING REALLY CLEAR...IF YOU DON'T LIKE NON-CANON DOCTOR WHO, DON'T READ MY DOCTOR WHO FIC. IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE CHARACTERS LISTED, DON'T READ THE STORY. IF YOU READ ANYWAY, KEEP YOUR TRAP SHUT IF YOU FIND THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE. FOR READERS OF 'ONE MORE TIME', I moved the latest bit to the Walls Chapter where it belongs and took down the out of place post. The thing that drives me nuts about most authors in the Doctor Who fandom is that most of them just don't get the whole reason fan fiction started up in the first place. Which was that things happening in canon that we didn't like and so we decided we could write better than the various show's writing staff. That's the whole point to Fan Fiction...the purpose of fan fiction isn't to constantly come up with stories that are only slight variations on canon that don't differ enough to change the outcome. Modern Fan Fiction writers are, for the most part, missing the whole point. The whole point is to alter the outcome. In the case of the Doctor Who Fandom changing the outcome for the main character who is growing steadily more utterly miserable with every passing season is a good thing. People who enjoy angst can get their fill between point A and point B while giving the Doctor a Happily Ever After at the end of it all, too. The hardest thing to find in this fandom are good writers who aren't afraid to wield ORIGINALITY like a lethal weapon. I favorite stories so I can find them later...doesn't mean I've read them yet, though. Sylestia is a safe browser game for all ages and focuses on virtual fantasy pets. The Ninth Doctor and Rose Music Video For all those Whovians that complain about his driving...the Doctor's ability to drive is fine...but his navigational skills suck. In fact, using the word 'skill' when referring to the Doctor's ability to navigate is an oxymoron. For all of that, though, please don't insult his driving. He operates the TARDIS just fine...he just has a horrible sense of direction. Definition of drive (v) Bing Dictionary drive [ drīv ]
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If you don't have your PMs enabled, DO NOT REVIEW. I don't need cowards who are afraid of a reply making snide remarks and neither does anyone else. You're not really all that welcome ANYWHERE. We're not interested in your opinions when you're not interested in ours and you DO NOT matter to us. Plus, I'll just add you to my blocked list so you can't do it again. Reader Torture...if you've never heard of Lambchop's Sing-a-Long and you've just read Something Awful, play this, close your eyes and see how long you can stand it... The Song That Never Ends Reference picture for Domestic Anti-Bliss This is a comb hairdressers use to thin overly thick human hair. This is the one people use to do the same job on house pets - Comb to remove underwool in housepets in Spring...to avoid shed hair all over the house. The pet version is the one that the Sixth Doctor was using on his own hair in my story. Why the Sixth Doctor is the scariest one of the bunch Downright Scary If you haven't found this archive yet, it's a Harry Potter one that has been around for years Inkstained Fingers If you want a huge, general fandom archives that accepts all ratings, I recommend The W.W.O.M.B. I DO NOT WRITE CANON VERY OFTEN AND IF I DO IT WILL BE CLEARLY NOTED IN THE FIC IN QUESTION. UNLESS OTHERWISE INDICATED BY MYSELF IN AN INDIVIDUAL SUMMARY, ASSUME ALL OF MY STORIES ARE AU/AR. When someone is blunt and honest, that doesn't mean they're rude...it just means that YOU are so used to polite lies to make you feel better, that you forgot that polite lies are still LIES. So lets be clear on this subject: ALSO, IF YOU REVIEW AND HAVE YOUR P.M.s turned off so that I can't reply to you in private, you can expect my reply to you to join those shown here, so that everyone who is even remotely interested can see it. So, if the reason that you turned off your P.M.s was so that you don't have to give anyone a chance to disagree with you...well, how's that working for you with me? Not so good? Just goes to show you can't have your own way all the time. Happy Public Embarrassment! I have permission from http:// to use their feli in my fiction as crossover characters provided I provide a link to their website and make it clear that all felis belong to felisfire and felisfire ONLY. This is me providing that disclaimer of ownership. FOR THOSE WHO HAVE THE DOCTOR WHO LIFE/BODY COUNT MESSED UP: Stop counting FIRST as a regeneration...that Him was LOOMED. That's the first thing. The second thing is pay closer attention to the last five or six seconds of the part of The 2013 Christmas Special when the crack gave him back his Life...there's a quiet whisper that sounded a lot like Rose...or Bad Wolf just before he got it back... A Gift of an Extra Life. He'd already had one, given the Mini Episode Shown on the BBC website...and thus making it canon...that showed 8th's regeneration into the War Doctor...you have to recount...because John Hurt's War Doctor is NOT Eighth. Now then, I know the hard core people don't want to have to change the Doctor's body count, but that's too bad cuz Moffat already did. Get over it and move on. I'm adding the body numbers and the regeneration numbers to their correct Doctor. You've been using the body number when you name the Doctor, but you've been calling it the regen number which is incorrect. Time Lords, when the Eye was active, got a total of 12 lives, not twelve regenerations, so you have to get the numbers right. First step to getting the regeneration numbers right is to STOP counting the first as a regeneration. He was LOOMED, for spit's sake. (Loomed - ORIGINAL DOCTOR) (1st regen) (2nd regen) (3rd regen) (4th regen) (5th regen) (6th regen) (7th regen) (8th regen) (9th regen) Here is where the unorthodox Regeneration took place. This is the First Problem, together with the War Doctor, it adds two bodies and two Regenerations to your previous count. Only, you knew about this one and still failed to add it...what is wrong with you people? If it uses a Regeneration, it COUNTS. It doesn't matter that only a part human Doctor was created, the energy was still used. (10th regen) (11th regen) (12th regen) Matt's Doctor (REAL 13th) This body should have never formed. THIS is the reset, for all intents and purposes, he was extra. Given that, the Doctor should have died here, for real. Only Clara's plea to Time changed this...the Doctor himself said he'd been 'reset'. You people just missed it entirely. You completely mistook what he meant. He was so much more stable, because he wasn't the last of a cycle, he was FIRST of a NEW cycle. (13th regen, 14th BODY) And so, he will continue...although, now, with the myriad ways he's cheating, there is growing evidence that because of the fact that the series makes very good money for the BBC and apparently they have decided to continue...the Doctor is still stuck with us...and this is good. It will give me new and varied ways and excuses to mess with my Typist's head... Peter's Doctor is already TWO regenerations past the cutoff life here, so, he begun a new round of 12 bodies and this is actual Second, not First. Sneaky old bastard, no wonder Matt played his regeneration the way he did. Soft, loving eyes, and a very gentle smile full of patience for people who just weren't getting it. For all that I'm not a huge fan of canon, at least I do pay attention to the details. Like Tom Baker stating quite clearly during his tenure as the Fourth Doctor, that he (4th) was 750 years old. Given that 4th, 5th, 6th, 7th and 8th all spent from a couple hundred to several hundred years in the Body and given that the War Doctor fought the Time War for several hundred more, Nine was lying about a lot more than which life he was on...add another thousand years to his age, people. If you're into Doctor Who and Dragonlance and you want to do something stunningly obnoxious and funny, put Tasslehoff Burrfoot on the TARDIS as an accidental Companion, in a crossover...and send me the link. The thing that drives me nuts about most authors in the Doctor Who fandom is that most of them just don't get the whole reason fan fiction started up in the first place. Which was that things happening in canon that we didn't like and so we decided we could write better than the various show's writing staff. That's the whole point to Fan Fiction...the purpose of fan fiction isn't to constantly come up with stories that are only slight variations on canon that don't differ enough to change the outcome. Whovian Fan Fiction writers are, for the most part, missing the whole point. The whole point is to alter the outcome. The hardest thing to find in this fandom are good writers who aren't afraid to wield ORIGINALITY like a lethal weapon. But I sure do. If you have a Netflix account, watch Bill Engvall's Here's Your Sign on streaming and in the first ten minutes, you will be told everything you need to know about the Doctor's decision making process... ! Ships ! God, the Father, God, the Son and God, the Holy Ghost...and ONLY THEM. I absolutely do not worship fictional characters which is kinda stupid, when you think about it. I do greatly enjoy several fandoms and the characters in them...but that's no excuse for blasphemy. When you try to shove canon into someone's AU, all you really manage to do is to make yourself appear rather silly to anyone who sees the review. When you do it anonymously, since I moderate my reviews to weed out flames, I will delete the review and it will never see the light of day. If you don't like AU/AR fiction, don't read mine, it'll only infuriate you. MAJOR PET PEEVES: 0. PEOPLE that think that leaving screaming or stupid messages or any other kind of spam instead of an actual review, is hysterically funny. When I see this, PERPETRATORS WILL BE REPORTED FOR SPAMMING. Let's see if you still think it's funny after that, hmmm? 1. PEOPLE with good stories who have no apparent skill in paragraph or dialogue building. 2. Atrocious grammar, capitalization, punctuation and spelling. Use Firefox and turn on the spell checker, people, when writing directly. If you can't afford to buy a word processor, Google 'Open Office', it's free, better than Microsoft and made by Oracle, the exact same people that program Java. 3. Some characters have dialects which have non-English pronunciations, such as Rose Tyler who is from a poor area in South London and tends, when she speaks, to drop her 'h's and her 't's. This is often something I maintain in the fiction I write and is quite deliberate. She also tends to speak in 'cant' when upset or otherwise emotionally charged and in my works, at such times she'll use little pet names on him. The older ones got used to it but it startles the younger ones. There's a difference between being true to a character's speech patterns and having no idea how to spell. How do you tell the difference in the written word? Simple, if it's deliberate, it's also punctuated properly. 4. If you try to review anonymously, be aware that I MODERATE my reviews to weed out flames. Either log in before you review or keep your insults to yourself, thanks. If you PM me directly with Insults or Flames, or if you log in and then decide to make offensive personal remarks, be advised that I do have the site admins in my yahoo address book and that, yes, I WILL report you. Are we clear on that? Good. 5. People who forgo the use of correct spelling, punctuation, grammar, use poor phrasing, have no build up or background in their stories or skip around with no determinable time line, plot line or leave their work with plot holes and then get angry when you let them know that their story was poorly done, hard to read or complete and utter crap. If you can't take the heat of hard-hitting constructive criticism, you really should learn to read and write properly in ENGLISH. My term for this is EPIC CASCADING FAILURE: I won't sugarcoat it for you when I review, I provide apt, constructive criticism. If you did well, I'll say so, if you did poorly, I'll say so. Get over it. If you don't like being told that your ability to produce a well written story is zilch, learn how to read and write in English. 6. Use your word processor correctly, please. It has spelling and grammar checkers and if you don't know the difference between a colon and a semi-colon, get a GRAMMAR book. Don't repeat the same word all the time. Word processors have a thesaurus function...USE IT. 7. CRYBABIES THAT CAN'T HANDLE A LECTURE NEED NOT CONTACT ME. I'LL ONLY GIVE YOU ANOTHER ONE RIGHT BEFORE I PUT YOU ON MY IGNORE LIST. Now... I almost always pair Rose with Eighth or on rare occasions, Matt's 12, under the new numbering. Eighth is just a better 'fit' for her, overall. Unless noted otherwise on an individual fic, assume any Doctor Who story is a Rose Tyler/Eighth Doctor pairing. THIS IS WHY ALMOST ALL OF MY DOCTOR WHO STORIES ARE AU BY DEFINITION. I hate people who use mainstream fics and just replace the characters with those from their favorite fandoms. My favorite stories list is reserved for well written fiction. My favorite authors list is reserved for people who know how to write and who consistently turn out good stories. There are more than three hundred stories on that list so it's not as if good effort and solid work won't earn a place on it. Typos are forgivable...blatantly disregarding everything you learned in fifth gradeisn't. I Corinthians; Chapter 13: If I speak in the tongues’ of men and angels, but have not love, I am only a Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud, FAVORITE FICCIES. Unfortunately, most of them aren't posted here. Star Wars (pre-slash) In the Prism of Time and Eternity http:///archive/p/prism_of_time.html In the Prism of Time and Eternity: A World Full of Weeping. http:///archive/a/a_world_full.html I REPEAT: THIS IS A GENERAL DISCLAIMER FOR ALL WORKS AND FANDOMS: IF YOU RECOGNIZE IT, IT DOESN'T BELONG TO ME. IF YOU DO NOT RECOGNIZE IT, IT DOES BELONG TO ME. I'M BELOW THE POVERTY LEVEL, INCOME WISE...SUING ME WILL DO YOU NO GOOD. I'M NOT RECEIVING ANY BENEFITS FROM THIS OF ANY KIND. |