闇の鴉

I Work hard on my stories and put alot of thought into them. So, enjoy

I have decided that if i see a quote that i like from a story that im reading, i will quote it here:

" “Don't bother. I will. Good day, Professors. Professor Astray, I'm going to have to ask if I can cancel our lesson today.”

“Of course! It’s so nice to see you mingling with your peers!”

“There will be no mingling, woman!”

“Of course there will be!” Emilia said with a grin. “In order to tutor, you have to mingle!”

“I can still be aloof and keep the incompetent morons away from me!” Harry said, glaring at her. “After all, just because no one's ever proved that stupidity isn't contagious doesn't mean it’s not!”

“Pfft!” Emilia said. “You’re just a cold fish who can't stand to have human contact!”

“And you’re a domineering, hyperactive, overemotional mess!”

They both glared at each other, ignoring the shocked looks they were getting from the other professors before Emilia cracked a grin. “Come’re and give us a hug!” she said, standing up with her arms stretch out. Harry gave her his most fierce glare and then darted out of the room. The last time Emilia had tried to hug him he'd nearly been suffocated in her rather large bust. " A New Chance Continued by pyrodaemon

But ok here is a lil info about wonderful me:

Me?

Proud Demisexual Bi woman :-)

i write fanfictions and poetry

i like

anime

books

tv

internet

fuse

video games

movies

Dragon Age Origins

Dragon Age 2

FOS RA DA!

Assassians Creed 2 & 3

Sherlock

Doctor Who

John's mustache

Greg's hair

Benny Bear's eyes

Dragon Age Inquisition

Diablo 3

RWBY

Roosterteeth

Achievement Hunter

Funhaus

Fuck Trump

ok i basically write HP fanfics but have started writing crossovers.

Check out my other stories and plz make me feel loved

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

if you're one of those people who gets excited when you see just one or two reviews for your stories, copy/paste into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you agree that rum is for drinking, not burning, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent that woud be laughing their butts off.

Controversial Issues:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

If you cried during/after reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, copy this to your profile

If you loved DH, HBP, OotP, GoF, PoA, CoS, and SS/PS, and know what all those initials stand for, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you cried when Fred Weasley died (in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows), and not afraid to admit it, copy, paste this on your profile.

If you cried when Dobby died (in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows), copy and paste this into your profile

If you love Harry Potter, copy this into your profile.

If you always mentally make the Sirius "serious" pun whenever somebody says, "I'm serious!" copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read Deathly Hallows in under a week, copy and paste this (Try 10 hours!)

If you think Remus Lupin deserves more cuddles than Jacob Black, copy this to your profile.

)O( blessed be

OK NOW FOR SOME QUOTES FROM MY EXTENSIVE PICTURE COLLECTION.

TU MADRE...OH YOU JUST GOT BURNED IN SPANISH!! WOULD YOU LIKE SOME ICE FOR THAT SPANISH BURN??

DON'T PANIC

I DIDN'T SLAP YOU. I SIMPLY HIGH FIVED YOUR FACE.

NO SOUP FOR YOU!!

WHY? SCREW YOU! THAT'S WHY!

REALITY IF FOR PEOPLE WHO LACK IMAGINATION

PEOPLE ARE IDIOTS. AND I HATE THEM.

A ROOM WITHOUT BOOKS IS LIKE A BODY WITHOUT A SOUL.

I'M NOT AS RANDOM AS YOU THINK I SALAD

I DON'T SKINNY DIP. I CHUNKY DUNK.

I LOVE MY CAT. MY CAT DOES NOT CARE.

THE ONLY PERSON I EVER TRULY CARED ABOUT LEFT ME WITH A BROKEN HEART.

WELL ISN'T THIS THE CHERRY OF CRUELTY ON TOP OF THE SUNDAE OF DESPAIR.

I'M SORRY, I CARE BECAUSE WHY AGAIN?

PRODUCTIVITY IS FOR THE BORING

YOU MAKE THE WHOLE WANT TO DANCE!

LIFE IS SHORT. PLAY NAKED!

YOU CAN DAZZLE THE WORLD WITH YOUR KNOWLEDGE AND BAFFLE THEM WITH YOUR BULLSHIT.

ANIME: MORE ADDICTING THEN CRACK

HOW IMPORTANT DOES A PERSON HAVE TO BE BEFORE THEY ARE CONSIDERED ASSASSINATED INSTEAD OF JUST MURDERED?

YAH PANTS!

FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST: WE MAKE YOU LOVE THEM. THEN THEY DIE.

I DON'T NEED TO 'GET A LIFE'. I'M A GAMER, I HAVE LOTS OF LIFE!

HSIOW- HOLY SHIT IT'S ONLY WEDNESDAY (RIP George Carlin)

YOUR LACK OF PLANNING IS NOT MY EMERGENCY

IF YOU FALL, ILL CATCH YOU...UNLESS IM LAUGHING TOO HARD.

GROWING OLD IS MANDATORY. GROWING UP IS OPTIONAL

OPTIONS ARE OPTIONAL

YOU CAN AGREE WITH ME OR YOU CAN BE WRONG.

WILL WORK FOR AWESOME NINJA POWERS

ZEVA: I'M DRIVING TONY: I'M DEAD

I KNOW YOUR IN THERE, I CAN HEAR YOU CARING

ARE YOU THE LEMON?

GIBBS VS HELICOPTER...GUESS WHO WINS?

I REJECT YOUR REALITY AND SUBSTITUTE WITH MY OWN

I HAVE POLIOSIS

WE ALL GO A LITTLE MAD SOMETIMES

YOU THINK KILLING PEOPLE WOULD MAKE THEM LIKE YOU. BUT IT DOESNT, IT JUST MAKES THEM DEAD.

I SOLEMNLY SWEAR I AM UP TO NO GOOD.

IF YOU FOLLOW THE CROWD, YOU MIGHT GET LOST IN IT.

HE'S AS MAD AS A BOX OF FROGS!

ASK ME ABOUT MY ZOMBIE PLANS.

PICKLES ARE WHAT HAPPENS TO CUCUMBERS WHEN THEIR HEARTS ARE FILLED WITH EVIL.

MY SCARS ARE DAILY REMINDERS OF WHO I USED TO BE

REAL EYES REALIZE REAL LIES

TACT IS FOR PEOPLE WHO AREN'T WITTY ENOUGH TO BE SARCASTIC

I'LL BE YOUR ALICE IF YOU'LL BE MY MAD HATTER

EDWARD, PLEASE PUT YOUR SHIRT BACK ON. THAT ONLY WORKS FOR JACOB

I FEEL LIKE DESTROYING SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL

I AM JACKS SMIRKING REVENGE

I AM JACKS COLON. I GET CANCER. I KILL JACK.

I'M TIRED! CANT WE JUST BE DEATH EATERS?

WRITERS BLOCK: WHEN YOUR IMAGINARY FRIENDS WONT TALK TO YOU.

I WOULD RATHER HURT THEN FEEL NOTHING AT ALL

HOLD YOUR HEAD HIGH GORGEOUS, THERE ARE THOSE WHO WOULD KILL TO SEE YOU FALL.

AND THEN BUFFY STAKED EDWARD, THE END

I'M GONNA GO HOME AND LIE DOWN. LISTEN TO COUNTRY MUSIC. THE MUSIC OF PAIN- XANDER

OH YOU KNOW THE USUAL: PEOPLE TO SEE, DEMONS TO KILL

SOMETHING WEIRD IS GOING ON. ISN'T THAT OUR SCHOOL MOTTO?- XANDER

SODDING, BLIMEY, SHAGGIN', KNICKERS, BOLLACKS...OH GOD...I'M ENGLISH!- SPIKE

HELL IS EMPTY AND THE DEVILS ARE HERE.

CASTIEL IS BUSY, SMITIN' BITCHES BRB

THIS ISN'T FUNNY DEAN. THE VOICE SAYS I'M ALMOST OUT OF MINUTES.

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU? I FOUND A LIQUOR STORE. AND? I DRANK IT.

DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT A BALLAD IS? A MALE DUCK.

I'M PRETTY SURE MY CATS BEEN READING MY DIARY.

YOU LOOK TERRIBLE. I LOOK AWESOME.

I WAS BORN IN JANUARY. THEREFORE I AM AWESOME.

WHATEVER IT IS, I DIDN'T DO IT!

PERSONALLY, I THOUGHT HARRY TORTURING A DEATH EATER WAS HOT.

FORGET GUN CONTROL, WE NEED IDIOT CONTROL.

IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED, DESTROY ALL EVIDENCE THAT SAID YOU TRIED.

SPELLCHECK YOURSELF BEFORE YOU WRECK YOURSELF.

PART OF THE ART OF BEING A WOMAN IS KNOWING WHEN NOT TO BE TOO MUCH OF A LADY.

BEST FRIENDS: THEY KNOW HOW CRAZY YOU ARE AND STILL CHOSE TO BE SEEN IN PUBLIC WITH YOU.

NEVER TAKE LIFE TOO SERIOUSLY, NO ONE GETS OUT ALIVE ANYWAY.

UNLESS I'M WRONG...WHICH YOU KNOW, I'M NOT...

HAVE YOU EVER LICKED A LAMP POST IN WINTER?

YES, SWOOPING WOULD BE BAD.

CELIA HODES HAS CLAMIDIA!

YOU GOTTA DO A BRICK DANCE.

YOU CAN'T MISS THE BEAR.

WHEN I GET SAD, I STOP BEING SAD AND BE AWESOME INSTEAD. TRUE STORY. -BARNEY

HAAAVE YOU MET TED?

LET'S GO TO THE MALL...TODAY!

RAVENCLAW. BECAUSE GRYFFINDOR IS OVERRATED.

YOU USED TO BE MORE...'MUCHIER'. YOU LOST YOUR MUCHNESS.

She's BRokEN

TOO SCHOOL FOR COOL

WHAT AM I? FLYPAPER FOR FREAKS?

I PERFER TO BE STARED AT LUSTFULLY, IF AT ALL.

ENCHANTMENT?

DO NOT TELL ME THAT THE SKY IS THE LIMIT WHEN THERE ARE FOOTPRINTS ON THE MOON.

EMPLOYEES AGAINST BLACK FRIDAY.

I AM MADE ENTIRELY OF FLAWS STITCHED TOGETHER WITH GOOD INTENTIONS.

BE WARY OF BORED WRITERS.

'THERES SOME SALT IN MY DUFFLE. MAKE A CIRCLE AND GET INSIDE.' 'INSIDE YOUR DUFFLE BAG?' 'IN THE SALT, YOU IDIOT!'

DRIVER PICKS THE MUSIC, SHOTGUN SHUTS HIS CAKEHOLE.

IF IM IN TROUBLE, CALL PSYCH. IF IM SICK, CALL HANK MED. IF IM DEAD, CALL GIBBS.

IF IT WASN'T FOR THE LAST MINUTE, NOTHING WOULD GET DONE!

YOU, UNLIKE ME, ARE A GIT.

Is that Andraste's face on your crouch?

Dear Varric, please learn to parry. Love, your innards.

I'd like to know who this "Corypheus" is. With a name like that, he's bound to go "mwa-ha-ha" at some point. I just know it.

I am a woman and I reserve the right to be inconsistent!

(this next bit is my fav from DA: Origins)

Oghren: Yep, lotta tension around here
Alistair: You think so? Do you?
Oghren: Know what I do to relieve tension?
Alistair: I hesitate to wonder
Oghren: I polish the 'ol weapon
[chuckles]
Alistair: Really?
Oghren: Yep. Give it a good shine with a dry rag. Then with a little grease
Alistair: That's disgusting!
Oghren: You're telling me you never gave your blade the 'ol spit shine?
Alistair: I think that's private
Oghren: Really?
[chuckles]
Oghren: Sodding Chantry and its rules. I like to do it right out in the open
Alistair: Where people can SEE you?
Oghren: Yep!
Alistair: Wait... What are you talking about?
Oghren: What are YOU talking about?

There's no fool like a drunken fool. So Mother told me, and 'tis still true.

We now have a dog and Alistair is still the dumbest one in the party.

We might even run into Fred and Daphne inside. Mmmm... Daphne. Love her.

Come on man. I know Sam, ok? Better than anyone. He's got more of a conscience than I do. I mean the guy feels guilty searching the internet for porn.

Tamaki Suou: Although you and Mori-senpai have little in common, there is one definite thing you lack! And that's a 'lovely item'!
Kasanoda: Lovely... item?
Tamaki Suou: And this time we introduce to you... the lovely item, 'Mitsukuni-kun'!
[Honey sparkles]
Tamaki Suou: Indeed, if you look at Mori-senpai superficially, he does look scary and may give an icy impression. However, what happens when we place Mitsunkuni-kun on his shoulders? It's like a state of 'big bear Mori being likened by a little animal'!

Alright! The Low Blood Pressure Evil Lord has given his approval!

Just suppose... I'm not really Haruhi's father.

Tamaki Suou: Mom! Haruhi's using foul language!
Hikaru Hitachiin: 'Mom' being?
Kyouya Ohtori: Position-wise... probably me.

Hikaru Hitachiin: Haruhi, I want some.
[bites off cookie from Haru's mouth]
Kaoru Hitachiin: And you have some crumbs on your cheek.
[licks off crumbs]
Tamaki Suou: You aren't reacting at all! Why aren't you reacting?
[grabs Haru's face]
Haruhi Fujioka: You know, sempai, this could be considered sexual harrassment.
Tamaki Suou: THIS is sexual harrassment? They licked you like dogs! If what I do is sexual harrassment, they should be arrested!

Come on sempai, would you please stop growing mushrooms in other people's closets?

Steve Rogers: Is everything a joke to you?
Tony Stark: Funny things are.

Agent Coulson: It's called the Avengers Initiative.
Tony Stark: I thought I didn't qualify. I was considered, what was it? Volatile, self-obsessed, and I don't play well with others.
Pepper Potts: I knew that.

Bruce Banner: I don't think we should be focusing on Loki. That guy's brain is a bag full of cats. You can smell crazy on him.
Thor: Have a care how you speak! Loki is beyond reason, but he is of Asgard and he is my brother!
Natasha Romanoff: He killed eighty people in two days.
Thor: He's adopted.

Loki: What have I to fear?
Tony Stark: The Avengers. It's what we call ourselves, sort of like a team. "Earth's Mighiest Heroes" type thing.
Loki: Yes, I've met them.
Tony Stark: Yeah, takes us a while to get any traction, I'll give you that one. But let's do a head count here: your brother the demi-god; a super soldier, a living legend who kind of lives up to the legend; a man with breath-taking anger management issues; a couple of master assassins, and YOU, big fella, you've managed to piss off every single one of them.
Loki: That was the plan.
Tony Stark: Not a great plan. When they come, and they WILL, they'll come for you.
Loki: I have an army.
Tony Stark: We have a Hulk.

i may add more in the future...