Out of all the things I lost, I miss my mind the most! -- I'm not slow, I just don't get things fast enough! -- I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity

Name: Marie Tomlinson

Age:19

Height:5' 3 (yes I'm short. I don't need you telling me that.)

Weight: about 104lb. (This guy once said that I'm so light if I was throw out a window I'd probably float like a piece of paper. Mean huh?)

Birthday: (If you really care) It's April 18th you can figure out the year yourself.

I have a FictionPress account - same name - and my first story is out!!!! Go check it out pretty please!

Things I like: purple, black, cats, drawing, writing, fish, milk, Harry Potter, Harry/Draco, Harry/Twilight Crossovers, Harry Potter/Avengers.

Things I hate: Mushrooms, acki(it's a Jamaican food) and okra, pink, spiders, rain, rats (not really mice cause those are alright - like Yuki - I just hate the dirty rats that hang out in swearers and dumpster and junk. Especially the one that used to live under my stove and I'm SO glad we moved!), and monkeys (This is more of a guy that I really don't like looks like a monkey than an actual hate over the species. But you have to admit monkeys are annoying to some extent.)

(I probably know what you're thinking and yes, someone once told me that I have the likeliness of a cat. They also said that my pouting face looks like a cat, whatever the hell that's supposed to mean.)

My motto:

As long as the worlds crazy we're all sane.

Forgive and forget.

Never look down on anyone unless your helping them up.

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when )m 0 m( was your hero
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you can read that please put it in your profile

How to tell if you're a (good) writer...

1. If you constantly talk to yourself.

2. If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. I wonder why I talk to myself so much?)

3. If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word deliver could mean removing someones liver?)

4. If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!

5. If you live off of sugar and caffeine.

6. If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.

7. If you know what writer's block is.

8. If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random, or full of critisism.

9. If, when replying to someone elses e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.

10. If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.

11. If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.

12. If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.

13. If you memorized your keyboard.

14. If people think you might have A.D.D.

15. If you think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

16. If you have a grudge against Mary-sue's...even though you wrote a story with one in the past.

17. If you know what a Mary-sue is.

18. If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no apparent reason.

19. If your friends dont even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.

20. If you go crazy over simple spelling/ grammar errors.

21. If you don't like critisism, although you are a critic yourself.

22. If you tend to dream about your stories at night.

23. If you write stories based on your dreams.

24. If you can recite the alphabet backwards.

25. If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.

26. If you can type/ write fast. REALLY fast.

27. If you write 1000-word rough drafts for your story, then erase it and write something totally different for the final.

28. If you know basic writer terms (ex: beta-, canon, lemon...etc.)

29. If you know what 'etc' really means, and know the elongated written version of it...

30. And finally, the number one way to tell if you're a good writer: If you failed English 101.

... Or maybe that's just me

--I AM THE GIRL--

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her (yet it would be nice) and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.

Murphey's Law

Murphy's Law states: If it can go wrong, it will. Summer's law says: What do you mean "IF"??

Any time you put an item in a "safe place", it will never be seen again.

Anything dropped in the bathroom will fall in the toilet (or the sink).

Any tool dropped in a workshop will roll to the least accessible corner. Any object dropped on the way to the least accessible corner will land on your toe.

Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost you more than you thought.

Corollary: If there is a worst time for something to go wrong, it will happen then.

Everything goes wrong all at once.

Everything takes longer than you think.

For any given software, the moment you manage to master it, a new version of that software appears on the market.

If anything just cannot go wrong, it will anyway.

Just when you think things cannot get any worse, they will.

Problems multiply as the deadline approaches.

When you are waiting for someone for a long time, he/she will knock when you are in the bathroom.

You click on the send button, just when your eyes see the mistake on the email.

You are only very busy when your boss is not at the office.

If you drop your toast, it will land butter side down.

It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently capable fool.

Make something idiot-proof, and they will build a better idiot.

The minute you sell something you will want to use it again.

Law of Irrational Optimism: Actually, Murphy was unduly optimistic.

Corollary to the Law of Irrational Optimism: The "If" clause is both redundant and superfluous.

I have a FictionPress account - same name - and my first story is out!!!! Go check it out pretty please!