A Bio of Sorts

Gender: Female

Age: Old enough to drive but young enough not to receive any senior citizen benefits

Pen name (to be used if, for some incomprehensible reason, you wish to PM me regarding... whatever): Syfris Plath

Personalty: Introverted, but loves people. Optimistic, but disillusioned with the world. Loves to type stories, but is slowly getting carpal tunnel. So basically not much of one.

Current Self-Updating Favorites:

Color- any shade of purple

Song- "Weird Al" Yankovic's Foil

Movie- Tangled

TV Series- The Big Bang Theory

Book- Trickster's Choice by Tamora Pierce

Book Series- The Iron Druid Chronicles by Kevin Hearne

Food- Angel-hair Pasta

Pastime- writing FanFiction (a.k.a. a cop-out answer)

Current Never-Changing-Unless-to-Add-More Least Favorites:

Color- Haven't found one I hate yet

Song- Any involving a rap verse that takes up more than half of the actual song. This doesn't apply to any that are solely supposed to be rap songs.

Movie- I have a love/hate relationship with White Girls

TV Series- Uncle Grandpa (I just don't understand why it exists)

Book/Book Series- 50 Shades of Gray

Food- Mushrooms

Pastime- Doing nothing when things need to be done

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A list of works, in no particular order, that I believe every aspiring author or poet should read at least once.

1. A Few Don'ts by an Imagiste by Ezra Pound
2. The Sound and the Fury by William Faulkner
3. The Remains of the Day by Kazuo Ishiguro

My Favorite Poem:

A Voice from Death

Walt Whitman

A voice from Death, solemn and strange, in all his sweep and power,

With sudden, indescribable blow--towns drown'd--humanity by

thousands slain,

The vaunted work of thrift, goods, dwellings, forge, street, iron bridge,

Dash'd pell-mell by the blow--yet usher'd life continuing on,

(Amid the rest, amid the rushing, whirling, wild debris,

A suffering woman saved--a baby safely born!)

Although I come and unannounc'd, in horror and in pang,

In pouring flood and fire, and wholesale elemental crash, (this

voice so solemn, strange,)

I too a minister of Deity.

Yea, Death, we bow our faces, veil our eyes to thee,

We mourn the old, the young untimely drawn to thee,

The fair, the strong, the good, the capable,

The household wreck'd, the husband and the wife, the engulfed forger

in his forge,

The corpses in the whelming waters and the mud,

The gather'd thousands to their funeral mounds, and thousands never

found or gather'd.

Then after burying, mourning the dead,

(Faithful to them found or unfound, forgetting not, bearing the

past, here new musing,)

A day--a passing moment or an hour--America itself bends low,

Silent, resign'd, submissive.

War, death, cataclysm like this, America,

Take deep to thy proud prosperous heart.

E'en as I chant, lo! out of death, and out of ooze and slime,

The blossoms rapidly blooming, sympathy, help, love,

From West and East, from South and North and over sea,

Its hot-spurr'd hearts and hands humanity to human aid moves on;

And from within a thought and lesson yet.

Thou ever-darting Globe! through Space and Air!

Thou waters that encompass us!

Thou that in all the life and death of us, in action or in sleep!

Thou laws invisible that permeate them and all,

Thou that in all, and over all, and through and under all, incessant!

Thou! thou! the vital, universal, giant force resistless, sleepless, calm,

Holding Humanity as in thy open hand, as some ephemeral toy,

How ill to e'er forget thee!

For I too have forgotten,

(Wrapt in these little potencies of progress, politics, culture,

wealth, inventions, civilization,)

Have lost my recognition of your silent ever-swaying power, ye

mighty, elemental throes,

In which and upon which we float, and every one of us is buoy'd.

16 things to do at Wal-Mart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through say, "PICK ME, PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"

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Or are planning to do any of these things

Here is the link for the map that is used in the Traveler's Guide in Onto Greener Pasture and Brighter Skies: http : // lotrproject . com/map/#zoom=3&lat=-1315.5&lon=1500&layers=BTTTTT