Hello fellow human.

I am the one and only PaintedRoman. If you see my name anywhere, it's probably me.

Yes I paint. Find me on deviantart if you want to see any of my work. I haven't made anything in years though because my creative time is now dedicated to writing my book.

I have writers block, so here I am.

I have taken the 'all questions' Hogwarts house sorting quiz many times over the span of months. I like it because it not only has all possible questions from Pottermore but it gives you your percentage breakdown for all of the houses.

(Add the dot) If you are interested: gotoquiz com/pottermore_sorting_quiz_all_possible_question

I have concluded I am a hatstall. I get different results depending on my mood, the lunar cycle, what day of the week it is and wether or not I ate breakfast. Before I ever took the test I was convinced I was a Hufflepuff but my very first result was Slytherin, which I proudly claim. When I took the quiz on the Pottermore site (many varying results later) I was apparently having a Ravenclaw day. So I am whatever I am when the mood strikes, but if anyone asks: I am a Slytherin who owns too much blue.

I love Harry Potter with a passion.

I love Severus Snape passionately.

I love a lot of other things too.

I am a bit annoyed that I have to wait twelve hours after I sign up to post my nonsense.

Ao3 is just as annoying. They have to 'invite' me. I may or may not remember to make an account with them as well.

I am not nearly as funny as I think I am. But I amuse myself to no end.

Hey, someone has to...

I failed english in highschool. I had to take alternative school for it. I still cannot write an essay to save my life.

I live fifty or so miles from the East gate of Yellowstone in that state most people have never heard of.

One of my neighbors is a bear. Take that however you like.

I wore .22 shells as earrings in high school and college.

I own approximately four guns. I can usually find most of them. They are all manufactured by Nerf and their competitors.

My pets include four cats, three leopard geckos and a spider. We briefly had a Jerusalem Cricket we found outside frozen to the ground but he was apparently too damaged despite our rescue and died after a few days...

The cats leave us dead things in the front room. Sometimes the dead things are still alive.

Cat doors were the best investment I ever made. Ever.

I have two roomates.

One is my boyfred/fiancee.

The devil is in the details.

I also have a chef, she makes excellent food for us. We would otherwise starve. My co-workers are jealous, as they should be. We are lucky she puts up with our bullshit.

If I am handed an empty box, it is likely I will tear it down before I realize what has happened.

I ran out of energy on Hogwarts Mystery. I love that damn game. I also hate it.

Tried to get into Wizards Unite also (and Pokémon Go about a hundred years ago) but then cold happened. I like going for walks, but I live in a hole under a bridge. Call me a troll. Its a chore to get to civilization on foot, I have to climb two hills. I dont want to drive if I'm going to walk around, that defeats the purpose.

I like snow. Everyone complains about snow. It's ice that's the real problem.

I want to learn German.

I might have a blanket fetish. I have an obscene amout of blankets.

I also own a rediculous amount of blue things...to the point where it would be assumed my favorite color. I like more colors than blue, blue just usually looks best, and at this point I'm just matching what I already have: A (possibly literal) ton of blue stuff.

My favorite color is silver.

The only colors I dont like are any shade or form of yellow (gold included) and pink. I reject everything pink stands for, but the color its self isnt terrible. I might own a pink shirt, I hate it less than yellow. Ironically, the only dress (another thing I hate: dresses) I ever considered buying and wearing was black with gold accents. I am not a huge fan of green either but I am usually not offended by it.

At this point I am just wasting some of my twelve hour countdown. I probably won't edit this profile again after I can post a story. Don't quote me on that though, I am having more fun with this than I have any right to.

I have to do laundry today.

We have two refrigerators for no other reason than we aquired an extra one when we bought a dishwasher. We also had three stoves at one time but we ditched one in favor of a chair in the living room and another for a shelving unit Boyfred built. I do not know how we ended up with so many random dysfunctional appliances. We really need a decent washer and dryer, not another fridge.

We collectively own more books than we can fit on the shelves in the house.

The PS4 and 360 have retired to become DVD players and Netflix platforms. They will occasionally come out of retirement for the chef. Once every few months I want to try and fail at putting a raid team together on Destiny One and end up following around a n00b until I have something better to do. Like grocery shopping.

I am definitely addicted to caffeine. Redbull is my favorite, especially the blueberry. Rockstars have become my 'go to' because they are cheap. We dont talk about my guilty pleasure Monster. Pepsi, Dr. Pepper and Vanilla Coke are acceptable lighter alternatives. I could also drink tea all day, iced tea, sun tea, english tea, irish tea, green tea, thai tea. You name it, I'll probably drink it. Keep your nasty coffee away from me.

Being disguised as an adult is not as fun as it sounded as a kid.

My couch is regularly more wealthy than I am.

I do not participate in social media but for some reason I own a facebook. If you manage to find me, I will happily accept your friend request when I check where my favorite food truck is located approximately three to six months from now. (weather pending)

My pickup truck is blue. It is a Dodge. The day after I got my driver's licence I killed a dog named Dodger with it. I cried a lot about that. Can't help but find some humor in the irony though.

I love dogs. I want one or twelve but I have no yard.

College sucked. I dropped all of my classes except art. Then I moved to Wyoming and got a job as your friendly neighborhood cannibal. I mean cashier.

Now I am a refrigerator dealer.

That was a lie. There's no such thing as a 'refrigerator dealer.'

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