Author has written 1 story for Fallout, and Naruto. Name: Tony age 19 Sex: overrated and male RIP ROBIN WILLIAMS I HAVE A FORUM NOW I WILL POST ALL OF MY CHALLENGES THERE Forum Link: /myforums/narutoharemlover/4786517/ Hobbies: reading fanfic messing with my little sister, playing games reading manga, watching Anime and writing challenges basically I have no life i tryed to make a story but it was a bust not enought ideas microsoft word won't work so it got deleated i am sorry to the 8 people who wanted to see it work out i am sorry i only stoped becuase microsoft wont work when it will i will post once more Does anyone know who did the creepypasta known as cupcakes i read it years ago and i want to meet this man I can't write story's but I have a lot of ideas for the writers on this site I wish to write but my mind won't work that way so I will try to post challenge on my profile GREATEST RUSSIAN SONG EVER (Katyusha) If you think Naruto would have been better if Sasuke was a girl copy and paste this to your profile page Roses are red, The air grows thick, With the smell of death, The clock still ticks. The blood that flows, out of my heart, Pulls me into you, so we're never apart. And as i gaze upon your now lifeless soul. The clock ticks once more, and chimes its final toll Got a problem with me? Solve it. Challenges X #0 Naruto and grim tails from down below Naruto is a strong demon living in the under world for millions of years now he is found by grim asked to protect his youngest from the darkness inside her living in her shadow now with her death he is free once more but he is still tied to her soul now with her patch work body he must protect her from the outside what will happen now and why are all of these young girls coming to him for protection this is a harem naruto must be a shadow fox demon that can change his form he has all the powers of nergal but much more powerful he must speak the same as minimandy and minnie must be very jealous of the other girls in the harem but puts up with them because it makes him happy grim always makes threats about harming minnie girls in the harem Minnie, Chi, Mimi, Bell, Jenny, and Bubbles, add more if you want please try this challenge. X #1 Naruto and adventure time crossover where naruto is the son of the ice king. Naruto is cold and disconnected in the story he must not be evil and the ice king is kidnapping the princess because he hopes for grandekids one day. This is a harem he must have complete control over snow, ice, water, and frost he must not hate his father for what he is but he must try help his father to return to who he was when he raised him and Marceline naruto and marceline had a fallout one hundred or so years ago what about is up to you. Girls I would like to see in the harem Flame Princess( can be a star cross lover relationship) Princess Bubblegum, Marceline, Lumpy Space princess(she ate the antidote from the lumpy jake episode I fill that she did not get enough love in the show) and Fionna (female Finn) you can add more if you want to please try this challenge challenge taken by thenewjubi /s/10575422/1/The-Prince-of-Ice READ THIS IT IS GOOD X #2 Naruto story uzu was not destroyed until naruto was 14 he grew up with his grandfather after his mother died giving birth to him and his twin sister his father is not the yondame hokage he is a full blood uzumaki he is still the kyuubi host. He must be a seal master he must have red hair he must be a swords master he will have lost his arm his sister must give her life for naruto in the invasion uzu must fall with only one survivor naruto this story is a harem. He must be forever love uzu and never join another village. Girls i would like to se in the harem. Haku, Sakura (not required), Hinata{not required but will like}, Tenten, Fuu, Older Hanabi, more if you want please try this. X #3 Naruto and fallout crossover the elemental nations are a simulation naruto is banished from the leaf and wakes up to a world he does not know 5 years later Tenten, Sakura, Hinata, Ino, and Yakumo are sent to find him and wake up with no way back they must find naruto to survive. Narutovers girls I would like to see in the harem Tenten, Hinata (if you want), Ino, Sakura from shippuden (if you want) and Yakumo more if you want but they must have a background and a story to tell of there life in the wasteland. Fallout girls I would like to see in the harem but you can do what you want are Veronica, Sunny smiles, Cass, bittercup, Lucy wast, Tyanya Christoff(the antAgonizer), Red, Clover, Amata, Christine royce, Dr Dala in lobotomize body, more if you want {hinata S4 P10 E7 C5 I10 A9 L6} {Tenten S6 P7 E9 C7 I8 A7 L7} {Ino S4 P5 E4 C10 I4 A8 L3} {Sakura S10 P3 E3 C9 I10 A8 L7} { Hanabi S7 P10 E8 C4 I10 A7 L4} {Yakumo S2 P7 E2 C3 I7 A4 L8} the rest can be found on the internet SKILLS, PERKS and levels are up to you. Naruto must have 100 in all stats and 10 in all specials naruto must be the lone wander if the lone wander is not female and the courier if courier he must be dark. He must have a harem must have all the downloadable content naruto must occasionally look for car parts for a car he is repairing no modern-day cars only cars from the game and vertibird mod for fallout new Vegas for traveling between the capital waste land and the Mojave waste land ( can be seen on YouTube please try this) Doctor dala http:///?offset=24&view_mode=2&order=24&q=DALA one down X #4 Naruto and Skyrim naruto leaves the elemental nations with the power of a elder scroll he is transported to skyrim and is found wounded by the high king and is adopted by him 10 years later he is out to avenge his father while dealing with his destiny as the Dragon born and a certain million year old vampire following him. Pairing naruto harem to insure the noble house of uzumaki (I have always wanted to say that). Skyrim girls I would like to see in the harem Katria (can be a ghost or alive) , Serana, Aela the huntress, Lydia, Ysolda, Sylgja, Muiri (you can add more if you want). He must have been trained as a blacksmith (can make all the mod armor if you want) and is a master must be a vampire Lord must join all the guilds and must be a harem naruto must be a ningheim nord (look it up) please try it. The Ningheim are a rare race of Nord or Nede who have been gifted by The Nine with otherworldly vision to serve as a physical connection between the realm of the spirits and that of the living. Ningheim usually grow up in secluded areas, with or without protectors. It is not known how a Ningheim Nede comes to existence or where they come from, but folk-lore tells each and every one of them is specially selected by The Nine. They share the same traits as regular Men, though they usually have a striking, almost other-wordly, beauty which is said to be caused by the good health they maintain through their powerful souls. From birth a Ningheim's soul will change into what eventually become a tool to wield great power, as they are gifted with many abilities that are unfathomable by regular men over the course of their life. With the ability to look into another's mind, and even their very souls, a Ningheim is always feared no matter if they are good, evil or anything in between. Their gaze alone can break the will of their foes, their magicka can command souls, and with their powerful will they can take on any obstacle. Race powers: * Spirit Control: The influence of your soul's power can now twist the souls of the dead to fight for you. Turn undead into ally for 60 seconds. Type: Twice a day Power. Gained at level 8. I do not own the ninghelm X #5 Naruto story the konoha 12 jump 13 years in to the future do to a seal gone wrong where everyone is 25 while they are still 13 now they meet with there future selfs but where is the future hinata and why is the future naruto dead inside and what is with the hospital tools in a 4 year old's room with toys laying around covered in dust yet no child in site and why is naruto visiting the graves of a child and a woman. If you can't figure it out then naruto and hinata got married then hinata died giving birth then their daughter dies at the age of 4 three months before the konoha 12 arrive and Naruto becomes suicidal and can't even live properly and needs help since he does not want to live anymore must be sad with drama pairing is harem. X #6 Naruto, Teen Titans and Darkness crossover Naruto was born and raised in jump city his parents died when he was young his life was directed to raising his little sister but his world is destroyed when his little sister is gunned down on the streets something breaks inside and unleashes his power now he will be a shield of the weak a sword to the wrong he will not sacrifice fue for the many he will not still his hands from the blood of evil he is the twin snakes of the dark. Naruto must not be afraid to kill if it is needed he must be cold, smart, strong and dark he must pray every day asking for forgiveness even tho he knows that it will not come this is a harem. Girls I will like to see terra, raven, starfire, jinks, blackfire and female beastboy more if you want no narutovers people in the story will you please try it is free. Female beastboy http:///images01/24/ac4603c9a26a62add4c8b78a101dffc6/l.jpg Challenge taken by The lone swordswolf X 7 naruto and thunder cats crossover naruto is a nineteen years old Fox trying to make a living as a sell sword and explorer in this hard world but while exploring a old ruin he finds something special what he finds is a cursed blade the Sword of plun-Darr now he must help the thunder cats on their quest while slowly losing himself to the cursed blade but can a certain speeding feline, sword of omens welding princess and a lullaby playing kitten pull him back from the swords whispers of dark power. Naruto must have the sword of Plun-Darr with two of the stones of power. He must have pre-existing sword training is he must be smart and kind when not under the swords influence this is a harem story with cheetara, female lion-o, and wilykit in it please try this challenge. X 8 naruto and code geass crossover when Princess Lulu and Princess Nunnaly are banished Naruto bodyguard of the recently deceased Lady Marianne renounces his knighthood to follow his Lady's daughters to ensure their safety everything is going well till naruto meets a certain green hired witch and gains geass. Naruto must have zero's geass he must be zero Lulu and Nunnaly must not know that naruto is zero or any connection with the black knights until later this is a harem story. Girls I would like to see in the harem female Lelouch, Nunnaly, C.C, Kallen, Shirley, older Jiang Lihua, older Kaguya Sumeragi, Cornelia, Euphemia, older Anya Alstreim. X #9 Naruto, one peace and pirates of the Caribbean. Years upon years I have served on this ship fairyed the souls of the dead to the after life I have seen the continents shift shipmates come and go with my captain dead my time is now with me at the helm of the flying Dutchman and her pet as well and with the sea godess's favour I shall be the king of the pirates. Naruto must be captain of the flying Dutchman he must be davey jones first mate when he was the captain he must have Jack's gear he must be a strong, smart and dark this story is a harem naruto must command respect from other pirates girls in the harem are up to you but have girls from pirates of the Caribbean and from one peace. X #10 naruto and yu-gi-oh crossover while out in a training ground naruto trying to improve his skills he falls into a pit to find it is really a crypt where he finds he can read the ancient tomes written on the walls thay tell of powerful summons sealed in stone tablets inside the earth with a book and 2 mythical artifacts a magical scale and eye under his control he must hunt down the missing 5 items if he wishes to be the greatest ninja and pharaoh the world has ever seen. Naruto must have the millennium eye implanted into his eye socket he must find the other 5 through out the story but he must pass challenges and quests to get them he must use all of them if only once but he must use them He still uses Ninjutsu, taijutsu and genjutsu he must only use the millennium items in a time of great danger or need Naruto must not be over powered he must be low chunin in strength by the time the chunin exams come and high chunin level at the end of the search for the fifth hokage ark this story is a harem Hinata is appreciated but not required to be in it but there must be Ishizu Ishtar(she is his age and only girl from the yu-gi-oh universe) as Naruto's guide a tomb keeper and one of the harem girls the rest are up to you X #11 Naruto story the shinobi world is more like ancient japan with samurai clans instead of ninja and they are very controlled by there religion but what happens when two aliens that created the human race and is seen as a god and goddess crash lands after great damage to there ship in a dogfight with another alien but even as they crashed they killed the other alien now on a planet of there own making with more coming he must protect all that he holds dear from the incoming storm. Naruto must be the male alien the female is a girl of you choice Naruto must have supernatural powers he must accept that the humans think that they are gods. They must not tell them that they are not gods. Naruto must have a harem of narutovers girls and alien girls. can be crossover with other shows about space if you want. X I am the first one to give this crossover any thought #12 Naruto and My Life as A Teenage robot. It was supposed to be a normal day go to school pick up jenny and go out to have fun but that didn't happen. There's just flashes of what I can remember a green light a truck and Jenny's screams. I was dead I knew it but now I wake up in miss Wakeman's basement 13 years later. my body now 76% machine and additional armor ports. I am now a weapon to protect my world i must stand firm but I am not alone for I am Naruto I am X-J10. Naruto and jenny are cyborgs after a car crash they must look human under there full body armor (think of the terminator moves remove able skin on parts of there body's to hide Circuitry and small weapons) paring is Naruto and jenny more if you want human or cyborg #13 Naruto, daily life with monster girl and Rosario vampire. I don't really know what happened one second I was getting transported to my host family the next I am waking up on the ground surrounded by a harpy, a slime, a Lamia,a centaur, a Mermaid and one of my own kind I can't remember the past five months where am I why are these girls so affectionate to me aren't they afraid of my spider like body and why am I talking to my self! Naruto is a male Arachne the girls never fell in love with Kurusu and he was Naruto's host and they all have full human forms this is a harem the girls from daily life are required you can add more if you want Anyone interested in any of my challenges PM me before you post the first chapter so you can tell me the name so I can read it when it is posted thank you and good luck Favorite pairings Naruto-Hinata Naruto-hanabi Naruto-shion Naruto-sara Naruto-amaru Naruto-fuuka Naruto-amaru Naruto-karin Naruto-shizuka Naruto-koyuki Naruto-yakumo Naruto-kushina Naruto-twin/younger sister (incest is the best give your sister the test Hahahah) Naruto-isaribi Naruto-haku (she is a girl I don't care what cannon said) Naruto-sakura shippuden (the pre time skip is a big fat bitch Naruto-ino Naruto-fuu Naruto-Harem he needs it he never had love in his life so he gets it in these stories (Hinata has to be in it if she is in the fic) This is for all those hate naru/hina pairing FUCK YOU so what if the pairing is used a lot that just means that the pairing is one that is really popular for it to be used so much and to hate this pairing simply because it is used a lot is rediculous and pathetic reason to hate it. The male equivalent of the 10 Commandments 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: 3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5: If you’ve known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy’s fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy’s birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy’s choice. 8: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest. 9: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who’s playing. 10: You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she’s officially your girlfriend. 11: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you’re sunning on a tropical beach… and it’s delivered by a topless model and only when it’s free. 12: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts. 13: Unless you’re in prison, never fight naked. 14: Friends don’t let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed. 15: If a man’s fly is down, that’s his problem, you didn’t see anything. 16: Women who claim they “love to watch sports” must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers. 17: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight. 18: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that’s just greedy. 19: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you’d better be talking about his choice of beer. 20: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she’s withholding sex pending your response. 21: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting weights: 22: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i.e., both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need. 23: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary. 24: The morning after you and a girl who was formerly “just a friend” have carnal, drunken monkey sex, the fact that you’re feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the discussion occurs about what a big mistake it was. 25: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours. 26: Thou shalt not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue. 27: The girl who replies to the question “What do you want for Christmas?” with “If you loved me, you’d know what I want!” gets an Xbox. End of story. 28: There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men’s Gymnastics. Ever. 15 WAYS TO DRIVE PEOPLE INSANE: 1) At lunchtime, sit in your parked car w/sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 3) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. 4) In the memo field of all your checks, write "FOR SEXUAL FAVORS." 5) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy." 6) Don't use any punctuation 7) As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 8) Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer. 9) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go". 10) Sing along at the opera. 11) Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day. 12) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood. 13) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won! I Won! 3rd time this week!" 14) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!" 15) Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go." XXX FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Try to half-ass comfort you when you feel down. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Always keep your stuff they borrowed in perfect condition. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink because they think it's polite. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Ask you what you number is. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have to be reminded not to tell. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will offer to pay when you have a drink. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will apologize when you forget lunch money and say that they don't have any left. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will smile and say "Don't worry about me" when they forget their lunch money, even if you didn't offer to pay. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will automatically tell you you're beautiful when you ask if something makes you look fat. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would tell you not to get a face-lift because you already look perfect. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Tell you your zits aren't noticeable. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh with you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh at all your jokes. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Congratulate you when you get good grades. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Encourage you not to skip school. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will glare at the guy who dumps you and say "Forget him. You're too good for him." FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Crush on your older brother whom you absolutely despise. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this. 100 Rules of Anime The laws of Anime is a growing list of physical, universal, and natural #1 - Law of Metaphysical Irregularity- The normal laws of physics do not apply. #2 - Law of Differential Gravitation- Whenever someone or something jumps, is #3 - Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics- In space, loud #4 - Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion- In space, constant thrust #5 - Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion- The larger a #6 - Law of Temporal Variability- Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero #7 - First Law of Temporal Mortality- "Good Guys" and "Bad Guys" both die in one of #8 - Second Law of Temporal Mortality- It takes some time for bad guys to die... #9 - Law of Dramatic Emphasis- Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are #10- Law of Dramatic Multiplicity- Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a #11- Law of Inherent Combustibility- Everything explodes. Everything. #12- Law of Phlogistatic Emission- Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds. #13- Law of Energetic Emission- There is always an energy build up (commonly #14- Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude- The destructive potential of any #15- Law of Inexhaustibility- No one EVER runs out of ammunition. That is of #16- Laws of Inverse Accuracy- The accuracy of a "Good Guy" when operating any form #17- Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability- Minimei is a bimbo. (Note: The #18- Law of Hemoglobin Capacity- the human body contains over 12 gallons of blood, #19- Law of Demonic Consistency- Demons and other supernatural creatures have at #20- Law of Militaristic Unreliability- Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and #21- Law of Tactical Unreliability- Tactical geniuses aren’t... #22 -Law of Inconsequential Undetectability- People never notice the little #23- Law of Juvenile Intellectuality- Children are smarter than adults. And almost #24- Law of Americanthromorphism- Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles, #25- Law of Mandibular Proportionality- The size of a person’s mouth is directly #26- Law of Feline Mutation- Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably: #27- Law of Conservation of Firepower- Any powerful weapon capable of #28- Law of Technological User-Benevolence- The formal training required to operate #29- Law of Melee Luminescence- Any being displaying extremely high levels of #30- Law of Non-Anthropomorphic Antagonism- All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are #31- Law of Follicular Chromatic Variability- Any color in the visible spectrum is #32- Law of Follicular Permanence- Hair in anime is pretty much indestructible, and #34- Law of Probable Attire- Clothing in anime follows certain predictable #35- Law of Musical Omnipotence- Any character capable of musical talent (singing, #36- Law of Quintupular Agglutination- Also called "The Five-man Rule", when "Good #37- Law of Extradimensional Capacitance- All anime females have an #38- Law of Hydrostatic Emission- Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is #39- Law of Inverse Attraction- Success at finding suitable mates is inversely #40- Law of Nasal Sanguination- When sexually aroused, males in Anime don’t get #41- Law of Xylolaceration- Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal #42- Law of Juvenile Omnipotence- Always send a boy to do a man’s job. He’ll get it #43- Law of Triscaquadrodecophobia- There is no Law #43. #44- Law of Nominative Clamovocation- the likelihood of success and damage done by a #45- Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis- Regardless of how long or involved the #46- Law of Flimsy Incognition- Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy #47- Law of Mandibular Combustible Emission- All anime characters seem to have some #48- Law of Electrical and Combustible Survivalism- If you get electrocuted or #49- Law of Female wrath- If a male character insults a female character, he will #50- Law of Artistic Perversion- Most (not all) Anime artists are perverts and are #51- Law of Uninteruptable Nominative Clamovocation- This law is a mixture of Laws 52- Law of Telepathic Obliviousness- Most of the time, some Anime characters #53- Law of Chromatic Diversity- Air can be any color of the viewable spectrum. #54- Law of Old Man Comic Relief- Comic relief comes in the form of a short, bald, #55- Law of the Wise Old Man- Little old Japanese men always know how it ends and #56- Law of Omnipotent Unreliability- Any "Bad Guy" with Omnipotent powers/weapons #57- Law of Minimum Corneal Volume- Eyeballs may make up no less than one sixth of #58- Law of Electrical Charges in Hair- Hair attracts electricity in abundance, #59- Law of Ammunition Accuracy- When there are multiple types of ammunition #60- Law of Active Female Attraction- In a comedy series, a male character’s #61- Law of Sweat Pore Variability- When a person is embarrassed, caught in an #62- The Law of Inverse Training Time- A person who has been training for 3 years #63- Law of Needs to Few and Many- The needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the #64- Law of Bad Humor- Whenever someone says something that is intended to be #65- Law of Extreme Anger- Whenever a female character gets mad, such as seeing the #66- Law of Differentiated Gravitation- #67- Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any situation where the #68- Law of Coercive Vehicular Control- No matter how complex or well defined the #69- Amendment to the Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any #70- Law of The Rushing Background Effect- Whenever something dramatic occurs, a #71- Law of Interdimensional Hammers- Whenever a female character witnesses a male #72- Law of Instant Band-Aids- Whenever a character is injured (usually in a head #73- Law of Universal Edge Defense- Any projectile attack, from a blast of magic to #74- Law of Intractable Sanity- There is no such thing as insanity in anime. When #75- Law of Celestial Body Control- At a dramatically correct moment, a hero can #76- Law of Aura of Forgetfulness- Any hero who wishes his/her identity to remain a #77- Law of Cool Hair Factor- The hair of a hero will always coalesce into thick #78- Law of Inverse Coping- Any single event will happen to the ONE character LEAST #79- Law of Martial Arts Training Invulnerability- The Myth that certain martial #80- Law of Stereotype Captain characteristics- If a captain of any type of ship is #81- Law of Shades/Coolness Factor- Shades can make you instantly cool, even if #82- Law of Hentai Plot- The proper response to any change in the plotline of a #83- Law of Understatement- Anything that is deemed too impossible will become #84- Law of Dormant Powers- Anytime a hero is somehow outpowered and/or outclassed #85- Law of Style Coefficient- In a situation where a Good guy may be in dire #86- Law of Bad Guy Smugness Factor- Whenever the villain actually succeeds in #87- Law of Tableware Nonexistence- There IS no spoon. #88- Law of Goofy Turn-Ons- In Hentai, ordinary , pedestrian objects sometimes have #89- Law of Penile Variance- All Anime men in Hentai have a ridiculously large #90-Law of Hentai Female Characteristics- All Hentai women have the following #91- Law of Vaginal Variance- Hentai Anime women can take penis lengths of 8" and #92- Law of Hero Identification- All heroes are introduced by way of appearance #93- Law of Cute Mascots- Any anime either Shojo or Shonen has GOT to have at #94- Law of The Force- Most Anime heroes are blessed with a unique sort of ability #95- Law of Naughty Tentacles- All Anime Tentacles are VERY horny and will rape any #96- Law of Cat-Fighting- Two females with a grudge can and will go at each other, #97- Law of Healing- Most anime heroes have a Wolverine-like healing factor that #98- Law of Stereotype Crew Characteristics- All ships, either waterborne or #99- Law of Sparklies- Whenever a character of the main character’s interest #100- Law of Anime Events- Much like wrestling, anything and everything can happen. The previous was created by Insane Advocate and his two friends. As well as various internet sources inorder to help others understand the things that happen in anime. So to help others understand anime affter you have read this please copy and paste this to your profile thank-you. (\ _ /) This is Bunny. Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em. If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em. If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em. If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed. Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, And so are you, But the roses are wilting, The violets are dead, The sugar bowl's empty, And so is your head. This is this cat. This is is cat. This is how cat. This is to cat. This is keep cat. This is a cat. This is retard cat. This is busy cat. This is for cat. This is forty cat. This is seconds cat. . . . Now go read the third word in each line :D 35 Things to do when your in Walmart! 1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" 12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go" 16. Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly when they take one. 17. Buy 350 cans of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" when the cashier tells you the price. 18. Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask people where you can find the CDs. 19. Start a fish-stick fight. 20. Walk up to random people, give them bear hugs, and say very loudly that you missed them and they never really did get that dandruf shampoo you recommended. 21. Jump in a cart and have a friend push you while you scream "The Germans are coming!" 22. Attempt to fly off a high shelf. 23. Run up to an employee and ask "Do you like me?" If they say no, yell out "You broke my heart, you evil monster! I'm telling the manager!" and start throwing canned tomatoes at them. If they say yes just to get you away, pat their shoulder, and say "What a shame because that girl over there" point to a random person "was just about to ask you to dinner." 24. Throw confetti on random people walking into the store. 25. Whisper "I know your 'little' secret" to people in the checkout lines. 26. Stand inside the freezer in the frozen food section. 27. Walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...they want me to take you away...to aisle eight..." 28. Ask the clerk to make a page saying "If there is an Edward in the store, Bella is looking for you at the main info desk". 29. See how many cans of frosting you can open and thoroughly lick without getting caught. 30. Go to a person with a shopping cart full of merchandise and demand a ride in the basket. 31. Practice your juggling with a few Grade-A eggs. 32. Squeeze the cream-filled doughnuts. 33. Walk into the baby clothes section, pick up a pink baby dress, then throw it down and run away screaming that the pink bunnies of doom came back. 34. Bow to the display of T.Vs in the electronics section. 35. See if you can move the bottom can from the gigantic canned beet pyramid What to Do During an Exam 1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!" 2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is. 3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level. 4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative. 5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off. 6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min. 7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else. 9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you. 10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it. 11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam. 12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was. 13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Darn this!" and walk out triumphantly. 14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go ice skating.) 15. Show up completely insane (completely insane means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy). 16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day. 17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away. 18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story. 19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave. 21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach. 22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave. 23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary. 24. Act spazzy 25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the heck are you? Where's the regular guy?" 26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up! 27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out. 28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!" 29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai. 30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her. 31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her. 32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit." 33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..." 34. Fake an heart attack. When interrupted, apologize, and explain that question #_ moved you, deeply. 35. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. strike a pose first for added effect. 36. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam. 37. If your answers are on a scantron sheet, fill it out in pen. 38. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girly-girl nearby. 39. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle. 40. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your pencil. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour. 41. Make Strange noises... get people to stare... look at the person next to you as if he/she did it. 42. Dress like the professor. 43. Cross-Dress. 44. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam. 45. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras. 100 Stupid Things To Do 1. Forget to put the lid on the blender, turn it on, and have everything fly out 2. Get your head stuck between the stair rails 3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it 4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking 5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking 6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head 7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself 8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand 9. Tried to push open a door that said pull 10. Tried to pull open a door that said push 11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion 12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else 14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave 15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair 16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble 17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it 18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard 19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name 20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot 21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on 22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle. 23. Have run into a closed door 24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else 25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it 26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke 27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer 28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan 29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk 30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock 31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it 32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside . Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else 34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store off their property 35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot 36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on 37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in 38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard 39. Walked into a pole 40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident 41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house 42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on 43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small 44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it 45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do. 46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it 47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up 48. Have poked yourself in the eye 49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on 50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair 51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test 52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil 53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it 54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was. 55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were 56. Looked into an overhead light purposely while it was on 57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day. 58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it 60. Have ever laughed at a joke or movie that no one else thought was funny 61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa 62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it 63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence 64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person 65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side 66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions 67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong 68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it 69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out. 70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught 71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face 72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb 73. Ran into a door jam 74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid 75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it 76. Have purposely licked playground sand 77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band 78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't 79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people (Yes!) 80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out 81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off 82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again 83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back 84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about 85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair 86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone 87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird 88.When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people 89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria 90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it. 91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil 92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them 93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper 94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours 95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story 96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs 97. You have spelled your own name wrong before 98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling 99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class 100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth 90 percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a six story building. Copy this into your profile if you're part of the 10 percent yelling JUMP!! |
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