A/N: Hey everybody, SilentFang here! My new laptop charger came in and everything is up and running again so I decided to write this quick Omake chapter. I left off about 4000-ish words into Chapter 8 so it should be ready soon, this is just to help me get used to writing again. Just a silly thing involving the members of Trident.
Yukiko liked to think she was a patient person.
She never really rushed things unnecessarily and was able to keep an even temper in even the most frustrating of situations. Such a disposition was necessary when dealing with the man she had sworn her life to, Naruto Uzumaki.
Naruto was known for getting into trouble. She knew that. She accepted it long ago. In fact, it was the exactly why she had grown into such a patient person. One does not stay by Naruto Uzumaki's side for any extended period of time without learning to deal with his bullshit.
That being said, Naruto's bullshit was currently wearing her patience thinner than it has been in years.
"No, no. We can't go to Thailand. Last time I was there kaa-chan accidentally blew up a few important buildings in the capital, so I'm blacklisted there as well." Naruto chuckled sheepishly while rubbing the back of his head. He was starting to sweat under his second in command's glare, and if he didn't know better he was sure he could feel Yoru's annoyed gaze beginning to bore into him as well. But that was impossible. Yoru never showed emotions.
… Here's hoping she doesn't start now.
"A few?" Yukiko asked with a barely noticeable twitch in her brow. "How much is a few, exactly?"
"Oh you know, just a couple… hundred…" the heterochromatic teen drifted off as he tried to mumble the last word hoping it went unheard.
Sadly it was not.
A long suffering sigh worked its way out of Yukiko as she pinched the bridge of her nose. "You know what? I'm not even going to ask. This is the seventeenth country you've apparently been banned from. How in the world can you and Kushina-sama be so irresponsible?! As a matter of fact, how are you both not globally wanted criminals?!" A half-hearted shrug answered her question and she sighed again, thinking back to how this whole debacle started.
Naruto, Yukiko, and Yoru, or "Trident" as they had taken to calling themselves, had just finished cementing their hold on Mahora academy's delinquent population about a week ago, something which had taken them an entire year. Naruto had wanted to celebrate by taking a small vacation outside of japan. They had been working hard, so she agreed and Yoru was no doubt going to follow Naruto anywhere he went, so it was all set. Yukiko was designated as the trip planner, so she suggested they go to Hawaii.
That was when they hit their speed bump.
Apparently, Kushina had gotten a little too overzealous when she took Naruto on that training trip around the world and ended up causing a volcano to erupt.
Okay, so Hawaii was a no go, no big deal. So she suggested another place. And another… and another… and another.
Long story short, she was contemplating murder.
"Honestly Naruto-sama, how is it possible for you be blacklisted in so many countries already?! You're only twelve!" The two met when they were both nine and they went straight to Japan not long after and have been there ever since, so he must have been banned before meeting her.
"Hey, don't blame me, none of those were my fault! My mom is destructive when she gets too excited while training!" he complained. Yukiko sighed again and nodded. She knew that well enough herself, an involuntary shudder making its way down her spine as she reminisced about the hellish training her master's mother put them through in the pocket dimension Naruto's familiar created. Alright then, she'd ease off him a bit.
"How about Canada, can we go to Canada?" the immediate look of discomfort on Naruto's face answered her question.
"Ok, what did Kushina-sama do that got you blacklisted in Canada?"
"Actually… that one was kind of my fault." Another sheepish chuckle.
Sigh. Of course it was.
"Okay, what did YOU do that was so bad you got blacklisted from Canada?"
"Ah well, you see…" he looked off to the side nervously. "I may or may not have accidentally killed Canada's Prime Minister and 37 orphans in a church fire."
Absolute silence.
Yukiko just sat there gaping at her leader in shock. Even Yoru raised her eyebrows in surprise, which for her was the equivalent of someone's jaw dropping on the ground.
"What?! How the hell does that even work?! How did that situation even come about?! And what do you mean "may or may not?" did they die or what?"
Naruto let out a nervous chuckle as he explained "Well, you see, I was only six at the time you know, mom and I were passing through Ottawa and I heard that the Prime Minister was going to do some publicity thing at a local church that doubled as an orphanage. I had never seen a world leader in person before then so I went to watch. I didn't have too good control of my magic at that time and I sneezed… next thing I knew, the place was up in flames. As for if they survived or not… well, I'm not exactly one hundred percent sure."
"What do you mean you're not sure?!" Yukiko yelled.
"I mean I'm not sure! I ran away!"
"You ran away without checking to see if the Prime Minister and 37 other innocent bystanders were okay?!"
"Hey man, that fuckin' place was on fire! I wasn't sticking around for that! What are you, crazy?!"
Another incredulous silence.
"Ah…" Yoru piped up for the first time since the conversation started "… Naruto-sama is crazy."
Yukiko couldn't have said it better herself.
A/N: As you have no doubt read, this omake takes place before the actual story so a small bit of new (and mildly important for later) information is in here if you look hard enough. Anyway, how did you like it? Love it? Hate it? Feel free to leave any opinions in the review section or hit me up with a PM. I'll work as fast as I can getting out chapter 8, but I hope you enjoyed this in the mean time!
~SilentFang