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Everything kind of went back to normal.

'He stills thinks I hired a prostitute... and I can't even blame him for the assumption... but... I can't let him find out the truth... that I'm a Devil.' Issei thought to himself as he looked at his elder brother, who was silently working on some job applications. While Naruto was living the dream that Issei wanted, being the master of a harem, Naruto was also tackling the less desirable aspects of that as well. "... For such a lady killer-"

"You hired a whore, and are still a virgin." Naruto commented back to Issei before he could even finish the brotherly, backhanded comment about Naruto being jobless at the moment. He had just graduated college, having finished his classes in record time thanks to his "Secret Study Method" allowing him to learn his studies in record time. He had even graduated years earlier than he should have graduated, thanks to how he was able to... make a few bets with people in high positions. "Anyway, some of us don't want to stay here forever. As a man with a wife and 2 mistresses... I've got to start saving up to afford a nice house." Naruto shot back at Issei without any malice in his tone.

Issei groaned.

"You mean I'm going to have to do something like that some day too?" Issei wanted to become a Harem King, and he hated how it came naturally to his brother. "... and you don't even want a harem... you suck." Issei spat his tongue out at Naruto.

Naruto took it in stride.

"Nozomu and Chizuru refused to stop competing, and without asking me, they decided to share, and then they included her into that deal. Anyway, if I am being honest, I would have far prefered being married to just a single woman. Nozomu is demanding a baby already..." Naruto stopped talking with Issei's nose started to bleed a little. He rolled up a job application, and smacked Issei on the top of the head with it. "... bad pervert. Anyway, until we have the house situation sorted out, I'm making Nozomu take the pill... and let me tell you, it's a challenge to get her to take those." Naruto explained with a grimace.

He had to fight her, not actually fight with violence, to get her to take that pill everyday now that they were back home. Part of the deal they made, was that if she didn't get pregnant on their honeymoon, then she would wait until they had a real house.

"Hey, it's not my fault I've seen them naked!" Issei couldn't help it if he knew what Naruto's women looked like naked, and pictured it.

Nozomu walked into the room.

Nozomu was butt naked as she walked to the fridge, opened it, and grabbed the ice cream tub before she grabbed a spoon and started to walk away. Issei pointed to Nozomu, as if proving a point to Naruto, who didn't show much of a reaction.

"Nozomu, put some clothes-"

"No."

"Okay, point to you on that one Issei, and I wasn't angry you pictured them naked. Nozomu is your sister now, and incest is wrong. Blood or not doesn't matter, this is not Alabama." Naruto explained as he allowed Issei to have that point. He was against incest in all of it's forms, blood or not, incest was generally speaking wrong. He also couldn't exactly control Nozomu's need to be naked, since the girl was fine with being butt naked in public if she damn well felt like it. "Anyway, got anything you want to tell me?" Naruto asked Issei importantly.

Issei shrugged.

"Not really."

...

"Okay then Issei, but I'm here for you if you need me." Naruto explained as he finished filling out the last form, and he grabbed the newspaper and started to read it.

Nozomu had informed him of Issei's change to a different species.

Naruto didn't know what Issei was, since it was a smell that Nozomu didn't know by memory, and Naruto couldn't sense a person's species by their energy. Other than a couple of youkai, Naruto had successfully managed to keep his life normal like he wanted it to be. He was aware of the supernatural, but he really did try and keep himself out of anything involving it if at all possible. Issei's body was now producing extremely small amounts of dark energy, which meant he had changed into something different. Naruto didn't know what that different thing was, but it was similar to the whore that Issei hired.

"By the way Naruto, you've got to go see the Fatty Pig and sleep with her tonight. It's her turn." Nozomu peeked her head back into the room.

She was in the position to be managing his harem, and they had a system.

She got Naruto 5 days a week.
Chizuru got Naruto 2 days a week.
She got Naruto whenever she was in Japan, since she was only ever in Japan for a couple of days at a time a month. Considering that she lived in another country, and had a lot of her own responsibilities to take care of, they felt this was a fair thing to give her.

She, Nozomu, as the wife naturally got to spend the most time with Naruto.

"Aren't you suppose to love all of your girls equally?" Issei asked Naruto with a smirk.

Naruto raised an eyebrow.

"I love them all, but Nozomu is my wife. I chose Nozomu, Nozomu and Chizuru chose to share. There is not such thing as equal love in a harem. There will always be one girl that you grow more attached to than the others. One girl who you spend more time with naturally, who you connect to better. Loving Nozomu more, doesn't mean I love the others less." Naruto didn't want Issei, who wanted to become a harem king, to get the understanding that it was okay to have a harem so long as you loved them all equally.

Actually, that hurt the girls more.

The girls didn't want you to hold back your love, or try and forcefully treat them all like they are on the same level. It was extremely inconsiderate of their feelings of competition, they wanted to be loved more than the others. They did not want to be loved equally, they wanted to compete to see who could be loved the most of them all. By telling the girls you would love them all equally, you were just saying something horrible to them.

I'll make sure that I NEVER love any of you more than I love the others, nothing you do will EVER make me love you more than I do now.
I am forcing myself to spend the exact same amount of time with you as I spend with the other girls, my love for you is something I can calculate with math.

"That isn't how it goes in manga."

"This isn't a manga Issei. This isn't a manga, where a guy can molest a girl by tripping down the stairs, nose in her pussy and hands on her ass and or tits, while spreading her panties to the side... this isn't a manga where an alien appears in your bathtub."

...

"But Rito Yuki is an awesome harem protagonist-"

"Rito Yuki loves Lala and Haruna MORE than the rest of the girls, that is proof you can't love the girls equally. Anyway, I'm going to hurt you if I ever find out you molested somebody or stripped them naked against their will." Naruto explained with a sharp eye towards Issei. Them talking about the To Love-Ru series aside as far as manga went, Naruto didn't want Issei to do the same things as Rito.

Constantly molesting the girls, stripping them, or putting them into situations where they were molested by weird creatures... and the girls still somehow coming to love him.

"... You're a Harem King, isn't it-"

"Don't call me a Harem King, that sounds really wrong to me. I'm Nozomu's husband, we're in an equal relationship of husband and wife. I'm not her King, I'm her partner." Naruto flicked Issei's forehead for that one.

Issei flicked Naruto back.

-10 Minutes Later-

"Naruto, please stop torturing your brother." Miki Hyoudou stated as she walked into the kitchen, to see Naruto pushing Issei's head into the sink, drowning him in the dirty water. Naruto was holding Issei by the belt, to prevent him from fighting back as he was pulled out of the water to breath, only to push him back in. "... You could be using this time to... oh... you're applying for jobs already?" Miki asked as she looked at the applications.

She would miss his company during the day.

"He flicked me." Naruto explained the situation soundly.

This was the natural progression of being flicked.

"You're drowning me!"

"I like to say I'm toughening you up." Naruto grinned as he let Issei stand up on his own. "Anyway, don't you have to go to school now... you go to Kuoh Academy right... the school that recently turned Co-ed?" Naruto questioned Issei, as he looked at his job applications with a curious glance. Issei blinked, since this was the first time in awhile that Naruto had taken an active interest in his school life.

Usually, Naruto was content to allow him to do what he wanted to do.

'And here I thought Devils were suppose to have bodies like super atheletes... Buchou stated I would be stronger than my brother now... yet Naruto still treated me like a little kid just now.' Issei thought as he started to head out of the door.

Naruto was suppose to be his normal, human, big brother.

"So, when am I expecting my first granddaughter?" Miki asked as she nudged Naruto.

"... when I move out?" Naruto guessed, since that was about how long he was going to be able to keep Nozomu on the pill.

What was with all of the women in his life wanting him to get some girl pregnant.

Nozomu wanted babies.
Miki wanted grandchildren.
Chizuru wanted babies.
She wanted babies.

It took a man and a woman to make a baby, and it was a very important choice to make, not a choice that should be made lightly he wanted to point out.

Having a baby was a mother and father's choice.

He was HALF of that choice!

Anyway, he needed to find a job soon so that he could give Nozomu the baby that she wanted to have.

...

What? He wanted a baby too.

Chapter End!
This chapter is to help remind me of where I wanted the plot of the story to go, it will be a few months before I dedicate more of my time to this story. I've got to rewrite my story notes for the story.
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