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Blinding lights, intense fire and falling rubble greeted the current Hokage of Konoha. Sarutobi Hiruzen coughed heavily as he took in the sight before him. The beautiful hidden village was seemingly under siege. Shinobi and civilians ran around with no clear order, all they were focused on was survival. As Hokage, he should be the one to instruct his people in moments like this. There was only one problem.

He's never seen anything like this in his long life.

A massive floating device was hovering over his village. Individuals of all shapes and sizes floated, yes floated, next to the strange looking unidentifiable object. Hiruzen's never seen anyone besides Ōnoki, the Third Tsuchikage, preform a feat such as this. These men and creatures were levitating as if it were second nature.

5 years. It's been 5 years since the Kyuubi attack on the village. They weren't ready for something of this scale. Especially against forces that supposedly transcended reality.

Hiruzen wasted no time in throwing his Hokage robes off to reveal his iconic battle armor. Crouching in his unique fighting stance, he took in his environment once more. The old Hokage's fist tightened when he took in the sheer size of these invaders. The Will of Fire was strong with his village but...

Could they survive an onslaught such as this with mere ideologies alone?

Hiruzen's detected a presence behind him and felt a small amount of relief when he noticed two familiar ANBU members touch down. Two masks were removed in the frenzy, revealing two of the villages best shinobi.

"Kakashi. Tenzo. Do we have any intel on the situation?" Hiruzen kept weary eyes on the invading force who still hovered above them. The only damage and casualties so far was caused by the extremely bright balls of power that hit many homes and locations throughout Konoha.

"Hokage-sama, they appeared above us in a flash. We've never seen anything like it." Kakashi Hatake was the first to speak up, traces of worry were distinguishable in that tone.

"Our best sensors cannot feel any chakra coming from them Hokage-sama. They would be completely hidden to us if it weren't for that... thing." Tenzo assessed the situation and Hiruzen resisted a scowl. This was bad. No intel, a panicking village and these people had no chakra signature?!

"Danzō. Where's Danzō?" Hiruzen demanded an answer from his two ANBU. The body language he picked up from both of them spoke volumes. They didn't know. "Damn it all..." He could use all the help he could get right now and despite his clashes with Danzō, he trusted the man to protect Konoha.

Whatever order or question died in the Hokage's throat when he noticed a large shadow. A shadow that made the blazing sunlight struggle to cover its form. Turning with massive amounts of caution, Hiruzen was stunned.

The creature was tall. Extremely so. His student, Jiraiya, was among one of the tallest in the village and he couldn't even hold a candle to this things stature. That's not even mentioning the rippling muscles that covered its body. The sun reflected off the purple body and dome like head piece of the creature, which Hiruzen compared to a demon due to the horn protrusions on either side. The long tail appendage dragging behind the thing certainly helped solidify the demon image. Although the indigo cape and armor showed the creature cared somewhat for modesty.

The familiar chirping of Kakashi's well known technique rang throughout the tense silence. Hiruzen felt the ground shift, signaling that Tenzo was also ready to make a move. The Hokage himself was already a second away from using his summoning, the Monkey King Enma. Right as they were about to make their move, the creature spoke, much to their combined shock.

"Greetings! It seems this cesspool of a planet actually holds some interesting individuals. My oh my, it's not everyday we invade a world such as yours. Where are my manners though... you may address me as King Cold." The creature voice was decidedly male and Hiruzen's mouth hung open at the almost polite/aristocratic way of speaking.

"... Why have you attacked my village? As the Hokage of Konohagakure, I cannot allow this to go unpunished." Hiruzen cut to the chase, he wasn't here to make sense of this man/thing. The village came first. As always.

The titanic man waved a hand in a show of uncaring. "Oh please, this is hardly an attack. My little princess has quite a temper at times and she didn't enjoy my insistence on leaving the ship." King Cold's red eyes held evil intentions, Hiruzen couldn't discern for what purpose though.

'Ship... world... invade... princess.' Were these people extraterrestrials? Hiruzen has only heard of "aliens" mentioned in children's fiction books or old tall tales.

"Now enough about me. Please, do tell me about yourselves. The silver haired man looks ready to kill me at any second, what an exciting prospect!" King Cold jovially told the group of men. The yells of panic and shinobi's giving orders faintly hit Hiruzen's ears.

"We won't be telling you anything King Cold. Instead we will be showing you why Konoha is the strongest of all nations." Hiruzen needed to protect the village, it was his duty. Kakashi and Tenzo stepped besides him, but this time even more presences dropped alongside the two captains. Squads of ANBU were circling around the creature.

King Cold let his eyes roam over every person in sight. A small smile came to his demonic features when he felt the anger brewing in the area. They really didn't enjoy what little Frieza managed to do to their home.

It didn't take long for a masked man to attempt to attack him with a small knife. As it shattered into a million pieces against King Cold's skin, he idly wondered what his daughter was doing.

'Maybe she's having a fight of her own. That's the whole goal after all... experience!'

A sickening crunch was heard as King Cold struck a huge hand at the face of the ANBU who tried to use another pathetic knife.

Hiruzen grimaced at the sight of the still ANBU, there was a high chance the man was dead. King Cold didn't even appear to move with that attack. Biting his thumb and performing seals at breakneck speeds, Enma was summoned in a flash.

With that, Hiruzen led the charge to take out the invader of his village. All the while, a special galactic army waited above their heads.

The galaxies youngest tyrant strolled through the village of panicking bystanders with glee in her step. 5 year old Frieza was the only daughter of the Cold family, and she was learning to be as cruel as the rest of her lineage. Those small Ki Blasts from before were able to hit who knows how many pathetic creatures of this planet. They should fear her!

Puffing out her chest, she continued on her journey through the village. Her form was vastly different from King Cold. She was in her aptly titled 'First Form'. She was... very tiny. Compared to her father, she'd barley come up to his kneecaps and that already annoyed her. Clad in the same armor as her father, bearing the insignia of their forces, it fit her somewhat androgynous body snugly. Although her facial features were certainly more effeminate, which when paired with her voice, allowed the most intelligent to correctly identify her as a female. Those who identified her wrongly... well... a Death Beam through the heart was a fast way to go she supposed.

'Father did say I would grow in all forms eventually...' A small scowl came to the future empresses face, showing her impatience. Red eyes narrowed at the thoughts. She knew her race was predominantly "males" but she was an oddity. In both body and power.

Her body stopped in front of a small gated area in a considerably quiet part of the village. Quiet as in the screams of panic were drowned out somewhat. Her already threatening eyes scanned over the area, looking for any fools around to entertain herself with.

The sound of something rubber hitting concrete caught her attention. Tilting her horned head at the sound, she saw another one of these creatures. This creature was about the same height as her current form. Bright hair and funny clothing. An orange shirt and blue shorts, completely different from her armor. She steeled her gaze at the boy, why was he not running? Why wasn't he panicking like the rest of these scum? He was standing there, bouncing a ball against the ground and humming to himself. Observing him for another second, Frieza watched the ball escape his grasp and he pouted as the blue rubber ball rolled away.

As if twisted fate would have it, the entertainment for the blond boy made contact with her leg. Her tail twitched at the feeling against her bare skin. Frieza tensed her body, expecting the creature to rush her down and try to attack. She welcomed it, she'd show him why she was to be feared.

He did run. With his head down, for some reason, and stopped right in front of her. Frieza watched him with fascination now, was he going to finally make a move? She felt the usual buildup of her energy.

"H-Hello. C... Can I have my ball please?" Shockingly blue eyes and strange markings on his cheeks met her red eyes. Out of all actions she expected this was not one of them. People didn't ask her for things. She was a future empress. You don't ask empresses for anything. She raised her right foot, which strangely only had three odd looking toes, and let it rest on the ball.

"Oh? Why should I give a creature like you this ball? Maybe I want it." Frieza decided to goad him into getting angry or possibly attacking. She was intelligent for her age as her clan typically developed fast and her father made sure to teach her the best ways to intimidate others. The boy played with his fingers for a second before looking her form over.

5 year old Naruto Uzumaki was having a good day. Especially since he found that ball left behind in the woods. He's never had any toys before, so it meant a lot to him. Then he moved to the park, where he knew other children would be, in an attempt to play a game. He's seen some of the older kids throw the ball around and he wanted to do that too. Unfortunately, all the kids ignored him, or their parents pulled them away. He sat in the abandoned park and listened to the silence of the village before the screaming began.

The gigantic circle flying thing as he identified it, appeared in the sky and people were flying around it. Naruto was mesmerized by the cool sight. For unknown reasons, he blocked out the panic and shouts of villagers and shinobi alike. As he watched the men just fly for a while, he got bored like any other child and began playing with the ball again. That led him to his current actions.

Childlike wonder fit his face perfectly as he looked over Frieza. He was in awe at how different she was. The horns, body and even a tail! He's never seen someone with a tail. Or horns. Or a body like that. But it didn't matter, he thought she looked...

"Awesome..." Naruto's whisker marked cheeks spread when he smiled widely. Frieza blinked a couple times at his reaction.

'Awesome? What is awesome?' She searched her memory for a definition of that word but came up with nothing. Her tail swayed behind her as she pondered what to do with this oddity.

Naruto noticed the cool looking person go silent. His childish impatience was getting the best of him as he fidgeted in place. Then, as if he were struck by lightning, he perked up.

"Do you want to p-play?" He stuttered when he noticed the red eyes narrow dangerously.

Frieza knew what 'playing' was. Her father would usually send members of their army into the training grounds in an effort for her to 'play'. It's safe to say those members never returned alive. Was this creature asking to... train with her?

"Very well. We shall play. I'll even let you have the first move." Frieza's face took on a cocky smirk, knowing that he had no chance of harming her. She'll entertain him for the time being.

Naruto's grin momentarily blinded her. Such an expression on his face was not something Frieza was prepared for. She believed that was called smiling.

"Okay!" Naruto reached for the ball that she unconsciously relaxed from her foots hold. Holding it in his hands, he threw it towards her with a happy yell. "Catch it!" Frieza tensed as the ball made contact with her armor.

'Was that an attack? What pitiful strength...' She looked up from the rubber ball and searched Naruto's face for an answer for that action. She found nothing but another smile.

"You can throw it back. I think that's what you do!" Naruto's instruction made her eyes narrow again. This... was nothing like the playing she's done before. Frieza couldn't deny a small part of her was curious as to the customs of this world. It wasn't often that she interacted with the inhabitants before their world was forced under the Cold army or destroyed.

Bending to grab the ball, Frieza considered what to do. She could throw it back at the creature, using her full power in her first form, but where was the fun in that? She never went all out. Deciding to match his low power, she gingerly tossed the ball into his waiting arms.

Naruto, who was not used to catching anything at all, fumbled the ball in his grip. Frieza watched on with confusion. Why would he want to play if he can't even grip the object?

After he dropped the ball onto the ground, Naruto felt tears come to his eyes. He couldn't even catch a ball! Nobody would ever want to play with him if he can't do something as easy as that.

Frieza watched his blue eyes gain moisture and she was familiar with this as well. Crying? She vaguely remembers it was something individuals did when pleading for their lives. Was he pleading to be spared?

"I'm... I'm sorry. If you don't want to play... I'm not good at this." Naruto's whisper was picked up by her enhanced hearing and Frieza's curiosity grew higher. This was new territory for the future empress.

The Cold family is not full of sympathetic individuals. King Cold was not one to teach his children about the softer side of feelings. However, Frieza is still young. 5 years old and her soul wasn't fully darkened by unyielding malice.

If it weren't for King Cold's venture out into the unknown areas of their universe on a mere whim, Frieza would never have come into contact with the one creature who would make her feel something besides hatred.

"Why are you crying?" The question involuntarily came out of her mouth.

Naruto's tearful eyes sought out her face. Wiping at the water clouding his vision, he sniffled. "Nobody plays with me. You said yes. I can't catch the ball. I can't run fast to play tag too! You'd never want to be my friend..."

Frieza searched her brain once more. The last word. Friend. She understood the title of 'father' and 'brother', but friend? Nobody's ever uttered that in her direction. This creature wanted to be her... friend?

"Creature. What is your name? I assume you have one. Also, what are you?" Frieza couldn't keep addressing him that way, it was becoming a hassle for her.

"H-Huh? I'm Naruto. Naruto Uzumaki. Um... I am me?" Naruto tilted his head at her now. "Can I know your name?"

Frieza assumed he didn't know of his races true name, that wasn't an issue. A name was all she needed. Naruto Uzumaki. Playing it over in her head, it was a strange name. She would bless him with her name though, and as she is a fan of dramatics, she'll do her usual spiel.

Taking a stance, with her arms spread at her sides and palms outwards. Frieza placed one leg behind her and leaned forward slightly. "I am Frieza! Future empress of the universe. Currently, I am the heir of the Cold army. You may bow to my glory hohohoho!" Her laugh came out rather childishly and Naruto was wide eyed at her.

"Woah... that's so cool! I'm Naruto Uzumaki! Future... um... I don't know!" He tried mimicking her pose. An act that would be punishable by death, if she didn't end up laughing soon after. When he tried to place one leg behind his other, he tripped somehow. Her lips twitched upwards.

Rubbing his sore face, considering it made contact with the ground, he saw the smile coming to Frieza's face. He started to laugh at his own situation.

Frieza heard the carefree noise and felt her own laughter rise. She joined him for no discernible reason other than genuine amusement.

'I'm laughing? Nobody makes me laugh... but myself! What is this creature, this Naruto Uzumaki?'

"Hey Hey! Frieza! Do you want to play tag?" Naruto jumped to his feet and shot her his happiest grin. Did he finally make a friend? He hoped so.

"Tag?" She loosened her empress stance and asked him quizzically.

"Yeah! I touch you and you're 'it'! Then you try to get me back." He explained it to the best of his ability and Frieza couldn't deny her curiosity for the third time today.

"I shall be 'it' first then. My goal is to touch you correct?" She felt the muscles in her legs twitch for the upcoming physical activity.

"Mhm! That's how you play tag... I think hehe!" Naruto started to back up and Frieza studied his happy features. "Go! Bye Frieza!" He started sprinting into the small forest that sat behind the park.

Frieza let him get a small head start before sprinting after him. She would limit herself, knowing Naruto would not be able to keep up with her.

An hour would pass. The unlikely duo of Frieza and Naruto would go back and forth tagging each other. She easily caught Naruto when he appeared in her sight, but when he decided to hide in the foliage or under a lone fallen log, she struggled slightly. Naruto only tagged her by pure luck.

As Frieza listened closely for any signs of movement in the forest, she came to the realization that she forgot about everything else in this moment. They were invading this world... and here she was, playing a game of sorts with a inhabitant. Should she kill him? End his suffering before the Cold army sold this planet to the highest bidder. Or before they were all turned into mere workers.

"Bet ya can't catch me Frieza!" Naruto's childlike laughter hit her ears and her cold heart began to beat a little faster.

Frieza huffed, trying to sense his energy through the trees. She couldn't. The boy was like a ghost.

A speck of blond invaded her squinted eyes and she used a bit more of her true speed. Kicking off the ground, she collided with the boy and knocked him onto the ground along with her.

'Sometimes I don't know my own speed...' She rubbed at her own eyes before realizing the position. Naruto was under her with a dazed expression, her own tail was coiled around his leg. Frieza, never having been this close to someone without killing them, waited for him to make the first move.

"Ow Ow Ow! Frieza... you're so fast! That's sooo cool! It was like woosh and bam! And I fell! Woah!" Naruto started rambling about her feat of speed and Frieza felt a odd warmth in her face. Was the weather of this planet affecting her body?

"Frieza? Are you staying in Konoha? I don't have friends, but you played with me! Are we friends? Can we be friends?"

Frieza wasn't ready for the rapid fire questions but the word friend came up again. Father, brother, family... she didn't care too much for those. Why did the word 'friend' coming from Naruto ignite something inside her?

Due to her curiosity invoked by Naruto, Frieza made a decision. A decision that would change her future as evil empress of the known universe.

"Naruto. Tell me, would you like to join me in the Cold army?"

Naruto hummed thoughtfully. He didn't have the slightest clue what the Cold army was but she said, 'join me'. Which meant they could be friends. Pretending to think it over, he had to ask something in return.

"I'll join if we are friends!"

Frieza accepted only a few seconds later.

The child of prophecy would be removed from his home world and the shinobi nations would be ruled by the grip of a new set of rulers.

The mightiest tailed beast stirred deep inside the seal inscribed on Naruto's navel. The Kyuubi was unable to directly see what events were transpiring outside, due to the strength of the Fūinjutsu but one thing was certain. The accompanied feeling of dread took hold of Kurama. Change was coming, and the bijuu wasn't sure if it's host was the catalyst.

Sarutobi Hiruzen fell to one knee in front of the imposing King Cold. Bodies laid around the surrounding area and the Hokage wasn't sure how many were breathing. This creature moved and fought like nothing Sarutobi's ever seen.

Flight, high speed movement, superhuman strength and it was all performed with a smile on his demonic face.

"My, that was embarrassing. I can't say I expected much considering the placement of this planet. The edge of the universe wouldn't hold beings with supreme power levels, but really this was all the 'leader' had in him? Disappointing." King Cold still spoke with such a dignified tone, even as his opponents groveled at his feet.

Hiruzen felt his vision darken, the crushing blows King Cold hit him with were taking a toll on his aged body. The strange sound of unique footsteps helped him cling to consciousness.

King Cold's head shot up when he realized who was finally joining him.

"My little princess, have you had your fill of... fun...?" The father of the Cold family was confused at the creature standing beside his daughter. Frieza's tail was wrapped around his arm and the boy was poking it with a small laugh.

The Third Hokage felt his stomach drop when he noticed Naruto in the grip of these creatures. No... this can't be happening. They wouldn't kill a child mercilessly would they?

"Father, this is my... friend. He is Naruto Uzumaki, a creature of this planet and he's coming with us."

The Hokage's gasp was caught in his throat. Friend? What? What did Naruto do? He was leaving with these creatures?

"Woah! He's hugeeee! This is your dad?! Frieza, will you be that tall? You'd look even cooler!" Naruto's praise made Frieza feel that strange warmth building again.

"P-Perhaps! My power level is quite high so I can outgrow any of my race." She wanted to show off in front of the creature who caught her interest.

Naruto's eyes sparkled. His new friend was amazing. She was way better than those mean kids at the park.

King Cold watched with a strained smile. This was certainly new. Frieza never took a prisoner before, not even for her own amusement. She preferred execution as her method. She called him 'friend' which wasn't a word the leader of the Cold clan was too familiar with.

"If that is what you want my daughter I can't object." He didn't mention that his daughters power far surpassed his own, much to his hidden ire. "You will be responsible for getting him acclimated to the army then."

Frieza nodded her strange head and pulled the whiskered child closer to her.

Sarutobi didn't have the strength to stay awake or yell out. The last thing he saw, the last time he'd see the legacy of the fourth, was when he was yelling happily as the smaller creature lifted him into the air.

Frieza held Naruto in her arms with a certain measure of embarrassment. Her tail twitched due to her emotion. The boys excited shouts at flying were making it hard for her to keep a smile down.

The soldiers surrounding their ship waited patiently for the next command from their leaders. Frieza's eyes glinted evilly, a sight that Naruto didn't pick up on.

"Subjugate the inhabitants. We will use this planet for resources and labor. See to it at once." Her young age didn't matter, the soldiers obeyed without question.

King Cold watched with slight pride at his daughters commanding the troops.

"Wow! They listen to you! Frieza you're super duper strong then?! Show me! Show me!"

The father of Frieza has never seen his daughters face flush that particular color in the five years that she's been alive.

A/N - If you read this and said 'Why?', I'll raise you a question. Why not? If people can make Kurama a girl, a chakra beast, why not the emperor of evil.

This is another idea that I had since my friends were talking about dbz one night. One mentioned he thought Frieza was a girl when he was younger, and I was like "Huh. Interesting."

Who knows where I'll go with this story, it's gonna be wacky. Which makes sense. That's pretty much all the stories I write.