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"Kurama... I am not happy right now." A small, young male, voice spoke with clear irritation. This voice belonged to a young man, who was visibly not happy. He was small, only appearing to be possibly 2 or 3 years old. He had sunny blond hair that spiked up in all directions, something that would make somebody think of the sun while looking at his hair. He had sky blue eyes, but they were narrowed and twitching at the moment. He had tanned peach skin, and his body, while young, was toned to a strange degree for his age.

His face was rounded, and he had three whisker marks on each cheek.

He also had his right arm wrapped up in bandages, with his other cloths hanging off his body.

"I am not happy either Naruto." The being named Kurama spoke, and Naruto was sitting on top of Kurama's head. Kurama was a large fox-like being, with a humanoid torso and human-like hands. His fur was bright orange colored, and he had long ears pointed up. He was about 8 or 9 times the height of a normal human, and he had nine long tails going behind him. His glowing red eyes burned witn irritation, and they were surrounded by black rings that led up into his ears.

"I fully blame you for this... you messed me up." Naruto spoke with his annoyance clear.

"I regret this more than you." Kurama said with his face showing that he realized this was his fault. Naruto had been attempting to recreate the Hiraishin, since all of the details on it had been lost, he had been using a Kunai he had gotten during the war to redo it. He was a genius with seals, and Kurama knew this from experience when Naruto resealed his other half inside of himself so that they could become one person again.

Kurama had been trying to help Naruto figure it out, and had suggested that Naruto do something.

That something had broken the barrier between Space and Time itself.

So, 18 year old Naruto Uzumaki and over 1,000 year old Kurama had been flung into a sealed dimension that was cut off from their natural dimension. That dimension was so distant, that they didn't even know when or where they were. Kurama, sealed inside of Naruto, had actually be affected by the same thing that happened to Naruto.

Naruto had been forcefully turned from an 18 year old, and shrunken down to how he was when he was 2 years old... with a few changes, like his bandaged up arm.

Kurama had been turned back to how he was when he was also two years old, barely bigger than a small building.

That was the only real change though. Both of their chakras stayed the same potency and size, but their bodies were unable to use those abilities to their maximum potency now.

Naruto's body was too small to properly use Kurama's power, and even some of his other abilities were locked away from him now that he had been shrunk down by such a large degree. Their chakra abilities, Jutsu and Chakra Control, had stayed much the same, but they couldn't use their more powerful abilities that took greater strength to use.

"No, I am pretty sure I regret it more..." Naruto stated to Kurama as he allowed himself to slip back into the real world. His clothes were beaten and ruined, since it was raining at the moment, and he was sitting at the edge of a street nearby a small store. Naruto's stomach was growling, which was making him more irritable than he already was.

He had just killed 4 stray dogs that had tried to eat him, and their meat was tainted with rabies so he couldn't cook them up and eat them in return.

"Trust me, this is my bad... I shouldn't have asked you to change the seal... and now we don't even have the kunai to retrace our steps... sorry for ruining your dreams." Kurama spoke, knowing just how much Naruto had lost because of what he did. Naruto sighed in annoyance, and he accepted the apology.

"I know... and I don't hate you for this. Starting a new life is going to be tough though, without the formula I can't even begin to recreate it... and how many dimensions did we pass through to get here?" Naruto asked Kurama, the one who had actually been paying attention to that little fact.

"I lost count after several thousand... Damnit." Kurama said with even more anger at the situation that the pure hearted Naruto. He had caused his only friends dream to end, before it could really start. Naruto wouldn't hate him for it, Naruto could rarely ever find it in himself to hate others, but he hated himself for what he had done.

It was like he had betrayed Naruto, even though it was by accident.

'New world, no Sage Mode... no Tailed Beast Mode... no Tailed Beast Sage Mode... damnit, my body won't be big enough for my full power until I'm 18 again.' Naruto thought with annoyance.

His blinked in surprise when somebody placed their hands underneath his arms and lifted him up.

"What is your name little guy?" A man asked, with what Naruto would assume was his wife next him. The man was young, maybe in his early or mid twenties. He wasn't the best looking of guys around, but he wasn't bad looking either. He was kind of lanky, possibly around 5'8" to 5'9" in height... the average Japanese man's height. He had short brown hair that spiked out to the left side, and super short bangs. He had brown eyes, and wore glasses. He was casually dressed with a blue shirt and pants.

His wife behind him was holding an umbrella, and she was visibly pregnant, like she could give birth anyday now. She had darker hair than her husband, and had her long brown hair pulled back into a low ponytail. She was slim in everywhere else but her belly, and was averagely endowed. She had fair skin, and kind hazel eyes, like the kind brown eyes her husband had.

"Uzumaki Naruto, put me down." Naruto said to the man clearly, surprising them at how well he could speak. His words came out a little rough, thanks to the fact his mouth and throat were smaller again so his voice was more pitched.

The man did put him down.

"So, where do you live Naruto-chan?" The wife spoke kindly, and Naruto twitched.

"I have no home, and no parents." Naruto spoke even more clearly, and the two seemed taken aback by that answer. He could tell they thought he was some kind of lost child, but he was not... a child. He was lost though, so he was a lost little person, not a lost child.

"Honey, we need to take him to the police station... see if they can find out where he belongs." The man said to his wife, hopefully low enough so that he could avoid Naruto hearing his words.

"Sure, but they will tell you what I told you." Naruto informed them neutrally, and he even got up so that he could walk with them towards the police station.

"... You are going to the Adoption Office right now and getting paperwork, all of the stuff you need to get." The woman stated clearly to husband, because she was not having a child like Naruto go from the streets to an orphanage. Boys like Naruto never got adopted, because nobody wanted a son that came from the streets. She could see him being taken straight to the orphanage from the police station, dropped off, and then forgotten by everyone.

He had blond haired and blue eyes, and he looked so... American in a way. His only Japanese trait was the way that he talked to them, and how fluent he was in the language... and his name.

People would want to adopt people who looked Japanese, not somebody who looked foreign.

It was sad, but that was how it worked.

"In the morning?" The man asked as he looked at her stomach. They were about 5 minutes from their house, and here was a LOT of paperwork that would need to be filled out. It was worse that the orphanage was about 30 minutes away from them, so it would be more of a hassle to do it her way.

"Issei needs a brother, because if he is anything like you when he gets bigger... he is going to be a big pervert." The woman told him, and Naruto raised an eyebrow. So the unborn child's name was Issei, good to know... and the man was a pervert. Naruto was always surrounded by perverts, for most of his life he was forced to deal with perverts. This was no surprise to him that he was found by perverts.

"Hey, you are a pervert too... just not a big one." The man reminded his wife, and Naruto rolled his eyes.

Okay, so he was found by TWO perverts.

"Sheesh, these two are oblivious. They haven't even noticed the dead dogs behind you, or maybe they are chosing not to see." Kurama noted to Naruto, who mentally nodded to the fox. It was so obvious that there were dead dogs behind him, but the couple were more concerned about Naruto than the dogs.

'Looks like the baby has something in his soul though.' Naruto thought to himself. He could sense something Dragon-like inside of the soul of the unborn baby. The kid was special, Naruto would give him that... but it was strange at the same time. The power was not properly sealed, but the power didn't harbor any foul feelings towards it's holder.

"The kid is like a Jinchuriki, instead his 'Tailed Beast' doesn't want to escape or kill him... it seems to favor helping. Lucky kid, he is like you... but he has it better." Kurama stated to Naruto, and he could feel a light amount of jealousy from Naruto. Kurama had been trying to break free of Naruto for 16 years of his life, and between them they had constant struggles for control. They took each other's strength, or hendered each other.

It was only on the 17th year that they became true friends.

"Hey, you are the pervert, I am normal." The wife explained to him, before they both realized that Naruto was staring at them... at the pregnant bulge in her form.

"Lets take him home, and get him bathed and fed first." The husband said, and he went to pick Naruto up, and Naruto didn't bother stopping him. He was hungry, and if they tried anything he could always kick their asses. He did keep a small amount of physical strength, which was several times greater than a normal humans strength even at his age.

He could jump to the top of the nearest building without straining his body.

"Looks like you are getting that family you've always wanted... sorry." Kurama said when he realized that he had been the cause of Naruto losing his original family, and the family he had made for himself over the years. Yeah, he had really messed up big time, and he was in no position to pretend that he didn't do anything wrong. He knew he fucked up, but Naruto was too forgiving for his own good.

'No harm, you think that this will break me... fuck no, I'll get over this eventually.' Naruto spoke to Kurama only. There was no reason for him to be some angst filled teen. He had been through too much in life to let something like this break him.

He was saddened by his loss, but at the same time he looked to the future.

He could only wonder what the future held.

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