Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, I think it belongs to Kishimoto; I don't own Monster Musume no Iru Nichijou either, and that belongs to Okayado (As does 12beast, which won't see any content here, but may in a later fic. Check it out, it just begs for a ninja related crossover.)

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Okay, here is the first chapter of Incubus Among Monster Girls. I couldn't really think of a better name, though thankfully this one isn't just a hash of the names like Naruablo (Now Hell Holder). Suggestions are welcome. Now, my plan is to get the first four chapters up fairly quickly, so I should start tearing through them fairly quickly. To help that along, I shall write them all up, and then post them; from there, I'll get Incubus in Youkai Academy and this one up to chapter 10 before continuing with Konoha no Incubus. As stated before, it will/should be easier with these two because I have their respective manga to use as a reference. And don't worry, for the most part that's all it will be, reference. It will follow canon, but as Naruto, especially Incubus!Naruto is vastly different than Kurusu Kimihito, so too will his interactions and reactions be different.

Here we go, please enjoy, I hope to live up to the word count I've been giving so far starting from Konoho no Incubus, and following the trend into Incubus in Youkai Academy. Here's to continuing the trend of long chapters!

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Paperwork; it just had to be paperwork.

"Groan… Why do I have to do this again?"

"Because if you don't, you'll create an anomaly in the system putting you under both human and extraspecies law, meaning you would fall under the rules and restrictions of both. You wouldn't be able to harm either race, you wouldn't be able to leave your house now that we're aware of you, due to not having a host family to go out with you, and a whole list of other issues."

Grumbling and continuing to sign paperwork using both hands and his tail to expedite the process, Uzumaki Naruto sat across from a woman wearing a black dress suit with a skirt and stockings instead of pants, with high heels instead of regular shoes. Her sunglasses were the only thing protecting her from his gaze; otherwise he would have ruthlessly seduced her into doing this paperwork for him.

He hated paperwork.

After a couple hours, he finally finished the paperwork and slid the huge pile of it over to the woman, Ms. Smith. She had become his pseudo coordinator after the sect of the government taking part in the Cultural Exchange Between Species Bill had figured out whom, or more specifically, what he was.

"Well then mister Incubus, everything looks in order. You don't have to hide what you are anymore, and you are now registered. Several laws set down by the extraspecies bill won't affect you, however due to this we may use you to test things we wish to change within the bill. You are free to interact with both humans and extraspecies, and that includes anything that may include harming either. Take note however, illegal is still illegal; if you kill someone, you will still be persecuted, whether it was human or extraspecies. Just because you are allowed, please do not take anything to excess."

Giving a small nod, Naruto sighed and leaned back in the large comfortable chair in his living room; Ms. Smith was seated on the couch. "So when will I receive the I.D. telling people that I have 'special rights' as it were? I know no one will just take my word for it when they see me walk out of my house with all my features. I've been living here for months, and in that time I've gotten somewhat used to hiding them when I go outside; no one besides you and the agency even know what I am."

Smith gave a small smirk, adjusting her sunglasses on her nose, the blond across from her mimicking the action with his own glasses. "That will be taken care of promptly, within the next few days; however until then I must personally ask that you don't pick any fights with a human till your special status can be made clear. Right now everyone will see you as purely extraspecies, and while we have managed to confirm that you are at least half human; being that no other species can so completely hide what they are, no one else will be able to tell the difference."

Naruto nodded and rubbed his temples, before giving a small grin, "Does that mean I can start taking extraspecies ladies to my bed? I have found myself unable to since I got here, though for a while that was because they were still hidden from the world; they aren't hidden now, and the laws have so far prevented me from doing so. Will that change now with my 'special status'?"

Rolling her eyes at the air quotes the blond used, Smith gave a small, if unsure, nod of her head; "That should be possible, yes. That is one of the particulars of the bill that doesn't affect you now that we're aware of you. We ask that you please don't go flaunting anything, but as long as you are in your home… or otherwise hidden, you are free to do as you please in that regard. There is one stipulation however; we don't want to believe you would do anything bad, but all partners must be completely willing. If they say no, take it to mean no unless they tell you otherwise."

He managed to keep the full spectrum of disgust he felt at the insinuation off his face, but he still gave the woman a disgruntled look. "I am a human who became an Incubus, yes; just because I sustain myself somewhat through sex does not make me a rapist. The penalty for that where I come from, should the culprit be found, is usually death. I am upset that I can't mete out my peoples penalty for rape here in this place, but I assure you I will never partake in that act myself."

He carefully left out that he was a ninja, and a damned good one, and therefore no one would ever know it was him if he did find someone guilty of rape and decide to punish them. Ninja were spotty on that subject at best, and prisoners weren't protected from it, but he liked to think that he wasn't the only one from his world who detested the act enough to kill over it.

"I'm glad to hear that Mr. Uzumaki, now, you will be participating in the Interspecies Homestay Program to help people understand how we see you. You will meet your new guest tomorrow; while not absolutely needed, I do ask that you at least wait a while before seducing her. Your guest will be female, and of age, but do try to let her settle in before coming on to her."

Naruto gave a small grin, tail swishing about behind him, "Aaaaand what if she comes on to me~?"

Smith gave him a small glare over her shades, "That is a very different matter, but you just make sure that's how it starts, or I'll be very disappointed. Anyway, that's all for now, at least in regards to that; I have one more thing to tell you, being that for the foreseeable future, you will be working with my special ops unit, M.O.N."

Raising an eyebrow, Naruto gave a little shrug, though he didn't miss the grin that played over the woman's face afterwards. "My unit is all female, and we are tasked with dealing with incidents and other tasks pertaining to extra-species people. You will be integral because you will be allowed to deal with any human elements that pop up in our work."

Eyebrow twitching, he decided not to remind Smith that such a thing was supposed to be her job. He would get even; oh he definitely would, just as soon as she took off those thrice damned sunglasses!

"Well, as long as they're willing and it doesn't cut into the work, would you mind if I… 'Fraternized' with my new coworkers?"

Sighing, Smith looked him over for a bit, before shrugging; "Well, they're all adults, despite how a couple may look. As long as they're willing, I guess I can find no issues with it, as long as it also doesn't interfere with work."

Grinning wide, Naruto let his eyes glow as he looked at the woman on his couch almost predatorily, "Oh, that won't be a problem at all Ms. Smith, not at all~."

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Grumbling as he watched workers renovate his house, Naruto crossed his arms and lashed his tail about before turning and nonchalantly leaving his house to get his mail. They had come suspiciously close to the time he usually got up to train; he hadn't even been able to enter his resort before they'd rung his doorbell.

From four in the morning to the current time of nine thirty, the team of workers had remodeled his house in what had to be record time. He wasn't pleased with their presence initially, but after seeing how fast they worked, and the quality of it, he made a note to send the company a recommendation for future projects.

If only he could get them to add some stuff to his resort without revealing the presence of honest to kami magic to them…

Standing next to his mail box and sifting through his mail as the workers all left, he ignored the looks some people were giving him as he used his tail as a letter opener, his top right wing moving to block the morning sun from his eyes, giving him a bit of shade to read his mail with.

Most of it was bills, but one was a congratulatory letter from the government on his new status, also letting him know that he would be the tester for any amendments they wished to make with the extraspecies bills. Another was his new I.D and yet another was a voucher to pick up his M.O.N uniform, badge and equipment, which he apparently had to do within the next few days.

Apparently it would be his job to bring his guest up to speed enough that she at least wouldn't interfere with his work. Those bastards knew he had some kind of formal training somehow…

Shrugging, he pocketed his mail in his jacket for later, and simply leaned on the wall dividing his house from his neighbors own. Speaking of, the young man who lived next door to him was also getting his mail; though he was obviously trying not to, the boy was also staring at his 'new' features.

This was Kurusu Kimihito, his neighbor for the last several months since he came to this crazy world; he was a nice guy, though a little digging revealed a positively hilarious childhood, particularly around middle school.

"So… you're some kind of extraspecies?"

Giving his neighbor a grunt, he crossed his arms in thought of how he would break the news to the guy; "Well… Kind of; I'm not from around here, you know, but I was originally human before unlocking something in my blood that made me what I am. Technically, I'm not one of the known extraspecies races, and since blood work has proven that I am at least half way human, I have special privileges in regards to the new bill that was passed recently."

Kurusu nodded and crossed his arms in thought, a relatively easy going look on his face, "Okay… But what are you? You don't look like anything I've heard of before."

Grinning, Naruto patted the young man on the back, "Well my man, I am what all the otaku nerds here in Japan would call their dream species, especially the perverted ones spanning this neat country. I am an Incubus, and what that means is that all your ladies are belong to me."

A sweatdrop fell from the back of Kurusu's head, and he gave an awkward chuckle as he rubbed the back of his head. "Well, I think I get it, and I guess this explains why the ladies at the markets give you such good discounts. I hope that's not illegal."

"Psh, as if, the way I see it, it's practically a need for me, so they can't really stop me from doing something I need, right? Besides, I've gotten them to give you nice discounts as well so don't complain man, just enjoy the benefits of having me as a friend."

Kurusu rubbed the back of his head, looking just a bit concerned, "Well, Okay, but please don't do anything illegal okay? I kind of like having you next door, gives me someone to talk to since my parents are away."

Naruto laughed a bit, slapping Kurusu on the back jovially, his tail swishing about gleefully behind him, "Don't worry about it man, I'll be here when ya need me, just as long as I'm not at work. I got a new job apparently, so I may be gone at times. Eh… Just as well, maybe you should volunteer for a homestay, get yourself an extraspecies guest, ya know? Your parents are gone, prooooobably for quite a while, and those renovation guys do damn good work in an insanely small amount of time, I swear the whole crew was played by superman or something."

"Hmm… I don't know, I'm not sure my parents would approve, but you're right that they aren't here, and probably won't be for quite a long time… I'll think about it, just help me with the rules and stuff if I do decide to host someone, okay?"

A thumbs up with a wide grin was the young man's response, "Not a problem Kurusu my man! For lack of a better saying, Your Youth will Explode into Springtime when you have someone to share it with!"

A bigger sweatdrop fell down the back of Kurusu's head this time, and he chuckled awkwardly and began backing up a little when Naruto gave him a grin that made his teeth sparkle brightly enough to blind a bike rider riding down the street, making him crash into a pole with a cry of "My Eyes!"

Naruto's laughing was the only thing heard as both he and his neighbor walked back into their homes, though in the latter's case it was more of a tactical retreat.

Because Youth.

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His breath caught as he saw his new guest; she had been brought to his house a few hours after the construction crew had left, and when he'd seen the large trailer arrive he'd figured he'd be getting someone with a large body as a guest.

He never figured he'd be playing host to a Lamia.

There was a pang in his chest at the thought of the last Lamia he'd known, and the pain he felt at never again being able to see her now that he'd been cast into this world. This Lamia girl was far different than the one he'd known and come to love, and part of him knew living with her would likely never get dull, but another part of him wanted to turn her away right then.

Taking a deep breath, he sighed softly and gave a sad smile that was quickly hidden as fast as it had appeared on his face. Steeling himself, he rose up to his full height of 5'9"; at 22 he still retained his sporty figure, lean body, feminine butt… He could correctly blame his mother for that after meeting her in his head once; some would say it was wrong, but he'd checked when he met her, and he definitely got his mothers' ass.

"Smith, glad to see you, I take it this is the girl I'll be hosting? I assure you she's in good hands."

The human woman's sunglasses glinted, "She'd better be, or it'll be on your head mister. Her name is Miia, and she's 19 years old*."

The now named Miia was looking at her new host with a bit of concern; she had thought she would be home staying with a human, but this looked to be another, if unknown extraspecies person. Biting her bottom lip a little as she wondered if she should say anything, the need was taken from her when Smith spoke up.

"Now Miia, don't worry about your home stay; Uzumaki-san here will take very good care of you. Also, despite his looks, it has been determined that he is at least mostly human, and so he has some special exceptions made for him in the bill. He is capable of hiding his features completely without the use of disguises, a feature we know to be unique to him. Due to part of the stipulations for this however is that he will be working for me, and since you have to go with him for now if you wish to leave the house, you will be provided training so you can accompany him on the job."

Miia looked a bit unsure, but gave a small nod all the same. Giving a small nod, Smith turned to Naruto and nodded again, getting one in return; "Why don't you show your guest inside Uzumaki-san? It's rude to let her stay out here where people can stare as they please."

Eyebrow twitching at the woman's words, he grunted softly, "What's with all this 'Uzumaki-san' business? Just call me Naruto damn it… Sigh, Miia-san, please come in and have some tea; the house has already been renovated so you can move around more comfortably. Ms. Smith will show you to the living room, I'll turn the heat up a bit and get a few blankets for your tail. I'm sure that truck wasn't well heated, and you'd probably like to warm up a bit right?"

Flashing his new Lamia guest a small smile, he turned and entered his house, leaving the door open for the two females to enter at their leisure. Once inside, he moved to the thermostat and raised the heat a little so it would be a bit warmer; afterwards he moved towards a storage closet and retrieved three large blankets which he could drape over his new guest's tail to help warm her up.

It would take a minute or two for the house to heat up, and till then it would be a bit chilly because that's usually how he liked it. He only preferred some heat in certain circumstances, after all.

When he got to the living room, Miia was seated on the first couch, with her tail between the table and his second couch. Smith was in the big comfy chair; His chair. Glowering at the woman for a second, he moved around and began to drape the blankets over Miia's tail, using the three he'd gotten to cover almost the whole thing.

"There you go, nice and toasty; Well Miia-san, I'm Uzumaki Naruto, but please just call me Naruto. You don't have to add anything to it, as I'd prefer not to be called by san, but we also don't know each other very well yet, so kun probably isn't good either for now."

While nervous, the Lamia girl was glad her host seemed so nice, even if he did look like an extraspecies like her; not a Lamia, since they were all female, but just another extraspecies person.

"T-thank you, um, Naruto, for accepting me into your home for the foreseeable future, and giving me the chance to learn about your culture."

Naruto tried very hard not to tell her that this wasn't his culture, and for her to learn his culture she would need to learn how to kill someone in several dozen different ways, seduce them into giving their secrets, and many other things that weren't entirely scrupulous in this world.

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A loud yawn signaled his waking, though when he went to move his arms he found a bit of resistance, a fair amount of it actually. Blinking as he woke up quickly at the bound feeling he had, he was quite surprised to find Miia in his bed with him. That wasn't strange by itself, his bed was big enough for at least three people, but he was indeed surprised to find her in bed with him.

Over the last week he had been trying to assess where the Lamia girl was at in terms of combat, among other things. Technically it was his duty to train her so she wasn't a burden when he took her to work with him, but she seemed to know some fighting at the least. Her stealth left much to be desired though, and while she was a decent tracker, it too wasn't what he would call stellar.

Sighing and resting his head back on his pillow, he smoothly wrested his hands from the girl's coils, creating a single Kage Bunshin and switching places with it. Glowering at it as the construct started grinning like a loon, he promptly rolled his eyes and dispelled it once he was a small distance away. This woke Miia up and made her sluggishly prop herself up on her hands, blinking confusedly at where her heat source had gone.

"Miia, what are you doing in my bed? I know I didn't invite you into it, and if you needed more warmth I have thicker blankets."

Looking at the blond, it took the snake girl a little while to figure out that the one talking was supposed to be her heat source, and she whined a little as she realized he had somehow escaped her grasp. "Mou, Darling, Yaaaawn, its cold, please come back to bed…"

Rolling his eyes, Naruto shook his head and gave a miniscule smile at the sleepy Lamia. "Sorry Miia, it's time to get up; if you want more heat I'll be drawing the bath for you. Also, I need you to stay in for a while today, I'm going to be out getting my new uniform; I put it off for a week to perform your evaluation, and I got a text from Smith last night reminding me to pick it up soon."

Pouting and simply flopping back into his bed, Miia lethargically lied about for a few more moments, before slowly getting up and slipping out of the bed. "Fine…"

Shaking his head again, Naruto left his room, leaving the door open as he made his way to the bathing room, filling the large tub with hot water.

Over the last week, besides evaluating Miia's current skillset, he'd also started sleeping with some clothes on. Miia had started sneaking into his bed after a mere two days, though she claimed it was because he was quite warm. It was true, so he figured she wasn't lying; also Lamia were supposed to be sexually aggressive, so if she were coming onto him he figured he'd know.

The first time she had snuck into his bed she must have done it in her sleep too, adding further credence to her excuse, because she'd passed out upon seeing him naked when she'd woken up.

She was definitely getting around to coming onto him though…

Rubbing the back of his head with one hand, he stuck his other hand into the tub to test the water's temperature, humming softly. "Well, it's definitely nice and hot; hopefully she won't fall asleep again, I swear, that girl can fall asleep anywhere if it's cold enough in the morning."

Chuckling softly, Naruto stretched a bit and bent backwards a little as well, his tail pushing against the small of his back to help him crack it. "Hey Miia, the water should be perfect, why don't you go ahead and get in?"

Smirking as he spotted the pouting Lamia, who seemed as if she had been trying to sneak up on him, he turned to face her and put his hands at his hips, thumbs hooked under the waistband of his sporty shorts- a classic favorite from his youth-.

Of course, while he was at it he shamelessly took in the view of the naked girl as she came from the changing room. He was an Incubus, if a lady didn't hide her naked body from him he damn sure wasn't going to look away.

"Ah~, Japanese baths are awesome~! Ah, by the way darling, I read some books before I came to this country; is it true Japan has places called 'Hot Springs'? Can we visit one someday? Wah~, I wanna visit one with you Darling~!"

That gave Naruto a bit of pause, making him clutch his chin and rub it in thought; now if only he had a kung fu master's beard…

"Hmm… Well, I suppose we could make plans to go to a hot spring. It's definitely in my budget, and hot springs can be pretty nice if the atmosphere is good. I'll start looking around, we'll take a small trip when I find a good one, though we may have to bring the mooch- I mean, Ms. Smith and my coworkers. I haven't met them yet, but I figure why not."

Miia pouted at the thought that she'd have to share her time with her Darling with someone else, especially another woman, but maybe the coworkers wouldn't be too bad. As long as they weren't women, of course, cause then she'd have competition for her Darling's love! And naughtier things too…

Raising an eyebrow as he saw Miia's nose begin bleeding as she looked at him, Naruto began laughing when her face bloomed with a blush and drool began running down her chin to go with the blood running from her nose.

"A-ah! Darling! Mean! Why are you laughing at me?!"

Smirking and moving to kneel before the Lamia, he gathered some water in his hands and gently washed away the blood from her nose. "You were having pervy thoughts, Miia-chan~. Were you by chance thinking of little old me?"

The Lamia girl blushed again but didn't avert her gaze, staring at him defiantly, her tail slipping from the bath. Before she could snare him with it though, his wings flared out, surprising the girl as he zipped upwards enough to dodge her tail.

"Mou! Darling~, bathe with me~! I heard that hot springs have a thing called mixed bathing, I wanna try it with you Darling~."

Shaking his head, Naruto reached out and rubbed the Lamia's head, getting a pout from the girl as she glowered up at him. "Maybe another time, for now just finish warming up and meet me in the kitchen, I'll have breakfast done by the time you come out."

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"The new song from ANM48, "Every Day Animal Ears" has topped the-"

"Nope. I've got enough damn temptation with Miia around, and not enough ladies to take care of it safely already. What is wrong with this place, putting sexy girls up on a stage like that, even just to sing… It's murder on my groin damnit!"

The grumbling coming from the blond in the kitchen was due to the program that had been on the television he had; a bunch of damn near scantily clad extraspecies girls singing and moving about on a stage did absolutely nothing to calm his quietly seething libido, which had seemed to ramp up after he'd been assured he wouldn't be in trouble, or get anyone else in trouble, for taking extraspecies bed partners.

He still remembered quite fondly all the ones he'd had back in his own world.

"What's the matter Uzumaki Naruto? Don't you like extraspecies girls? We went through so much trouble making sure you wouldn't break any laws by taking them to your bed, too…"

Rolling his eyes as one of his wings bent back a bit and waved Ms. Smith off, Naruto continued boiling the eggs and making other egg based foods. His house guest really loved eggs, though it wasn't anything new to him; plus he had a bunch of chickens in his resort- or at least an extension of it that was like a giant farm- so he had all the eggs he could ever want.

"It's not that, you just told me to wait before doing that with Miia, so it's been tough denying her advances lately. Now, if only I had someone with gorgeous legs like yours to help me with my urges…"

Apparently the hint was gotten, because Smith went completely silent in her chair behind him for several moments. It was enough to bring an evil smirk to his face. Heheh, mess with him would she?

Turning to the woman sitting at his table, Naruto allowed a small grin to grace his face as he walked towards her. If it were anyone else, they wouldn't have noticed the very faint flush to her cheeks, nor the way her eyes seemed to look him over subtly behind her sunglasses. He only knew because he could faintly see past her dark shades, if barely.

"Hmm~? Did you get the hint? Or do you need one a bit more… direct~?"

Smith shivered as the blond leaned over her, whispering hotly in her ear, making her blush a bit more noticeable. However, before anything else could be done or said, a red tail lashed out between them; Smith was fine, Naruto had pushed her back a bit so she didn't get hit. He had even managed to avoid getting hit, but he didn't even try to escape as Miia, still wet and wearing only a t-shirt that clung to her moist form grabbed him up with her tail.

"Just what do you think you're doing?! Don't go seducing other women when you've got me Darling!"

The moment Smith let out a small sigh of relief for the impromptu save by the Lamia girl, said girl's glare turned to the human woman, making her sweatdrop a bit.

"And you! Don't go doing anything with my Darling! He's mine, got it!? Only I can do naughty things with my darling!"

Naruto hadn't the heart to tell the girl the truth. She'd die if she tried to keep him to herself like that. He'd just wear her out, a point he'd proven at one time to his first Lamia companion. He quickly shook his head at that thought, as thinking about his original world brought a pain to his heart that made his chest ache.

Smith laughed a bit, waving the girl off, "Don't worry, don't worry, I've no intentions of giving in to that one's salacious advances. But, I'll have to warn you that you've already got some competition; this horn dog has his sights set on several others that I know of. Who knows how many he's already gotten to or plans to get."

The woman just laughed quietly as she left Naruto's house after giving the Lamia that bit of information. Said Lamia was now glaring at her host as she held him tight, who himself was glaring at Smith as she left. Okay, he was staring at her ass as she left, but the glare was still there.

He was so going to get her back for this…

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Naruto subtly smirked smugly at Smith as she sat at his table the next morning, looking a bit bedraggled as she sipped at a mug of coffee he'd made for her. "So, anything interesting happen this morning Ms. Smith?"

The woman glared at him from the table, silently cursing the young man standing in the kitchen, his tail swishing back and forth behind him in an entirely too amused way.

"Oh, nothing really, just some issues at home that are being looked into. No need for you to worry, it was something quite minor, though I'm sure we'll find the culprit soon enough."

Naruto simply shrugged and turned back to cleaning up breakfast; Smith had arrived just after him and Miia had finished, though he'd kept a plate out for her along with the coffee she was drinking currently. It truly amused him that the woman thought she could mess with him and get away with it; far stronger and faster had tried and failed. Stealthier too.

It was funnier that she thought she could find evidence to prove it was him.

Shrugging and whistling a small tune, he finished up the dishes and left the room, leaving Smith to glower at him. She should have simply been happy hadn't called her on her choice of action after finding all her panties missing. Both risqué and risky considering whose table she was eating breakfast at.

Several minutes later he returned with Miia, the girl dressed in clothes one would expect for someone going on an outing. Technically she was, as Naruto planned to take her out and get her used to the city and Japan's culture. It was technically a cultural exchange after all.

"Ms. Smith, make sure you lock up when you leave, and don't go snooping, trust me there are measures in place to punish that kind of behavior."

The woman simply rolled her eyes, looking as if she were physically trying to not cross her legs as she usually would. Naruto simply smirked at this and waved to her as he lead Miia out front; of course she would probably snoop, but that would just give him something to do when he got home. After he distracted Miia of course; couldn't punish snoopers who went and got themselves caught in a trap if he had a jealous snake girl trying to stop him, could he?

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Miia ended up treating the outing as if it were a date, and honestly Naruto didn't have the heart to tell her otherwise; he guessed it was a weakness to Lamia built up by his last partner. It didn't help that the last Lamia he knew had been one of his regular lovers; he deeefinitely had a weakness to those.

The first stop was a restaurant; thankfully it wasn't a really expensive one, but he definitely didn't mind paying for Miia. In fact he found her excitement over the meal and what the rest of the date would be like adorable.

"Hah, Miia what's with that expression? It's just food."

More amused than anything, Naruto could only laugh a bit at the Epic Pout the Lamia sent him, though he had to restrain himself from reaching over and rubbing her head. He figured treating her childish wouldn't be nice; or safe. Sonya had bitten him three times before he got the message with her.

Shaking his head of the thoughts, Naruto leaned back in his seat and took a subtle look around; not for any kind of search, more of a habit from his surprisingly short but eventful ninja career. Couldn't exactly be a ninja in a world with no need of them; though he did sell his services to those willing to pay…

Mussing up his own hair with all the thoughts he didn't want or need to be having at the moment, Naruto focused his eyes back at Miia, only to sweatdrop as three and a half empty plates met his gaze. The girl had managed to eat so much in just the short time he'd been thinking…!

Spending time with the Lamia girl after their meal helped him get his mind of things; he took multiple photo booth pictures with the girl, and won her several prizes from some arcades. Of course, multiple times during their visits to the game places, Miia had to drag Naruto away from this strange dogfight simulation game*.

Apparently Naruto was an adrenaline junkie, and those fighter plane simulator games were real enough for him to totally immerse himself. He somehow found one in every arcade they found, though he made a point to win her a prize or three before playing it, and there were plenty of fun games to play that distracted her while Naruto played his little plane game.

She didn't know much about the games human's played, but when she had seen his score, in every machine he played in, the initials U.N.N had went from top to bottom with pretty high numbers. Who was U.N.N? Was Naruto trying to best his score or something? These were questions that plagued the Lamia every time she had to drag him away from the machine.

Seriously, that U.N.N guy got around; his initials had been in every one of the games the blond young man had played.

The Lamia's own thoughts were interrupted as her Darling spotted a sign stating that a store up ahead marketed towards all species and sizes, and promptly told her about it.

Naruto knew what it was, too, but before he could mention it the girl had dragged him into the shop already. Chuckling softly, the blond waved at the young woman tending the counter; she waved back and gave him a questioning look before gesturing to Miia with her head.

Aforementioned Lamia was looking around surprised at the contents of the store; lingerie of many different styles and colors. Plenty of it was pretty risqué too, managing to bring a slight flush to the girl's cheeks.

Seeing as Naruto wasn't complaining at all about being in the shop, part of Miia wanted to glower at him jealously till he told her why that was. The majority of her however won, and decided to move up to the counter and ask if they had anything for her species.

Naruto walked up after her, and leaned on the counter when the girl left to look through the selection. "Okay Naruto-kun, what's with the Extraspecies girl? No, wait, before that tell me what's up with those accessories, and why you haven't gave us some sets of props like that? I thought we were business partners?"

Laughing a bit, the blond shook his head and moved his wings and tail, though he was now a bit inspired to create replicas of his extra features. They'd make a killing on that kind of thing; especially considering he was surprisingly better than any cosplay costume maker one find. The woman messing with him had no idea how that was, but she was entirely glad she'd found such talent before anyone else did.

"These are real, sorry, but don't worry I could have some of those whipped up with some thorough instructions on how to make them properly delivered next week."

"Darling! What do you think, Black or White?"

Blinking and looking back at his Lamia guest, he tilted his head at the surprisingly tame bra's she'd picked out, apparently for him to judge.

"Surprisingly tame for you Miia, but you'd look best in something blue, maybe a leafy green. Though, the black could work; also you need a size bigger than that, those are too small for you."

Instantly, while the desk clerk clapped amusedly, Miia blushed and seemed to reflexively cover her chest… Or maybe she was trying to push it out a bit, it looked a little like both if he were honest.

"H-How do you know that Darling?"

Quirking an eyebrow the blond gave a small shrug, "It's a talent; I guess hanging around my godfather helped perfect the ability. He had a similar skill, though I am far superior to him in its use."

He totally wasn't being boastful, Jiraiya was simply human, there was no way he could do anything related to the magical world of women better than he could.

"W-well then, I don't really wear a bra, so I wouldn't know; I-I'll take your word for it Darling~. Let me go pick out something else~!"

As Miia went to do as she'd said, Naruto sighed and turned back to the store clerk. "I'll explain in a second, but I'd just like to warn you; I might end up doing something sexy in one of those changing stalls…"

The young woman just rolled her eyes, though they widened slightly as the blond slid a funky looking ID onto the table. It had his picture on it, with the new additions, and it looked like an Extraspecies type ID, though it had some small red lettered words at the bottom, claiming Special Exemptions from certain rules, along with abbreviated numbers to tell which ones.

"I'm exempt from certain rules of the Interspecies Exchange Bill, due to being able to provide proof that I am more human than Extraspecies. Though I do gain some benefits as counting, if in a minor way, as an Extraspecies person; for instance I can safely take a lover of any species, without fearing for the law."

The woman nodded for a moment before handing him the ID back, her eyes flicking to the Lamia still picking out some bras.

"And the horns, wings and tail? What kind of Extraspecies are you?"

"What, you don't read my book?"

Instantly the desk clerks face flushed, and Miia, who was close enough to hear, perked her ears; her Darling wrote a book?

"O-Of course I read it, b-but what's that have to… Oh my Kami, you're an Incubus aren't you."

Laughing boisterously like his dear old godfather Jiraiya, Naruto winked at the young woman after calming down, ignoring Miia's jealous hiss as she glared at both him and the desk clerk.

"Mou! Darling, come with me real quick!"

Waving with a mixed look of 'Save me' and 'I'll prove it' attached to his face, Naruto lost sight of the flushed desk clerk as a curtain swished around his head to block his few. Miia had pulled him into a changing stall, as he'd predicted; he had a good idea of what was coming next.

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Well, because it's been taking so long, I'm putting a lime in here so y'all have something entertaining to read while I get back up with what I've been wanting. Which is to put out the planned chapters I've promised.

Here be a Lime, please enjoy

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The moment Naruto turned around; it was to the sight of a topless Miia, who seemed to have no problem showing herself off to him despite the blush spread across her face. Giving a quick look about the changing stall, subtly nodding at its size, his gaze quickly turned back towards the Lamia girl, her arms now folded under her bust, putting emphasis on them.

"D-Darling~, tell me which one you like more, okay? I want to wear something that you like, because… I want Darling to enjoy looking at me~."

Taking but a moment to look at the bras she was talking about, he honestly had to approve as he pictured each one on her chest. Even though his imagining had the girl's chest covered by the articles, they did go incredibly well with her, and he would be lying if he said he didn't like them.

The hidden was desired, after all.

Moving up to the girl, carefully stepping over her tail, the blond smiled at her and reached to caress her cheek softly. She blinked in surprise, her blush deepening, more so when the blond leaned in so close she could feel his chest against her own. His chest was so firm, her breasts were squished a bit, though his hot breath in her ear quickly took her thoughts somewhere else.

"Miia-chan~… Is there something else you wanted, bringing me in here, showing yourself to me…?"

Naruto chuckled softly and took one of the girl's hands, twining their fingers and pushing her against the wall of the changing stall. Miia looked as if she had received a particularly nice gift, and without any prompting, pushed back against him, squishing her chest more against his own.

"D-Darling~! I-if you're teasing me I'll be really mad~…!"

His response was to bring his face back towards her own, before planting a soft, chaste kiss on her lips; "I've been given special permissions, so I honestly have no problem being with you like this… However if you want someone to be mad at, pick Ms. Smith, she basically told me to wait."

While Miia seemed to be working up to a tizzy at that information, the blond had to hide a grin; of course she'd basically given him permission to be with her if she came onto him, but he'd found it incredibly fun to tease her once she'd started doing so. She didn't need to know he hadn't taken her all night yet for his own amusement though; he imagined it wouldn't end well.

At all.

Before the Lamia girl could continue plotting against Ms. Smith, Naruto caught her lips in another kiss, this one passionate and filled with tongue. He must have been getting rusty though, because Miia had his tongue skills beat. That wouldn't do, he'd have to practice more to get back into shape.

Soon Naruto's other hand was taken hold of at the wrist, though he didn't seem to mind, seeing where the girl was leading it. Downwards his hand was taken, and in a bold move, the girl used his fingers to knock something soft and squishy out of the way, before placing his palm against her heated core, which was quite moist and sticky as well.

"Miia… You've been waiting for this, haven't you…"

The girl blushed more, but gave a nod as his fingers began rubbing gently at her girlhood, deft and skilled in their touches. Letting go of her hand, Naruto brought his other one between them, grasping one of the girl's breasts and giving an appreciative squeeze.

"Well then… Please accept my apology~."

Words done with, Naruto went on the attack; his middle finger slipped swiftly but carefully into the girl's core, amazed at the tightness and heat, as well as the building moisture level. His lips went for the girl's neck, and even as the Lamia girl began to coil her tail around him, his own tail shot towards its tip.

With a cry that was muffled by one of Naruto's surprisingly dexterous and flexible wings, Miia's whole body seemed to lock up. Her core clenched tight around Naruto's finger, her tail tightened around his legs, and her arms squeezed around his neck, where she'd thrown them when his finger had slipped into her.

"D-Darling! N-not my tail~!"

Naruto smiled and merely nipped at her neck, before moving downwards again; as his tail teased the tip of the girls own, he smoothly captured the nipple of her neglected breast in his mouth, suckling firmly as his hand took care of her other breast, deft fingers toying with the nipple.

Miia's body was like an instrument in that moment, and Naruto was playing it as if he were a master. He wasn't, but not for lack of trying; real instruments were a hell of a lot harder to learn than simply pleasuring a lady.

Hardly any time at all passed before Naruto's skilled touches sent Miia over the edge; aforementioned blond really had to thank past training and his special body's strength for allowing him to withstand the monstrous pressure of Miia's constricting tail around his legs.

Of course, he also silently wished he had a camera to snap pics of both this moment, and the faces of anyone outside the stall, who must have surely heard the Lamia girl's climax.

When Miia finally relaxed, Naruto lowered her onto the bench in the stall and stood, licking his lips as he took the girls pleasured state into his memory, committing it there. Licking his fingers clean of her essence, the blond picked up the forgotten bras and whistled as he folded them up.

"I think we'll just get both of these, plus a few more so you have variety; going on these, I'll guess that this is what you like, and get some that are similar. Once you've recovered, join me at the counter, alright Miia-chan?"

Chuckling as the girl mumbled and shivered, he took in the sight of her once more, noticing how her nipples were both quite stiff, before shaking his head of the desire to tease them further and exiting the stall before his will could weaken enough to probably accidentally put the girl in some kind of pleasure coma.

It had happened once before…

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Lime Over Y'all

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Striding past the couple that had entered the shop while he'd been in the stall, Naruto grinned at the desk clerk as he brought the bras Miia had picked out up and placed them down.

"Sorry about that Marla-chan, anyway, I'll be getting these two, plus a few more which I will pick out in a second. Anyway, you're quite the smart one for figuring out what I am just from the mention of my book; Perhaps I'll reward you later…~"

Winking at the still furiously blushing desk clerk, Naruto whistled innocently and went about picking out a few more bras that would fit Miia, and look good on her.

It would be several minutes before Miia, blushing just as hard as the desk clerk, exited the changing stall to find Naruto waiting for her, having already purchased some bras. They left quickly after, with Naruto carrying the bags with his tail, displaying it's strength despite its thin girth.

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"Miia… Close your eyes, would you?"

Naruto stood tall and proud, a small bruise on his arm from where he'd blocked a strike of Miia's tail; an incredibly ugly, both physically and mentally, couple had seen Miia as she and he were talking. Sadly, both had instantly started insulting the girl simply because she was a Lamia, and he'd had to stop her from lashing out at them.

To compound matters, people had started taking pictures of the Lamia, and to a lesser extent him, after he had reminded her that she couldn't go harming humans.

"I am not under the same restrictions as you, Miia-chan, so just let me take care of this."

Winking to her, he took a step towards the crowd, reaching up towards his face; his glasses more specifically. Taking them off, his eyes began to glow as he set them upon the crowd, or the ladies within to be more specific.

"Hello everyone, Would You Kindly give each other something else to look at? I'd be mighty appreciative if you did, my lady friend here is quite uncomfortable with all the staring and photography."

The moment he'd looked into the crowd without his glasses, the men had stilled, some unknown feeling bubbling within them, like jealousy and fear or some strange mix. The girls however, every single one considered 'of age', grew flush and wide eyed as they looked the handsome extraspecies man in the eyes.

With a mix of Genjutsu for the males, and his natural born charm for the ladies, both were quick to obey his 'suggestion'. Quite a handy skill, if he said so himself, which he often did.

As if by some unknown force, every person in the crowd did a number of things; the men all began posing, some pulling down their pants and mooning others, or taking off their shirts for the more vain males, showing off toned chests and the like.

For the women, well, some began to jump up and down lightly, sending certain parts to bouncing with them; Others merely pulled up their shirts or pulled the backs of their skirts up, or pants down, showing boobs and butts all around.

No matter the reason, everyone's eyes were sufficiently averted, and that's all that Naruto needed.

Without even bothering to spend more time than needed looking among the ladies baring themselves- he was quite certain Miia would let him look at her whenever he wanted-, he turned towards the couple that started the whole mess.

Miia didn't know why she had to close her eyes, especially when it seemed her Darling was only asking the people if they could kindly stop staring, but when she heard a loud impact she instinctively flinched away from the noise.

By the time she opened her eyes, she found herself staring at the front door of their house, making her blink in quite a bit of surprise. Hadn't they just been in town?

"Well Miia, sorry that we had to cut our outing a little short, but I'm happy to say that before that point I really enjoyed our day together. Heh, and now that we've been… at least partially intimate, there is something I'd like to tell you, and something I'd like to show you, though not necessarily in that order."

Miia blinked a few times, following her blond host into the house as he spoke, still in a bit of a daze from finding herself suddenly all the way across town from where they had been. From there to the house was not a small distance, she knew.

"Um, Darling… Is how we got here so suddenly just now part of what you want to tell me? I'm really confused about that…"

"First, I want to show you something Miia, and then everything will be explained. Of course… first we should probably get our guests from their hiding spots before anything, right?"

Blinking again at her Darling's words, she was surprised when he disappeared into the living room closet and came back with a sulking Monoeye girl. She was wearing what looked like a suite, quite a bit similar to someone else the Lamia knew…

"Ah, do you think she works with Ms. Smith?"

"Yup, that's exactly who she works with. Miia-chan, meet one of my new coworkers, whom I've been given the files on; purely so I wouldn't be surprised when I actually met them, of course. Though it leaves me wondering where Miss Tionishia has hidden herself… Oh dear, she's probably stuck. Miss Manako, if you wouldn't mind retrieving Ms. Smith, I'll go find the rest and see if they need help escaping their hiding spots."

"Y-You're being awfully okay with us basically breaking into your house…"

"Pssh, you lot aren't the first to do it, I'm just surprised you're the first to not be caught in my traps. Or… perhaps it's just you?"

The blush was all he needed to know, and he patted the Monoeye girl on the head gently. "Miia, please follow Manako-san while she leads you to the rest of her coworkers; you're keyed to the house's defenses, so they should deactivate if you're nearby."

Having no clue what was going on, but trusting her Darling explicitly, Miia gave a small salute and a happy agreement, before going off with the one eyed girl, presumably to find Ms. Smith first.

Naruto meanwhile chuckled softly and began to sniff the air; his sense of smell for women was better than an Inuzuka's nose for everything else. He could tell exactly where every female in his house was at the moment, and he quickly headed towards the largest scent source.

Tionishia-san was physically the tallest of his new coworkers, based on her file, so he was quite sure she was very uncomfortable in whatever trap she was stuck in, and possibly using as a hiding spot.

Low and behold, he was correct, and it made him feel like a jerk when he found out which trap she had set off.

Looking down, he scratched the back of his head before he reached down and touched her horn, sending a pulse of his chakra over her body. The seal of the trap she'd triggered in his pantry quickly dissolved, and the large, womanly extraspecies girl gasped as he proceeded to help her out of the much-to-small cubby she'd been forced into by the trap. It had never been meant for someone her size, and had multiple cracks in it, but he was able to safely pull her out; he'd just fix up the damage later.

"I apologize Tionishia-san, but you should have known better than to follow Ms. Smith on her snooping."

Blushing herself at being caught in a trap after said snooping, the Oni could only giggle softly and give apologies of her own. Naruto waved each one off of course, but that didn't stop her from giving them; at least she did think to apologize. The little naked loli girl he'd found attached to the ceiling of his linen closet by her butt didn't think to give even one such apology.

To say nothing of the Zombie he found in his room, bound and gagged in his closet. She'd simply questioned his hobbies when she'd been released from the trap she'd triggered while searching his room.

Finally Naruto took the three he'd found to the living room, where Miia, a blushing Manako, and a flustered but trying-to-act-dignified Ms. Smith waited.

"It seems you decided to go snooping when I'm pretty sure I told you not to… Maybe I didn't though, but meh, it should have been common sense not to snoop. For all you knew I could have had some kind of room that doesn't open from the inside, and you'd be trapped till I discovered you in there. Anyway! Enough of that, seriously don't start. Since you're all here… I figure I'll share something with you all that I had planned to show to Miia here."

Motioning for everyone to stay put, Naruto left the room for a few moments, only to return with a large glass orb containing what looked like a massive- scaled to the size of the orb anyway- cylindrical building of sorts.

Placing the orb on the table, Naruto spun the item till the bridge of the building pointed towards his left a bit, since no one was in that direction, and it wouldn't therefore activate the magic.

"This is my Resort, an Item given to me long ago by some… Friends, that I'd made. It's come a long way since then, and I've stocked it quite well, but that's beside the point. I'm sure you're all wondering what the heck it is, and what it has to do with anything, or in Miia's case, what I wanted to tell her. Well… First, let me just tell you, Ms. Smith, that you should probably go by a lottery ticket or two the moment we're done here. Seriously, you lucked out when you found me, and when you got me on your team, trouble making aside, you couldn't have asked for a better agent to help whip whomever you want into shape, or any number of things."

Smiling, Naruto adjusted his glasses and gave a sigh of nostalgia.

"I am Uzumaki Naruto, and I am a Ninja of considerable ability; I'll tell you more once we're all inside my Resort, so don't worry. Everything will be explained in due time."

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Okay! Bit of a meep on the ending there, and I'm not going to elaborate on what all he told them right away. However, I will go briefly over what he'll be telling them right here.

He won't be telling them about his past, simply what he is- being a ninja and what that entails- and how that will help in the job he's found himself stuck with.

Of course, the whole 'magic orb that makes one day within merely an hour without' will be a big shocker, but I plan for everyone to adjust quickly. Zombina more so, because hey, she can't really experience the bad side of the Resort that most females would; I.E. the aging. She's already dead yo!

Read and Review please! Sorry for the long wait, I'll try to speed up the releases. Now, I know I said I'd like to make chapters 1-4 of this before posting any of them, but that was before it took me a month to write this. Sorry y'all, it just… I suddenly lost any will to write, but I'm slowly getting it back! No worries!

Anyway! I got more inspiration to find, more chapters to write, and in the meantime I might put out some short stories or something to help myself along.

Cheers Luv!