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![]() Author has written 6 stories for Naruto, and Daily Life with a Monster Girl/モンスター娘のいる日常. I would like to say that i am sorry to all who have read my stories for not updating in a really long time. Working 3rd shift and being more of a gamer than a writer means i don't always take the time to do any writing. I will try to do more writing but i will not make any promises on when the next update will be. Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master... He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher... He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer... He had no army, yet kings feared him... He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World... He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him... He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us... If you believe and God and Jesus Christ is His son... Then copy and paste this into your profile If you ignore him, in the Bible, Jesus says.. "If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my father in Heaven..." Dear bullies, See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself. You know that girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on make-up hoping people will like her. That boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't Your life is probably not as harsh as theirs. Naruto laws of science and physics #1: The law of equivalent magnetic capacitance. Everything can be magnetized. Even people. 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy paste this in your profile. - I'm part of the two percent, so I copied and pasted it... I could fix the bad grammar, but I won't. (\_/) this is bunny (O.o) copy bunny in to profile to help ( )( ) him achieve world domination /_I_\ (0.0) This is really sweet... When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever. When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.". If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you. Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity. Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress. I am a proud supporter of NarutoxHinata pairing in Naruto If you believe that Naruto and Hinata are the greatest pairing, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: SilentSinger948, Leaf Ranger, Aaa222xx,Angelito soldado,'Kage Bijuu'. XKhaosXKyuubiX, The Four Crosses, Vexinator If you'd rather stay at home than go go to school, copy and paste this into your profile. If you want to slap Naruto silly for being so dense and stupid for not realizing that Hinata loves him, copy and paste this! If you don't enjoy doing homework, copy and paste this into your profile. Favorite Naruto pairings (each has certain circumstances to be done) Naruhina (Always the best pairing) Narutema (must have a good reason for why he isn't with Hinata. Such as attempted to date but couldn't quite get beyond the friend zone. Or some sort of arranged marriage between Naruto and Temari) NarutoxSamui (Again must have a good reason for why he isn't with Hinata. In this case something like being chased out of the village and runs to Kumogakure) NarutoxYugito (same reason as Samui, only it is jinchuriki love) Least favorite Naruto pairings NaruSaku (She doesn't deserve Naruto, I view there relationship in Shippuden as more of a Brother/Sister one) NarutoxTenten (Seriously, I've seen this and it doesn't even make much sense. Naruto Barely knows her and She doesn't feel anything for him) NaruSasu (it's not like I have anything against gays, it's just that i'm pretty sure that Naruto isn't gay. but I can't say the same about Sasuke) Pick the month you were born on... (bold what ya are!) 1(Jan) - I shot 2 (Feb) - I ran shirtless with 3 (Mar) - I stabbed 4 (Apr) - I killed 5 (May) - I slapped 6 (June)- I robbed 7 (July) - I kissed 8 (Aug) - I smoked with 9 (Sept) - I needed 10 (Oct) - I hugged 11 (Nov) - I ran naked with 12 (Dec) - I banged Pick the date (number) you were born on... 01 - a rock star 02 - my boyfriend 03 - a hobo 04 - a homeless guy 05 - the one that i love 06 - the trojan man 07 - the cookie monster 08 - a sexy girl 09 - a bowl of cereal 10 - a mop 11 - a tooth-brush 12 - a hobo 13 - a dog 14 - a drunk 15 - a crack head 16 - a cat 17 - a bag of weed 18 - the kool-aid man 19 - an Easter egg 20 - tori the snowman 21 - a hottie 22 - my crush 23 - yo momma 24 - a Mexican 25 - a teletubby 26 - a condom 27 - a gangsta 28 - Paris Hilton 29 - Barney the Dinosaur 30 - my ex boyfriend 31 - my lover Pick your favorite color White - because I'm sexy like that Black - because I love weed Pink - because I smoke crack Turquoise - because I'm good in bed Brown - because I like to snort cocaine Polka Dots - because I hate my life Purple - because I'm gay Grey - because I have AMAZING boobs Other - because I'm retarded Green - because that bum stole my taco Orange - because I still love him Red- because the gummy bears made me blue - because I like shoelaces Tye Dye - because I'm a fucking scuba diver Graphic - because I am crazy like that None - because I have a killer six-pack!! Put this on your page if you love NARUTO X HINATA (and to help them gain world domination). If you believe that Naruto and Hinata are the greatest pairing, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: SilentSinger948, Leaf Ranger, Thymistacles, Tenshi Namikaze, Arashigan16, Gravity The Wizard, Kyuubi123, Kingkakashi, Zentary, Dreaded Rasengan, Naruhina98, Vexinator If you hate flamers then join the A.A.F. (Authors Against Flamers) together we can destroy the bastards that have plagued us for years! If you support out cause copy and paste this on your profile and add your name. The Fifth Rider of Armageddon, Snowdoll18, Vexinator Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it, Kiba Obsessed Demonic Angel, Digital98, Anime-Kunoichi,Chinbaldo,Naruto Ninja44,May and Dawn are the best, rst64tlc,NeonZangetsu, Vexinator 92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai ChOpstIcKsXOXO, RadicalEd57, Fierygirl0, tsukiko3000,Neonzangetsu, Vexinator Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. Put this on your page if you love NARUTO X HINATA Put this on your page if you love Naruto! If you think Karin From Naruto deserves to die then copy and post this on your profile If you think that NaruHina is the cutest couple ever then copy and post this on your profile Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school He told his friends that it was cool And when he pulled the trigger back It shot with a great crack Mummy I was a good girl I did what I was told I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another And all because he got the gun from his older brother Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush And tell my little sister that she is the only one now And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class And never to forget this and please don't let this pass Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack Mummy listen to me if you would I wanted to go to college I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with daddy On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married I wanted to have a kid I wanted to be an actress Mummy I wanted to live But mummy I must go now The time is getting late Mummy tell my Chris I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date I love you mummy I always have I know you know it's true Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you" In memory of the Columbian students that were lost Please if you would Pass this around I'd be happy if you could Don't smash this on the ground If you pass this on Maybe people will cry Just keep this in heart For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye" Now you have two choices 1) repost and show you care 2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart (Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care) Names... 1. Your real name: Dylan 2. Your Nobody name (Take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go): Naxlyd 3. Your Gangsta name (the first three letters of your name pluss "izzle"): Dylizzle (nice) 4. Your Detective name (fav. color and fav. animal): Blue monkey (joy, looney tunes back in action) 5. Your Soap Opera name (your middle name and the street you live on): James Baldwin (That sounds really fricken sophisticated) 6. Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first): Schdy (WTF is that supposed to mean) 7. Your Super Hero name (2nd fav color, fav drink): Red Mountain Dew (mmmm, code red) 8. Your Witness Protection name (middle names of your parents): For security reasons this information has been deemed classified. 9. Your Goth Name (Black plus the name of one of your pets): Black Hunter (Sounds more like an assassin name to me) I found this little names thing on the profile of Shippuuryu, so the credit goes to him or whoever he got it from. Love vs. Sex A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God? Re-post this as Love vs. Sex if you truly believe in God.. PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what... and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you. I bet 93% of you people that read this won't re-post We're a Dying Breed To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait.” To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful. To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her. To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick. To every guy who has given her flowers just because. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that took time to do what she wanted to do. To every guy that she cried in front of. To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes. To every guy that would give his seat up. To every guy that just wants to cuddle. To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter what. To every guy who told his secrets to her. To every guy that tried to show how much he cared through every word and every breath. To every guy that thought maybe this could be the one. To every guy that believed in her dreams. To every guy that would have done anything so she could achieve them. To every guy that never laughed at her when she told him her dreams. To every guy that walked her to her car. To every guy that gave his heart. To every guy who prays that she is happy even if you are not with her. ...This one bulletin is for you... Not many girls appreciate nice guys anymore... And because of this, there are not many left out there... i guarantee 90 of the men on your page will not repost this cuz they care more about their image If you are a nice guy repost this with "We're a Dying Breed " If you are a girl that thinks every guy should treat a girl this way repost this with: "To Every Guy..." Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off its orbit" for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet, then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO! What’s Your Patronus?
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