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Just Dropping In

-Chapter 6-

-Last Time-

If there was one thing that Tsunade had definitely pounded into his head over time, it was you do not get on the bad side of the people who were gonna be sticking you with needles.

It did not end well, at all.

…

"After years in captivity and suffering severe head trauma recently?" Aizawa asked dull, getting Naomasa to grimace while he puleld out a fresh juice pouch from… somewhere and started to walk away. "Yeah, excuse me if I don't hold my breath in anticipation."

-And Now, Half an Hour Later-

Within a modest little doctor's office, Naruto and Toga could be found sitting on plain metal stools, both looking more than a little bit bored as the former balanced a tower of kunai on his finger and the latter kicked her legs around.

Meanwhile, off to the side, Nemuri was idly flipping through a magazine about various hero conspiracies, giggling occasionally as she found particularly funny or ridiculous articles like how some people were so certain Endeavour covered his face in flames was to hide bald spots.

"Sooo… is this doc gonna show up some time today or what?" Naruto asked as he carefully added another kunai to the stack, bringing the total up to five.

"Relax, Recovery Girl will get here when she gets here," The purplette said with a dismissive wave while she set the magazine down and got a new one. "She's probably just stuck helping some poor shmuck from the hero course who hurt themselves again, happens at least thrice a week. Now be a good patient and be patient."

"But I'm sooooooo bored," The whiskered blonde groaned out, sending the stack of ninja knives flying up with a flick of his hand before effortlessly catching them one by one on his fingers as they fell, getting a small round of applause from Toga. "You can't honestly expect us too-"

"Hey! Get back here young lady! I told you not to-"

*Bang*

Naruto was cut off mid-complaint when the sound of someone yelling echoed in through the walls right before the door burst open to reveal a very excited looking teen girl. The first things that stuck out about her were the tight and scuffed up blue gym uniform she wore, her long shin length periwinkle hair, and the peppering of painful looking welts all over her arms and face.

"OH! You two must be the visitors Recovery Girl was talking about!" The girl exclaimed excitedly, zipping across the room so she was right in front of Naruto and Toga. "Are you two related? Are you gonna be students here? What are your quirks? Why are you blushing? Are those whiskers part of your quirk or tattoos? Can I pet them? Are those real fangs? You gotta be kitty people, right?"

With each question she asked, the unknown bubbly teen hopped from one to the other and back again, not even waiting for an answer from one before asking the other something else, her eyes practically sparkling with excitement the whole time. Not that either Naruto or Toga could answer anyway, both blonde's too baffled and stunned by the girl's abrupt arrival to even respond.

"Do you purr? Is your hair just hair or actually fur? Do you always land on your fe-*Smack*-Owie!" So caught up in her questioning though, the bluenette was utterly oblivious as an annoyed-looking and short elderly lady dressed in strange nurse outfit walking up behind her until she got whacked upside the head by a cane styled like a large syringe.

"Nejire Hado, what did I literally just get finished telling you?" Chiyo Shusenji, otherwise known as the Youthful Heroine: Recovery Girl, asked in a dull tone as she fixed the now named Nejire with a firm gaze.

"Don't go bother your new patients." The bluenette said with her head bowed as she rubbed the back of it, both in sheepishness and from the pain of getting smacked.

"And what did you do?"

"Went and bothered your new patients," She admitted in a regretful tone before doing a complete one-eighty in mood and started bouncing in place excitedly. "I just couldn't help myself though, I love meeting new people! And these guys have to be interesting if you're giving them personal checkups!"

Continuing to stare at the energetic girl sternly for several more moments, Recovery Girl eventually just rolled her eyes with an exasperated and amused sigh before pointing to an empty seat next to Nemuri. "I figured as much, just sit down and at least TRY to stay put while I do my work then."

"Okie dokie!" Nejire said, saluting jokingly while flopping into a seat, albeit one right next to Naruto rather than the one Chiyo had pointed too, and started lightly poking the blonde's whisker-marks curiously to his chagrin.

'I should have seen that coming,' Chiyo thought with a bemused giggle before turning towards the still open doorway. "Come on you two, might as well introduce yourselves now."

A moment after she said that, two young men popped into view, a muscular blonde teen with odd sclera-less eyes and bashful grin and a thin dark-blue haired guy with elven-like ears and nervous demeanor who kept staring at a nearby wall. Both teens wore identical gym clothes and were covered all over in angry red welts just like Nejire.

"Sorry Recovery Girl, we tried to stop her but you know how Nejire gets with new stuff," The former said apologetically, scratching the back of his head awkwardly as he stepped into the room. Once he was closer though, the muscular boy's attitude quickly brightened up as he held out one of his hands to each of his fellow blondes. "It's nice to meet you, I'm Mirio and the shy guy behind me is Tamaki, sorry about our friend barging in like this."

"H-hello…" Tamaki muttered softly, still refusing to make eye-contact.

"Eh, it's fine, better than just sitting here bored out of my mind anyway," Naruto said, swatting Nejire's hand away repeatedly as she kept trying to mess with his whiskers while shaking Mirio's. "Naruto Uzumaki at your service."

"And I'm Toga," Toga said cheerily while accepting the other hand. "Nice to meet ya mister muscles."

"Oh! Nice one, I'm totally gonna start calling you that from now on." Nejire told Mirio, sending Toga a thumbs-up whilst her friend rolled his eyes.

"If that's what you want, Blueberry Blast." He retorted jokingly, getting the bluenette to burst out in giggles.

"Alright, now that you've been introduced, why don't you two take a seat so I can do my job already." Recovery Girl said, an edge of impatience leaking into her voice as she pointedly tapped her cane on the ground.

In an instant, both young men were seated next to Midnight with nervous smiles. Chiyo may be the nicest of nicest doctors you ever met most of the time, but anyone that had ever gotten on her bad side learned exactly how scary a cane could be.

"Better," The elderly woman said with a nod, before pulling out a remote from one of her many pockets as she walked up to Toga. "Well deary, ladies first."

*Beep* *Thunk-Thunk*

"The fuck!?" Naruto yelped in surprise, jumping up into a ready fighting position as a pair of walls suddenly shot up from the floor, completely cutting Toga and Recovery Girl out of view.

"Relax will you, they're just privacy walls," Nemuri said, a light snicker slipping past her lips at seeing the whiskered blonde's reaction. Meanwhile, Tamaki chuckled almost inaudibly whilst Mirio chuckled and Nejire patted Naruto's back as he settled back into his seat. "They get everyone the first time."

"Gee, thanks for the heads up," Naruto said sarcastically, sending the purplette an annoyed glare that only made her giggle even more. "And hasn't anyone ever heard of, oh I don't know, curtains?"

"We used to use those, sure," The adult-rated heroine stated while pushing up on the bridge of her glasses, smirking as the light reflected off her lenses dramatically. "But then we had to deal with rampant cases of privacy violation and peeping thanks to people with super hearing, super vision, x-ray vision, or invisibility quirks, and quirks with dangerous backlash like emitting radiation or poisonous gas while sleeping."

"…Yeah, that makes sense," The whiskered blonde said after a brief pause, unable to argue with that logic, before reflexively swatting Nejire's hand away when she started petting his cheek. "What the heck are you doing?"

"You're a kitty guy, I wanna see if you purr when I pet your whiskers." The bluenette admitted without even an ounce of shame as she immediately went for another attempt much to Naruto's displeasure.

"Oi! I am not a cat-Ttebayo! And I definitely do not-"

*Brrrrrrrmmm*

…

…

Pure silence filled the room as everyone stared at the otherworldly teen, who in turn was looking down at his own chest with a surprised expression.

"Huh, what do you know, I actually purr." He said after a few moments, sounding both fascinated and confused, before freezing as a chilling impending sense of doom ran down his back. Slowly looking back up, sweat almost immediately began pouring from his brow upon seeing both Nejire and Nemuri's faces literally inches from his own, the former's eyes sparkling like a kid in a candy store and the latter grinning all to similarly to a certain purple and pink cat from Wonderland.

"Soooo cute~"

"Here, kitty kitty~"

As the pair loomed over him, it took exactly .001 seconds for Naruto to figure out exactly what was about to happen and turn paler than a sun-bleached bone soaked in bleach.

"Oh shit… I actually purr."

-Meanwhile, A few moments earlier-

"Ooooh, that was so cool!" Toga exclaimed excitedly as she watched the walls spring up and lock into place. "Do it again! Do it again!"

"Perhaps later dear," Chiyo said with an amused shake of her head before patting the chair's armrest, prompting the blushing blonde to settle down and lean back in her seat. "Before we start, I am obligated to inform you that due to your… unique circumstances you are and will be under observation for this whole exam."

"Yeah," Toga looked up at the ceiling pointedly, where a pair of newly installed cameras (if the small bits of plaster and fresh paint smell meant anything) were trained in on her, and then towards the wall behind her, which had an 'innocently placed' mirror. "I kinda figured as much."

She was a known and wanted criminal in the middle of a school for heroes, so of course they'd have some kind of surveillance set up. In all honestly, she was more surprised that she hadn't been strapped in place or at least had her hands cuffed.

"As long as you understand, could you please hold out your dominant arm?" The healing heroine asked while reaching into another pocket, this time pulling out a few alcohol wipes and what looked like a strange and fancy watch.

"You got it," The cheery teen said, holding up her right arm which Chiyo quickly disinfected with the wipes and then wrapped the watch around. "Oooh, nice bling, very très à la mode."

"Not bad, but you said very twice dear," Chiyo corrected as she finished tying the strap before twisting the top of the device. "Now relax and take a deep breath, this part tends to sting a little bit."

"Sting? Why-*Click*-ouch!" Toga winced with a hiss when the 'watch' clamped down tightly and several tiny needles dug into her flesh, sending a small jolt of pain through her arm. However, just as quickly as it came, the discomfort faded and was replaced by a mild tingling feeling, kinda similar to when part of her body falls asleep.

Frowning, the blushing blonde held the device up to eye level and glared at the screen as it blinked red a few times, then purple, before settling on solid blue. "And I take back what I said about this thing, it totally sucks. What even is it anyway?"

"It's a Portable Bio-Analyzer, or a doctor in a watch," Chiyo explained while rolling her eyes as Toga continued to glower at the watch-like gadget. "It's set to be standard issue for all doctor exams within the next year or so."

"I don't think they're gonna be very popular." The literal blood-thirsty teen said dryly, shaking her hand to try and get rid of that annoying tingle in her fingers.

"Perhaps dearie, but neither is visiting a doctor in the first place."

"…Touché."

"However I'm a bit old fashioned so," The elderly woman started while pulling out a tongue depressor and flashlight. "Open wide and say 'Aaah'."

"Aaaaah~."

Meanwhile. as the girl had her throat examined, three people watched on in interest from the other side of the 'Mirror'.

"Hmm, everything appears to be in working order," The first individual, a short humanoid creaturewith white fur, and a large scar over one eye said cheerily, his gaze drifting from Toga and Recovery Girl to a laptop set before him showing the PBA readouts. The eccentric, helpful, and terrifyingly smart Principal of UA, Nezu the dog… bear… mouse… thing? "And my oh my, such an interesting little wealth of information. Don't you agree Tomoko-san?"

"No kidding, her endorphins and dopamine levels are alarmingly high, and just look at her brain activity and metabolic rate, they're all over the place." The now named Tomoko, a woman with long emerald hair and wearing a cat themed costume, said as she traced her finger over a few different areas.

"Sounds intriguing woof," The last person, Kenji Tsuragamae, a police chief with the head of a dog in place of a normal human one stated. "Though if you excuse me if I have no idea what any of that means exactly, mind enlightening me."

"It means that Uzumaki lad was quite accurate about this poor girl having a severe addiction, just not how severe exactly," Nezu said as he turned his attention back to Toga, who was now demonstrating her quirk by transforming into Naruto (albeit still wearing her clothing instead of his). "It appears that Himiko-san's quirk not only affects her nucleus accumbens and lateral hypothalamus to stimulate her desire for blood, but has a direct connection to her digestive system that results in a false nutritional requirement."

"…Translation please?" The chief asked dryly as he turned to Ragdoll.

"Basically she's felt like she was starving and going through withdrawal at the same time," Said emeraldette simplified as she sent the blushing blond a sympathetic look which only grew when she used her quirk: Search on the teen. "All the time, likely for most if not all her life."

"Ah woof, that can't have been pleasant," Kenji muttered, grimacing as he imagined such an experience, though that didn't stop him from politely adverting his gaze when Toga had to lift her shirt so Chiyo could use a stethoscope. "If that's true than it's no wonder she snapped."

"And would also explain why she has been so mentally stable since meeting Uzumaki-san, he was probably the first that ever gave her a… full meal as it were," Nezu added while sipping at a cup of tea he got from… somewhere. "Although this also brings up some very concerning questions."

"You thinking another case of IQI?" The dog-headed man asked.

IQI, otherwise known as Intentional Quirk Ignorance, was when a parent or parents would ignore, shun, and/or attempt to suppress their child's quirk, whether it be because the child had one that was considered useless, villainous, or even just personal bias. It was a horrible act of neglect that was sadly growing more and more common each year, with a current estimate of one out of every seven 'villains' being directly resulted from such childhoods.

"I'm almost certain of it," The principal stated, taking another sip as he watched Chiyo finishing up her exam after cleaning up the grey sludgy mess left behind by Toga's quirk. "According to Himiko-san's file, her parents have changed their statements multiple times, going from claiming she was an innocent angel that wouldn't harm a fly to a relentless demon child that was born bad. Yet there is not a single trip to a quirk or regular therapist on her record, odd no?"

"I'll have some officers look into it further woof," Kenji said calmly as he jotted something down on a notepad, though if one listened closely they could just hear a low grumbling growl. However, as he was writing, a loud pinging prompted the man to pull his phone from his pocket and groan. "Damnit, something is up back at the station with the construction crew, I got to go. Let me know if anything else turns up."

"Ah yes, of course, you'll be the first to know if we turn anything up Tsuragamae-san." Nezu said with a wave as the police chief hurried out of the darkened room, just a small amount of annoyance and bemused bleeding into his voice.

…

"You knew that was gonna happen, didn't you?" Ragdoll asked once Kenji was gone.

"He's the chief of police Tomoko-san, it's expected that something would come up that would need his immediate attention sooner rather than later. It is why I much prefer working with Naomasa-san, less untimely interruptions." The odd principal admitted casually while sipping his tea once more, getting an understanding nod from the cat-themed heroine.

-Back with Toga-

"Just a little twist here and viola," Recovery Girl said as she removed the PBA from Toga's arm and her lips stretched out to plant a kiss on the girl's forehead, causing the small punctures left behind to rapidly heal away into nothing. "All done, that wasn't so bad, was it?"

"I guess so," The blushing blonde mumbled with a shrug, rolling her recently healed wrist with a satisfying crack, before suddenly perking up excitedly as a thought hit her. "Oh, do I get a lollipop now?"

Unable to help herself, Chiyo giggled at the sight of a teen girl bouncing in her seat excitedly like a little kid and pulled out a handful of gummy bears. "Unfortunately no, but how about some of these little guys instead?"

"Oooooh~ I love gummy bears!" Faster than the elderly healer could blink, the sweets were swiped from her grasp and quickly started vanishing into the blood-thirsty teen's mouth. "Fank you!"

"Now, now, no talking with your mouth full dearie." Recovery Girl chided half-heartedly as she activated the device that retracted the privacy walls…

*Thunk-Thunk* *Brrrrrrmmmmm*

"Stop it." *smack* "Stop it." *smack* "Stop it." *smack*

Only for both her and Toga to end up blinking in surprise upon being greeted by the sight of a dull-faced and lightly blushing Naruto as he alternated swatting Nejire and Midnight's hands away from his cheeks.

"Oh… my… gosh! You can PURR!?" Toga exclaimed, her eyes sparkling as she all but teleported to her fellow blonde's side. "That is soooo adorable! Why didn't you tell me you can purr?!"

"Trust me, this is as much a surprise for me as it is you," Naruto said dryly, his brow twitching as the blood-thirsty teen joined the other two women and started playfully scratching his whiskers. "This is gonna be a thing from now on, isn't it?"

"Every time we meet from now on." Midnight admitted shamelessly with a teasing grin even as she finally stopped and re-took her seat, though mostly to get out of Chiyo's way.

"Alright you two, enough tormenting the poor boy and go take a seat," The elderly healer said as she gently pushed both Toga and Nejire away from the whiskered blonde who's face they were shamelessly molesting. "I have a job to do still so shoo."

"Awww… but I barely got to pet him." Toga grumbled with a cute pout and slumped shoulders as she reluctantly backed off, flopping into an empty seat beside Mirio.

"And I still have questions that need answered," Nejire said while sinking back into her own chair, which she promptly scooched even closer to Naruto's. "Like why are you getting an exam from Recovery Girl? Wouldn't a regular doctor have been fine? Are you gonna be students? Is your hair naturally blonde? Do you have fangs too? Where-" Chiyo suddenly drops a bag of gummy bears onto the bluenette's lap. "Oh, candy!"

'She really is airheaded.' Most of the room's occupants thought in sync as they watched the bluenette helped herself to the chewy sweets.

*Click* "Ow," Meanwhile, Naruto grunted as the elderly nurse used the opportunity to attach a fresh PBA onto him, earning herself a dirty look from the whiskered blonde. "Gee, thanks for the heads-up doc."

"Oh don't be such a wuss, it wasn't that bad dearie," Recovery Girl said as she patted the boy's shoulder. "And besides, I'd be more worried on what exactly that little gadget might find if I were you."

"Excuse me?" The blonde asked with a raised brow, his eyes flickering from the healing heroine and the device on his arm.

"Well dearie, who knows what you may have caught whilst you were giving Himiko-san blood," Chiyo stated, getting said blushing teen's attention… especially when elderly lady added. "She does have Syphilis after all."

"I what!?" Toga exclaimed in shock, her face rapidly paling. "H-h-how is t-that…"

"The PBA detected it when I first put it on, speaking of which you're clean dear," Recovery Girl explained while checking the screen to find it set on solid green before turning back to see the still shocked look on Toga's face. "What? Did you think carelessly consuming blood from random strangers wouldn't have consequences dearie?"

"But m-my quirk-"

"Having a blood-based quirk does not mean you are automatically immune to blood-borne diseases, just like how most with fire quirks can still get burned," The 'Youthful' heroine cut Toga off with a shake of her head. "You should be grateful that Syphilis is all you got young lady, I already gave you a shot of Penicillin which should clear that right up. It could have easily been something far worse and much harder to treat like HIV or Hepatitis."

Toga didn't say anything, in fact it was hard to tell if she was even listening anymore as she sank deeper into her seat, a look of dawning horror on her pale face as she idly tapped the side of her lips with one hand.

'Oh man, I thought we were intruding before but this really takes the cake.' Mirio thought with an awkward cough, unknowingly mirroring both Nejire and Tamako's own thoughts.

Reaching over, Nemuri gave the normally chronically blushing blonde a shake that didn't even get a blink in response. "…I think you broke her."

"I'm not surprised," Recovery Girl said with a sigh as this was far from her first time shattering someone's misconceptions about their Quirks like that. "Could one of you be a dear and take her to Inui-san? No doubt she's going to need a therapist and he's expecting her anyway."

"I-I'll do it." Tamaki muttered quietly, grabbing a still unresponsive Toga by the arm and gently pulling her along out of the room.

"And I'll go make sure she actually makes it once he realizes he inevitably gets too embarrassed halfway-*Slam*- down the hall." Nemuri said as she followed after the pair, adding the last bit after the telltale sound of someone smacking their head into a wall rang out.

Once they were gone, an awkward silence settled within the exam room as the remaining occupants were unsure how to react…

"Say Aaaah." Aside from Chiyo who continued her exam like nothing had happened.

After a minute or so though, Mirio decided to finally speak his mind as he looked towards the elderly nurse with an uncharacteristic frown on his face. "That was kinda harsh."

"I dress wounds not the truth dearie," The healing heroine stated as she went from checking Naruto's throat to his eyes. "She needed to learn that her actions have serious consequences, for both her sake and the sake of those around her."

"…Alright, if you say so." The muscular blonde said with a reluctant nod.

"But should you have really blurted it out like that? What about Doctor-Patient confidentiality? Won't you get in trouble?" Nejire asked rapidly, her head tilted to the side with curiosity.

"Of course not, I'm also legally obligated to inform my other patient of risks such as possible infection of a dangerous disease," Recovery girl stated, then suddenly fixing both teens with a stern look as her cane seemed to shine ominously. "Besides, I know you won't go gossiping about Himiko-san's personal health information without her permission… right?"

""Yes Ma'am."" Mirio and Nejire said quickly in identical nervous tones, the former even going so far as to salute like a marine.

"Good," The elderly nurse said before turning her attention back to Naruto with her stethoscope at the ready. "Now, I need you to take off your shirt for this so do you want the walls up or-"

"Nah, I'm good," The whiskered blonde cut in, not even hesitating on pulling said clothing off to reveal his toned chest and waist. However, as he handed the bundled shirt over to Nejire, who totally wasn't ogling his chest at all, he couldn't help but note the welts on her arm again. "Hey, speaking of health stuff, what's with all those bumps?"

"Oh, funny story actually," Said bluenette started with an excited grin whilst her blonde companion grimaced. "You see, our class was doing a practice rescue operation where we weren't allowed to use our quirks and…"

-XxXx-

"Huh, someone definitely knows how to stay in shape," Ragdoll said with an approving nod at seeing Naruto's bare chest, a light blush on her cheeks. The whiskered teen was the perfect mix of muscles and leanness, with firm pecs and solid biceps that showed he had the bite to back up his bark yet still keeping a thin streamlined build. "It's a good thing Pixie-Bob didn't come with me or she'd be all over this kid right now."

"Ah yes, she has been getting quite a bit desperate on finding a husband these last few years," Nezu agreed while sipping at his tea, constantly going from staring at the whiskered blonde to the laptop and back again with an interested hum. "However, I don't believe admiring Uzumaki-san's physique was the reason I requested you to come."

"Yeah, yeah, I know, this isn't the first time you've called me for this," The emeraldette said in faux exasperation as she playfully rolled her eyes before they gained a familiar gleam when she locked her sights onto Naruto again. Given her quirk could moderately gauge a person's strengths and weaknesses at a literal glance, the heroine had been called to help with such things, mostly by hero schools wanting to see if she thought someone could do well in their Hero courses. "I mean seriously, my quirk can only… tell… so... sooo… haaa… aaaaa…"

"Tomoko-san? Is something-Tomok-san?!" Hearing his companion abruptly trailing off midsentence, Nezu glanced towards the cat-dressed woman curiously only to instantly cut himself off in an alarmed tone.

"Aaaa… aaaa…." Drawling on like a broken record, Ragdoll's face had paled to almost pure white and her arms hung limply at her sides. The most striking and alarming thing though were her now severely blood-shot and rapidly twitching eyes… that then promptly rolled up into the back of her head with blood flowing down her cheeks like tears as she pitched forward.

-xXxX-

"…And that's when we found out that that weird buzzing wasn't part of the test but actually a colony of wild honeybees-*Thunk*-huh?" Nejire was just getting to the end of her little tale when everyone's attention was stolen by a sudden thumping sound as the mirror on the wall distended outwards. "Huh, has that mirror always been there?"

Recovery Girl was about to respond, likely to say it was or dissuade attention, but before even the first word could pass her lips Naruto was in front of the glass faster than she could blink…

*Creeeaa-CRACK*

Which he promptly ripped out of place one-handedly, along with a large portion of the wall itself, revealing the once hidden observation room with Nezu frantically trying to help a heavily convulsing Ragdoll.

"…"

"…"

"What the fuck?"

-End Chapter-

AN: No doubt some questions so let me cover the most obvious

Toga starving: Just look at how she acts in canon, irratic, obsessive, emotional fixation, easily angered when something gets between her and blood, she acts and sounds just like someone who's both needing a fix and literally just hungry

Why/How Toga has Syphilis: MHA is quite clear that having a certain quirk doesnt gaurantee you'll be immune to certain issues, at best being resistant (Mina can still be burned by her own acid, shoto gets frost bite or overheats, Mustard is affected by his own gas, ect). So its unlikely she's magically immune to any diseases she could catch by blood consumption and now that she knows that she'll be much more wary about it