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Not so many things to know about me. I'm Italian, but I love English fanfictions an I want to try to write some myself. Let's see how it goes!!!

I am Merlinlover, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeply angry with the final episode, and disappointed because there has not been the reveal till the end... tooooooooooo sad!!!!!!

Here for Merlinlovers, enjoy!!!!!!!! :)

QUOTES:

- "The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you, you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for." - Bob Marley

- Sometimes, the prettiest smiles hide the deepest secrets. The prettiest eyes have cried the most tears, and the kindest hearts have felt the most pain -Anonymous

- Merlin: I haven't had a chance to sit around and do nothing since the day I arrived in Camelot! I'm too busy running around after Arthur. “Do this, Merlin. Do that, Merlin.” And when I'm not running around after Arthur, I'm doing chores for you! And if I'm not doing that, I'm fulfilling my destiny! Do you know how many times I've saved Arthur's life? I've lost count! Do I get any thanks? No! I have fought griffins, witches, erm… bandits! I have been punched, poisoned, pelted with fruit and all the while, I have to hide who I really am because if anyone finds out, Uther will have me executed! Sometimes I feel like I'm being pulled in so many directions, I don't know which way to turn! - Merlin

- "You are a man. The God only gave you dear creatures blood enough to operate one head at a time, and the lower one trumps the upper more often than not" ADAPTED FROM A FANFICTION BY acherona. PEARLS OF WISDOM!!

I HAVE TAKEN THE FOLLOWING FROM wolfhuntsmoon ACCOUNT HERE IN . I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE AUTHOR FOUND THEM, BUT THEY ARE TOO HILARIOUS. ENJOY!!!!!

Funny In Flight Annoucements

1. "As you exit the plane, please make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses."

2. "Last one off the plane must clean it."

3. After landing: "Thank you for flying Delta Business Express. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride."

4. As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at Washington National, a lone voice came over the loudspeaker: "Whoa, big fella. Whoa!"

5. After a particularly rough landing during thunderstorms in Memphis, a flight attendant on a Northwest flight announced: "Please take care when opening the overhead compartments because, after a landing like that, sure as hell everything has shifted."

6.From a Southwest Airlines employee: "Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX to YYY. To operate your seatbelt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seatbelt and if you don't know how to operate one, you probably shouldn't be out in public unsupervised. In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, oxygen masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child travelling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are travelling with two small children, decide now which one you love more."

7. "Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, but they'll try to have them fixed before we arrive. Thank you, and remember, nobody loves you or your money more than Southwest Airlines."

8. "Your seat cushions can be used for flotation. In the event of an emergency water landing, please take them with our compliments."

9. From a Southwest Airlines employee: "There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only four ways out of this airplane."

10. Pilot: "Folks, we have reached our cruising altitude now, so I am going to switch the seat belt sign off. Feel free to move about as you wish, but please stay inside the plane till we land. It's a bit cold outside, and if you walk on the wings it affects the flight pattern."

11. From the pilot during his welcome message: "We are pleased to have some of the best flight attendants in the industry. Unfortunately none of them are on this flight."

12.This was overheard on an American Airlines flight into Amarillo, Texas, on a particularly windy and bumpy day. During the final approach, the captain was really having to fight it. After an extremely hard landing, the flight attendant came on the PA and announced, "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Amarillo. Please remain in your seats with your seatbelts fastened while the captain taxis what's left of our airplane to the gate!"

13. Another flight attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing: "We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal."

14.An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline had a policy which required the first officer to stand at the door while the passengers exited, smile, and give them a, "Thanks for flying XYZ airline." He said that in light of his bad landing, he had a hard time looking the passengers in the eye, thinking that someone would have a smart comment. Finally, everyone had gotten off except for this little old lady walking with a cane. She said, "Sonny, did we land or were we shot down?"

15. After a real crusher of a landing in Phoenix, the flight attendant got on the PA and said, "Ladies and gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Captain Crash and the crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt up against the gate. And, once the tire smoke has cleared and the warning bells are silenced, we'll open the door and you can pick your way through the wreckage to the terminal."

16. Part of a flight attendant's arrival announcement: "We'd like to thank you folks for flying with us today. And, the next time you get the insane urge to go blasting through the skies in a pressurized metal tube, we hope you'll think of us here at US Airways."

THESE ARE NOT MINE, I FOUND THEM ON THE WRITER PROFILE hermina05 HERE ON . THESE WONDERFUL BITS OG HUMOUR ARE HERS. ENJOY!!!

I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going

to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."...

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of

the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up,

I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and

break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear,

in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something

to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth

and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt

on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that

spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if

a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told

you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this

world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like

your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY." There are millions of less

fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get

home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when

you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing

your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I

know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your

toes, don't come running to me. "

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your

vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do

you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll

understand."

And my favorite:My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll

have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you".

THESE ARE NOT MINE, I GOUND THEM ON THE AUTHOR multicoloured carpet PROFILE HERE ON . ENJOY!!!!

Con is the opposite of pro, so Congress the opposite of progress.

"I dream of a better tomorrow... where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned."

I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

“I don’t see you doing anything.” - “No, you don’t; but thinking doesn’t usually require much movement.”

Heaven kicked me out. Hell is afraid I'll take over.

I am fluent in English, Gobbledegook and Sarcasm

“Who died and made you Wolf?” (Anyone from the AR universe should get this)

Don't upset me - I'm running out of places to put the bodies.

Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

I can tell that you are lying, your lips are moving.

My personal motto, ‘If you can’t beat them, join them; if you can’t join them, kill them; if you can’t kill them, blow them all to kingdom come!”

I like you. People say I've got no taste, but I like you.

Caution! Blonde thinking.

You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes. You will learn a lot today.

Chaos, panic, disorder - my work here is done.

Simplicity killed the cat--Curiosity was framed.

A Committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but as a group decide that nothing can be done.

No Trespassers! Violators will be shot, survivors will be shot again.

Don't thank me for insulting you, it was a pleasure.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire, God would never trust an Englishman in the dark. (No offense intended)

Sometimes I Wonder, "Why is that frisbee getting bigger?" and then it hits me!!

The voices in my head may not be real but they still have pretty good ideas...

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

Normal people make good pets.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can anf will be mangled, misinterpreted and misrepresented in a court of law.

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia-is the fear of long words

Death is God's way of saying, 'You're fired!' with no second chance. Suicide is humanity's way of saying, 'You can't fire me! I quit!

Where negotiation and diplomacy fail, high explosives substitute nicely.

Join The Army! Journey to exotic places, meet new people, then kill them.

I didn't say it was your fault, I just said I was going to blame you!

Silence is golden, but duck tape is silver.

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

If a person with multiple personalities decides to commit suicide, is it considered a hostage situation?

What does OK actually mean?

We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!

Jamie is like a slinkie... basically useless.. but yet so amusing to watch him fall down stairs!!

Arguing with yourself is normal. It's when you argue with yourself and you LOSE that it's weird.

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

The voices in my head are telling me I will get back to you as soon as they are done with me.

One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!

Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. Intelligence is not trying.