Draco could not be less excited to return to Hogwarts for his eighth year in a row, that is, until he finds out who his fellow head girl is. Hermione is ecstatic to return to Hogwarts to finish up her education, that is, until she finds out who McGonagall expects her to work with. EWE/somewhat canon-compliant. Not your typical eighth year trope, no room-sharing here. WIP

If Hermione were asked what she sexually identified as, her immediate response would be "Bibliophile." Sex had never appealed to her. It was messy and counterproductive. She'd always found much more interest in reading about it. But when she and Draco Malfoy are trapped in the library with no way out, will she be swayed to give it a second chance? one-shot. smut.