IveGotNoIdeahide bio
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter. This is the place where people write something about themselves. Some people write what they like/dislike in fanfiction. Other write about their work. I would try doing the first one, but my copy/paste 'about me' page was lost several years ago. Shame about that, it was a nicely done D&D style character sheet. Could we pretend that I've copied it here and it was an interesting thing to read? It would save me time by not having to make a new one and save your time by not having to read it.
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Lily Versus Pureblood Politics by Galdric reviews
In many universes evil versions of Albus Dumbledore and James Potter use pureblood politics to bind Lily Evens into servitude. In this universe Lily, the smartest witch of her generation, takes matters into her own hands. Featuring MOB!Dumbledore and Scumbag!James Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/9 - Lily Evans P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Half-Arsed Tournament by Marathon Zack 140.6 reviews
Harry Potter never wanted to compete in the tournament in the first place. And when his name mysteriously came out of the goblet, he still didn't. So he did what any sensible wizard would do, and didn't care. [Harry x Hermione - best friends to romantic]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,291 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 954 - Updated: 8/3 - Published: 7/6 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] - Complete
An Old and New World by Lens of Sanity reviews
Fifteen months in Azkaban Prison following the Chamber of Secrets fiasco leaves Harry Potter less than interested in being anybody's hero, and thanks to his psychotic friends, unreliable allies, persistent enemies, prophecies, tournaments, war, politics, magic insanity, and the perils of true love, it'd be a wonder if any of us remained sane. Still, it's the only game in town…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 116,720 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 866 - Follows: 1,228 - Updated: 7/31 - Published: 4/30/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., Thomas R.
The Unwanted Fiance by Luan Mao reviews
You've seen the stories where two strangers are forced together by a marriage contract. They resist it and resent it but eventually fall deeply in love. This isn't that story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,206 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 71 - Published: 7/26 - Harry P. - Complete
Through the Veil by Fairywm reviews
Sirius falls through the veil, Harry follows. They wind up somewhere new. Knowing there's no way back, they seek to help their world as best they can. Just a quick one-shot. Dumbles bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,647 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 113 - Published: 7/4 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
A Life of its Own by zeraslam6 reviews
It's said that in this game of life, all one's life is only worth what you make of it. So, with the chance to steer that game wherever she wishes, will life end up imitating art, or will Haruno Sakura force it to go her way? The future is a fickle mistress, but such is life. Sakura-centric. Slight AU, with elements from The Gamer mixed in. Formerly called This Game of Life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 144,624 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 1,162 - Updated: 6/25 - Published: 3/31/2016 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Ami, OC
Sasuke's No Good Very Bad Teammates by GwendolynStacy reviews
Naruto and Sakura have gone insane. Or: Just after becoming Team 7 Naruto and Sakura go through a massive shift in personality, leaving Sasuke out of the loop and wondering what in the name of sanity could have happened to them. His only consolation is that Kakashi is just as weirded out as he is.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 81,609 - Reviews: 1119 - Favs: 2,405 - Follows: 2,688 - Updated: 6/20 - Published: 3/20/2018 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Senju Returned by TheBeardedOne reviews
Sequel to Senju Ruto - The youngest son of Tsunade has started his journey into becoming the best Shinobi he can be, aided by a powerful teacher and his childhood friend.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 112,530 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 6/19 - Published: 3/15 - Complete
Virginia is for Lovers by Lady FoxFire reviews
You find yourself in an unwanted marriage contract. Your death is not an option, your future spouse and in-laws' deaths might be an option. That is until Neville shows you how to escape and perhaps a way to deal with a Dark Lord who just doesn't want to die.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,946 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 6/14 - Published: 6/12 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
O' Brave New World by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Year Five, crack pairing. Hermione's mum has come to visit after a nasty divorce. Sirius Black is an ex-convict. You get the picture... As do Harry and Hermione, unfortunately.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,867 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 6/4 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
The Unusual Rise Of WAAAAGH! Gitsploda by RumbleintheDumbles reviews
The terrific and terrifying tale of a titan's rise. Or possibly just someone having a laugh. Heck, it could even be all of the above.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/23 - Orks, Harlequins - Complete
Too Many Champions by maschl reviews
Harry and Hermione decide to help Fred and George to enter their names into the Goblet of Fire. Then, they enter some more names. Chaos ensues... A story that combines humour, logic, canon concepts, and some unique plot bunnies into a 4th-year tale that's hopefully different. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 83,314 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 1,642 - Follows: 1,565 - Updated: 5/23 - Published: 1/24 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
What's a Gungan? by mjimeyg reviews
A teenager falls from the sky but has no presence in The Force. He doesn't even know what he landed on. He certainly isn't anywhere near home anymore.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 83,368 - Reviews: 1598 - Favs: 4,106 - Follows: 3,301 - Updated: 5/8 - Published: 4/30 - [Padmé Amidala, Harry P.] Yoda, Sirius B. - Complete
I Quit!- A challenge or adoption fic by slythefoxx2 reviews
Naruto doesn't want to be a container anymore and wants to quit. Hiruzen would rather he not.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,802 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 4/29 - Published: 8/9/2018 - Naruto U., Ibiki M., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Betrayal of Betraying Betrayers by ZebJeb reviews
Harry Potter, after defeating Voldemort in his fifth year, finds himself betrayed by those he trusted most. Yep, totally betrayed, and there is no other explanation for it whatsoever. PARODY ONE-SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,399 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 103 - Published: 4/28 - Harry P., Hermione G., Albus D., Luna L. - Complete
Alexander Dantes by William Theodore Savage reviews
Alexander Dantes was a mere child, eager to learn magic, but he was a muggle-born and he knew not what that meant. But after his first night in Hogwarts he learned, and now this new world would suffer the consequences. Join him as he enacts his revenge, learns the secrets of magic, and fights for his very survival. Covers Years 1-7, Canon Compliant. MATURE! PART ONE! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 117,937 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 2/10 - OC - Complete
Levels by The Other Side of Darkness reviews
AU. Taylor triggers as a Thinker. It makes her the strongest cape. Ever. Changed the Rating to M at behest of a reviewer, just to be safe. Rewrite begins in Chapter Sixteen.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Worm - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,528 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 1,378 - Follows: 1,288 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 1/12/2016 - Skitter, Tattletale - Complete
The Animagus Transformation Potion by maschl reviews
Harry and his friends take a potion to turn into their Animagus forms. The results are not quite what they had hoped for.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,698 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 46 - Published: 2/22 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
No Disney Princes Were Harmed by Lady FoxFire reviews
All things come back to bite you in the ass or knock some sense into you.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,287 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 2/15 - Complete
Molly Weasley and the Second Cousin by ZebJeb reviews
Molly's children do not know much about her second cousin, besides him being an accountant or something. She has a good reason to keep her family in the dark.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,321 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 120 - Published: 2/15 - Molly W. - Complete
The Rod of God by Zero Rewind reviews
Set in the Deathly Hallows. Harry and Ron die instead of Dobby in the escape from Malfoy Manor. Hermione, forced to bury them at Shell Cottage, devises a plan to end the war once and for all. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 45 - Published: 2/1 - Hermione G. - Complete
Big Words by maschl reviews
Harry always listened to Hermione's advice. But after a fight with Malfoy, maybe he should have listened a bit more closely. Crack fic. Violence. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 52 - Published: 12/8/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter And The Cursed Plotline by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Harry gets ambushed by two unfamiliar boys with oddly familiar faces and learns some very strange things. [Oneshot. Crackfic. Time travel. Albus-bashing (NOT Dumbledore-bashing). Not for "Cursed Child" fans.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,440 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 40 - Published: 11/18/2019 - Harry P., Cedric D., Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Weaseling Past The Age Line by Right What Is Wrong reviews
The Weasley Twins point out the insufficiency of the Age Line, and a few other things. [Oneshot. Crackfic.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 45 - Published: 11/4/2019 - George W., Albus D., Fred W. - Complete
Champion of Fame by SugarcaneSoldier reviews
Ron has sometimes been referred to as jealous of Harry's fame. Fortunately, he's got a very easy way to get a whole lot of it. Moderate Crackiness.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,439 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/3/2019 - Ron W. - Complete
Choose: the rest is in the details by Lens of Sanity reviews
I've heard good things about Evil, and after I made my choice I've gotta tell you, it feels good, very good.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,455 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 10/31/2019 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Groundhog Harry's Descent Into Madness by zugrian reviews
After winning the war and defeating the Dark Lord, Harry thought he was finished being fate's chewtoy. He wakes up 14 again and has yet another date with the triwizard tournament. Now he's stuck in a time loop, trading his sanity for amusement, and the universe will never be the same. Includes: sex, violence, swearing, lunacy, bashing, and probably some silly tropes as well.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,791 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 10/27/2019 - Published: 3/13/2019 - Harry P., Parvati P., Susan B., Daphne G. - Complete
Explosive Problem-Solving by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Anakin takes the quick and easy route to nullifying his nightmares. [Oneshot. ROTS-AU. Crackfic.]
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 60 - Published: 10/24/2019 - [Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala] - Complete
A Case Study in the Sturdiness of the Rookie 9 by Varmint reviews
Different Team AU! Teams 7, 8, and 10 are not the ones we know and love. How will the Rookie 9 deal with crazed, annoying, kind of incompatible, mostly insane teammates? From humor to actually serious plot points, I like to think this story has a little something for everyone. Now complete!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 92,003 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 9/25/2019 - Published: 3/4/2018 - Team Seven, Team Eight, Team Ten - Complete
Age Lines Are Useless by Zero Rewind reviews
A series of one-shots dedicated to showing how utterly stupid the idea of an Age Line truly is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,372 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 9/21/2019 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
The Council- A challenge Fic by slythefoxx2 reviews
Naruto has grown tired of being pushed around by the Council. He decides to push back.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,913 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 213 - Published: 9/3/2019 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Mirror, Mirror by kb0 reviews
Sirius decides to stop brooding and asks a few pointed questions which leads Harry to an interesting choice.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,794 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 230 - Published: 8/29/2019 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Valkyrie by GreyWolfKnight reviews
What happens when a BSG nerd gets Self-Inserted into the body of a battlestar commander on the eve of the 2nd Cylon War? Stations of canon get broken and new twists emerge as the human race tried desperately to survive the Cylon onslaught.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,531 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 8/28/2019 - Published: 1/20/2019 - Complete
Weeb by Andrius reviews
Harry grows up watching anime and fantasizing about having superpowers. When his Hogwarts letter arrives, he jumps at the chance to live the life of a harem protagonist. Not a harem fic. Timeline moved forward to modern day.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 124,315 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 1,961 - Follows: 1,510 - Updated: 8/24/2019 - Published: 2/3/2017 - Harry P. - Complete
Trump Card by ack1308 reviews
Taylor gains powers in the locker; this much is familiar. But the power she gets, and what she does with it, begins to change things around considerably. Faced with the pressure of the power she has, and official apathy, she must make her own decisions, and take a different route to achieve her goals. There will be trouble.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 180,285 - Reviews: 1451 - Favs: 4,288 - Follows: 4,328 - Updated: 8/19/2019 - Published: 12/16/2014 - Shadow Stalker, Armsmaster, Über, Leet - Complete
Better be Gryffindor by MirrorShard reviews
In which the Sorting is less of a choice between Dark and Light and more of a fashion statement, Gryffindors are more than reckless, bumbling fools, and Slytherins aren't the only ones playing politics. Hidden in plain sight, in the one house they least expected, Harry Potter becomes what he was always meant to be. Hogwarts beware, the Dark Lord's equal is rising! Rewritten.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,364 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 8/2/2019 - Published: 1/30/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Dean T. - Complete
Private Investigator by ShockingRevelations reviews
What do you do when you have a fiancé you really don't want to marry? Do you challenge him to a Rating Game? Do you threaten him? Or do you hire a Private Investigator to gather enough dirt on him and his family that you can turn the Pillar family into an Extra family? Rated T because it's High School DxD.
High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 52 - Published: 8/1/2019 - H. Issei, Rias G. - Complete
It Gets Worse by ack1308 reviews
This is a Taylor Hebert centric story, starting just after the locker. Details after that are sketchy ...
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 152,972 - Reviews: 1723 - Favs: 3,646 - Follows: 3,004 - Updated: 7/26/2019 - Published: 12/4/2015 - Shadow Stalker, Danny H., Emma B., Madison C. - Complete
The Archeologist by Racke reviews
After having worked for over a decade as a Curse Breaker, Harry wakes up in an alternate time-line, in a grave belonging to Rose Potter. Fem!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 91,563 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 3,590 - Follows: 2,473 - Updated: 7/19/2019 - Published: 6/23/2019 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Great Getaway by JoeNobody reviews
Inspired by Clell65619's "Second Life," Chapter 27 of his "Boneyard," Harry Potter decides that he really, really wants to get way, way, way away from it all... for at least a little while. And Hermione knows just where to take him. Update: this story took a twist that caught me totally by surprise, but I just held on for dear life while it ran where it wanted to go.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,154 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 7/5/2019 - Published: 4/25/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Senju Naruto by TheBeardedOne reviews
In the aftermath of the Kyuubi attack on Konoha, the new vessel lies dead, slain by infiltrators unknown. Elsewhere, one of the Sannin has settled down to raise her new family, including a blue-eyed baby... (Sequel up - Senju Returned)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,130 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 633 - Updated: 7/3/2019 - Published: 6/23/2019 - Complete
Ice Cream by Andrius reviews
Harry runs into the Ice Queen of Slytherin during a late night trip to the kitchens.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,147 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 2,060 - Follows: 898 - Published: 6/28/2019 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
The Petrov Gambit by OlegGunnarsson reviews
Albus Dumbledore decides to do everything he can to make sure that young Harry Potter enjoys his childhood. Things, as it turns out, get just a little bit out of hand. One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,765 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 68 - Published: 6/10/2019 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Dragon Chronicles 1: Muggle-Raised Champion by Stargon1 reviews
The day before Harry Potter was due to go to Hogwarts for the very first time, his aunt and uncle informed him that he wouldn't be going. Instead, he was sent to Stonewall High. Now, three years later, the Goblet of Fire has named him as a TriWizard Champion. What that means is anyone's guess, but to Harry, one thing is clear: he can finally get away from Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 122,377 - Reviews: 2405 - Favs: 6,732 - Follows: 5,497 - Updated: 6/5/2019 - Published: 11/11/2015 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
An Honest Gringotts Visit by Vanwilder reviews
Every Gringotts visit ever. A parody one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/22/2019 - Harry P. - Complete
Family - It's in the Blood by mjimeyg reviews
Somebody decides to teach Harry about the importance of blood.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,992 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 1,727 - Follows: 685 - Published: 5/21/2019 - [Harry P., Astoria G.] - Complete
Another Matter for Lawyers by The Ferryman reviews
"I don't know what else to tell you, Dragon," Armsmaster frowned. "It sounds like you have exhausted all the potential avenues your employment with the Protectorate, Guild, and PRT make possible." "That's…true," Dragon said slowly. "Colin," she breathed after perhaps three seconds, "you're a genius."
Worm - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,530 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 5/16/2019 - Published: 4/16/2019 - Brandish, Canary - Complete
Show me the Way by The Ferryman reviews
"She's a wannabe hero. Has been from the start, since the night Lung was first brought into custody." In the hospital after Leviathan, knowing the truth of Shadow Stalker's identity and with both Armsmaster and Tattletale threatening the Truce, Taylor proposes a compromise. Because no one can make the wrong decision every time.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,812 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 233 - Published: 5/8/2019 - Complete
Of Birds, if not Bees by The Ferryman reviews
Canary's trial prompts Ethan to explain some of the facts of cape-life to Rory.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 47 - Published: 5/2/2019 - Miss Militia, Triumph, Assault, Battery - Complete
Greyff's Mischief Fragment Mjolnir by TheBeardedOne reviews
Originally written and posted by Greyff but deleted due to flaming - The God of Mischief Toltiir decides to make a change in Naruto's life and now the blond has learned the ways of Mid-Childan magic. How will this change things?
Crossover - Naruto & Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 86,992 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 84 - Published: 4/29/2019 - Complete
A Training Trip by Sarcasm Dragon reviews
Jiraiya has taken Naruto on a 3 year trip to train him to be able to face his future, but Konoha's #1 Unpredictable Ninja feels he's not making much progress. The group of Iwa nin who come across him might have to disagree. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,234 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 72 - Published: 4/23/2019 - Complete
Not Dumbledore by kathryn518 reviews
Ron Weasley knows something the Wizarding World does not.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,558 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 2,548 - Follows: 880 - Published: 4/21/2019 - Harry P., Ron W., Albus D. - Complete
I Know Your Secret by Phantasy Degree reviews
AU 4th year. Hope is strong with plenty of secrets, especial the one hidden because 'reasons' okay? However, it shows the light for the corruption it holds. And a beautiful Veela sees our heroes secrets unravelled joyfully within her arms. And the dark is shown to have been made to give the light power and reason. But Hope will stand strong and change the world.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 87,817 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 1,965 - Follows: 1,769 - Updated: 4/20/2019 - Published: 7/24/2012 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] - Complete
Getting Too Old For This by ManMadeOfLasers reviews
Harry Potter finds himself, and his normal bi-polar luck, pulled out of a quiet retirement and into the limelight of the 23rd century. He finds a grand new stage upon which his 'saving-people-thing' can act, and before he can say no, is pulled into the middle of a galaxy-spanning conflict. Rated 'M' for bad words and ideas, re-worked and re-posted. Enjoy.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 82,376 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 2,341 - Follows: 2,082 - Updated: 4/15/2019 - Published: 7/31/2017 - Complete
End Game by muishiki reviews
Our choices define us. Taylor finds an opportunity and seizes it. One-shot. AU. Complete.
Crossover - Ender's Game series & Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,654 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/18/2019 - Complete
A Matter for Lawyers by The Ferryman reviews
"She could have drowned you in bugs," Calle said. Tagg wasn't certain if that would have been a mercy or a punishment.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,189 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 734 - Updated: 3/6/2019 - Published: 2/21/2019 - Skitter, Alexandria, Danny H., Tagg - Complete
Hot Shower by Lady FoxFire reviews
There are intruders in your house. Your wife is being held hostage. What do you do? Answer – Go take a hot shower.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,248 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 137 - Published: 2/17/2019 - Harry P., Draco M., Ginny W., Blaise Z. - Complete
White Sheep by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Every family has its odd member, the one that doesn't fit. Jaune was just that, the black sheep. He had always wanted to be the hero, to be a Huntsman. But when your name is Jaune Salem Arc - Prince of the Grimm - and your mother is understandably against the idea, what is a young man to do? Why, run away to attend Beacon in pursuit of a dream, of course. What could go wrong?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 104 - Words: 811,331 - Reviews: 12586 - Favs: 6,760 - Follows: 6,386 - Updated: 2/14/2019 - Published: 12/25/2016 - Jaune A. - Complete
The Paths Diverge by Vaneria Potter reviews
Because there was NO WAY leaving a toddler on a doorstep in the middle of a winter night could POSSIBLY go wrong...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,057 - Reviews: 1998 - Favs: 7,344 - Follows: 2,432 - Updated: 1/23/2019 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
A Fearful Redux by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Don't like the world? Go find another.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,226 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 1,794 - Follows: 1,174 - Updated: 1/17/2019 - Published: 1/15/2019 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Try not to Fuck up The future, Warning: Future gets fucked by Yojimbra reviews
(working title). Naruto finds him self falling towards the earth and ends up splashing down in front of a very beautiful and pissed off woman that claims that she is Uchiha Madara. Naruto x Fem Madara. Time Travel... probably. Probably Yandere Madara.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,163 - Reviews: 1287 - Favs: 2,871 - Follows: 2,684 - Updated: 12/29/2018 - Published: 9/29/2018 - [Naruto U., Madara U.] - Complete
A Thin Veneer by AlbertG reviews
Captain James T. Kirk Chancellor Gorkon rescues a group of Human refugees from the far side of the galaxy. That simple act of kindness will be the spark a war that ranges across the galaxy and reveal the thinness of the veil that separates civilization fr
TV X-overs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 83 - Words: 448,889 - Reviews: 1777 - Favs: 1,106 - Follows: 963 - Updated: 12/13/2018 - Published: 7/3/2004
Extraordinary Summer by BrilliantLady reviews
It's the summer of Harry's fourth year, and his holiday includes a promotional book tour on Lockhart's behalf! During his tour Harry meets werewolves, a hag, and other interesting characters, and visits the fascinatingly unique magical districts of Paris and Gabon. Smart!Harry, Grey!Harry, Sane!Voldemort, pure-blood culture. Part 5 of "Perfectly Normal". Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 175,679 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 674 - Updated: 12/3/2018 - Published: 7/23/2018 - Harry P., Sirius B., Draco M., Neville L. - Complete
Petunia Evans, Tomb Raider by Starfox5 reviews
AU. Petunia Evans might have been a squib but she was smart and stubborn. While Lily went to Hogwarts, Petunia went to a boarding school and later studied archaeology. Dr Evans ended up raiding tombs for Gringotts with the help of their Curse-Breakers and using her findings to advance her career as an archaeologist. And raising her unfortunately impressionable nephew.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Tomb Raider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 52,388 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 1,225 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 12/1/2018 - Published: 9/1/2018 - [Petunia D., Sirius B.] [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Yami: The Gamer Kage by I'mjusttryingtofindmyway reviews
A man wakes up to find himself inside the world of Naruto experiencing it via a video game. Forced to fight to survive, he sets upon a path of self-discovery, whether to save this world or destroy it. Self Insert. Finished, finally.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 313,722 - Reviews: 6909 - Favs: 8,390 - Follows: 7,787 - Updated: 11/18/2018 - Published: 1/12/2018 - OC - Complete
A Subtle Approach (Worm Endbringer SI) - Complete by xxJevranxx reviews
A Worm CYOA fic using the Endbringer mode.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38,094 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 10/27/2018 - Published: 7/1/2017 - Complete
Enough by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Harry Potter wasn't stupid nor naive. He grew up having to look out for himself. Why would that suddenly change in the Wizarding World? But a snake in lion's clothing wouldn't reveal itself until it was to late to stop him. He wanted freedom, and he would get it. No matter what Dumbledore, the Ministry or Voldemort might think. Alternate from Order of the Phoenix
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 64,328 - Reviews: 1171 - Favs: 4,919 - Follows: 3,396 - Updated: 10/21/2018 - Published: 9/1/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
Starting Over by kb0 reviews
Harry hoped that going to Hogwarts would be a good thing for him, his chance to start over. He was surprised by what he found.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,308 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 280 - Published: 10/9/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
The Biggest What-If by RumbleintheDumbles reviews
Because really, what did you expect when you gave a dorky teenager laser eye beams that destroy the forces of evil.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 70 - Published: 9/28/2018 - Ruby R. - Complete
Democracy by Starfox5 reviews
AU. Neville Longbottom had good cause to be happy. Voldemort and his Death Eaters had been defeated. His parents had been avenged. He had taken his N.E.W.T.s and was now taking his seat in the Wizengamot. Unfortunately, some of his friends weren't content with restoring the status quo ante and demanded rather extensive reforms.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,374 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 9/25/2018 - Published: 9/22/2018 - [Neville L., Daphne G.] Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
I'm Sorry I Turned You Into A Girl by Yojimbra reviews
Warning: Do not attempt to mess with a seal when you have no idea what the fuck the seal does. Results may include death, famine, apocalypse, gender changing, hyper-attachment, random personality changes, yandere, and tsundere personalities. Fem Sasuke. Crack. The result of staying up till four AM. Now with Bonus Tayuya DLC! Review now to get access to this wonderful cat girl!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,479 - Reviews: 893 - Favs: 1,630 - Follows: 1,551 - Updated: 9/9/2018 - Published: 6/27/2018 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] Tayuya - Complete
Going Through The Motions by Right What Is Wrong reviews
They can be made to participate in the Tournament, but not to treat it seriously. (Crackfic. Oneshot.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 84 - Published: 9/4/2018 - Harry P., Fleur D., Viktor K., Cedric D. - Complete
When Haggar gets drunk by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Witch Haggar has created many robeasts to help King Zarkon to finally conquer Planet Arus. But the Voltron Force always managed to foil her plans. After another punishment for failure, she gets drunk to forget her misery. The results couldn't have been expected and go very different to what she might have had in mind.
Voltron - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,192 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/1/2018 - Keith K., Allura, Haggar - Complete
Reformed, Returned and Really Trying by Starfox5 reviews
AU. With Albus dead, there's only one wizard left to continue his fight. His oldest friend. His true love. There's no better choice for defeating a Dark Lord bent on murdering all muggleborns than the one wizard who gathered them under his banner once before. True, things went a little out of hand, but Gellert Grindelwald has changed. If only everyone else would realise this...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,946 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 1,006 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 8/31/2018 - Published: 8/25/2018 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Gellert G. - Complete
An Abnormal Godfather by BrilliantLady reviews
Harry finds juggling studying for his Muggle IGCSEs and his Hogwarts subjects harder than he expected, especially with the distraction of Sirius Black escaping Azkaban. What he really needs is more time… why does Hermione look so guilty when he says that? Smart!Harry, Grey!Harry, Sane!Voldemort, pure-blood culture. Part 4 of "Perfectly Normal". Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 232,659 - Reviews: 992 - Favs: 1,130 - Follows: 1,162 - Updated: 8/3/2018 - Published: 6/9/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Neville L. - Complete
Branches by To Mockingbird reviews
Kakashi falls off a tree and lands in a different world. Literally. Now he's in a dimension where nothing makes sense—but he's used to that. Kakashi plans to wreak as much havoc as he can and find his way home . . . if he can.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,428 - Reviews: 1414 - Favs: 4,271 - Follows: 3,939 - Updated: 8/1/2018 - Published: 8/19/2014 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
The Young not always Listen by LordXaero reviews
The Citadel Council is looking for resources, what would they find.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,942 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 65 - Published: 8/1/2018 - Complete
The Dark Lady Potter-Black by ReluctantSidekick reviews
Tonks and Harry are married. But that doesn't mean she has to stop being the Dark Lady she's always dreamed of being. It just means now Harry is even more along for the ride. Sequel to The Dark Lady Tonks. Don't take this story seriously, Lord knows I'm not
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,132 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 7/28/2018 - Published: 7/20/2018 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] - Complete
Goddess Dresden by Xavon Wrentaile reviews
A young man's karma, out of balance. A Goddess sent to grant him a wish. A contract between a Goddess and a Wizard. I'm not sure who got the better end of the deal, Harry or Lind.
Crossover - Oh My Goddess! & Dresden Files - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,151 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 224 - Published: 7/20/2018 - Lind, H. Dresden - Complete
The Dark Lady Tonks by ReluctantSidekick reviews
ONE SHOT- When Tonks was six she discovered that there hadn't been a Dark Lady since Le Fey, she decides to become the Dark Lady Tonks. But there's a problem; every time she tries to do something evil, she ends up being a hero. Shout out to Chaos Shadow Kitsune for this idea- HONKS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,821 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 1,092 - Follows: 387 - Published: 7/11/2018 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] - Complete
The Price is Right by High Pot In Noose reviews
Point of deviation: Harry's primary school taught Home Economics. Harry's not going to let the wonders of magic take away his common sense, and if he can get a good deal, he's going to take it. Meanwhile, money is fun, but magic is funner. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,637 - Reviews: 1328 - Favs: 7,066 - Follows: 4,541 - Updated: 7/10/2018 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Harry P., Dean T., Justin F., Morag M. - Complete
Dear Friends by JaimeJabs reviews
And all he left was a goodbye letter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/4/2018 - Complete
Strange Company by Forthwith16 reviews
Lord Vader has an unusual request for Senator Amidala, a shocking question, and an audacious plan.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,050 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 110 - Published: 5/30/2018 - Darth Vader, Padmé Amidala - Complete
She Is a Prisoner, Right? by Forthwith16 reviews
Dear Diary, so yesterday I discovered some things my brother and sister-in-law left behind. Oh, you didn't know I have a sister-in-law? Well, neither did I.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,258 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 118 - Published: 5/10/2018 - [Kallen S., Lelouch L.] - Complete
Albus Dumbledore, Accelerationist by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Many have criticized Albus Dumbledore for not taking adequate steps to undermine Tom Riddle's plays for power, rein in Severus Snape's behavior toward Gryffindors, and see to Harry Potter's welfare... but what if that was the point? 'It is in this revolutionary sense alone, gentlemen, that I vote in favor...' (Manipulative!Dumbledore. Oneshot. Crackfic.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 68 - Published: 5/8/2018 - Albus D. - Complete
Observations of a Wannabe Kunoichi by Quatermass reviews
(AU) There are many things that make a great ninja. Sakura Haruno may not be physically strong, but she is quite intelligent for her age, and she wants to be a great kunoichi like Tsunade. While practising her espionage skills at 10 years old, she uncovers Naruto's dark secret...which may very well lead to a more coherent Team 7... (No Sakura-bashing here. Don't like, don't read)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 43 - Words: 128,722 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 1,432 - Follows: 1,311 - Updated: 4/14/2018 - Published: 9/2/2015 - [Sakura H., Haku] [Hinata H., Naruto U.] - Complete
The Forbidden Spell by senawario reviews
Quite by chance, Harry finds a spell that is supposed to do his homework, but of course he can't tell anyone, not even his best friend. But is that all this spell does? Rated M for language and DE viciousness.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,753 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 167 - Published: 4/7/2018 - Complete
Who Did It? by kb0 reviews
When his name comes out of the Goblet of Fire, Harry wants to know who put his name in. The professors aren't cooperating, so he takes matters into his own hands.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,524 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 2,031 - Follows: 762 - Published: 4/1/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
Fidelius - a tale of pig-headedness by Polydicta reviews
Once more, Harry Potter is called upon to save British Wizarding society - this time from a Minister for Magic who simply won't change his mind. Warning for Biblical Plagues and nasty death. A short story in three very short chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,155 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 40 - Published: 4/1/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
Hagrid's First Lesson by White Angel of Auralon reviews
What if Hagrid had realised that just going ahead with his first lesson as a teacher wasn't a good idea? What if he had some help and advice from an expert during the summer? Well, this one-shot is what I think could have happened.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 231 - Published: 3/31/2018 - Rubeus H. - Complete
Engagements and Economic Crises by Lady Hallen reviews
How Harry's Engagement ended with the rise on the price of Robes and Dragon Liver
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 51 - Published: 3/24/2018 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Daughter, Dragon by 6thfloormadness reviews
Richter leaves a different message to be found in the event of his death.
Worm - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,377 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 158 - Published: 3/20/2018 - Dragon - Complete
A Simple Teenage Shop Owner by AngryOwl reviews
Things aren't always as simple as they seem. Just because he found himself in a new world, Naruto shouldn't have forgotten this. Now he must deal with angel, fallen angels, devils, perverts and god, all while maintaining a relationship and running his store. Things can never be simple for him.
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 266,981 - Reviews: 6422 - Favs: 9,691 - Follows: 9,066 - Updated: 3/14/2018 - Published: 7/8/2015 - Naruto U., T. Koneko - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,190 - Reviews: 1566 - Favs: 9,341 - Follows: 3,220 - Updated: 3/12/2018 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 3 - Harry's Year off by BajaB reviews
Sequel - Read the others first, of course. Lazy!harry is back for another year of doing nothing. This will not be a long story. Sorry for the wait.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,981 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 3,685 - Follows: 1,666 - Updated: 3/10/2018 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Complete
Jungle Laws by The Ferryman reviews
in which Taylor reads from her mother's books, and decides to confront Sophia instead of leaving matters to Regent, Miss Militia has a rough start to leadership, Battery plays detective, and people take turns dressing up as Skitter.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Crime/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,777 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 114 - Published: 3/5/2018 - Skitter, Shadow Stalker - Complete
For the Win, or by The Ferryman reviews
How l33t saves the world because Cauldron hasn't been doing its 'job', Contessa hasn't been looking for the right Path, and Skitter knows how to delegate important matters to those best suited to handling them even if it means potentially compromising the Villainous Top Secret World-Saving Conspiracy. And Rachel gets to play with puppies, of course.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,583 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 99 - Published: 2/26/2018 - Skitter, Tattletale, Leet, Contessa - Complete
The Last Couple on Earth by jlluh reviews
Harry and Hermione seek to avert Armageddon by altering a small but oddly impactful moment. COMPLETE (probably)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 49 - Published: 2/14/2018 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Rogue Knight by Illuviar reviews
A man with the memories and skills of a Sith Warrior from a conflict that ended four millenia ago finds himself thrown in the opening weeks of the Clone Wars. He has a mission - deal with the current Sith Lord and his supporters permanently and prepare the galaxy for the eventual arrival of the Vong. This is a SI story.
Crossover - Star Wars & Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 169 - Words: 637,470 - Reviews: 2782 - Favs: 3,192 - Follows: 2,782 - Updated: 1/5/2018 - Published: 10/26/2014 - Complete
Remember, Remember the 5th of November by mandymld reviews
Harry Potter, Guy Fawkes day and the hunt for the horcruxes with a smart Harry. Plus the fallout from ending the war early.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,389 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 84 - Published: 12/27/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Deeply Shrouded by Elunas reviews
The Force, is in all things. Dark, Light, and in-between. At times, it must Balance itself.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,046 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/27/2017 - Luke S., Leia O., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Deal with a Devil by Silently Watches reviews
She was an agent of Evil who regretted her choices. He was a child with a destiny too heavy for his shoulders. Is the Wizarding World ready for a Boy-Who-Lived influenced by a reforming Fallen Angel? …Probably not. NOT Harry/Lash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 179,494 - Reviews: 2544 - Favs: 3,321 - Follows: 3,417 - Updated: 12/25/2017 - Published: 4/15/2015 - Harry P., Lash - Complete
The Man in Blue by Thuktun Flishithy reviews
A one-shot dealing with what would happen if one of the most noblebright characters in fiction arrived in one of the most grimdark settings.
Crossover - Superman & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,759 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 41 - Published: 12/19/2017 - Complete
Harry Potter: IronWizard by kb0 reviews
After the disaster at the end of 5th year, Hermione sees a comic book and decides she can do better than others to keep Harry safe by making him a suit of armor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 76,013 - Reviews: 732 - Favs: 1,916 - Follows: 1,520 - Updated: 12/15/2017 - Published: 10/29/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Monstrous by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Something new has arrived in the Forbidden Forest, and the Boy-Who-Lived never arrived at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,831 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 2,859 - Follows: 973 - Published: 12/10/2017 - Complete
Fae's Path to Konoha by Racke reviews
Six-year-old Harry walks through a mirror, and Sakura becomes a big sister. But the Boy-Who-Lived still has a role to play.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,704 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 683 - Updated: 12/3/2017 - Published: 11/19/2017 - Harry P., Sakura H. - Complete
Strategic Retreat by JackPotr reviews
After Sirius' death, Harry learns of things hidden from him and makes some realizations about both factions of the war. Along the way, Harry uses the unknown power to break free and start a new life. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,894 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 908 - Follows: 354 - Published: 12/1/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Confusion by Natascope reviews
AU. During his sixth year, Harry gets Obliviated of what appears to be a fairly important week.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,313 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 97 - Published: 11/25/2017 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
THAT's not a knife THIS is a knife! by senawario reviews
Any summary I can write would give it away. Heck this isn't even about knives, so even the title is misleading :-)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,181 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 70 - Published: 11/24/2017 - Complete
The Actual Answer by Lord Mendasuit reviews
Kakashi uses very specific wording and accidentally gets his point across.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 95 - Published: 11/24/2017 - Team Seven - Complete
Sweet Revenge by VFSNAKE reviews
One-shot. Naruto hates Konoha. He hates Jiraiya. He knows the truth about everything. What does he do? What anyone else would do in his place. No! Not forgive! Get sweet revenge!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,901 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 442 - Published: 11/23/2017 - Complete
There's more than one binding in that contract by senawario reviews
The binding contracts between the goblet and each champion are not the only ones in play.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,127 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 175 - Published: 11/14/2017 - Hermione G., Sirius B., Dobby - Complete
Not even a first chance! by senawario reviews
(alt title: Disproportionate response). Give the death-eaters a second chance? No way, not even a *first* chance! This is a "redo" fic with a twist. The pairing will eventually be Harmony but a good part of the story happens when they are too young so hard-core Harmonians need to be patient. Rated M for possible violence in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 53 - Words: 186,994 - Reviews: 1069 - Favs: 2,017 - Follows: 1,889 - Updated: 10/31/2017 - Published: 2/11/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Dobby - Complete
Hermione Granger, Demonologist by BrilliantLady reviews
Hermione was eight when she summoned her first demon. She was lonely. He asked what she wanted, and she said a friend to have tea parties with. It confused him a lot. But that wasn't going to stop him from striking a promising deal with the young witch. Dark!Hermione, Slytherin!Hermione, occult theme. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,955 - Reviews: 1183 - Favs: 4,200 - Follows: 2,367 - Updated: 10/19/2017 - Published: 8/14/2017 - Hermione G., Theodore N. - Complete
What Betrothal? by Xelan reviews
Marriage laws, forced betrothals, the phrase, "It is what it is." I'm not in favor of any of these, so naturally I wrote a story that includes all of them. Light on the Ron and Molly bashing -for me. Eventual Harmony.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 142 - Published: 10/15/2017 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] Ron W. - Complete
The Howler by Mnementh1 reviews
A serial killer is targeting Death Eaters. Who could The Howler be? A short one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 98 - Published: 10/4/2017 - Harry P., Amelia B. - Complete
Heroes and Villains by ack1308 reviews
When Taylor Hebert attempts to recruit Sophia Hess during Gold Morning, it doesn't go so well. This does, however, have a knock-on effect for Sophia and another Brockton Bay parahuman ...
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,878 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 80 - Published: 9/24/2017 - Complete
Kidnapped by The Seven of Us reviews
In which being kidnapped is viewed as a normal, if annoying, thing. Sorta-nice!Petunia. Threeshot, crackfic. By Ruby. Complete as is, but occasionally adds another piece as inspiration strikes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,935 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 9/17/2017 - Published: 1/31/2016 - Harry P., Minerva M., Petunia D. - Complete
Hermione Granger, Dermatologist by BrilliantLady reviews
Hermione makes new friends at Hogwarts – and one lifelong enemy – with her newfound love for proper skin and hair care. The wizarding world will be changed forever! A silly idea turned serious, and dedicated to those who skim read the title of my fic "Hermione Granger, Demonologist" a bit too fast. Hermione POV, humour, no pairings, complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,412 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 222 - Published: 9/7/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Parvati P., Eloise M. - Complete
To Get a Date by jlluh reviews
Harry can't date until Voldemort is defeated. Harry/Luna. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,097 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 77 - Published: 8/26/2017 - Harry P., Albus D., Luna L. - Complete
Trolling the Toad by Akela Victoire reviews
If his life at Hogwarts was going to be a living hell, then so was hers. She wouldn't know what hit her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 86,140 - Reviews: 846 - Favs: 1,852 - Follows: 1,668 - Updated: 8/11/2017 - Published: 8/12/2016 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
Hedwig Slightly Unhinged by Temporal Knight reviews
Hedwig is a very smart owl; none would dare deny that! So what is a very smart owl to do when she finds her human's living conditions unsatisfactory? Finding a new home is top of the list. Finding a mate for him is right after it. After all how is an owl supposed to justify having owlets if her human hasn't had children of his own yet? Very much a humor fic, no bashing of anyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,574 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 3,558 - Follows: 1,379 - Published: 8/6/2017 - Harry P., Hedwig - Complete
Warped Reflection by Fencer22 reviews
Naruto was always alone. He just wanted a friend. So he made one. Or, where a Jinchuriki goes crazy without being a violent physco, or depressed loner.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,669 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 69 - Published: 8/5/2017 - [Naruto U., OC] - Complete
Divided and Entwined by Starfox5 reviews
AU. Fudge doesn't try to ignore Voldemort's return at the end of the 4th Year. Instead, influenced by Malfoy, he tries to appease the Dark Lord. Many think that the rights of the muggleborns are a small price to pay to avoid a bloody war. Hermione Granger and the other muggleborns disagree. Vehemently.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 67 - Words: 643,288 - Reviews: 1875 - Favs: 1,590 - Follows: 1,454 - Updated: 7/29/2017 - Published: 4/23/2016 - [Ron W., Hermione G.] Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
The Desk of Requirement by senawario reviews
This fic was "inspired" by reading a completely pointless fic where Remus and Sirius read the epilogue, and basically just smile and grin to themselves, happy that Harry is alive and well and all that. They don't actually **do** anything. As I said, pointless. So I decided to xkcd 386 that one-shot ;-)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,898 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 118 - Published: 7/18/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B. - Complete
War Crimes by SpoonandJohn reviews
Professor Snape has pretty much despaired of ever teaching a dunderhead like Potter how to occlude his mind properly. Since he *is* on the side of the angels, he offers Harry a lesser option, one less effective but easier to do. Combined with a little sadism on Harry's part and he's lucky that Snape feels obligated to keep him out of prison for war crimes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 141 - Published: 7/17/2017 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Old School by gman391 reviews
The ninja way has not always been a nice one. By chance Naruto has met those who know the old ways. Now our hero is trained in the old school of the ninja. Naruto shall live and die by stealth. (Discontinued with summary Ending)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 90,870 - Reviews: 838 - Favs: 2,659 - Follows: 2,392 - Updated: 7/12/2017 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Death First! by Lucillia reviews
Despite certain abilities, the Original Non-Duplicate Nanadaime Hokage Uzumaki Naruto is seen in his office alone with all his paperwork with nary a clone in sight when one would expect him to have spammed the place with the things and gotten his paperwork done in five minutes. This is why that was the case.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 134 - Published: 7/9/2017 - Naruto U. - Complete
It's All in the Name by apAidan reviews
just my take on the seemingly eternal debate about whether or not 'Harry' was Harry's actusl first name. And how it might impact the TriWizard Tournament. This isn't plainchant, so there's Harmony to be had.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 391 - Published: 7/8/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Albus D.
Man's Absolute Most Bestest Friend by Lucillia reviews
Why the Uchiha don't let their kids keep pets anymore.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 117 - Published: 7/8/2017 - Complete
Wind Shear by Chilord reviews
A sharp and sudden change that can have devastating effects. When a Harry Potter that didn't follow the path of the Epilogue finds himself suddenly thrown into 1970, he settles into a muggle pub to enjoy a nice drink and figure out what he should do with the situation. Naturally, things don't work out the way he intended.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,280 - Reviews: 2712 - Favs: 13,137 - Follows: 7,751 - Updated: 7/6/2017 - Published: 5/31/2017 - Harry P., Bellatrix L., Charlus P. - Complete
Why Time Traveling is Inadvisable by Lucillia reviews
Naruto and Sasuke decide to combine the Oiroke Jutsu and Time Travel to pull a prank on their previous incarnations. It backfires. Spectacularly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 182 - Published: 7/2/2017 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Fallout From Naruto's First Kiss by Lucillia reviews
How a certain incident could've gone if it had been Hanabi who had the crush on Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 216 - Published: 7/1/2017 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Hanabi H. - Complete
692 by Lucillia reviews
Done for Rorschach's Blot's Things I'd Like to See in a Fic list #692. Thanks alot man. Why did that have to stick in my head and give me Ideas? Now I need an obliviate and so will any readers. Either that, or several gallons of Brain Bleach. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 86 - Published: 6/18/2017 - Sirius B., Severus S., Dolores U., C. Fudge - Complete
Strange day by Arawn D. Draven reviews
SG-1 thought they had seen everything in their explorations of the Galaxy. But were they ready to meet Earth's Greatest Hero and his Apprentice?
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & One Punch Man/ワンパンマン - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,386 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 95 - Published: 6/15/2017 - Saitama, Genos - Complete
Paved with good intentions by StillWatersAreDeep reviews
The way to hell is paved with good intentions. Or: "How Albus Dumbledore tried to send Tom Riddle to Hell but ended up being put there himself"-A drabble. Plus 2 new drabbles: "How Tom Riddle made himself a Heaven of Hell" and "How Albus Dumbledore made himself a Hell of Heaven"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,544 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/15/2017 - Published: 4/11/2014 - Voldemort, Albus D., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The many Deaths of Harry Potter by ShayneT reviews
In a world with a pragmatic, intelligent Voldemort, Harry discovers that he has the power to live, die and repeat until he gets it right.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 78 - Words: 242,571 - Reviews: 3751 - Favs: 6,223 - Follows: 4,135 - Updated: 6/14/2017 - Published: 3/1/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter: One shot 2 by LordVishnu reviews
Just a quick little thing I wrote in an hour to poke a bit of fun at all the HP time travel stories where Harry just accepts he's time traveled in a calm and civilized manner. Something which I sincerely doubt any of us would do.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 62 - Published: 6/2/2017 - Complete
Essence Transfer by Heather Sinclair reviews
An evil Sith Priestess has Xander just were she wants him.
Crossover - Star Wars & Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,984 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 105 - Published: 5/25/2017 - Complete
Influenced Out of Normality by BakenandEggs reviews
The last thing Xander Harris expected to find out was that he was adopted. Well, no, Xander was pretty sure that the knowledge that Tony Stark was his real father was a hundred times more unexpected than that.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 106,518 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 933 - Follows: 653 - Updated: 5/15/2017 - Published: 2/13/2017 - [Xander H., Cordelia C.] - Complete
Hogwarts Protection System by kb0 reviews
If there are intent-based protective wards such as Albus erected around the Dursleys, how would Hogwarts be if it had some?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,347 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 1,887 - Follows: 771 - Published: 5/14/2017 - Harry P., Sirius B., Amelia B. - Complete
Ino Take Two by Lerris reviews
We have all read the stories where people get second chances. What if Ino Yamanaka gets that chance?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 73,083 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 158 - Published: 5/5/2017 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Hinata H. - Complete
Time Travel with a Twist by Shahismael reviews
One Shot - A random idea inspired by the usual Harry dies and his grim reaper sends him back in time and tells him to get together with his soul mate. But a thought popped into my head, why did it have to be Harry who was sent back. And thus this was born.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,450 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 256 - Published: 5/2/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Voldemort, Death - Complete
Squirrel's Luck by Racke reviews
Sakura's team fails to pass their jounin-sensei's test, and the Genin Corps loom high and daunting. But Sakura was always too stubborn for her own good.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,382 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 862 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 5/1/2017 - Published: 4/27/2017 - [Sakura H., Naruko U.] - Complete
Unexpected Talent by mp3.1415player reviews
Harry can do something very few others can, it turns out. Which sparks an idea... I warn you now, this is entirely silly. And not at all canon. But it came to me more or less whole, made me laugh, then type it up, so you'll have to live with it...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,250 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 139 - Published: 4/27/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Sakura by Darkpetal16 reviews
Dying and being reborn into Sakura Haruno's body at the start of Naruto can really put a spin on a girl's perspective. Self Insert, single OC warning & actual summary inside. -COMPLETE-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 56 - Words: 258,845 - Reviews: 4120 - Favs: 6,617 - Follows: 3,348 - Updated: 4/23/2017 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Sakura H., Kakashi H., Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Play to Your Strengths by Lady FoxFire reviews
Before the first task in the Tri-Wizard Tournament, Moody told Harry to 'play to your strengths' and Harry took those words to heart. Of course the Wizard World was less than pleased with the new Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,054 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 2,282 - Follows: 1,091 - Published: 4/22/2017 - Harry P. - Complete
This is the Scroll that Never Ends… by Lady FoxFire reviews
There is a time to follow the rules and time when you should break them. And there is a time you need to be smack across the back of the head to be reminded which is which.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,785 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 128 - Published: 4/22/2017 - Hermione G. - Complete
The Old One-Two by Andrius reviews
Dudley's training makes a difference.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,123 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 84 - Published: 4/22/2017 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Gamabunta by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Naruto and Neji's fight goes a little differently... [crack]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,949 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 52 - Published: 4/14/2017 - Naruto U., Neji H., Gamabunta - Complete
Booty by Luan Mao reviews
To the victor go the spoils. But if you don't grab what's in front of you when you have the chance, you'll end up with nothing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,941 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 4/1/2017 - Published: 11/10/2014 - Harry P., Daphne G., Tracey D. - Complete
Harry Potter - The Curse of Undeath by MiNdZeRo reviews
Condemned with no assistance to face his trials, Harry finds aid in the darkest of places, changing the course of his life horribly. ***A story about Necromancy***
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,599 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 263 - Published: 3/15/2017 - Complete
Dark Lord Potter by Selector reviews
Minority rule is hard.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,286 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 146 - Published: 3/8/2017 - Complete
Sukebe Goroshi by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Wherein Sarada learns the Sexy Jutsu and becomes more terrifying than anyone could have imagined. [crack]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,080 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 85 - Published: 3/7/2017 - Sasuke U., Konohamaru S., Boruto U., Sarada U. - Complete
The Problem with Magical Contracts by Souen11 reviews
What if... contracts really worked the way they are shown in Canon and most Fanfictions? Well if they did something like this might happen... Starts fourth year after Harry's name has come out of the Goblet.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,207 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 178 - Published: 2/22/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Amalgum – Lockhart's Folly by tkepner reviews
Death wants free of its Master and proposes sending Harry back in time to avoid the unnecessary deaths in fighting Voldemort. Harry readily accepts, thinking he'll start anew as a Firstie. Instead, Harry's soul, magic, and memories end up at the beginning of Second Year — in GILDEROY LOCKHART!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 192,977 - Reviews: 1899 - Favs: 6,280 - Follows: 3,794 - Updated: 2/20/2017 - Published: 4/24/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Gilderoy L., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Once Upon Another Time by CatsAreCool reviews
If you could change time, would you do it? Harry learns more about the life he should have lived when he is faced with such a choice...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,809 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 265 - Published: 2/15/2017 - Complete
Play up, play up, and break the game! by Bakuraptor reviews
Oliver has one last shot at winning the Quidditch Cup before he leaves Hogwarts, and he's willing to do anything to make sure he does. No, really, anything. Absolutely anything. Oh dear...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,914 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 84 - Published: 2/11/2017 - Harry P., George W., Oliver W., Fred W. - Complete
Escape by SingularOddities reviews
AU. A marriage law is instigated during Hermione's sixth year. Hermione considers her options and makes her choice, it just wasn't the one they were expecting. By saving herself Hermione's decisions cause ripples to run through the Order. The game has changed, those left behind need to adapt to survive. Canon up to the HBP, Dumbledore lives, Horcrux are still in play
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 314,387 - Reviews: 4090 - Favs: 6,771 - Follows: 4,763 - Updated: 1/29/2017 - Published: 4/26/2016 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
A Hard Lesson by dunuelos reviews
An Asgard Mothership is investigating another Quantum Universe when it is attacked by a species unknown. Through the information it gathers, its captain decides to teach the Minbari a hard lesson.
Crossover - Babylon 5 & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,674 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 143 - Published: 1/23/2017 - J. Sheridan, OC - Complete
Intended by LeQuin reviews
Harry has been in love with Hermione for years but she is marrying his best friend. During Ron and Hermione's wedding Harry finds himself having to work out why the leading official is calling Hermione 'Mrs. Potter' and how on earth that could have happened.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,290 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 1,706 - Follows: 454 - Published: 1/15/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Now Die by SpoonandJohn reviews
Hinata has been living behind a mask all her life, trying to be a good person—trying to be like Uzumaki Naruto. Then Neji pushes her too far during the Chūnin exams and everything begins to unravel.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,375 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 475 - Published: 12/28/2016 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Kisame H. - Complete
Pureblood Traditions: by The Ferryman reviews
Or, how Hermione Granger usurped the role of the Boy-Who-Lived, circumvented the plans of Albus Dumbledore, instructed Lucius Malfoy in proper etiquette, undid the Greatest Dark Lord of Them All, and saved her parents, over a cup of tea and without setting off the Trace.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,696 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 129 - Published: 12/23/2016 - Hermione G., Lucius M., Voldemort - Complete
Fade to Black by Perspicacity reviews
Penelope Clearwater, Special Agent for the Department of Mysteries, accepts a job that turns out to be rather more than she'd expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,374 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 66 - Published: 12/5/2016 - Harry P., Penelope C. - Complete
Lifetimes of Repetition by Racke reviews
Harriet Potter woke up in the cupboard under the stairs again. She isn't surprised. Hasn't been surprised by that in a very long time, actually. Fem!Harry, Time-travel, Femslash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,519 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 1,009 - Follows: 443 - Published: 11/27/2016 - [Harry P., Gabrielle D.] - Complete
The Great Taboo Turkey Shoot by bissek reviews
Everyone fears to speak his name, because doing so brings his followers to you. He never considered that such a thing is a double-edged sword.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,138 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 188 - Published: 11/20/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
But why? by Fairywm reviews
After hearing the prophecy, Harry snaps. Not your normal Evil!Dumbledore. Grey!Harry. Character death. No recapping of Harry's schooling.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,480 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 116 - Published: 11/19/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
Aftermath by Corwalch reviews
This is another of those "How it Might've Gone" type of stories. The plunnie that dropped it off in my head came by after I read the first chapter of Bobmin356's story "The Queen Who Fell to Earth", but in this one Harry does die because of the dragon. This story is about what happened later that day.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,192 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 243 - Published: 11/15/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Remus L., Albus D. - Complete
World's Best Mum by BrilliantLady reviews
Have you ever wondered if there was a reason Petunia parented Dudley the way she did? She had a very good reason for spoiling him so – Petunia Dursley was determined to do nothing but the best for her son. Petunia & Lily friendship/rivalry. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,550 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 37 - Published: 11/10/2016 - Lily Evans P., Petunia D., Vernon D. - Complete
Tearing the World Asunder by Lucillia reviews
Dumbledore wasn't the only one with plots within plots running during the fight against Voldemort. Though young, another Gryffindor had his own plans for improving the world running, his own ideas how that would come to be, his own unwitting weapon to hone, and his own sacrifices to make for a Greater Good. (Oneshot).
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,204 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 67 - Published: 10/28/2016 - James P. - Complete
Justice, Justice Shall You Pursue by White Squirrel reviews
Goblin courts are inhumane, the Ministry thinks it can arrange marriages, and Voldemort wants to oppress everybody. The muggle government is not amused.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,865 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 2,284 - Follows: 1,747 - Updated: 10/18/2016 - Published: 5/23/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Chunin Exams Sabotage by White Angel of Auralon reviews
The Hokage has noticed a problem. His jonin senseis that teach the next generation get overambitious before the chunin exams and send in genin that aren't ready just yet. Well, as Hokage he has some tricks of his own to prevent that the talented new generation is burned before it can shine. An agent of chaos to mess up certain plans.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,761 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 1,386 - Follows: 633 - Published: 10/15/2016 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Approximation Error Is Still Error by Forthwith16 reviews
Amortentia is not a love detector, no matter what Harry thinks or smells. Hermione explains this to him as thoroughly as possible.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 104 - Published: 10/11/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Deadly Musical Fruit by Lady FoxFire reviews
Beans, beans, the musical fruit but it's also a deadly fruit and not just from the farts it produces
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,467 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 81 - Published: 10/3/2016 - Complete
Wrath of the Lich by Ruinous Virtue reviews
Taylor dies in the locker, hating everyone. Her tormentors, for hurting her over and over. Her peers, for standing by and watching as they tore her apart. The Winslow staff for ignoring her, for siding with her enemies. Her father, for failing to notice what was wrong, failing to save her. Her hate remakes her, turning her into the greatest evil the world has ever seen.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 72 - Published: 9/29/2016 - Skitter, Armsmaster - Complete
Bloodline Breeder by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Harry discovers a conspiracy at the end of his sixth year. He won't take what he found out lying down. And especially he won't allow for anybody to get his girl and finally make a move. Ideas and manipulations of an old man be damned. Oh, and Voldy also had to go. HP / HG pairing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,999 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 1,975 - Follows: 801 - Published: 9/11/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Sophistry and Dialectic by MBurris reviews
Harry gets smart and takes on the true Dark Lord in his life. And if he does it right, all he needs are words.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,744 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 1,045 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 9/9/2016 - Published: 8/5/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Tin Foiled by Haugh Wards reviews
After his second Occlumency lesson, Harry wonders if he could learn Occlumency another way. The twins of Hogwarts, Fred and George Weasley, share with him their greatest secret against Occlumency in order to help him overcome the difficulty.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,573 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 187 - Published: 9/3/2016 - Harry P.
Jaunt by perh0nen reviews
Taylor is free. (x-post from SB)
Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,161 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 645 - Published: 8/18/2016 - Armsmaster, E. Piggot, Canary - Complete
The Very Best by BrilliantLady reviews
They told Harry that magic was real, but had limits. He saw no reason why that had to be so. Why should you only be able to break some laws of nature and physics? He wanted a pet Pikachu – but that was just the beginning. Powerful!Harry, Super!Harry, magical theory, Harry/Luna. Serious fic with a large serving of silliness & fun. Complete.
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,174 - Reviews: 732 - Favs: 4,225 - Follows: 2,143 - Updated: 8/18/2016 - Published: 6/30/2016 - Pikachu, Harry P., Sirius B., Luna L. - Complete
Parental Guidance by RumbleintheDumbles reviews
Taylor thought she had kept her powers hidden from her parents. Little did she know, it was actually the other way around. Kleptomania ensues.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,244 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 392 - Published: 8/17/2016 - Skitter, Danny H. - Complete
Redirection by White Angel of Auralon reviews
After a prank gone too far, Sirius Black realises that things have to change. He never wanted to follow the path of his parents and the realisation that, in certain ways, he was like them wasn't good. His life from there on took another direction. One person certainly found this new Black heir very interesting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,855 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 932 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 7/24/2016 - Published: 7/10/2016 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
The Dark Lord Never Died by Starfox5 reviews
Voldemort was defeated on Halloween 1981, but Lucius Malfoy faked his survival to take over Britain in his name. Almost 20 years later, the Dark Lord returns to a very different Britain - but Malfoy won't give up his power. And Dumbledore sees an opportunity to deal with both. Caught up in all of this are two young people on different sides.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 179,592 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 7/23/2016 - Published: 2/6/2016 - [Ron W., Hermione G.] Lucius M., Albus D. - Complete
The Mysterious Gobstones Club by Lady Hallen reviews
Harry is invited in the Gobstones Club, a club that has, apparently, not invited anyone else since Albus Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 974 - Follows: 345 - Published: 7/20/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
Lessons From a Grateful Veela by PD31 reviews
Fleur decides that Harry should be rewarded for saving her sister from the lake in the second task.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 38,614 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 2,922 - Follows: 1,655 - Updated: 7/17/2016 - Published: 5/20/2016 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] - Complete
A Little Knowledge by Nia River reviews
COMPLETE. Wherein the Mirror of Erised proves to be the ultimate Deus Ex Machina.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,780 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 244 - Published: 6/17/2016 - Harry P., Mirror of Erised - Complete
Parseltongue is Really Very Ordinary by BrilliantLady reviews
Harry's been learning about pure-blood culture, with Pansy's help, and trying to blend in as an ordinary wizard. But will all his attempts at seeming normal be ruined when they find out he can speak to snakes? His Slytherin friends take the news differently than the Gryffindors. Smart!Harry, Sane!Voldemort. Complete. Part 3 of "Perfectly Normal".
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 129,371 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 6/9/2016 - Published: 2/15/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L., Pansy P. - Complete
Why Kakashi Should Never Read Out Loud by lord of the land of fire reviews
What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 36,841 - Reviews: 3571 - Favs: 3,409 - Follows: 1,934 - Updated: 5/30/2016 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Terminal Justice by Overkill AKA Irrational Intelligence by Nalanda reviews
The unofficial fourth of the Make a Wish series by Rorschach's Blot, it was originally written by Overkill aka Irrational Intelligence and removed for some reason. EDIT: Have separated the chapters now.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 233,566 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 1,456 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 5/29/2016 - Published: 5/26/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
Petrification Proliferation by White Squirrel reviews
What would have been the appropriate response to a creature that can kill with a look being set loose in the only magical school in Britain? It would have been a lot more than a pat on the head from Dumbledore and a mug of hot cocoa.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,020 - Reviews: 1158 - Favs: 6,414 - Follows: 4,933 - Updated: 5/29/2016 - Published: 5/22/2015 - Harry P., Amelia B. - Complete
Security! by ack1308 reviews
A fanfiction writer finds himself within the story. What is he to do?
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 486,945 - Reviews: 1229 - Favs: 2,293 - Follows: 1,671 - Updated: 5/28/2016 - Published: 5/25/2014 - Skitter, Panacea, OC, Scion - Complete
Thanks for Nothing by megamatt09 reviews
Harry Potter receives an Order of Merlin for defeating Voldemort and has something to get off of his chest. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 184 - Published: 5/1/2016 - Complete
One Good Man by Rorschach's Blot reviews
On her final cruise, the Enterprise-A encounters a damaged ship filled with refugees and captained by Mirror Universe Khan Noonien Singh.
StarTrek: Other - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,121 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 4/25/2016 - Published: 12/31/2015 - Complete
The Sum of Their Parts by holdmybeer reviews
For Teddy Lupin, Harry Potter would become a Dark Lord. For Teddy Lupin, Harry Potter would take down the Ministry or die trying. He should have known that Hermione and Ron wouldn't let him do it alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 143,267 - Reviews: 1007 - Favs: 5,476 - Follows: 2,383 - Updated: 4/12/2016 - Published: 3/24/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Harry Brown by mjimeyg reviews
Harry is rescued by a woman in a market and her sons when they accidentally discover the abuse he has suffered from the Dursleys. The world now has to deal with a wizard raised by one Agnes Brown.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mrs. Brown's Boys - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32,659 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 2,204 - Follows: 714 - Published: 4/11/2016 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Agnes B. - Complete
Fear of the Name by Sarcasm Dragon reviews
It has been six years since Lord Voldemort attempted to steal the Philosopher's Stone and was reduced to a weakened spirit (again). Now he's back and ready to begin again. The problem is, nobody remembers him. [AU] [no pairing] [One-shot]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,335 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/28/2016 - Harry P., Lucius M., Voldemort, Walden M. - Complete
Rewriting History by VFSNAKE reviews
Naruto goes back in time. Though he won't be going back as himself since the time in which he will enter will be before his birth. He has been tasked by the Shinigami with fixing the future by repairing the past around a crucial moment during the Second Shinobi War. Preventing the Uzumaki Clan's destruction. Minor Bleach crossover. Very minor!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 76,472 - Reviews: 1007 - Favs: 3,329 - Follows: 2,246 - Updated: 3/19/2016 - Published: 11/26/2015 - Naruto U. - Complete
Gaming the Wizarding World by CubsKing reviews
Just after being selected by the Goblet of Fire, Harry Potter discovers a book that will change his life. Fusion with The Gamer manhwa.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,356 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 1,999 - Follows: 1,195 - Updated: 3/12/2016 - Published: 2/15/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
Team 7's Ascension: Blood Wings by Eilyfe reviews
In unity lies strength; each leaf is important or the beauty of the tree is lost. Some bonds, however, are difficult to forge and even harder to keep. The tide of blood nears, drums thunder, and three Genin stand tall as the world spirals into madness. [AU]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 205,713 - Reviews: 2208 - Favs: 7,191 - Follows: 5,153 - Updated: 3/8/2016 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Harry's Propaganda by Fairywm reviews
What if Harry read the Daily Prophet all the way through after his fourth year and didn't like what he read and fought back by taking a page out of Muggle history books on propaganda? Independent Harry, who leaves the Wizarding World to fend for itself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,608 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 1,442 - Follows: 501 - Published: 2/29/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
Worldwar: Missionaries Down to Earth by AlbertG reviews
The Race has been freed from from the grip of Colonial conquest in less than two weeks. The writing is on the wall and now The people of Kobol must make nice with monotheistic Earth. How can they do that? Well, send missionaries! Book III-Colonials to the 13th colony, er Earth!
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 93,138 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 2/29/2016 - Published: 12/8/2014 - Complete
The Statute of Not Needed by Lucillia reviews
Ever since that day in 1973 when all eyes were on Magneto, a certain law pretty much became completely unnecessary. Unfortunately, the wizards didn't get the memo...
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 252 - Published: 2/28/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Nightcrawler - Complete
Homecoming by Robert Harrison reviews
The Eve Gate has stabilized and a final battle is gearing up. At stake? The cradle of humanity. One-shot story.
Crossover - Mass Effect & EVE Online - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,236 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/25/2016 - Admiral Hackett - Complete
Spiral by black.k.kat reviews
COMPLETE. In which Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke are dimension-hopping superheroes. Kind of. More or less.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,011 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 940 - Follows: 278 - Published: 2/17/2016 - [Naruto U., Sakura H., Sasuke U.] Kakashi H. - Complete
A New Kind of Normal by BrilliantLady reviews
Harry doesn't want to learn magic or go to Hogwarts – he just wants to be normal, like the Dursleys. But a meddling, crazy old wizard won't take "no" for an answer. Harry might have to learn how to be a normal wizard instead - but will he learn from Light wizards or pure-blood friends? Smart!Harry, Manipulative!Dumbledore. Complete. Part 2 of "Perfectly Normal".
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 63,668 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 1,057 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 2/15/2016 - Published: 12/7/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L., Pansy P. - Complete
We're Screwed by White Angel of Auralon reviews
The Wizarding World is confronted with a problem they never had to face before. The consquences of their own arrogance and bigotry. After Hogwarts lost dozens of students each year, they try to change things again. But what do you do if you realise that things aren't that easy? Sequel to Screw Them
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,652 - Reviews: 763 - Favs: 3,649 - Follows: 2,855 - Updated: 2/7/2016 - Published: 7/13/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Minerva M. - Complete
The World of Tomorrow by Clell65619 reviews
During in the raid on the Ministry of Magic at the end of Harry's 5th year, Harry ended up in a firefight in the Time Room and vanished.
Crossover - Futurama & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,974 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 349 - Published: 2/1/2016 - Complete
A Teacher's Glory by Larry Huss reviews
"Zest to over-achieve" marks Team 7's entry into the Ninja world. Kakashi teaches lessons better than he imagines. *COMPLETE*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 162,921 - Reviews: 1351 - Favs: 4,138 - Follows: 2,748 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Team Anko by EagleJarl reviews
(AU) [Rationality, meet Naruto] - Anko never wanted to lead a genin team. Sadly, the Hokage isn't okay with that; he hands her Naruto, Hinata, and Shino and orders her to "make them the best ninja and, more importantly, the best *people* possible." She's got her work cut out for her. M for combat and occasional cursing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 164,368 - Reviews: 798 - Favs: 1,469 - Follows: 1,538 - Updated: 1/28/2016 - Published: 3/3/2015 - Anko M., Naruto U., Hinata H., Shino A. - Complete
How to Survive in the Wizarding World by Ashton Redde reviews
Usually a fangirl would go straight to Dumbledore upon falling into the wizarding world, right? And try not to bend rules and abuse loopholes to better herself, right? Wrong on all counts. Here's what happens when a girl just wants to live her life, save the world, and get stupidly rich along the way. Why the hell didn't Dumbledore try any of this shit? Oh yeah, wizards are stupid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,840 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/13/2016 - OC - Complete
Community Service by Balthanon reviews
Wherein Dumbledore trades a pair of socks, a package of chocolate frogs, and a warm fire for an extra day in the office and we learn that being well-rested is overrated.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,176 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 77 - Published: 1/11/2016 - Harry P., Sirius B., Albus D. - Complete
How his destiny suddenly didn't seem so bleak by Avana92 reviews
After hearing the prophecy and losing Sirius Harry is distraught, realizing he can't possible duel Voldemort, until Hermione makes him realize that that isn't necessary at all. Slightly AU and ignorant wizards.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 75 - Published: 1/9/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
What Are You Doing? (Youth!) by SpoonandJohn reviews
When Tsunade is told by the Council that Naruto will never be Hokage, things start to spiral horribly out of control. ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,034 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 1,903 - Follows: 619 - Published: 1/1/2016 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Tsunade S. - Complete
Finding Earth by Sable Cold reviews
The Tau'ri have a part to play in things to come.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 77,486 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 850 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Complete
Bolt Fashion by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Harry Potter knows that money can give you power and influence. He has learned that from a young age on, seeing how his relatives get away with many things. And others having way much more than you do can be a problem. Thus he starts his path to cause a small revolution in its own right. No matter if Dumbledore doesn't like it. Two-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,496 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 3,615 - Follows: 1,491 - Updated: 12/27/2015 - Published: 12/26/2015 - Harry P., Sirius B., Albus D. - Complete
One Punch Shirou by Sir Godot reviews
[One-Shot] x [One-Shot] Shirou Emiya - an ordinary boy who wants to be a hero. And to be a hero, one needs to be strong enough to save the people in need. However, when you are literally strong enough to win every battle with one punch, you notice that it's not quite as grand as it sounds... Now with additional Servant Puncher version! [FSN x One Punch-Man Crossover]
Crossover - Fate/stay night & One Punch Man/ワンパンマン - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,700 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 2,349 - Follows: 1,061 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Shirō E. - Complete
Back At Ya by Fairywm reviews
With one simple wish to a vengeance demon and Harry gets some of his own back. Response to Scott the Wanderer's challenge, When Harry met Hallie!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,136 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 1,579 - Follows: 771 - Updated: 12/21/2015 - Published: 6/27/2015 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Halfrek - Complete
I Am NOT Going Through Puberty Again! by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Our heroes did not come from a future where everything has gone horribly wrong. They did not travel back in time to save the world from a bleak or miserable fate. As a matter of fact, all they want to do is find a way back home as soon as possible. [cracky, epilogue-compliant time travel fic] [Now has a TV Tropes page!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 233,232 - Reviews: 4246 - Favs: 8,027 - Follows: 6,316 - Updated: 12/20/2015 - Published: 11/29/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] [Hinata H., Naruto U.] - Complete
Ronald Weasley vs The Sorting Hat by BrilliantLady reviews
Ronald has trouble with his sorting, and argues with the hat - it doesn't go at all well. Completed silly drabble. Gratuitous Ron-bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 78 - Published: 12/19/2015 - Ron W., Sorting Hat - Complete
Hagrid Ruins Everything by BrilliantLady reviews
Hagrid really was a poor choice as someone to introduce Harry to the wizarding world – Harry was very unimpressed with his drinking.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 204 - Published: 12/17/2015 - Harry P., Draco M., Rubeus H. - Complete
Free from Force by Haxong reviews
Darth Vader, the Chosen One of the force, makes a choice in the moment of his death and travels back in time to the beginning. This time, he will be his own Master. Stranded on Tattoine he decides to take in young Anakin and together with him prevent some of the bloodshed that is to come. There is only one problem: Vader is still very much a Sith and bloodshed is just so much fun.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 64 - Words: 250,256 - Reviews: 2066 - Favs: 3,245 - Follows: 2,290 - Updated: 12/16/2015 - Published: 4/8/2015 - Darth Vader, Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Hermione Granger and the Prince of Serpents by CreatorZorah reviews
At the age of five Harry turns into a snake. Five years later he saves a girl named Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 81,245 - Reviews: 1858 - Favs: 3,433 - Follows: 3,563 - Updated: 12/10/2015 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Definition of Normal by BrilliantLady reviews
A young Harry learns the everyday power of words. He's going to make the Dursleys happy by being "normal". Then they'll love him, just like they love Dudley! It's a flawless plan... right? Smart!Harry, Manipulative!Harry, canonical level child neglect/abuse. Complete. Part 1 of the "Perfectly Normal" series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,706 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 1,215 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 12/3/2015 - Published: 11/1/2015 - Harry P., Petunia D., Dudley D., Vernon D. - Complete
In My Time Of Dying by Alan Spencer reviews
Taylor triggers with the power to directly control another body.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,152 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 65 - Published: 11/28/2015 - Skitter - Complete
It's Always The Quiet Ones by PixelWriter1 reviews
Some people can only be pushed so far. Luna will take a lot, but it's best not to insult her mother.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,400 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 2,962 - Follows: 818 - Published: 11/26/2015 - Severus S., Luna L., F. Flitwick - Complete
All Full of that Wizard Angst by CalamityJim reviews
Voldemort explains the source of magic to Harry. Crackfic. Rated for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,556 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 54 - Published: 11/25/2015 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Haridan the Cautious by SpoonandJohn reviews
With all three of his opponents dead before the Third Task, Harry decides to take a novel approach to a dangerous situation facing him: caution. Incidentally, this will allow him to get a little bit of revenge on everyone at the same time. Plus, he really needs to finish his Potions essay. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,714 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 1,131 - Follows: 370 - Published: 11/17/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Albus D. - Complete
Be Careful What You Wish for by kellineil reviews
What if one horcrux had survived but Voldemort was prevented from returning?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/17/2015 - Complete
What Was Your Plan? by SpoonandJohn reviews
Harry has just begun his showdown with Evil!Dumbledore. Having shouted the various crimes perpetrated against him, he is unprepared for how the rest of the confrontation goes. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,873 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 147 - Published: 11/13/2015 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Insane Asylum Escapees - Years 1-7 by Steve2 reviews
This is a series of oneshots involving Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Involves a boatload of sarcasm from Harry. Mr. Black makes an appearance. Books 1-7 - Completed! Crack-fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 61,362 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 11/9/2015 - Published: 12/29/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Order 66-S by Disco Shop Girl reviews
The order was to exterminate all Jedi: Past, Present and Future. Captain Rex has a different plan. Order 66-S: to save General Skywalker.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,510 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 1,554 - Follows: 723 - Updated: 11/6/2015 - Published: 7/17/2015 - [Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala] Obi-Wan K., Captain Rex - Complete
In Limbo by Nia River reviews
COMPLETE. When Voldemort came to, he realised he was completely stark naked … in the middle of King's Cross Station … which was illogically silent and empty save for himself and a grinning Harry Potter. This was just a bizarre dream, surely. (Gen, MoD!Harry, oneshot)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,141 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 1,191 - Follows: 466 - Published: 11/4/2015 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Missing Bijuu by Baron Zed reviews
Naruto has a confession to make to Tsunade and Jiraiya: he is no longer the jinchuuriki of the Kyuubi any more and hasn't been for about six years. Set right after the Kazekage Rescue Arc.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,208 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 10/29/2015 - Published: 10/23/2015 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Tsunade S., Jiraiya - Complete
If Looks Could Kill by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT: After Arthur Weasley nearly dies at the Ministry, Harry wonders why Voldemort's snake isn't something more exotic...really, no self-respecting Parseltongue should limit himself to something as mundane as a regular snake. In which Harry makes use of what he learned in Care of Magical Creatures, Kreacher is forced to cooperate, and the Chamber hides a new Secret..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,243 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 4,946 - Follows: 1,465 - Published: 10/21/2015 - Complete
Team Seven's Hit List by dazai-san reviews
In which Team Seven make it back in time and generate a list of people they want to kill to fix the timeline. Those who overhear their conversation are simply disturbed by the content of their conversation. (Set during the Chuunin Exams.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 1,222 - Follows: 399 - Published: 10/19/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Honor Among Thieves by Bracketyjack reviews
An Honorverse AU. I know the story-arc of the Honorverse is one of its great glories, but haven't you ever, reading the latest best-selling doorstop, wanted radically to short-circuit the whole thing, and see those morally defective, small-souled Manticoran aristocrats taken down hard? And all Detweilers whatever fed to a passel of treecats, with BBQ sauce? I know I have ...
Honor Harrington - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 232,032 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 10/9/2015 - Published: 9/11/2015 - Complete
Harry Potter & the Girl Who Lived by SilverAegis reviews
Post HBP. When Harry wakes up & finds himself in a world where there is a female version of him running around, he immediately begins the steps to prevent his horrific future from happening with hers. No Slash/One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,138 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 307 - Published: 9/25/2015 - Complete
Affably Evil by Sarah1281 reviews
In a twist of fate, Malak is captured instead of Revan. The galaxy is sure the Sith's lack of activity after this just means Revan's planning something big but really he just can't be bothered to lead. He does, however, have a habit of meeting a certain new Jedi Alek wherever he happens to go. Not that Alek believes a word of what Revan says. So Not My Problem characterizations.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,941 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 9/11/2015 - Published: 4/21/2015 - Revan, Darth Malak - Complete
Circle by Alan Spencer reviews
Taylor doesn't trigger in the locker.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,147 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/11/2015 - Published: 9/10/2015 - Complete
Justice by Alan Spencer reviews
Taylor Hebert just couldn't take it anymore. She had promised herself that she would be better than that, but it was time to stop holding back.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,812 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 48 - Published: 9/6/2015 - Complete
Chaos and the Prophesy Magnet by Lucillia reviews
Family is always complicated, and there had to be at least one lifetime when they weren't at each-other's throats more often than they were friends.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 108 - Published: 8/30/2015 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
A Change of Heart by RumbleintheDumbles reviews
Finding herself devoid of employment after the events of Volume 2, Neo decides that she will change her ways, and enrol at Beacon Academy. The enrolling part, easy. The other... well, one out of two isn't bad, right?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,365 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 8/27/2015 - Published: 4/24/2015 - Neo - Complete
Early Discovery by V-rcingetorix reviews
Humanity discovers the Prothean Ruins soon after the first Mars Colony. Discovery of alien life jumpstarts their space program ... and the saga begins. A series of cameos, covering approximately 50 years worth of various characters. Rated T for safety.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 27 - Words: 125,691 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 884 - Follows: 843 - Updated: 8/21/2015 - Published: 6/15/2014 - D. Anderson, Admiral Hackett, Illusive Man - Complete
Buffie the Vampire Layer by Lady FoxFire reviews
On day a package was delivered to the Slayer house for Xander and one of the girls open it… And that was a bad thing.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,172 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 116 - Published: 8/15/2015 - Complete
Guyver Naruto by TheBeardedOne reviews
While exploring a secret base that he literally fell into, Naruto finds something that will change the course of the future... Beware all enemies, the Guyver has activated!
Crossover - Guyver & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 81 - Words: 181,423 - Reviews: 1326 - Favs: 1,147 - Follows: 831 - Updated: 8/13/2015 - Published: 2/8/2015 - Complete
Cold blood by DerLaCroix reviews
Sometimes, the tide of events really changes a person.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,748 - Reviews: 3679 - Favs: 7,951 - Follows: 6,476 - Updated: 8/5/2015 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter the Muggle by rpeh reviews
In a world of sorcery and magic, strange events had always surrounded Harry Potter. One day, a knock on the door changes his life forever. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/5/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
Like Me by KonohasBlackReaper reviews
During a run in with Orochimaru, Sakura and her friends find themselves outmatched. He discusses Team seven and the Sannin team, looking for who matches who. Orochimaru's observations shock everyone. A short one shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 3,380 - Follows: 1,022 - Updated: 7/13/2015 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Naruto U., Orochimaru - Complete
A Revelation by MSgt SilverDollar and Snake reviews
REVISED AND UPDATED: NON CANON Features a super powered Harry with lots of money, titles and all that rot. Its meant to entertain those who like those stories and bash my least favorite JKR chars. Harmony all the way. Minor Revision: 7/12/14
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 86,673 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 2,302 - Follows: 868 - Updated: 6/23/2015 - Published: 9/23/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Exploiting Wizarding Antiquity by TheGirlWithFarTooManyIdeas reviews
...or, abusing the hell out of the fact that wizards use gold for money. I had always been a pragmatist, even before I died. But when I was reborn as a Carrow, with the ability to use magic, I proceed to take advantage of this fact. Malfoy was right about one thing - money is power. SI, cracky, one shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,571 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 990 - Follows: 463 - Published: 6/20/2015 - Harry P., OC, Flora C., Hestia C. - Complete
And Why the Hell Not by ack1308 reviews
What if the Undersiders decided to use their powers to make money ... legally?
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 261 - Published: 6/11/2015 - Skitter, Grue, Tattletale, Bitch/Hellhound - Complete
Hope by Luan Mao reviews
Hope may be the most terrific influence on anyone
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,878 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/10/2015 - OC - Complete
The Practical Joker by Rumour of an Alchemist reviews
Alternate Universe. One shot. Peter Pettigrew reads about his own demise in a newspaper. Slightly frivolous piece. Rated 'T'.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/8/2015 - Peter P. - Complete
100 Percent BS by flabbyknight reviews
Dinah has a full proof plan to be the cool kid at school.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 45 - Published: 6/7/2015 - Dinah A. - Complete
The Floating Castle by Racke reviews
Her summon didn't appear, and nobody saw fit to question it. It'd been a cloudy day, and why should they've been looking upwards anyway?
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,769 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 6/6/2015 - Published: 6/2/2015 - Complete
Separated at Birth? by RumbleintheDumbles reviews
What if Ruby discovered she had a long-lost sibling? And another one? And another one? ...And another one? And... yeah, they really, really needed to call Dad.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 57 - Published: 6/4/2015 - OC, Team RWBY - Complete
A Good Teacher by Nia River reviews
COMPLETE. The other children in class stared at the teacher. Then they stared at Harry, then back to the teacher, then at Harry, in a never-ending loop. Harry found he couldn't blame them. Everything from the bespectacled emerald eyes to the messy black hair—the resemblance between them was uncanny!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,732 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 3,458 - Follows: 1,614 - Published: 6/2/2015 - Harry P., Petunia D., Dudley D. - Complete
Nothing but Trouble by Mister Cynical reviews
The Chunin Exams have come back to Konoha and the Hokage has decided to recall all her ninjas, including one Naruto Uzumaki. Too bad she doesn't know that she'd probably be better off without him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,990 - Reviews: 2329 - Favs: 4,961 - Follows: 3,664 - Updated: 5/30/2015 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Timelooping Tinker by Thinker6 reviews
Oh no! The supergenius bomb tinker Bakuda has been trapped in an endless recursion of time! But don't despair, boys and girls! Blasting out of a piddling temporal anomaly will be child's play for the most explosive woman in the world! How hard could it be? (This is a totally insane humor crack fic, completely unlike my other long stories.)
Worm - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,424 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 5/18/2015 - Published: 5/10/2015 - Skitter, Bakuda, Contessa - Complete
Yule Ball Panic by Philosophize reviews
Jasmine Potter, the Girl-Who-Lived and an unwilling participant in the Triwizard Tournament, learns that she is expected to have a date to attend the Yule Ball. This forces her to confront something about herself that she's been avoiding. What will her best friend, Hermione Granger, do when she learns the truth? Fem!Harry; AU; H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,686 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 1,512 - Follows: 744 - Updated: 5/16/2015 - Published: 4/20/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Again and Again by KurobaraIto reviews
Hyoudou Issei then woke up on his bed. On autopilot, his hand opened a drawer beside his bed and took a black permanent marker. '453' He wrote. For a normal person, those numbers could mean anything. But then again, Hyoudou Issei was not normal. "This is the 453rd time huh?"
High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,012 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 1,134 - Follows: 472 - Published: 5/13/2015 - [H. Issei, Sona S.] - Complete
Blue Altered Fate by Vahn reviews
One Shot: Shirou Emiya meets the Magical Gunner Aoko from a young age. What would happen when one of the most broken person in the Nasuverse meets the most destructive?
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,856 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 1,132 - Follows: 579 - Published: 5/9/2015 - Shirō E. - Complete
Clarity by ElectraSev5n reviews
It's all about your perspective, really. She may have been kidnapped by a lunatic, or this might be an interesting new employment opportunity. She'll hang around for now- she doesn't have anything better to do. This is the sequel to 'Vapors', an OC story that loosely follows the conventions of a SI. I don't recommend starting here, I really don't.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 226,831 - Reviews: 1236 - Favs: 1,784 - Follows: 1,523 - Updated: 5/1/2015 - Published: 7/20/2014
The Importance of Aiming by black.k.kat reviews
COMPLETE. With the Kyuubi's help, Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke have successfully landed in the past, armed with a completely fleshed-out plan to get rid of the bad guys and save the world. (Again.) The only problem? When it comes to the transmigration of souls and time-travel jutsus done under the influence, Kurama has absolutely, incredibly terrible aim.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,824 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 1,421 - Follows: 654 - Published: 4/27/2015 - [Naruto U., Sakura H., Sasuke U.] Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
The Greatest Infiltration Ever by Duesal Bladesinger reviews
Who would've thought that paper-thin disguises would be that effective? One-shot. Dedicated to Igornerd because of a lost bet.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,062 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 187 - Published: 4/13/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Power of Paranoia by arekay reviews
The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,719 - Reviews: 4307 - Favs: 9,093 - Follows: 6,939 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Wizard Oaths are Stupid by Smileyfax reviews
Nine ways wizard oaths would have completely derailed the plotline if they were an actual canon thing. Friends don't let friends make wizard oaths.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/23/2015 - Complete
Always Read the Fine Print by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT. After being entered into the Tri-Wizard Tournament against his will, Harry does some independent research on what precisely "magically binding" means...and comes up with a very different approach to the competition. As they say, the pen is mightier than the sword...but is the quill mightier than the wand?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,463 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 4,259 - Follows: 1,442 - Published: 3/16/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
Shinobi of the Old Republic by psychoman222 reviews
It is a time of Civil War. Sith Forces led By DARTH REVAN have the Republic on the brink of destruction. How can the Republic hope to stand against such a ..."Lord Revan, Why are you painting that gizka orange?" "Because Orange is awesome,-ttebayo. I think I'll Name him Gamakun." A retelling of KOTOR with our favorite ninja as Darth Revan. Nonevil!Revan!Naruto. Rated M for language
Crossover - Naruto & Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 60 - Words: 79,716 - Reviews: 1297 - Favs: 2,224 - Follows: 1,744 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Naruto U., Revan - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35603 - Favs: 26,639 - Follows: 19,626 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Spock Unleashed by BajaB reviews
Spock decides the temporal Prime directive has a different interpretation to his original one.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,566 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 115 - Published: 3/12/2015 - Complete
Failings and Misunderstandings by Team Dragon Star reviews
Team 7's failure to pass the first stage of the Chunin exams leads to the fabled Sharingan slipping through Orochimaru's fingers, prompting the Snake Sannin to mark Hinata Hyuuga with the cursed seal. While Team 7 attempt to make up for not advancing to the next stage, Hinata has to deal with the consequences of bearing Orochimaru's mark.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 210,509 - Reviews: 1086 - Favs: 2,473 - Follows: 2,111 - Updated: 2/28/2015 - Published: 4/27/2013 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Hermione Granger and the Marriage Law Revolution by Starfox5 reviews
Hermione Granger deals with the marriage law the Wizengamot passed after Voldemort's defeat - in the style of the French Revolution. Old scores are settled but new enemies gather their forces, determined to crush the new British Ministry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 127,718 - Reviews: 953 - Favs: 1,857 - Follows: 1,332 - Updated: 2/28/2015 - Published: 8/5/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W., Viktor K. - Complete
A Brutal Truth by BIG Z1776 reviews
What are the chances of a technical screw-up bringing Earth and the Colonies together? Not very high, at least that's what Lt. Kelsey Adama thought. Yet, here she is, on the brink of history where two supposedly long lost tribes of man are reunited. But when both sides have not seen one another for thousands of years and one has no intention of playing by the rules things get messy
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 35 - Words: 211,291 - Reviews: 1047 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 762 - Updated: 2/17/2015 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Complete
Recursion by losthpfanficwriter reviews
'Those who do not learn from their mistakes are doomed to repeat them' - sometimes literally so. A Harry Potter 'Groundhog Day' story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,219 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 252 - Published: 2/4/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Susan B., Leanne - Complete
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 1697 - Favs: 8,909 - Follows: 4,164 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Not What I Was Expecting by Thuktun Flishithy reviews
Humorous oneshot. A very different Godzilla comes to save the day from the MUTOs, leaving everyone both baffled and amazed.
Godzilla - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,213 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/31/2015 - Complete
Diversion by Madrigal-in-training reviews
Naruto chooses a singularly odd method of distracting the S-ranked ninja who are out to kill him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 2,170 - Follows: 740 - Published: 1/26/2015 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Birth of Evil by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Tom Riddle was able to use magic long before he received a wand. In this AU, Harry has the same grasp on his magic...and a hatred for Muggles... Watch the birth of evil. Smart!Dark!Evil!Harry, All 7 Years
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,965 - Reviews: 970 - Favs: 7,222 - Follows: 2,094 - Updated: 1/26/2015 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Don't look back in Anger by RobSt reviews
Can some angry words change everything?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 140,102 - Reviews: 4966 - Favs: 7,091 - Follows: 4,993 - Updated: 1/25/2015 - Published: 9/4/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Prologue to a Revolution by Starfox5 reviews
After the Battle of Hogwarts, the prominent Death Eaters taken prisoners were tried and sentenced. But what happened to the rest of Voldemort's followers? What happened to the Snatchers and the others who did his bidding in the Ministry? Harry and Hermione are about to find out in the prologue to "Hermione Granger and the Marriage Law Revolution".
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,409 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 109 - Published: 1/23/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Vehicular Manslaughter by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Fem!Shep finds a motorcycle. She invites Wrex along for a ride. The Warmaster accepts, though he fears he'll just be bored. That wasn't what he should have been afraid of...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 50 - Published: 1/21/2015 - J. Garson, U. Wrex - Complete
Inheritances by Luan Mao reviews
Getting what's coming to you. And then fighting it. And then getting what's coming to you.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,423 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 95 - Published: 1/20/2015 - Complete
Dangerous and Deadly: Clash for the Stone by Kevin3 reviews
A sequel to Dangerous and Deadly Lord Voldemort. William Cartwright Sr. - decent wizard and extraordinary *magician* - has finished telling his son the story of the biggest lie foisted on the wizarding world: Voldemort never existed. And now the son wants to get in on the showmanship...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,736 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 1/15/2015 - Published: 4/3/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, Myrtle, Q. Quirrell - Complete
God's Reward Part I: In Order To Finally Live A Peaceful Life by Cimer Chef Putin reviews
Lelouch, on the verge of death, has been given a chance to keep on living. Now he's back in time, and he intends to live on. Soon he'll be confronted with a dillemma : Is it possible for him to make this world peaceful while letting the two biggest monsters in history live ? One of them is Britannia, the other one is himself. SuzakuxEuphie and CCxLelouchxKallen. Time Travel fic
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 96,929 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 1/15/2015 - Published: 11/9/2014 - Lelouch L., C.C., Kallen S. - Complete
Unconventional Win by NarutosBrat reviews
They'd always known that Naruto was completely and utterly unpredictable when fighting. They'd known he was prone to using unusual tactics on opponents. No one, however, had ever expected this.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,825 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 1,706 - Follows: 716 - Published: 12/27/2014 - Complete
Tricksters and Gods by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Loki's in for it now. Odin has had enough and has banished him to Earth to relearn some lessons. Too bad he hadn't paid attention to where Loki ended up. Now Harry Potter, the Boy-Who-Lived, has to deal with memories that aren't his own while he gets his revenge on those who sought to use him as a weapon. Can Harry regain what he lost, or will his past self take control first?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 54,615 - Reviews: 1988 - Favs: 8,018 - Follows: 5,294 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 3/10/2014 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
Harry's Happy Cursing by White Angel of Auralon reviews
A mysterious illness spreads all over wizarding Britain. No healer knows the reason and they are helpless in finding a solution. Though once the truth about the origins of the sickness come out, people Change their tune quickly. Just a one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,805 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 2,361 - Follows: 681 - Published: 12/7/2014 - Harry P., Helga H. - Complete
The Perils of Monologuing by White Squirrel reviews
One-shot. Voldemort catches Harry making a rookie mistake.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 82 - Published: 12/3/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Greatest Prank Ever Played by Teufel1987 reviews
Who was the greatest prankster of all time in Hogwarts? Was it Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs, Purveyors of Aids to Magical Mischief-Makers? Or perhaps the ever innovative and brilliant Weasley twins? Maybe it is the next generation who have both Weasley and Marauder blood running through their veins. It certainly cannot be Harry Potter!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,859 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 191 - Published: 11/29/2014
Lex Luthor Triumphant by GuapoMendez reviews
Ch. 1: It's been 8 months since Superman disappeared. Ch. 2: What really happened that day when LexCorp Tower trembled? Ch. 3: Is it really Solitude when he's not alone? Ch. 4: Is his heart colder than the Antarctic? Ch. 5: It was a Dark Knight 6. Meanwhile... 7.- Making progress 8.- Truth is what I make of it. 9. Fiat justitia ruat caelum 10. A day in court. 11. Endgame. 12. Ω
Superman - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,776 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 11/24/2014 - Published: 11/13/2012 - General Zod/Dru-Zod, L. Luthor, Lois L. - Complete
Harry Potter: Geth by mjimeyg reviews
During the final battle Harry is hit with a luck spell... but who exactly got lucky? Harry finds himself in the future fighting a new war when all he wants to do is have a nice and easy life. So he decides to have fun instead.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 276,717 - Reviews: 2699 - Favs: 7,151 - Follows: 3,823 - Updated: 11/19/2014 - Published: 10/27/2014 - [Tali'Zorah, Harry P.] [Shepard, Ashley W.] - Complete
Too Many Travellers by Inusitatus reviews
Harry letting himself get hit by Voldemort's killing curse had slightly different results in this particular AU!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,468 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 1,134 - Follows: 356 - Published: 11/11/2014 - Complete
Consequences Are For Lesser Mortals by Sarah1281 reviews
After it's all over, Sakura isn't sure why they're even bothering to pretend that they need to decide Sasuke's fate. Everyone knows that they've been planning to just ignore everything he's done since he left Konoha years ago and she honestly can't see a little thing like, oh, every little act of high treason Sasuke's committed since then changing any of that.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,537 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 131 - Published: 11/11/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Family Ties by Marwana reviews
When Sirius told Harry that all pure-blood families were interrelated, he wondered if he had other living family members. What he found changes everything, for both him and the war. Dark Fic. Full summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 99,912 - Reviews: 977 - Favs: 2,337 - Follows: 1,989 - Updated: 11/3/2014 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Mass Effect 3: Return of the Nuke by BoredZero reviews
One Shot. An angry person walks in on a meeting and yells at the Admirals, reminding them about one of humanity's worst kept secret (nukes). Six months later, the Reapers invade.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 43 - Published: 11/3/2014 - Complete
Nocturnal, or Year of the Cat by forcedInduction reviews
It all started with the Polyjuice Incident. Second-year Harry and Hermione star in a very surreal romantic comedy. Featuring Ron "Lovable Comic Relief" Weasley and Luna "Not Dating Ron in my Stories" Lovegood.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,117 - Reviews: 898 - Favs: 2,495 - Follows: 1,587 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 1/4/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W., Luna L. - Complete
Returning to the Start by timunderwood9 reviews
Harry killed them once. Now that he is eleven he'll kill them again. Hermione knows her wonderful best friend has a huge secret, but that just means he needs her more. A H/Hr time travel romance where they don't become a couple until Hermione is twenty one, and Harry kills death eaters without the help of children.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,170 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 2,467 - Follows: 1,185 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 9/12/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Common Sense by DisobedienceWriter reviews
My odd ideas file. Little snippets that don't quite merit their own stories. Some funny; some less so.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 118,728 - Reviews: 1808 - Favs: 2,156 - Follows: 1,348 - Updated: 10/21/2014 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Complete
Chosen Successor by Kyogre reviews
Oneshot. How Naruto Became the Sixth Hokage at Age Sixteen. (Completely honestly and legally.) Or, five conversations that didn't happen.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,582 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 2,017 - Follows: 623 - Published: 10/14/2014 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S., Tsunade S. - Complete
Bowling For Hogwarts by zArkham reviews
Time and time again the Bad Guys do bad things and get away with it. Time and time again the Good Guys take the low blow and just soldier on with their upper lips stiff. What might happen if someone couldn't hold it together? How would Magical Britain react? More to the point; who would they blame? A little One-Shot in documentary style.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,891 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 170 - Published: 10/13/2014 - Hermione G., Katie B., Parvati P., Ted T. - Complete
I have an Idea, Harry by Cloud Zen reviews
On the night of their wedding, Harry has a glass too much champagne, and accidentally gives Hermione an idea. Hermione plus Idea equals Changing the World as Everyone Knows It. Now a drabble repository. AU H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,911 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 10/13/2014 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
WorldWar: The Balance Destroyed by AlbertG reviews
The 'Race', and the Colonials of Cyrannus each tried to conquer Earth. They both failed. The Race has a new colony now. The Colonials haven't finished yet. It's a bad combination all around because everyone's stubborn. Welcome to the galaxy at large.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 148,076 - Reviews: 790 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 10/11/2014 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Complete
House, DADA by TimeLoopedPowerGamer reviews
Dr. Gregory House, Head of the St. Mungo's Department of Diagnostic Magic, was hired as a teacher for the Defense Against the Dark Arts class at Hogwarts: '92-'93 school year. After months of pain, terror, and attacks on students – and also Slytherin's monster – Dumbledore finally decides he needs to deal with the situation before Minnie finds that Castration Curse in the library.
Crossover - Harry Potter & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/10/2014 - Albus D., G. House - Complete
The Darkest Art by FluffyGonzalez reviews
Things are looking bad for the Death Eaters when Hermione immerses herself in dark forces which mankind was never meant to know—like compound interest and quarterly tax returns. Mainly Goblet of Fire. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,634 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 82 - Published: 10/7/2014 - Hermione G. - Complete
Do Over by Kyogre reviews
Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,823 - Reviews: 1587 - Favs: 11,613 - Follows: 5,294 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kyuubi/Kurama, Kushina U. - Complete
Parents Spoil All The Fun by Manchester reviews
"Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare" - Ed Asner. Xander and Dawn have wed, settled in England while working for the New Council, produced a child, and now it's seventeen years later at a certain Scots magical castle.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/4/2014 - Complete
The Pettigrew Incident by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
In which there is mystery, mayhem, maps and of course murder. Side fic to Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,133 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 72 - Published: 10/3/2014 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Naruto: Guild Master by IdeasMaker reviews
Naruto never made it to Genin, since the Mizuki incident the council had all the power and rejected his entry. Without anything to go for, Naruto is left only for civilian work. Watch how the child of prophecy, the son of 4th Hokage and last heir of Uzumaki will change the ninja nation without becoming a ninja. [Warning] PLOT DRIVEN AND ZERO/NO DIALOGUE IN MY WRITING STYLE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 50,753 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 9/29/2014 - Published: 2/17/2014 - Complete
Something Like Your Family by Luan Mao reviews
The Dursleys weren't exactly a model family
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,618 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 2,013 - Follows: 786 - Updated: 9/25/2014 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Unforgivable Tournament by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT: Harry asks an obvious question during his first class with Professor Moody...and everything changes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 4,390 - Follows: 1,389 - Published: 9/21/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Ignoring the Obvious for Dummies by Tremor230 reviews
Over-the-top Oneshot Parody of a crackfic,over-stuffed in cliches tearing apart Fanfic in general and Wrong-boy-who-lived in particular,tried to give it a sort of plot, do not read with too high hope, I did my worst in this XD. AU,OOC and the lot, Rate M just to be safe, first try Oneshot/parody/crackfic, be gentle please. chall:how many cliche I used and which ones? tell in review
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,178 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 42 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Hope Comes to Brockton Bay by ack1308 reviews
Worm is a dark world, a grim world. Everything is gritty, everyone has an agenda. The world itself is spiraling toward ruin. Enter Hope. She's just a nice kid with a unique set of superpowers, who only wants to help people. But will she have enough of an effect on the world to stave off disaster? Only time will tell. NOTE: Hope is an original character, created using the GURPS RPG.
Crossover - Misc. Games & Worm - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 127 - Words: 527,351 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 9/9/2014 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Skitter, Panacea, Danny H., OC - Complete
Harry Potter and bravery and - oh Harry - be careful! by Red Phoenix Dragon reviews
Hermione's brilliant logic solves the potion challenge then discovers an even bigger logic problem to solve in the Philosopher's Stone Quest, and she realizes that there was somewhere she really needed to be with someone who needed her so much more. Apologetic forgiven Snape with a manipulative, unforgiven, unhelpful, and bashed Dumbledore and Ronald. HHr NLLL Character deaths.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,848 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 8/31/2014 - Published: 7/11/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [Neville L., Luna L.] - Complete
I Have A PLan by Janara reviews
Harry Potter has a plan. A plan that will allow him to deal with Voldemort, Dumbledore, and everyone else who wants to rule his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,437 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 1,269 - Follows: 419 - Published: 8/21/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Albus D. - Complete
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 1486 - Favs: 8,799 - Follows: 3,462 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
Mass Production by Andrius reviews
The power Voldemort knows not turns out to be something unexpected. One-shot, quite AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,333 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 168 - Published: 8/20/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
TriWizard Alternatives by Larry Huss reviews
The TriWizard Tournament was a year-long plot by Voldemort's minions. Something that long and complicated with so many parts all having to mesh perfectly had many occasions when something could have gone wrong. Especially as some of the actions of the false Moody required experimental spells, never before attempted. Some minor glitches could have brought disaster for the villains.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,409 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 100 - Published: 8/13/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Saving Sasuke by griffindork93 reviews
We were going back to save him from Madara, from the dark and from himself. Because if we saved Sasuke, we saved the world. Time travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 66,229 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 1,294 - Follows: 841 - Updated: 8/11/2014 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Team Seven - Complete
Fans Anonymous by Facepalmistry reviews
Fans are useless beings, safe from random, painful death only by the vagaries of plot armour - and more importantly as far as they're concerned, their dreams are doomed to failure by their methods. Herein, four young Academy students realise this a little earlier than otherwise. (Well, kinda - close enough, for eleven-year-olds...) Now onto epilogue/omakes!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,730 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/4/2014 - Published: 6/7/2014 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Weasley Family Dinner by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
Bill Weasley, inconsequential human employee at Gringotts, attempts to explain to his family the recent developments at Gringotts concerning Eleanor Potter and Lily Riddle. No one really believes him. Side fic to Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,206 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 134 - Published: 7/30/2014 - Harry P., Bill W. - Complete
Match of Titans (or 'A Hearing Interrupted') by Marwana reviews
What if it wasn't Dumbledore who entered the dungeon room and named himself Witness of Defence during the hearing in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Fighting the fight - with words by Marwana reviews
He wasn't planning on fighting for people who were willing to paint him in a bad light, who were willing to use him and who were willing to sacrifice him to save themselves. He wasn't willing to fight for hypocrites, and he made sure to tell them that. Unofficial sequel to 'Match of Titans'.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 144 - Published: 7/28/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Dumbledore Is An Idiot by Manchester reviews
Alternative Potterverse drabble scenes when this Hogwarts Headmaster demonstrates (often very much to the cost of his health and/or dignity) that excessive lemon drop consumption obviously causes severe impairment to the higher brain functions.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,095 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 54 - Published: 7/25/2014 - Complete
Albus Potter: Nice Kid, Prospective Evil Overlord by Manchester reviews
A review for my concluded drabble series 'Dumbledore Is An Idiot' promptly led to even more ultra-short AU crackfic in the wizarding world a generation after the Harry Potter novels, as presented here.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,674 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/25/2014 - Complete
Albus Potter: Evil Overlording Again! by Manchester reviews
Everyone's back after the winter hols, so it's time once more to begin plotting to take over the wizarding world, bring complete doom to the populace, and have a few good giggles along the way. All in 100 word drabbles, naturally.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,706 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/25/2014 - Complete
Faery Heroes by Silently Watches reviews
Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor, some bashing included; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 245,545 - Reviews: 6448 - Favs: 12,592 - Follows: 8,477 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 6/19/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
The Split by JackPotr reviews
The Ministry 6 falls apart in their sixth year and Harry moves on and takes the world on without the help of his friends. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,775 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 1,198 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 6/2/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Susan B., Amelia B. - Complete
Vapors by ElectraSev5n reviews
This ninja business? It isn't for the faint of heart. Luckily Aiko is far from faint, even if she did get stuck with a ridiculously girly name. SI, OC, whatever you want to call it. Rating is for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 670,665 - Reviews: 5345 - Favs: 4,782 - Follows: 3,018 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Kakashi H., OC - Complete
Liliko by White Angel of Auralon reviews
It's a really bad idea to drag a mother away from her child, especially if said child was in danger from a nine tailed demon fox. Add to that the manipulatons of two old men and you have one really angry kunoichi. What will happen when the control breaks?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,166 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 1,044 - Follows: 395 - Published: 7/20/2014 - Lily Evans P., Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Lily Riddle and the Narcotics Emporium by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
Or how the vampire Frank, previously named Constantine, learned to stop worrying and love the anarchy produced by a rather insane little girl. Side fic to the AU Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,725 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 145 - Published: 7/12/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Honey by Mark Geoffrey Norrish reviews
Voldemort persuades Harry to assist him in a war against unspeakable evil. Hermione gains a second father, and the Gryffindor boys discover that Animagus transformations are as hard as they sound. Meanwhile, the enigmatic, murderous Marionette Man unleashes destruction on the wizarding world. An AU fifth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 129,551 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 6/30/2014 - Published: 5/6/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Ruthless by AngelaStarCat reviews
COMPLETE. James Potter casts his own spell to protect his only son; but he was never as good with Charms as Lily was. (A more ruthless Harry Potter grows up to confront Voldemort). Dark!Harry. Slytherin!Harry HP/HG and then HP/HG/TN.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,083 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 3,350 - Follows: 1,068 - Published: 6/29/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Theodore N. - Complete
Harry's Golden Nuggets by Snaggledog reviews
Harry takes charge of his fate and the war. He manipulates the wizarding world with revolts, scams and his own vast wealth, but even the best laid plans go awry. His mistake costs him more than he bargains for. Regardless, he is committed to making his crazy plan work. Begins after GoF - Some Dumbledore bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 147,742 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 1,872 - Follows: 819 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 5/20/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
The Disturbing Dreams of Delores Umbridge by Captain Compass reviews
What could possibly go wrong with Cornelius Fudge's brilliant plan during Harry Potter's fifth year? Does one dare to think about the happenings in the mind of a certain Senior Undersecretary? A series of slightly (im)possible scenes before Delores Umbridge first stood up in the Great Hall? What do her dreams foretell before she gets to the Welcoming Feast. Will be mostly crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,277 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/27/2014 - Published: 4/11/2014 - Dolores U. - Complete
A Different Death by Chronopie reviews
Voldemort kills Harry (temporarily) with the Elder Wand, which ought to make him the master, right? So here's an alternate look at what could have happened. An incomplete Oneshot, free to a good home, just give me some credit.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,937 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Recipe for Change by Elunas reviews
Life, like it or not, Is always changing. See how one event, after the defeat of He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, changes the Wizarding World more than they ever expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 80,890 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 6/22/2014 - Published: 10/15/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Acceleration by The-Chibi-Poe reviews
The results of her trip into the locker yield a different sort of administration for Taylor Hebert. Overwhelming power isn't a solution to all of your problems. Sometimes it creates more than it solves. A lesson that Taylor is going to learn all too well.
Crossover - Worm & Toaru Majutsu no Index/とある魔術の禁書目録 - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 56 - Words: 99,999 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 2,600 - Follows: 1,502 - Published: 6/21/2014 - Complete
The many puppets of Naruto by Kagaseo reviews
It is clear now. Obito was manipulated by Madara, who was influenced by Indra's chakra, who turned evil because of Zetsu, who was created by Kaguya. But who could be controlling Kaguya? Silly one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 203 - Published: 6/19/2014 - Complete
One Misfired Spell Later by losthpfanficwriter reviews
Harry is hit by a misfired undoing spell in third year and starts to remember things causing him to flee together with Hermione and a few others, including a godfather he didn't know he had. For Wizarding Britain and Dumbledore in particular old oaths and secrets are now brought to light. Dumbledore bashing, AU. / Story ends at the end of third year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 102,838 - Reviews: 2354 - Favs: 3,835 - Follows: 3,837 - Updated: 6/16/2014 - Published: 6/19/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B., Fleur D. - Complete
Knight Errant by JA Baker reviews
There are few problems in the multiverse that can not be solved by the appropriate application of Bolo's...
Crossover - TV X-overs & Bolo series - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,762 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 6/10/2014 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Complete
Not the Smartest Witch by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Some investigations in the true performance of his classmates starts Harry on a different path. After all, he was really curious what reason his best female friend could have to try so hard to make people believe that she was the smartest witch. No pairings
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,314 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 2,499 - Follows: 760 - Published: 6/8/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Crow by RobSt reviews
What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 106 - Words: 737,006 - Reviews: 28475 - Favs: 26,052 - Follows: 16,577 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 6/5/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Why I Did It by Lucillia reviews
When the Longbottoms were killed taking out Voldemort on a certain Halloween night, Harry Potter became the Child of Prophesy by default. There was just one little hitch however...Dumbledore should've learned not to mess with Ron's friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 116 - Published: 6/8/2014 - Ron W., Albus D. - Complete
Harry Potter, the Geek by Andrius reviews
The summer before his fifth year, Harry obtains a computer and an internet connection. Two months later, he emerges a changed person, for what has been seen cannot be unseen. AU with the whole Harry Potter timeline moved forward to the modern day. References to internet memes, video games, anime, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 65,269 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 3,013 - Follows: 1,589 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Well, That Plan's Been Shot To Hell by Lucillia reviews
A good friend will help you move. Your Best Friend will help you turn your new home into a death trap for Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 182 - Published: 6/3/2014 - Peter P., James P., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
First Infection by whateverdudezb reviews
Many have liken the Citadel to a massive hand: snatching various races from their homes, and clutching them together in its palm, where they learn to live peacefully, side-by-side. But now that hand is reaching for a race that will only make it recoil in disgust.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 72,060 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Complete
Invisible Fox by TheBeardedOne reviews
An accident bestows a completely new Kekkai Genkai on an orphaned boy, a bloodlimit that nobody could have foreseen...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 113,757 - Reviews: 2193 - Favs: 6,141 - Follows: 4,540 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Public Safety by Yunaine reviews
Harry fails to draw his wand quicker than Dudley manages to punch him. Harry is kicked out of the house and travels to the magical world where he's confronted with the steady destruction of his reputation. The public should have realised Harry never stands idle when faced with injustice. - Set after fourth year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,746 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 3,783 - Follows: 1,160 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Mad Scientist of Azkaban by Racke reviews
Pumpkins killing each other, extravagant masquerades in the honor of a merciless queen, abominations towards creation, and Dr Harry Potter. There's a lot of screaming coming from the Island of Azkaban tonight. WARNING! Crack, Horror, and gory imagery
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,287 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 1,073 - Follows: 436 - Published: 5/22/2014 - Complete
No Way In Hell by Lucillia reviews
After Kakashi inadvertently slips up, Sasuke and Sakura discover who Naruto's parents were. Sasuke refuses to believe that Naruto is the son of the Fourth Hokage despite all of the evidence he gathers that points to that fact.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,121 - Reviews: 1183 - Favs: 4,799 - Follows: 2,531 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Change of Fate by Vathara reviews
On the planet of Corellia, Kayaba released Old Republic Online... just before the Clone Wars...
Crossover - Star Wars & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,474 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 936 - Follows: 383 - Published: 5/20/2014 - Bail O., Stormtroopers, Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y. - Complete
If I Could Turn Back Time by fringeperson reviews
Anything is possible with magic, at least, as soon as you figure out how, because even magic has its limits. Gen. Oneshot. Complete. Don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,468 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 224 - Published: 5/17/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Thousand times over by Good Old Me reviews
When Haruno Satsuki told her daughter to practice a thousand times, she didn't think that Sakura would take her statement literally. This statement, while innocent, triggered something in Sakura to make her become a prodigy that hasn't been seen before. Sakura-centric, AU, one shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,927 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 128 - Published: 5/15/2014 - Complete
Dead Sirius by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It's a seriously bad idea to ignore a man's last request.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,350 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 1,859 - Follows: 655 - Published: 5/11/2014 - N. Tonks, Sirius B. - Complete
Gentleman in Navy Blue by Stephen Ratliff reviews
Outside the Office of the Minister of Magic, on a bench, Percy Weasley encounters a Gentleman in Navy Blue. Sequel to Lady in Powder Blue
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 165 - Published: 5/4/2014 - Complete
Screw Them! by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Harry Potter had enough of the stupidity of the Wizarding World. If they all believed that he was a dark wizard, just because he could talk to snakes, screw them! He didn't need them. And who ever said that all prophecies did come true? (No horcruxes).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,910 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 5,914 - Follows: 1,859 - Published: 5/4/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Return to the Barbaric World by Luiz4200 reviews
After a couple years in America, Harry Potter thought he'd never have to return to England. He was wrong. Sequel to "Barbaric World".
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,469 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 5/3/2014 - Published: 3/8/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Blonds Have More Fun by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Ino travels back in time to be with her husband and to right some wrongs. Repost of story. Ino/Naruto pairing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 61,993 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 2,584 - Follows: 1,237 - Published: 4/26/2014 - [Ino Y., Naruto U.] - Complete
Weary Wizard by Yunaine reviews
When a few inappropriate questions derail the meeting at the Hog's Head, Harry lets the situation play out. Eventually, he refuses to commit his free time to teach a bunch of easily distracted fools. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,450 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 9,007 - Follows: 2,522 - Published: 4/26/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Past an Hour the Prospect's Black by White Squirrel reviews
One-shot. Harry suspects the Second Task will involve hostages, but he still can't find a way to breathe underwater. In his desperation, what other options might he devise?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,601 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 873 - Follows: 300 - Published: 4/25/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Don't fear the reaper by dogbertcarroll reviews
Summoning the Death God to seal the fox into his son goes slightly wrong...
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,190 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 328 - Published: 4/9/2014 - Complete
Reinforced Magic by Lupine Horror reviews
She was supposed to die, she was supposed to be destroyed, she was supposed to be completely annihilated, but she wasn't. He wasn't the happiest, nor was he the luckiest, but now a guardian angel all of his own had found her way to him. Let's see what Hogwarts makes of these two. This is fan fiction, I only own the plot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 104,604 - Reviews: 774 - Favs: 2,180 - Follows: 1,223 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 3/12/2014 - Harry P., Reinforce - Complete
Dangerous and Deadly Lord Voldemort by Kevin3 reviews
A tale of illusion and deception - what better bedtime story could a magician tell his son than when he managed to pull one over on the entire wizarding world?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,842 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 4/3/2014 - Published: 2/20/2014 - Voldemort, Albus D., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Lady in Powder Blue by Stephen Ratliff reviews
Minister Fudge is about to take the last step to kick Albus Dumbledore out of the Wizengamot. He didn't count on the Lady in powder blue.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 248 - Published: 4/2/2014 - Complete
Harry Potter and The Muggle Tri-Wizard Tournament by MartinDC reviews
Harry was chosen as the fourth Tri-Wizard Champion, and was punished severely for it. Watch as he takes the tasks in a whole new direction and pranks Wizarding Britain. Posted to celebrate April fools day. One-shot, complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,419 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 287 - Published: 4/1/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Do not question by Haxong reviews
The heir of Slytherin is on the loose once again and a certain Potter has very special plans for him already. After all there's no way he's going to share his favorite pet with a scrawny teenager.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,433 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 3/28/2014 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Tom R. Jr., OC - Complete
Script? Bleep the Script! by I. H. Scribe reviews
Angering Death is generally a bad idea. Which led to his current predicament. He had gone to sleep as Harry Potter, and woken up as Bella Swan. On an airplane. On the way to Forks. Rated M for Harry/Bella's mouth.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 1,657 - Follows: 562 - Published: 3/22/2014 - Harry P., Bella, Edward - Complete
Naruto: Insanity Of The Leaf by Big-bird-8674 reviews
CRACKfic! Shiro Ichimaru considers himself one of Iwa's best spies. He is a specialist in all kinds of subterfuge, having infiltrated places such as Kiri and even strongholds like Ame in the past. And now he's going to take on his biggest test yet… He's going to infiltrate the Leaf. Will he survive? Find out here. AU, No specific timeline, M just in case.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,306 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/21/2014 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Price of Victory by zArkham reviews
The real world has consequences. The real world does not have a Disney ending. Real horrors live on after the quest is completed, the villain defeated and one has ridden off into the sunset. With these horrors comes nightmares and paranoia which can lead to the unthinkable. The Wizarding world has a habit of ignoring problems. This habit leads to tragedy. (Character Death)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,043 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 63 - Published: 3/19/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Journal by The Dutchman reviews
Harry finds Dumbledore's Journal. What he does with it will affect the entire Wizarding world. Rated T for some language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,212 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 41 - Published: 3/18/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Nine Points in the Sky by Triser reviews
A simple experiment to shave time off of travel ended in a bad way... Will the Lanster family be found or will they have to strive to find a way to live on this new world that they landed on... And A White Devil isn't going to be happy in this story... Part two of adventures for Riot Force 6...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 40,277 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 3/10/2014 - Published: 8/12/2013 - Subaru N., Teana L. - Complete
Amontillado, Chilled by Diresquirrel reviews
"The thousand insults she had put upon me I bore as best I could, but when she turned to torture and injury, I swore revenge." A dark revenge fic.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 133 - Published: 3/9/2014 - Skitter, Shadow Stalker - Complete
Nanoha Takamachi and the School of Witchcraft by Ryvaken Lucius Tadrya reviews
A few months after retiring home to England, former TSAB Admiral Graham finds himself attacked by men with pointy sticks and strange magic. He calls in help and sets Nanoha and Fate on a wild ride through the British Wizarding World. Book one of the Lyrical Witch series.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,594 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 3/6/2014 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Nanoha T., Fate T. - Complete
Travel Secrets: Second by E4mj reviews
Yr 2: Harry has returned in time after one too many things went wrong, his careful plans have been messed up, so he's trying a few new things. He's searching for the diary, but while things are similar, his presence has altered enough to keep him on his toes! No pairings. Dumbledore/Goodguys bashing. 2nd in series. Rated M because I'm paranoid. Everything belongs to Jo!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 87,314 - Reviews: 1188 - Favs: 4,914 - Follows: 2,750 - Updated: 2/24/2014 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Divine Hallows As by Chronopie reviews
What would happen if there were an extra person - a wizard at that - running around during the Book of Darkness incident? Enter Harry James Potter, Boy-Who-Lived, Man-Who-Won, wielder of the Intelligent Device Hallow.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,373 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 12/28/2013 - Harry P., Nanoha T., Fate T. - Complete
Broodmother by Ephemeralen reviews
Yep... I'm writing one of these... Trapped in that locker, Taylor Hebert triggers, and gets all the powers of the Queen of Blades. Too bad half the school sees it happen. So much for a secret identity. Disclaimer: This was a rush job. (Feel free to steal any of the ideas here-in.)
Crossover - StarCraft & Worm - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,654 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 1/30/2014 - Zerg, Skitter - Complete
The Boy in the Team by Shadenight123 reviews
Sasuke Uchiha is Rookie of the Year and son of the police chief. Naruko Namikaze is prime Kunoichi and hero of Konoha, daughter of the Yondaime Hokage. Hence, the dead last assigned to their team is Shinku Haruno...son of civilians. There is no rising from the lower levels when you're surrounded by prodigies. Just live through the nightmare...and hope to wake up to a better day.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 83 - Words: 363,350 - Reviews: 1833 - Favs: 1,518 - Follows: 903 - Updated: 2/12/2014 - Published: 9/4/2013 - Sasuke U., Naruko U., Team Seven - Complete
19 years later by Thalwen The Stabby reviews
Harry's kids come back from the future to confront him about their names...and worse. Will Harry be able to stop naming them stupid things or will Crookshanks become the new Dark Lord?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/2/2014 - Harry P., Albus S. P. - Complete
Picking Up From Where They Left Off by Lucillia reviews
When they have to be, the Gringotts Goblins can be exceedingly adaptable.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 119 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Harry P., Boromir - Complete
Naruto: Shinobi Institute of Performance Analysis by MaxFic reviews
Not every idea Orochimaru ever had was bad. When one of his mothballed programs gets refreshed by the Third how will the world change for Team 7 when they are given brutally honest evaluations of their skills, personalities and potentials. With this knowledge laid bare before them and their Sensei what do they do and how to they grow. STRAIGHT/NON-YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 174,523 - Reviews: 3138 - Favs: 8,333 - Follows: 5,267 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Naruto U., Karin U., Fū - Complete
Razor's Edge by Archer83 reviews
Two officers from very different worlds find themselves in the middle of a conflict, in a galaxy far, far away. Multi-crossover of Star Wars, Mass Effect, and Star Trek. Warning: Chapter 5 contains several triggers! Chapter 13 up now ! Completed!
Crossover - Star Wars & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 157,012 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 1/20/2014 - Published: 8/23/2013 - Luke S., J. Garson - Complete
To Hell with the Original! by Haxong reviews
You could ask ten different people who Charles Potter is and why he does know things no one else does. You would get ten diffrent answers, one more unlikely then the other. No one of them knows the truth. He's the twin brother of Harry Potter, one of the boys-who-lived. He's a Slytherin, a genius and more often then not an insufferable asshole. And yes, he's being evil on purpose.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,691 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 12/13/2013 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Antiheroine (Old) by vkerinav reviews
See: Antiheroine (Revised). Events of ME1. A radicalized Kara Shepard goes rogue, but not like you think, as she struggles to solves questions of loyalty and command in her own way.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 214,340 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/17/2014 - Published: 1/20/2012 - J. Garson, OC - Complete
Kurama's Last Stand by Lucillia reviews
When all hope seems lost, Kurama uses what he knows about Uzumaki females in a last ditch effort against Madara.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 1,586 - Follows: 484 - Published: 1/15/2014 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Karin U. - Complete
The Woman that Changed Things by I. H. Scribe reviews
In an attempt to warn his family, and hopefully prevent several deaths, Harry Potter uses a ritual to send his biography back in time to his mother. Only he messes up, and Petunia ends up with them instead. (Not a Read-the-Books-Together type story)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,770 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 102 - Published: 1/8/2014 - Sirius B., Minerva M., Petunia D., Vernon D. - Complete
Irrelevance by Mark Geoffrey Norrish reviews
Voldemort's portrait is hung in Hogwarts after his defeat. Eternity is a very, very, very long time.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/7/2014 - Voldemort - Complete
NBH by Chilord reviews
Switching opponents with Shikamaru during the preliminary round before the third stage, leads to an opportunity for Naruto, one that starts to drastically change his course in life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 195,041 - Reviews: 1445 - Favs: 3,875 - Follows: 2,637 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 11/27/2013 - Complete
Ice and Darkness by Racke reviews
A screwed up spell sends Eva into the middle of Kyuubi's sealing process. She spends the next decade kicking the annoying little thing around their cage for shits and giggles. Then Naruto makes a friend, and suddenly Team 7 causes a bit more chaos than they really ought to. Crack (Now with extra Omake)
Crossover - Naruto & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま！ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,309 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 1,838 - Follows: 895 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Naruto U., Evangeline A.K. M. - Complete
The Challenge of the Goblet by Luan Mao reviews
Harry knew that Fourth Year was going to be a challenge. It was almost like he'd seen it before. Rated for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,865 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 368 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Princess of the Blacks by Silently Watches reviews
First in the Black Queen series. Sirius searches for his goddaughter and finds her in one of the least expected and worst possible locations and lifestyles. How was he to know just how many problems bringing her home would cause? DARK and NOT for children. fem!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 189,338 - Reviews: 2210 - Favs: 5,959 - Follows: 3,750 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Harry P., Luna L., Viktor K., Cedric D. - Complete
Form 2B by Brennus reviews
This just silly. It started as a nice little story about time travel, and now it's just got silly. His hair is too long for a wizard, too…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,803 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 46 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Hakumei by Pryotra reviews
Danzo's plan for the assassination of the Hokage was almost flawless. To bad he didn't take six neglected children who ran away the night of the murder into account.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 270,839 - Reviews: 2978 - Favs: 7,246 - Follows: 4,955 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Goal-Oriented by Emerald Ashes reviews
After defeating his evil older brother, Sasuke decides to return to Konoha and rebuild his clan...Why is everyone being so difficult about this? In which Sasuke completely missed the plot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,837 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 1,342 - Follows: 506 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Dark Lord Syndicate by Yunaine reviews
Taking over the world is a career like any other. He could live with the bad hours, the lousy pay, the non-existent healthcare, the incompetent colleagues, and every other hurdle that came along. If only his boss didn't thwart his every attempt ... - Set at the very beginning; Parody
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 223 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Mass Effect: Space Battleships by BoredZero reviews
One Shot. Born from the insane, giggling idea that wouldn't leave me alone. Set at the beginning of Mass Effect 3, when the Reapers begin their invasion of Earth. "Sir...that's a World War 2 era battleship." Take seriously at your own risk.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 60 - Published: 11/22/2013 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Tournament of Houses by AntaresTheEighthPleiade reviews
Scheming goblins, ancient treaties, Animagus transformations, inter-House rivalries taken to a new height, missing werewolves, insane professors... Just another year in the life of Harry Potter, twin of the false Boy-Who-Lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 95,093 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 1,168 - Follows: 1,030 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Rescued from the Dursleys by I. H. Scribe reviews
An owl flies through the window and drops a bloodstained stick on Jim Moriarty's head.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 480 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Harry P., OC, J. Moriarty, Sebastian M./Seb - Complete
Road to Marriage by I. H. Scribe reviews
Not related to How Dare You! A different dimension's version of Hinata is switched with the real Hinata on the day of her kidnapping, and decides this is the perfect chance to get her man, even if he does go by a different name.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 185 - Published: 11/20/2013 - [Hinata H., Naruto U.] Hiashi H. - Complete
And the Meek Shall Inherit the Galaxy by Full-Paragon reviews
Due to a shift in turian and quarian patrols, first contact for humanity is friendly; Rael'Zorah and Hannah Shepard become friends, as do their species. But the galaxy is not a safe place, and schisms develop when the Council steps in. As humanity finds new allies among the stars, something darker stirs. The Meek must beware, for it is nearly harvest time. AU, lots of worldbuilding
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 49 - Words: 232,286 - Reviews: 3749 - Favs: 3,458 - Follows: 2,552 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard, Hannah S., Rael'Zorah - Complete
Why couldn't they just by Byakugan789 reviews
Ever get a rabid plot bunny that just wont leave you alone and interrupts all of your other work? Ever shake your head and wonder how the Heroes of your favorite story could miss something their world set up so blatantly? This thread is one of those moments. A series of self contained one shots that have been interrupting my real stories. PM me if you want to add to it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,893 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/12/2013 - Complete
Barbaric World by Luiz4200 reviews
Instead of mistreating Harry Potter, the Dursleys learned about something they taught him to see as a reason to be afraid of the Wizarding World.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,751 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
The Peace of Death by SymphonySamurai reviews
Post-DH. Due to a mistake by the Ministry Harry is arrested and sentenced to death. With the help of some unexpected allies, he escapes Azkaban, only to find that the peace he craves is farther away than he thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,568 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 78 - Published: 11/7/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
As If Tickling the Dragon Wasn't Bad Enough by I. H. Scribe reviews
Voldemort and his Death Eaters didn't just tickle the dragon – they poked it in the eye before kicking it between the legs and laughing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,594 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 107 - Published: 11/7/2013 - Lily Evans P., Sirius B., Severus S., Walburga B. - Complete
Trouble by TheGirlWithFarTooManyIdeas reviews
Harry Potter is a thief and a lawbreaker long before he gets his letter. Upon discovering he's a wizard, he sets out for the wizarding world - but he's doing things his way. Dumbledore has no idea what his decision to leave Harry with the Dursleys has wrought. Harry/Multi, darkish, some Dumbledore bashing, rating may go up later.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 19 - Words: 95,011 - Reviews: 1667 - Favs: 5,776 - Follows: 3,578 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Harry P., Astoria G., Daphne G. - Complete
A Parody of Sirius' Will Reading by Diresquirrel reviews
I've read one too many stories with long drawn out will readings where Sirius leaves Harry more money than the UK's GDP. In response I came up with this abomination.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 144 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Complete
The Monster Within by Lillielle reviews
Disclaimer: I own nothing. Monsters exist in ordinary people. Ordinary people like Neville Longbottom. Warnings for very AU, dark! Neville, torture, and character death.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,190 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2013 - Neville L., Barty C. Jr., Sybill T. - Complete
Champion by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Harry Potter isn't normal, he is highly intelligent and strives to become the best. Upon finding out about him being a wizard he has to decide if he wants to give up all the work he put into his studies to get a scholarship for a good secondary boarding school or take his place at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 106,207 - Reviews: 1642 - Favs: 6,003 - Follows: 3,980 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Potter: The Best Dark Lord In History by USMCcAnthem reviews
Harry thought he couldn't be a Dark Lord, but Hermione had a way to change that. Watch as the two travel through time to help Harry become the best unknown Dark Lord ever. Sequel (kind of) and spin-off from "Voldemort the Horrible Dark Lord". No Pairings! One-shot. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,807 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 37 - Published: 10/24/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Voldemort the Horrible Dark Lord by USMCcAnthem reviews
Harry and Hermione have a chat in the common room about how Harry thinks Voldemort is a bad Dark Lord. Why does he think that? Well, you have to read to find out! No Pairings! One-shot! Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/23/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
Harry Potter and the Trouble With Sorting Hats by Durandall reviews
A mild send-up on a popular genre of Harry Potter fanfiction. As much as I enjoy them, some practical considerations come to mind. Inevitably, Harry has one specific ally in all those fics ... but what if that entity took a different view on things?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 1,064 - Follows: 346 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Harry P., Sorting Hat - Complete
Naruto's Secret Jutsu by Keeperoftheninjaway reviews
Ever wonder how Naruto's life could change if he discovered the Flying Raijin Jutsu 2 years before the Genin Exams? Well now is your chance to find out. This is my first story so i hope you enjoy it. Rated M for future content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 98,442 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 1,110 - Follows: 1,023 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Harry Tano by TheBeardedOne reviews
After resigning from the Jedi Order, Ahsoka didn't expect to find herself sent to a new world, especially a world where a young boy needed her help... (Epilogue 1 links to Knave Squadron.)
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 57 - Words: 136,800 - Reviews: 2198 - Favs: 3,561 - Follows: 2,193 - Updated: 10/19/2013 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Ahsoka T., Harry P. - Complete
Simplicity is Even Better by Lord Mendasuit reviews
Because a complicated life can only get more complicated when a murderer is on the loose and after you, Harry continues to focus on problems one at a time and on solutions of the simple kind. Third year on the Simplicity Series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,505 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 62 - Published: 10/16/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., Luna L. - Complete
Ravenous Plot Bunny - The Tri-Wizard Tournament by Sinyk reviews
Plot holes. Some are only tiny; but others challenge the Grand Canyon. What does Harry do about the Tr-Wizard Tournament if he decides to think outside the box? And not about winning, but just surviving?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,512 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 1,215 - Follows: 585 - Published: 10/15/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Elder Sect by Clell65619 reviews
When Hagrid arrives at the Potter cottage in Godric's Hollow, he finds no sign of Harry Potter. It takes five long years for Harry to be found, in the care of a distant cousin, having been dropped off by his Great Grand Mother.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bewitched - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 59,287 - Reviews: 1612 - Favs: 4,406 - Follows: 2,927 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Simplicity is Better by Lord Mendasuit reviews
Basilisks? In my school? Surely you jest! In which a clever wizard finds simple solutions to the problems of a complicated school year. Second Year in the Simplicity Series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,448 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 74 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Simplicity is Good by Lord Mendasuit reviews
Harry has a complicated life. Which is why he looks for simple ways to make it easier. Because being intelligent is not about being a knowledge sponge. First year in the Simplicity series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 89 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Simplicity is Best by Lord Mendasuit reviews
In which very simple solutions are found to a complicated tournament's tasks by a clever wizard. Fourth Year in the Simplicity series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 97 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
A Parody of Peggy Sues by Diresquirrel reviews
Noting the cliches and tropes of Peggy Sue style time travel in the HP world. Silly, silly, silly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 40 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
He's kind of a BLEEP by Diresquirrel reviews
Sequel to "I Think There's Been a Mistake." Harry Dresden gets a letter from Hogwarts with some dire news. Then his apprentice and brother butt their heads in and silliness ensues.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,215 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 96 - Published: 10/2/2013 - H. Dresden, Thomas R. - Complete
The Year's Entertainment by Lucillia reviews
Based on Rorschach's Blot's Things I Would Like to See in a Fic #403. The Philosopher's Stone wasn't bait, it was a distraction.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 93 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Albus D., Q. Quirrell - Complete
Harry, Hermione and Lily by broomstick flyer reviews
It all began the day of Ron's return during the hunt. Hermione makes a decision that leads to some surprising changes for both her self and Harry. Sorry it's a poor summary but each other one I have tried seems to give away to much of the story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,131 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 992 - Follows: 361 - Published: 9/26/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Is it Vengeance or Justice that you seek? by SlytherinNinjaKnight reviews
Dumbledore said that 'Love' was the 'Power He Knows Not', well Dumbledore was wrong. Watch as Harry learns what the true 'Power He Knows Not' is, learns his place in the world and takes control over his life. Rated M for safety, this will be a more realistic war than the children's story we got in Half-Blood Prince and Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 74,711 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 2,002 - Follows: 1,211 - Updated: 9/20/2013 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
19th September by sprinter1988 reviews
It's Hermione's Birthday. See how she celebrates it. One shot, NOT FOR RON FANS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,307 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 209 - Published: 9/19/2013 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Homer says D'oh by Lady FoxFire reviews
What do you get when you mix lost luggage and Halloween in Sunnydale?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,193 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 189 - Published: 9/15/2013 - Xander H., J. O'Neill - Complete
The Boy-Who-Lived by Shira1111 reviews
Harry is the Boy-Who-Lived, but no one ever said that he is also the Boy-Who-Lives. What happend really when Voldemort cast the Killing Curse and what is Harry's 'power the Dark Lord knows not? Now, Harry has a difficult decision to make. Oneshot, starts at the end of book 4.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,116 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/11/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry and Luna Meet the Big Blue Giants by mjimeyg reviews
In an effort to escape the post-war wizarding world, Luna offers to take Harry far away using a family spell. The problem is... no one has ever returned or knows what's there.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avatar - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,879 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 1,762 - Follows: 741 - Published: 9/10/2013 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Wedding of Ron Weasley by Xelan reviews
Despite the title, Ron has very few lines. This story focuses on whom he's trying to marry. Another wedding at the burrow, but something is amiss. Heron fans will not be pleased and do remember I'm a Harmony author.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 100 - Published: 9/9/2013 - Hermione G. - Complete
Travel Secrets: First by E4mj reviews
Harry Potter is living an unhappy life at age 27. He is forced to go on an Auror raid, when the people he saves are not who he thinks. With one last thing in his life broken, he follows through on a plan for Time-travel, back to his past self. Things were not as they once seemed. Slytherin!Harry. Dumbledore and order bashing. No pairing YET. Book one. (The world belongs to Jo!)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,973 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 5,880 - Follows: 2,385 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 8/23/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
How a Trip to Disneyland Stopped the Threat of War by reader713 reviews
With the threat of war and Akatsuki looming Kakashi has decided that Naruto needs a vacation. Tsunade agrees that sending Naruto and his friends to Disneyland is a wonderful idea. Only, how did a vacation result in so many shinobi getting arrested by civilians? Not to mention the unexpected romances? And what happens to the missing nin who decide to crash the vacation? REVIEW!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,875 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/5/2013 - Sakura H., Team Seven, Team Eight, Team Ten - Complete
HACK! by reader713 reviews
Of the resurrected shinobi fighting against the Alliance one is a mystery. Though it seems that someone recognizes him. And...why is there a copy running around calling the no-longer-dead-guy a hack? Did Kabuto seriously resurrect the body of some guy that isn't dead? PLEASE REVIEW!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/5/2013 - Sakura H., Naruko U., Hanabi H., Konohamaru S. - Complete
Teach Your Children Well by AvocadoLove reviews
After Madara final attack on the village, Rokudaime Kakashi uncovers a time-travel scroll. Now he's Team Seven's sensei again. And this time, he's going to do things differently. A time travel fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,849 - Reviews: 3602 - Favs: 6,673 - Follows: 5,174 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Intervention by Clell65619 reviews
Harry Potter was programmed to die. Sometimes thing don't go as planned. A crossover with DC Comics Deadman.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,551 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 220 - Published: 8/28/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Badass Princess by Elza C. Boe reviews
There were things Tony Stark did not expect that day. Finding out he had a daughter was one of them *Second story of New Dawn series*
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,363 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 59 - Published: 8/28/2013 - Buffy S., Dawn S., A. E. Stark/Tony - Complete
Malachite Gift by Lazov reviews
Hadrian Potter, the boy-who-was-orphaned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,353 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 190 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Decidedly Different Dursleys by CycoMW reviews
A short where Vernon changes rather dramatically one year before Harry turns up on his doorstep. Vernon's actions during Harry's early years and his first two years at Hogwarts covered in brief.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,964 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 99 - Published: 8/19/2013 - Harry P., Vernon D. - Complete
A Not So Story - The Fourth Champion by Captain Compass reviews
Harry is suspicious that the Triwizard Tournament is being held at Hogwarts in his fourth year. Fearing another disastrous Halloween, Harry takes steps to prevent the unthinkable from occurring. Not a part of the of the Honestly Harry series. Follows canon until the choosing. Mostly crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 48,601 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Beware The Muggleborn by loverofeevee reviews
Everyone thought Voldemort was unstoppable. Everyone thought muggleborns were weak. Everyone thought a single person couldn't change the world. Everyone was wrong, because everyone hadn't met Lily Potter nee Evans
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,876 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 79 - Published: 8/15/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Matter of House by Emerald Ashes reviews
In which Bellatrix Black and Molly Prewett were sorted into Hufflepuff, and the world changed ever-so-slightly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,346 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Bellatrix L., Molly W. - Complete
Relief by The Struggling Warrior reviews
Broken by neglect, scorn, and heartbreak, Harry Potter has turned away from his family, country, and destiny. Without flinching, he watched and listened as everyone from his homeland died. Now with incredible power and money at his disposal, he waits for the day that he can finish his purpose and find the peace he desperately seeks.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,904 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 83 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Lord Over the Night Sky by Triser reviews
Vernon takes Harry to an Orphanage in Japan to get rid of Harry, and the world shifts because of it... Hayate and Harry are not a pairing, more like siblings... Pairings will be done in story line. Gears have started to change. The start of a series of adventures for Riot Force 6...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 114 - Words: 234,127 - Reviews: 790 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Harry P., Hayate Y., Reinforce - Complete
A Special Guest by Xelan reviews
AU. On a field trip to Grimmauld Museum, an unexpected but special guest is coincidentally there at the same time. The-Boy-Who-Lived Novel series is all these kids know. What questions will they ask? If you liked Delusions of Granger... then try this. V2 As a special service, Ch. 2 Hermione A History. See what led up to the events of Ch. 1
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,558 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The rebirth of Tammy Riddle by Byakugan789 reviews
One-sho. Everybody likes to write epic stories about how they've made Harry Potter different, but invariably all of them, amusing they get that far, hit upon the same stumbling block that tests our willing suspension of disbelief when they get Harry in to the exact same position of being carted off to a creepy graveyard to resurrect Voldemort. Lets change things a little, shall we?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,373 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 63 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Knowledge is Useful, But Power is Power by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry and Hermione are gifted a handwritten book at the beginning of Fourth Year. A book that reveals horrible truths about the world they live in. Prepare for a tougher Harry and a battle focused on the Ministry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 93,462 - Reviews: 1474 - Favs: 4,569 - Follows: 3,085 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Complete
Team 7 Test Naruto style by SlytherinNinjaKnight reviews
Here's my take on if Naruto became a jonin sensei and what his 'true' genin test would be. Rated T for swearing. Included is my first challenge, unless someone else has taken it. If you decide to take up the challenge, let me know I'd like to read what you all come up with.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,131 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 47 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Naruto U. - Complete
New Plan by dunuelos reviews
The Third Hokage is tired of hearing for calls to prevent Naruto from becoming a shinobi. So he decides to try something new.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 164 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Hiruzen S. - Complete
Emma's Plan by losthpfanficwriter reviews
In the summer after Sixth Year Emma Granger, sneaky manipulator and dentist, finds her daughter in a compromising position. She then tricks her into making the right choice in boys... if the boy in question wants to, or not.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,564 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 6/22/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Dr. Granger - Complete
Escapologist Harry by Racke reviews
Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 7,423 - Follows: 2,157 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Kashimashi Naruto by Racke reviews
Naruto didn't like spaceships. Damn aliens should learn how to steer properly and not land on his head! Gaara/Fem!Naruto. WARNING: Bashing of Sasuke,Sakura,Kakashi.
Crossover - Naruto & Kashimashi: Girl Meets Girl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,792 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 174 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Naruto U., Naruko U. - Complete
Magic Area Affects Wizards Health by Lady FoxFire reviews
At some point in our lives we learn that we have to take a grain of salt for everything we see, hear and read because just because someone says it's the truth, doesn't mean it is. Shame the Wizard world doesn't know that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,271 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 264 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Complete
The Scorned Son by Calanor reviews
They say hell hath no wrath like a woman scorned, but the wrath of a scorned son comes pretty close. The day his brother massacred the Uchiha clan, Sasuke shrugged. None of those people cared about him anyway. Years later he tries to leave his clan's shadow as a loyal shinobi of Konoha. ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,287 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 839 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Sasuke U.
Don't screw with me or else by SfoCrazy reviews
Harry is a product of his environment, a murderer by eight, reform school by nine, by ten he has taken out another problem. Now he is eleven and is headed for Hogwarts with revenge on his mind and cold steel in his hand. By twelve he has two wives and is building an empire.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,764 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Afternoon Tea by Lady FoxFire reviews
Afternoon tea is a time to relax, to talk to friends and discuss problems, hopes and dreams. Of course 275 times is just too much
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,201 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 135 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
A Cunning Slytherin by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Daphne Greengrass enacts a cunning plan to deal with her housemates' silly objections to her decision to date Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,356 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 2,968 - Follows: 1,233 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Daphne G., Harry P. - Complete
What it Takes by Iced Blood reviews
Now complete as of its 30th chapter. Naruto and his teammates, and his mentors, find themselves faced with a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and they take it. But time is a fickle thing, and even a ninja can't just jump inside the river of history and change its course. Not without getting swept up in it. Uzumaki Naruto is about to learn that.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 90,673 - Reviews: 1968 - Favs: 3,041 - Follows: 2,723 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Minato N. - Complete
The Short, Eventful Tenure of Headmaster G Squid by MuggleBeene reviews
Dumbledore has died, and Harry is grieving. Before the funeral, though, a mysterious ritual is completed to choose the next Headmaster. The ritual picks the Giant Squid. But as always with Harry, that's just the beginning. Some deaths, a little swearing, and some possible futures. AU Crackfic for the TL Crack!Fic exchange, specifically Rose of the West and HeadlessHuntsman.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,247 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Harry P., Giant Squid - Complete
Seeing Death Eaters by losthpfanficwriter reviews
Harry is transported to a graveyard following the Third Task of the Tournament, and finds a creative solution to survive the fight with Voldemort and his minions.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Monty Python - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 173 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Sorting of 1991 by losthpfanficwriter reviews
Have you ever considered what the fanon rule of all houses getting the same number of boys and girls actually means for the students?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/13/2013 - Sorting Hat - Complete
The First Contact War: Peace through Power by BloodLordShade reviews
The Turians thought humanity weak and easy to conquer. They where wrong for they have woken a sleeping giant. "Awakened Online." Story challenge
Crossover - Command & Conquer & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,414 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 3/15/2013 - LEGION - Complete
Keeping Up Appearances by Diresquirrel reviews
Keeping Up Appearances, or Harry Potter's Wife. Ginny looks back at her life. Darkish, non-violent one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Ginny W. - Complete
Enough is enough by Tostie reviews
AU fourth year one shot (possible future sequel) – During Harry Potter's years at Hogwarts he had a couple of less than pleasant experiences. What would happen if Harry had finally enough after an incident in his fourth year– covers the entire fourth year – minor Harry/OFC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,824 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 982 - Follows: 350 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Harry P., OC - Complete
A Fistful of Shepards by thebluninja reviews
One Shepard spontaneously turns into two when they go to talk to Nihlus. A third appears on Eden Prime to save Ashley, a fourth appears next to the bombs, and a fifth appears immediately after the beacon explodes. What's causing all these different versions of Shepard to appear?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,890 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013 - J. Garson, Shepard - Complete
A Matter of Perspective by Clell65619 reviews
One of the Magical World's strangest creations is the Mirror of Erised. But that isn't the only magical mirror in the world, as Harry finds out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 275 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Something Wicked This Way Comes by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
After Cedric's death, Harry and company summon a demon to kill Lord Voldemort. Except, well, when the hell is summoning a demon ever turn out just the way you planned?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Disgaea - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 48 - Words: 160,133 - Reviews: 1798 - Favs: 2,911 - Follows: 1,871 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Harry P., Etna - Complete
On An Island In The Sun by Rorschach's Blot reviews
You don't like the way this country operates? You think its bureaucrats corrupt, its politicians moronic, its people apathetic sheep? Fine! Go make your own!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 32,584 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 3,755 - Follows: 1,337 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Complete
Prevent This! by Lucillia reviews
Uchiha Fugaku and Hyuuga Hiashi watch as several time travelers come back in order to prevent a female Naruto from getting into various relationships.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 1,054 - Follows: 356 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Fugaku U., Hiashi H., Naruko U. - Complete
What The Heck Is It by DragonofChaostheory reviews
What is love? Why not ask a Lovegood?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,010 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/24/2013 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Unexpected Surprises by Lady Lanera reviews
During an unannounced inspection of Hogwarts, secrets come out of the woodwork. Just a funny little one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/24/2013 - Severus S. - Complete
Planning Ahead by Bil reviews
AU 4th year. In which Voldemort's plans are upset, Severus is annoyed, and Harry has a new career goal. There is also a kitten, because kittens are cool. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 41 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The World's Greatest Chunin Exam Team by Dane Namor reviews
Set a year after the war. Naruto, frustrated at being told he's going to have to miss out on another Chunin exam due to no available teams, seeks to solve the problem himself. The story of an S-Class Ninja forming an equally ridiculous team to compete against Genin. [Some NaruHina] (Complete)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 61,419 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 2,505 - Follows: 840 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The worst choice the Sorting Hat ever made by E4mj reviews
One shot: McGonagall asks the sorting hat it's regrets after the war, and it admits it regrets one surprising choice between Slytherin and Gryffindor. JKR owns all the world in which I play.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 1,912 - Follows: 484 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Sorting Hat, Minerva M., Harry P. - Complete
Hero Harry by LordsFire reviews
As Magical England grinds itself through civil war and Magical Europe at large collapses in upon itself, Harry hunts through it all. Dumbledore has disappeared, Lucius Malfoy has publically fallen out with Fudge, and most the population of Hogwarts has fled to America, bringing many families of Muggleborns with them. Sequel to Brutal Harry. Rated for violence/messiness.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 108,656 - Reviews: 1265 - Favs: 2,567 - Follows: 2,068 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Letters from the Asylum by NarutosBrat reviews
In which letters get written, hijinks ensue, and Harry discovers the 'power the dark lord knows not'.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 58,735 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 1,759 - Follows: 903 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Dirty Little Witch by Azrael38 reviews
It's the summer after 5th year and Harry is not a happy camper. With his godfather dead, Harry has nobody left to turn to. Except one. One who has been with him since the beginning...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,703 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 938 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 5/2/2013 - Published: 2/19/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Nothing to Lose by Writing Warriors reviews
This story, as a few are in the world of Harry Potter fanfiction, stems from one of those many ideas of Rorschachs Blot, entitled "Nothing to Lose." One of the areas this story will explore is the possible impact on Harry Potter and friends of the isolation that our dear old friend, Albus Dumbledore, always fed to him: this isolation will make up its own reality.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,681 - Reviews: 1597 - Favs: 3,704 - Follows: 2,427 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry's Un-Birthday Gift by Aealket reviews
What happens when Harry is given a surprise un-birthday gift named Luna.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 39,283 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 1,115 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Stargate SG-1: Maybourne Unleashed by BajaB reviews
What if Harry Maybourne had been more effective? Stargate SG-1, with a little bit more emphasis on acquiring technology to use. Starts from the season one Episode Enigma and generally follows canon timeline. Highlights only, not full story dialogs and scenes. Fill in the gaps yourselves. :)
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,793 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 4/29/2013 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Complete
The Meeting by Clell65619 reviews
One of the things that many people have wondered about the epilogue was just why Harry and Draco shared a nod...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,103 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 1,244 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Fate Worse than Death by Clell65619 reviews
Harry Potter: The Sole Survivor of the Killing Curse. Ever wonder why?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,666 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 787 - Follows: 349 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Konoha's Greatest Hoax by Lucillia reviews
When something completely unpredictable that could end up destroying any number of plans and land two of them into serious trouble happens, three shinobi end up faking one of the most significant events in Konoha's history.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 171 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Itachi U., Kabuto Y., Obito U. - Complete
Haremgirl by Beyogi reviews
Harry Potter got rich and powerful after he received Sirius inheritance. Not all of his friends are really happy with the resulting situation. It's not so brill if your best mate is too busy fucking his harem to play chess with you, is it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,711 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 49 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Ron W. - Complete
Trial by Ninja by jacobk reviews
To become great, one must overcome great opponents. A moment of inspiration during the chuunin exam puts Sakura on the path to greatness, whether she likes it or not.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 100,067 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 2,050 - Follows: 1,109 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Power of Axe by TheSilverboar reviews
One-shot. Okay this is a major CRACK fic. where the power the Dark Lord knows not is Axe deodorant. Just read it and it will all make sense.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,757 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 4/16/2013 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Ronnie Doesn't Know by Blood Brandy reviews
Sneaking to see his friends new job, Ronald Weasely makes a shocking discovery...along with about a thousand other people. Not for Ron fans, and Harry and Hermione don't come across too nice, either.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Hermione G., Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
A Jaunt Through Time by Nia River reviews
COMPLETE. The odds of temporal displacement were tiny, too infinitesimal to count, and yet… The Harry Potter luck striking again, he supposed. So now there's an older, wiser, more mature Harry (well, the older part's true at least) stuck in the past. And he's determined that if he's going to change things, he'll have some fun doing it. (OR: Time travel minus angst equals this.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,630 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 2,753 - Follows: 799 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Zero Art Online by Racke reviews
Louise gets bodily reverse-summoned into Sword Art Online, just as Kayaba's Forced Teleportation gathers all 10,000 players for his announcement. The Death Game is on.
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,749 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 1,242 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Louise, Klein/Ryoutarou T. - Complete
Curing Ignorance – Again by Hezaia reviews
The sort-of sequel and conclusion to Curing Ignorance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,585 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Four Heirs by Sinyk reviews
Merlin, not happy with how the future unravelled for the life of Harry Potter, intervenes early to set the course of history back on track. Implied Pairing Only. Smart!Harry Bash!AD Idiot!RW
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 282,458 - Reviews: 2157 - Favs: 8,405 - Follows: 3,623 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Harry P., Neville L., Hermione G., Susan B. - Complete
Dodgers, Dresses, Teddy Bears and Spot by Clell65619 reviews
Sometimes, an average family has secrets. The residents of 1313 Mockingbird Lane have more secrets than most. Perhaps their biggest secret is how family comes first and foremost. Once he turns 11, young Harry Munster is offered a place at the Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry, but he isn't interested, for four reasons. Dodgers, Dresses, Teddy bears, and Spot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Munsters - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,790 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 1,183 - Follows: 290 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Connection Reversed by hermyd reviews
"Clear your mind!" wasn't actually the best advice. Harry is fed up and takes things into his own hands and discovers a way to end the war on his own terms. No one was expecting this of the Gryffindor Golden Boy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,495 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 7,214 - Follows: 2,066 - Published: 3/24/2013 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Down the Rabbit Hole by mathiasgranger reviews
As the Death Eaters chased Harry and his friends through the Department of Mysteries. Harry stumbles upon a room that changes everything before it ever happens. H/Hr in an alternate canon verse.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,497 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 1,847 - Follows: 1,221 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Two Drunks Equal One Harem by Lady FoxFire reviews
What happens when you learn that your father and godfather gifted you with your very own harem? It's not always a pretty thing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,458 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 154 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L. - Complete
Nanoha Genesis Evangelion by ProfMorbius reviews
A crossover of Nanoha and Evangelion. Features Evangelion plot with mostly Nanoha characters.
Crossover - Evangelion & Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 199,909 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Ritsuko A., Nanoha T. - Complete
Unfortunately Unbreakable by Luan Mao reviews
Unbreakably bound to someone you can't stand? How unfortunate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,933 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Harry P., Pansy P. - Complete
No Time to Waste by wileycoyote reviews
Response to a challenge issued by Reptilia28. I've read a few responses to this challenge as well as other stories that have Harry or another character going back in time to fix things. However, I sometimes get impatient as I'm reading them. So, I decided to write a version of this cliché where very little time was wasted. Harry has a life to live, and he's got no time to waste.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,495 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Unforgiveable (Harry) by Rumour of an Alchemist reviews
Warning! Parody and sillyness! 'UH' is a hardbitten chain-smoking super!harry who jumps dimensions to solve other realities' 'Voldemort problems' for them to amuse himself. Has he finally met his match? One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Slytherin Survival Tactics by Cherylyn reviews
Harry doesn't want to go back to the Dursleys, and is willing to do anything to make that happen. He finds help in unexpected places, defying Dumblore without even trying.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,584 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 1,478 - Follows: 837 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A Not So Story -x- The Graveyard by Captain Compass reviews
What if Voldemort's and Peter's plans didn't go as they expected at the cemetary in the Goblet of Fire? Oneshot. Nonslash
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,888 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 53 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Harry P., Cedric D. - Complete
A Headache Coming: Scientific Harry by Poet Wroet reviews
Harry likes science and questions everything he sees. Can you conjure vacuum, Prof. McGonagall? And Prof. Sinistra, what do you mean - you can't walk on the moon? Is Hogwarts prepared to deal with this boy-who-lived? Ravenclaw!Harry (It doesn't show common room scenes, though - just Flitwick as his Head of House)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 94 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
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Harry Potter and the Catchy Subtitle reviews
What would happen if Harry Potter was raised by a pack of Evil Chinchillas? How the story would change if Hermione Granger was a tomboy? Will I ever learn how to write good summaries? Answers to this questions may or might not be found inside this collection of short stories. WARNING. The stories are only for people with strong nerves as they contain... bad grammar and spelling.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,999 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/10/2014 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Harry P.
Revenge reviews
After killing Voldemort Harry leaves Britain for a year. Now he returns and his goal is to get even with people who betrayed him. Standard ELTH (Everyone Lies to Harry), AU after year six (summary inside), Manipulative Dumbledore/Weasleys, Cunning Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,947 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Harry P.
A crazy idea that might just work reviews
At the begging of the hunt for horcruxes Harry came up with a crazy idea.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,319 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
