He named his son after Albus and Sevvie just so he could manipulate him into becoming the greatest Dark Lord and ruin the names!? It all makes sense now... Seriously, if someone can point me to a fic with that premise, that'd be awesome.

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Thanks for sharing these with us.

Interesting start, hope to see more soon.

Talkiin about you retard

Haugh Wards sent me.

Freaking hilarious.

oh that was glorious

You know, you could write at least one of these for each chapter of all 7 books

nice! I especially liked the explanation for Albus

Well that was funny

This should have been called - Dumbles the Dark Lord. Because really. Dumbles was the REAL Dark Lord, not old voldie, and certainly not Harry.

But I am not surprised that Harry now wants to turn his sons into a dark Lord. After all - he had Dumble doing it to him for 7 long years!

I like this!

On no 10 which family member will volunteer to be sacrificed for it to work.

Ha-ha...

As an aside: one of the self-inflicted plotholes - age line.
To wit, never used though supposedly would have solved many problems, like e.g. the infamous third floor protection. Thats of courrse if D was serious about protecting kids at all.
Never seen this plothole used in ff.

I liked these especially 1 and 3.

Nine would be funny I wonder how Dumbledore would do in the tasks he is as much of an enemy to Riddle as Harry is. The other schools could claim major cheating with Dumbledore involved. Maybe Gellert could get a day release from jail for the ball and Dumbledore's date.

10 and 11 were good points I do wonder if the Dark Lord would have been hurt had Harry had an active sex life. The power he knows not could have been a Veela or the ladies of Hufflepuff.

14 would make good sense the death eaters can't find Harry easily in the muggle world.

16 was good.

Thanks for this.

The last one makes horribly sense...