Disclaimer: See Chapter 1

Shortly after Harry Potter, with the encouragement of Neville Longbottom, had the Death Eaters and unmarked Voldemort followers dance, trot, prance, wiggle and other forms of locomotion into the Ministry to confess their crimes, Harry escaped to the Muggle world to avoid the Weasley/Prewitt tempers and to avoid Granger's disappointment in his actions.

Many years later, after a lot of begging and cajoling from Neville, Harry returned to the British Wizard world. During their first private meeting in the Longbottom manor, Harry presented Neville a Muggle binder and instructed him to read it.

"Muggles wrote this?" Neville asked half way through the document.

"Yes," Harry replied.

"Why?"

"Why did they write it or why did I give you a copy?" Harry asked

"The first… both," Neville sputtered as he turned this page. "This dangerous! I mean I do not understand half of these but they rest… Sweet Merlin!"

"From what I understand it starts when some friends were talking about blunders that the villains in books, plays and movies committed and someone started to write them," Harry explained.

"And they shared it with others? How did you get a copy?" Neville demanded.

"It is on the web," Harry replied. "Think of it as library which Muggle can access through computer. But you need to be careful since anyone can post anything on the web whether or not it is true or not," Harry explained.

"You do realize that if the Dark Lord had this list, he would have won," Neville stated.

"If old Tom has this, he would have destroyed it. He was an egomaniac and would never have accepted something that told him what he was doing was wrong," Harry countered.

Neville nodded his head. "I can see that but why give it to me?"

"Well you did say you were going to make me your advisors when you took over the Ministry," Harry replied.

"You think I am going to take over the Ministry?" Neville sputtered.

"Or the world."

Neville was quiet for a moment. "Where are we going to find a 5-yr old child? Neither one of us are married."

Harry shrugged his shoulders. "I am sure that one our werewolf vassals or one of the Muggle-born and Half Bloods, we invested in has a least one 5-yr old child."

"What about money? It takes money to take over the Ministry and even more the world," Neville countered.

Harry smirked. "I see you have not been following our investments."

"What investments?"

"The Muggle born who was also a potion genius. We helped fund his Muggle education. Well it turned out he figured out a way to modify a couple potions so Muggle can use them. And we get 10% of the profit from the sales of these Muggle potions," Harry explained.

"And you expect them to sell well?" Neville asked. "What are they?"

"One is Dilata Calvitium, which is a potion for baldness. The Muggle name will be Rogaine. And the other potion is Impotenti Finem Ut Peritt and its Muggle name is Viagra," Harry explained.

Not long after that meeting, the world is a different and much better place.

The End