Somehow, Luna Lovegood popped up and demanded a REAL Harry Potter massage, and somehow tricked Hermione into drinking the spiked tea so that she would get it, because she is Luna motherfucking Lovegood, and nobody gets in the way of her Harry time, not even Hermione Granger.

Great story hope to see more from you soon.

Thanks for sharing this story. I loved it.

Amazing. his

Keep having these long "tangent, conversations" with Pax Humana. It certainly inspires some fantastic one shots. his

LOL I love this.

Terrific! My preference for your continued success option B and/or C. Leave this one alone, follow the theme and create another collection for other ideas and/or create several other collections following various themes with possibly a general collection as well.

Totally terrific!

Terrific! Silly but good.

Awesome!

Terrific idea! Leave it to Hermione.

/Oh, I remember this one. Dirty trick there, Hermione. Harry needs his harem! lol

I just thought of an overly dramatic scene reminiscent of an anime. It starts with the sound of battle, and a bloody battlefield. "Looks like someone else needs to be brought to the light!," announced the Potter Knight. The Potter Lady appears by his side, in a dramatic pose. They come together as if preparing to waltz, and point their clasped hands toward the final enemy. As they kiss, light blasts out from their outstretched arms, bathing the enemy in purifying light.

/That was the image that came to mind.

"I have an idea, Harry."
/That's still cute.
/You didn't mention what hairstyle makes you want to listen to whatever someone says! C'mon, don't be greedy.

/Yes, I can see how this might have led to a darker story.