Long have I left this profile stew in it's own juices. What a surprise, I live and voila, an update before your very eyes. You may applaud. Hah!

@October 2018

As they say in whispers in private circles around the world over, don't annoy the crazy person.

"The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn, like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centered light pop and everybody goes "Awww!" -Jack Kerouac

And now comes the part where I glomp my inner-fangirl and Squee!

First, a warning. I have more than 2 decades of reading fanfiction under my belt. I've read a hell of a lot. The good, the bad, and the ugly as it were. Bigoted, racist or homophobic comments will be ignored. Constructive criticism is welcome. Be kind enough to remember I am more of a reader than a writer, not a miracle worker, nor a certified author. Be honest, not rude.

That much said if, like the couple of snotty brats that have dared, you would like to disparage me in person, I've been told I have a nasty left hook.

I separate this because I have no muse. It's highly doubtful you'll get more than 5 or 6 chapters out of me per several years. With encouragement that could change. But until a beta offers their services and/or the mood strikes updates shall be SLOW!

Works In Progress Offline:

Something Strange - Sesshoumaru/Xander Status - Chapter 3 is outlined.
Stumbling upon a strange shrine and an even stranger well, Xander finds himself 500 years in the past and at the mercy of an odd little girl who is set on making him her nii-san. "Er, yeah, Hi? Should I just say right off the bat, please don't eat me for dinner Mr. Shiny, er, pretty, demon-man-thing. Because my best-friend Buffy, the SLAYER, will fix your ass good and then where will you be? Without an ass, that's where!" This is story 4 in the series.

Teatime - Xander/? Status - Chapter 3 is halfway written.
It's Teatime and Miss Edith needs her tea. Drusilla decides she needs her dark kitten to accomplish this. What's one lone scooby sna- er..member to do? Why! Serve crumpets of course.

Plot Bunnies

Up for adoption as I don't expect to ever finish them.
If you use my idea Please Credit ME. That's all you need to do.

Hedwig's Lament - Harry/? Status - Chapter 1 outline done.
She was the strangest authority figure he would ever know. The strangest, yes, but not the wisest. There was a kind of wisdom, but perhaps not what one would expect for what she represented in Harry's life. Mother, sister, friend, family, all those things she was for him. It was companionship above all else that was between them, their own way of fighting back the loneliness and regret. Family they were, yes. As much as a boy and his owl could be anyway.

Here Be Nargles: A Pirating We Will Go; or Pirate Potter Saves the Fair-haired Maiden - Harry/Luna Status: Chapter 1 outline done. A Harry Potter/POTC crossover The Rum was gone again. He was starting to actually believe Luna when she said the Nargles took it.

Xander Is NOT Amused - Xander/? Status - Chapter 1 outline done Btvs/LOTR crossover
After his many years of exposure to everything in Sunnydale and Africa, Xander has developed a healthy sense of respect for bad mojo. He just never expected the utter absurdity of being pushed into an open grave by a Shaman and falling through space and time to land into the utter geekfest that was Middle Earth. You'd think in his line of work he'd be used to the weirdness that follows a Scooby. Apparently, poncing Cordelia-esque elves are just something no one expects. It was a bad Monty Python joke WAITING to happen. Xander is NOT amused

Current Music Obsession: Karliene Game of Thrones Soundtrack
Current Book Obsession: Children of Huron by J. R. R. Tolkien
Current Food Obsession: Banana Pudding Bluebell Ice cream
Current Movie Obsession: Labyrinth as always
Current Color Obsession: Timberwolf
Current Game Obsession: Wizard101
Current Pairing Obsession: Thorin/Bilbo(The Hobbit) & Tony Stark/Harry Potter (Iron Man/Avengers HP X-overs

Current Quote Obsession: "Whoever fights monsters should beware lest he become one himself. And when you look into the Abyss, the Abyss also looks into you." –Friedrich Nietzsche

Current Website Obsession:
Past Obsessions: Wrestling, Naruto Doujinshi, reviewing really bad fanfic and mango salsa.
Current Obsessions: Inuyasha, Avada Kedavra green, poetry by Walt Whitman and Listia

Happy Summer EVERYONE!

I am more of a reader than a writer as the muse is fleeting. Don't expect fast. Hell, don't expect anything. I update maybe once a year.

That's it.

If you're lucky.

Challenges!!!!!!

Let me know if you complete these and I'll feature you on my page.

(1)Flying Ultra-Pink Challenge

Apply your favorite character into the world of your least favorite involving the words Ultra-Pink, Schnauzer, submarine and the description of the feeling of flying.

(2) Screw The Rules I have Money challenge

Have a member of the Black family from Harry Potter come up against Seto Kaiba in a business deal that outwits Kaiba which he laments when Mokuba points it out. Bonus points for a creative use of a pineapple.

(3)The Secret Lives of Hobbits challenge

This is BilboxThorin challenge. Hobbits apparently have a few strange things they do that make everyone around them either laugh, cry or become appalled at what they're seeing. You decide what secret things they do and doing what. Perhaps the secret thing Bilbo does makes Thorin get the hots for him who knows. BONUS!!! The words amenable & Neutralizer.

(4)I went to Sunnydale and All I Got Was This Lousy Hole In My Heart challenge.
Buffy and/or Faith or other Scooby mistakenly trying to stake Snape and Harry Potter having to save him incurring a life debt. Willow tries to con more magic out of Snape and Harry when their magic is revealed. Hermione out babbling Willow and respecting Giles. Mild crush maybe. Xander is awesome to everybody and they hang out. BONUS!! Faith making Harry blush & Buffy lusting after Professor Snape's voice. Uber Bonus!! Ron being jealous of Harry's ability to fit in everywhere. NOT Ron-bashing.

Ultra-Mega-Super-Special-Awesome Bonus: Ron knowing more about the Slayer than anybody ever knew. Perhaps a relative was a watcher or something.

UPDATED: 7/5/16

I have created a list for Master of Death!Harry Potter fic recs/fic find. It's on Yahoo and Google groups!

Updated 10-19-18