UPDATED Sept. 2019

Hello dear visitors, and welcome to my profile!

I have read fan fiction since high school, and continue to do so whenever I have some spare time available. Here are a few stats about me!

Age: too f*king old!

Location: Canada, eh

Likes:

I'm a sucker for Tom Clancy Novels, and love to read them on a rainy day with a warm cup of tea on my lap. I like watching snow fall, especially at night. It usually gets my muse going.

A good motto that describes me is; The simpler the better. I have few friends, but that also means little to no drama in my life. My spouse is more social, but I usually befriend her friends. I enjoy sitting in front of a campfire and the outdoors, and one of my favorite things to do is look for glass insulators along the railway right of way.

I like the clicking noises of mechanical keyboards when I write my stories. It drives my wife nuts, which makes me like it even more!

Dislikes:

I hate being stuck in traffic unless I'm not the one driving.

I dislike the sad middle part of many movies before it gets better

the price of Gasoline

what passes for kids television nowadays

also, TLC (the channel)

Favorite Animal: Manatees!

About my stories(s):

World of TOG:

I cooked this up after being asked if I have ever considered writing for competitions, to which I said; 'no, I'm struggling to finish the one I already have'

Then I started a new one, despite what I had said a mere days before o_O

All of the previous WOT fics are actual tanks that are in a way sentient. The closest comparison I can think of the Disneys Cars or Thomas the Train. I wanted to write about the crew. There will eventually be a cross over to other games, and some badly explained way of how it happened. Stay tuned!

Muggle in the Mix:

The plot follows books six and seven, but through the eyes of a muggle professor teaching at Hogwarts. Although it is not a well-known story I consider it by and far my favorite.

It took me some time to realize this, but I wrote this story as a way to cope with the loss of my firstborn, who, unfortunately, did not live past 20 weeks of gestation. We were going to name him after the OC in this story, and in a way, I built this happy little life for the person he never had the chance of becoming. [COMPLETE]

Harry Potter most excellent adventure:

A Harry Potter SG-1 crossover fic that will mainly focus on the Stargate side of the coin. By far the most 'crackish' story of the lot, and a hoot to write.(complete but in dire need of a tweaking, grammatically speaking)

Codename; Crimson Hare:

A Harry x Hermione story, drawing many elements from movies such as the Borne Trilogy, Oceans Movies, and my secret love of Europe in general. Not much in the way of humor, but I very much enjoy writing the couple's interactions.

Shiver me Timbers:

My most popular story, for reasons unknown to me. The original intent was to make this story come across as a bit dark, but as I am prone to do, it quickly degenerated into insanity, with magic royally screwing the force. The romantic undertones of the story between HP and Leia are a hot button topic for many people, and they seem to focus on that part the most, when in reality, it's at best, a byplay.

I will admit that for the first few chapters, the script follows the fifth movie to a tee, something I dislike doing in general. I hope the story redeems itself later, but without a major plot other than to involve the Yuuzhan Vong later on, much work needs to be done before this can be called complete.

Agent Holly Wood;

Oh geez, this little nugget evolved from a single thought, and it happened to be the Narwhale/Unicorn mating one(go figure) I built a fun little story around it, and threw in Avatar for the hell of it. I like it(shrugs)

Under the table dealings:

My first proper foray into the world of SMUT! Had the idea while in bed the night before writing it. Managed to get the whole thing on paper in about 3 hours, and tweaked it for another two, fleshing it out and making it truly sordid affair, lol. Added a second chapter and am mulling over a third. Stay tuned if you like things like Icha, icha.

Thank you for stopping by, and happy reading. ;)