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Joined Mar 29, 2005, id: 784984, Profile Updated: Sep 19, 2014
Author has written 16 stories for Ranma, Princess Mononoke, and Why the hell are you here, Teacher!?/なんでここに先生が!?.

August 2012

Well, it's been a while. Time to update the ol' profile.

Anime/Manga I like:

Cowboy Bebop

Gunsmith Cats
Black Lagoon
Outlaw Star
Bubblegum Crisis
Berserk
Ghost in the Shell
Neon Genesis Evangelion
Rurouni Kenshin
Trigun
Elfen Lied
Wolf's Rain
Samurai 7
Dominion Tank Police
Fist of the North Star
Full Metal Panic
Ranma 1/2
Urusei Yatsura
Samurai Girl: Real Bout High School
Mahou Sensei Negima
Ninja Scroll
Akira
Anything by Hayao Miyazaki

Too many others to list...

Anime Characters:

Bean Bandit, Rally Vincent, Riff-Raff (Riding Bean/Gunsmith Cats)
Spike Spiegel, Jet Black (Cowboy Bebop)
Dutch, Revy, Roberta, Ginji (Black Lagoon)
Gene Starwind, Twilight Suzuka (Outlaw Star)
Nicholas D. Wolfwood (Trigun)
Priss (Bubblegum Crisis)
Ryuunosuke, Mr. Fujinami, Tobimaro, Asuka (Urusei Yatsura)
Ukyou, Ryoga, Genma, Happosai (Ranma )
Motoko Kusanagi (Ghost in the Shell)
Ryoko, Shizuma (Real Bout High School)

Favorite Western Comics:

Iron Man
Batman
Spider-Man
X-Men
The Hulk
The Fantastic Four
The Avengers
Daredevil
Elektra
Deadpool
Hellboy
Watchmen
V for Vendetta
Sin City
Ronin
Martha Washington
The Big Guy and Rusty the Boy Robot
Hard Boiled

Favorite Movies:

20) John Carpenter's The Thing
19) After Hours
18) Princess Mononoke
17) M*A*S*H
16) Treasure of the Sierra Madre
15) Memento
14) Back to the Future
13) Bridge on the River Kwai
12) The Dark Knight
11) Miller's Crossing
10) Aliens
9) The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
8) Do the Right Thing
7) Patton
6) Dr. Strangelove
5) Fight Club
4) Die Hard
3) The Hidden Fortress
2) A Clockwork Orange
1) Pulp Fiction

Favorite TV Shows:

Comedy:
The Simpsons
The Ventue Bros.
Mystery Science Theater 3000
South Park
Seinfeld
Blackadder
Titus
Cheers
Taxi
Hogan's Heroes

Action/Drama:
24
Star Trek: The Next Generation
Firefly
Space: Above and Beyond
The Sopranos
Deadwood
The Wire
Boardwalk Empire
Game of Thrones
Breaking Bad

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Fancy That Foreigner by Brandon Payne reviews
American student, Ryder Saxon, attends the former all-girls now co-ed school, Osai Academy. Sexual innuendos abound.
Seitokai Yakuindomo/生徒会役員共 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,555 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 30 - Updated: Jan 18, 2016 - Published: Jul 21, 2011
Cardcaptor Sakura Parodies Version II by wchan39 reviews
See your favourite Cardcaptor Sakura characters do hilarious parodies of all kinds of movies, TV shows, animes, games, etc. UPDATED! UPDATED! PARODIES 31 TO 35!
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,265 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: Mar 16, 2011 - Published: Feb 7, 2006
Too Spicy For Eywa by CleverNickname reviews
A fic written upon request, a sequel to "Eywa is a Mother".
Avatar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: Aug 18, 2010 - M. Quaritch - Complete
Eywa is a Mother by CleverNickname reviews
One-Shot. A not-so-nice look into everyone's favorite deity.
Avatar - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 10 - Published: Jun 8, 2010 - Grace A. - Complete
Insertion by ContraBardus reviews
Two authors write a Ranma 1/2 self insertion...but something goes wrong...
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 94 - Words: 610,929 - Reviews: 1302 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 193 - Updated: Dec 29, 2007 - Published: Feb 24, 2001
Ace Ventura: Suddenly Seeking Panda by burgerbecky reviews
BonBon, the giant panda has vanished from the Ueno Zoo in Tokyo. There's only one who can find him, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective. Poor Genma, or perhaps, poor Japan.
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,173 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: Dec 28, 2007 - Published: Jul 21, 2007 - Ranma, Genma - Complete
Queen of the Rifles by shelter reviews
The story of Lady Eboshi: her humble servant life in the city to her rise as the mistress of Irontown. Chapter 14 posted!
Princess Mononoke - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 56,194 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: Nov 20, 2007 - Published: Jan 22, 2006
A Legend of the Past, a Savior of the Future by N'jata reviews
The fires of war have finally reached the forest. And as they find themselves caught in the middle, both San and Nathan realize that if they are to survive the bloodshed yet to come, they will have to rely not only on their own abelites but on eachother.
Princess Mononoke - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 163,010 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 38 - Updated: Feb 18, 2007 - Published: Mar 9, 2001
Ranma One Half: The Fanfiction by Magnus17 reviews
[SI] Don't try writing like this at home. We're what you call [Autotyper 2000: STUPID!] experts, at dealing with actual anime characters! 32: [Autotyper 2000: Punching Bag] Magnus does battle with Super Sayan Vegeta . . . wow, that can't be fair . . .
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 62,920 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: Jan 26, 2007 - Published: Oct 11, 2004
Anachronist by dragonSpired48 reviews
What would happen if Kagome discovered the fanfiction written about her, Inuyasha, and everyone in the Sengoku Jidai? DEEP IMPACT! For a start: Leather pants, laughing trees, love contests...and lots of adventure. The Anachronist has arrived ...but why?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,979 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 22 - Updated: Sep 16, 2006 - Published: Oct 21, 2004 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru
In the Lunchroom by Trimatter reviews
What do the Ranma cast talk about between doing stories? Read and find out.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,552 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 32 - Published: Aug 11, 2005 - Complete
Miss Cast by Daniel Jess Gibson reviews
The Looney Tunes crew substitute for the Ranma cast
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: Jun 19, 2005
Chasing the Dragon by Madame Manga reviews
What is Bean Bandit doing in Hollywood? Rally's mad that he's spoiling her vacation--but soon dives into the action as she and Bean go up against the murderous Eight Dragon Triad! Hot action and gunplay in the spirit of the manga, with an erotic bonus!
GunSmith Cats - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 436,299 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 14 - Updated: Jun 19, 2005 - Published: Oct 19, 2001
FUGGITABOUTIT, SO'DEM! by SopranoMakeBelieve reviews
Paulie and Silvio pay a pre-war visit to the former Iraqi leader.
Sopranos - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: Jun 20, 2004
Ranma Saotome: The Atomic Kid by ContraBardus reviews
In order to ensure Ranma is manly, he sends him off with someone for special training.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 61,077 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 26 - Updated: Jan 26, 2004 - Published: Oct 2, 2002
Insertion: Reflux! by ContraBardus reviews
Ranma Saotome has voices in his head once again. However, you might know these voices yourself this time...heh.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 85,777 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 55 - Updated: Oct 5, 2003 - Published: Jan 29, 2002
Ace Ventura: When Charlotte Calls by burgerbecky reviews
Azusa Shiratori's pet pig, Charlotte, has gone missing. It's up to Ace Ventura: Pet Detective to bring back her wayward piggy.
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,622 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Updated: Jan 21, 2003 - Published: Jan 19, 2003 - Ranma, Ryoga - Complete
Quentin Tarantino's Ranma 1/2 by Stefan Twoflower Gagne reviews
Map the plot structure of Pulp Fiction to the characters and style of Ranma 1/2. It actually works better than you'd expect... and yes, it's PG.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,645 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: Apr 23, 2002
Back To Nerima by ContraBardus reviews
Ranma has to get back home, after being stranded in 1965 Japan
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,610 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Published: Jul 16, 2001
CCS: The American Cards by The Create Card reviews
Life has been relatively quiet for Sakura since sealing a 2nd book. But in the midst of her senior year of high school, an incomplete Clow book has been discovered...in the United States? The final chapter is here. Don't miss it!.
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 67,741 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: Feb 23, 2001 - Published: Feb 3, 2001
Hanz and Franz's and The Lady's Man's Fanfics by ContraBardus reviews
Hanz and Franz do a fanfic, and then The Lady's Man does one!
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: Jan 10, 2001
Ash's Fanfic by ContraBardus reviews
Ash from Evil Dead, writes a Ranma fanfic.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: Jan 1, 2001
Beldar's fanfic by ContraBardus reviews
Beldar Conehead writes a fanfic.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Published: Dec 3, 2000
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History is a Harsh Mistress reviews
An American high school student living in Japan regularly ends up in compromising situations with his new Japanese history teacher. Will they find a way to coexist despite their differences? Culture clash, ecchi-ness and hilarity ensue! OC x OC, with published characters making cameos.
Why the hell are you here, Teacher!?/なんでここに先生が!? - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,237 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: Mar 24, 2020 - Published: Mar 8, 2020 - OC
Being Alive 2016 Reboot reviews
Worlds collide when a soldier of the Cold War finds himself back in war-torn ancient Japan with no way home. As he struggles to survive, he stumbles upon a deadly conspiracy that threatens to consume both worlds.
Princess Mononoke - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,174 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 43 - Updated: Jan 1, 2017 - Published: Jan 4, 2016
Being Alive reviews
A 20th Century soldier is sent back to feudal Japan during a crossfire. There, he tries to survive while coping with a curse, ancient conflict, and his own past. Read and review. ATTENTION! IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT! READ!
Princess Mononoke - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 163,848 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 92 - Updated: Jan 4, 2016 - Published: Aug 12, 2005
Bum Reviews: Ranma One Half reviews
Chester A. Bum reviews the anime Ranma 1/2. Will it be the best cartoon he's ever seen in his life? Read to find out!
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: Apr 26, 2011 - Complete
Oyaji reviews
A few guys from around the world can't resist the lure of manga and anime. After they become hooked, they get more than they bargained for.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 80,470 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 57 - Updated: Aug 7, 2010 - Published: Aug 8, 2005
Dethklok's Fanfic reviews
Dethklok of Metalocalypse writes a Ranma fic. And you wondered if they had too much free time. This fic is totally metal. Read it. News: Have added new version with speakers revealed.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,695 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: Apr 14, 2008 - Published: Sep 29, 2007 - Complete
Meatwad's Fanfic reviews
Meatwad from Aqua Teen Hunger Force writes a Ranma fic. Final entry in 'adult swim trilogy'. Read and Review!
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: Apr 16, 2006 - Complete
Golden Classics reviews
Parodies of classic movies and TV shows: Ranma style!
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,637 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: Jan 31, 2006 - Published: Oct 17, 2005
Bender's Fanfic reviews
Bender from Futurama writes a Ranma fic. Adult Swim fic number 2. Review, baby!
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: Oct 22, 2005 - Complete
Peter's Fanfic reviews
Peter Griffin from Family Guy writes a Ranma fic. First in three part 'adult swim' series. Enjoy.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: Aug 24, 2005 - Complete
Snootchie Bootchies! reviews
Complete! Everyone's two favorite stoners, Jay and Silent Bob, end up in Nerima after messing with some very deep dope. Short threepart series to be completed soon. Rated M for language and drug humor.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,269 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: Aug 1, 2005 - Published: Jul 21, 2005 - Complete
Kung Fool reviews
Ranma Saotome as you've never seen him before...
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,773 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: Jul 6, 2005 - Complete
Harry Caray on Jusenkyo reviews
Harry Caray interviews the Jusenkyo Guide. Hilarity ensues.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 3 - Published: Jun 14, 2005 - Complete
22 Short Films About Nerima reviews
The title says it all. Read and, if you have the time, review.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,410 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: Jun 3, 2005 - Complete
Citizen Kang: 2004 reviews
Everyone's two favorite aliens, Kang and Kodos, are back for global domination! This time, however, they come through another animated show.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,301 - Reviews: 6 - Published: May 23, 2005 - Complete
In a Van Down By the River reviews
Chris Farley comes to the Tendo Dojo. Hilarity ensues. [Title has been changed]
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: Apr 3, 2005 - Complete