I am a girl and wish to remain nameless

pinkpenguinparty comes from back when I had an entire snowsuit made of pink fabric and walked like a penguin. my best friend nicknamed me that and it sort of stuck until I got her back by using her purple suit to call her purple penguin. (the word 'party' at the end is because I didn't want to use a number)

I am pink penguin, or pengi to those who don't like to type

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Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in the true God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the pearly gates of Heaven.

If you believe in God copy and paste this in your profile

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

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Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting.
--John Russell

People who are organized are just too
lazy to look for things.
--Unknown

A word to the wise ain't necessary,
it's the stupid ones who need the advice.
-- Bill Cosby

When angry, count to four;
when very angry, swear.
-- Oscar Wilde

Hold on if you feel like letting go,
hold on, it gets better
than you know.
--Good Charlotte

Always forgive your enemies...
nothing annoys them so much.
--Oscar Wilde

Just because something is different,
doesn't mean anything
has changed.
-- Irene Peter

I beg to dream and differ from the
hollow lies, this is the dawning
of our lives, this is our lives on
holiday.
--Green Day

The weak in courage is strong in cunning.
-- William Blake

For God so loved the world, that He
gave his one and only son, so that anyone
who believes in him, shall not perish, but
have everlasting life.
-- John 3:16

"The game of catch has never been so much fun!!" inventor of the hand grenade

In heaven, the police are British, the chefs are French, the mechanics are German, the lovers are Italian, and everything is organized by the Swiss. In hell, the police are German, the chefs are British, the mechanics are French, the lovers are Swiss, and everything is organized by the Italians.

Slow down for three minutes to read this. It is so worth it.

Touching words from the mouth of babes. A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, 'What does love mean?' The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined.

See what you think: -- 'When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore.

So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love. Rebecca- age 8

'When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different.

You just know that your name is safe in their mouth.'

Billy - age 4

'Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne,

and they go out and smell each other.' Karl - age 5

'Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries,

without making them give you any of theirs.' Chrissy - age 6

'Love is what makes you smile when you're tired.' Terri - age 4

'Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy,

and she takes a sip before giving it to him,

to make sure the taste is OK.' Danny - age 7

'Love is when you kiss all the time.

Then when you get tired of kissing,

you still want to be together and you talk more.

My Mommy and Daddy are like that.

They look gross when they kiss.' Emily - age 8

'Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas

if you stop opening presents and listen.' Bobby - age 7 (Wow!)

'If you want to learn to love better,

you should start with a friend who you hate.' Nikka - age 6

(we need a few million more Nikka's on this planet)

'Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt,

then he wears it everyday.'

Noelle - age 7

'Love is like a little old woman and a little old man

who are still friends even after they know each other so well.' Tommy - age 6

'During my piano recital, I was on a stage and I was scared.

I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. He was the only one doing that.

I wasn't scared anymore.' Cindy - age 8

'My mommy loves me more than anybody.

You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night.' Clare - age 6

'Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken.' Elaine-age 5

'Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty,

and still says he is handsomer than Brad Pitt.' Chris - age 7

'Love is when your puppy licks your face,

even after you left him alone all day.' Mary Ann - age 4

'I know my older sister loves me,

because she gives me all her old clothes

and has to go out and buy new ones.' Lauren - age 4

'When you love somebody,

your eyelashes go up and down

and little stars come out of you.'

(what an image) Karen - age 7

'You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it.

But if you mean it, you should say it a lot.

People forget.' Jessica - age 8

And the final one

The winner was a four year old child whose next door

neighbor was an elderly gentleman

who had recently lost his wife.

Upon seeing the man cry,

the little boy went into the old gentleman's yard,

climbed onto his lap, and just sat there.

When his Mother asked what he had said to the neighbor,

the little boy said,

'Nothing, I just helped him cry'

Wow...isnt' that sweet?

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

Church adverts:

"No God -- No Peace. Know God -- Know Peace."

"Free Trip to heaven. Details Inside!"

"Try our Sundays. They are better than Baskin-Robbins."

"Searching for a new look? Have your faith lifted here!"

An ad for St.Joseph's Episcopal Church has a picture of two hands holding stone tablets on which the Ten Commandments are inscribed and a headline that reads, "For fast, fast, fast relief, take two tablets."

When the restaurant next to the Lutheran Church put out a big sign with red letters that said, "Open Sundays," the church reciprocated with its own message: "We are open on Sundays, too."

"Have trouble sleeping? We have sermons -- come hear one!"

A singing group called "The Resurrection" was scheduled to sing at a church. When a big snowstorm postponed the performance, the pastor fixed the outside sign to read, "The Resurrection is postponed."

"People are like tea bags -- you have to put them in hot water before you know how strong they are."

"For God so loved the world that He did not send a committee."

"Come in and pray today. Beat the Christmas rush!"

"When down in the mouth, remember Jonah. He came out alright."

"Sign broken. Message inside this Sunday."

"Fight truth decay -- study the Bible daily."

"How will you spend eternity -- Smoking or Non-smoking?"

"Dusty Bibles lead to Dirty Lives":

"Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world."

"It is unlikely there'll be a reduction in the wages of sin."

"Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church."

"If you're headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns."

"If you don't like the way you were born, try being born again."

"Looking at the way some people live, they ought to obtain eternal fire insurance soon."

"This is a ch_ _ ch. What is missing?"

"Forbidden fruit creates many jams."

"In the dark? Follow the Son."

"Running low on faith? Stop in for a fill-up."

"If you can't sleep, don't count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd."

WANTED:

runaways

Muse and her sister Insperation

last seen at my story, Harry Potter and Godric's Graveyard,

any findings may be submitted via review.

wanted alive. Flames don't help anyone.

(If you feel the need to flame please label it such. All complaints will be read and noted for help in future writing)

(If you have a suggestion please review.)

(Reviews telling me how awesome I am are fine for my ego but they won't help me write faster. I appreciate Ideas,Even if you don't see yours in the story)

(They'll just end up in another story or slightly altered I never toss a good idea.)

(Ideas that are blatently ignored are ones that require a more skilled author.)

(There are no bad Ideas)