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Joined 12-12-08, id: 1768170, Profile Updated: 04-02-20
Author has written 29 stories for Evangelion, X-overs, Halo, Good Omens, Warhammer, Hellsing, Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha, White Wolf, The Thing, Mass Effect, F.E.A.R., Familiar of Zero, Dishonored, Toaru Majutsu no Index/とある魔術の禁書目録, Dragon Ball Z, Flintstones, Haruhi Suzumiya series, Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ, Overlord, and Worm.

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The Secret Diary Of Cameron Baum by Pjazz reviews
Cameron keeps a secret and personal diary of her activities. Next chapter. When a terminator steals a nuke the government reaches out to the Connor family for help retrieving it. Part 2. John and Cameron visit a crime scene.
Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 116 - Words: 468,144 - Reviews: 3125 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 828 - Updated: 16h - Published: 8/5/2008
Ricochet by Strix 4 reviews
Sometimes it's easy to see the familiar in the faces around you. Sometimes it sucks to figure out why.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 108,718 - Reviews: 1590 - Favs: 2,970 - Follows: 2,867 - Updated: 5/16 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Team Seven
Morality Chain by Pureauthor reviews
/AU-ish/ "You're my brother. That's got to count for something. Right, Zuzu?" If Azula and Zuko had always cared for each other, how different would their live's paths have been?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 43 - Words: 254,519 - Reviews: 2204 - Favs: 4,243 - Follows: 4,453 - Updated: 5/7 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Azula, Zuko
Make-up the Difference by CZena reviews
Accused of crimes they didn't commit by dark forces they don't understand, the Gray Death Legion has come across an ancient Star League Castle Brian. But inside they will find more than just rest and resupply. They will discover a remnant of the Star League long-dormant as war ravaged the Inner Sphere. And what they discover will change the Inner Sphere-the universe-forever.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Mechwarrior/Battletech - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 65,316 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/18/2018 - Published: 3/4/2018
Of The Stars by Immatrael reviews
In the aeons before distant memory, an empire of myth and legend fell. But what has fallen can rise anew. The weight of ages falls on the shoulders of Usagi Tsukino. And her task will not be an easy one.
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 126,493 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 9/26/2017 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon
To The Thunder by Menamebephil reviews
Chief Hakoda finds himself in the unenviable position of having to marry off one of his children. No War AU.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,977 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 5/7/2015 - Published: 7/5/2014 - Azula, Sokka, Zuko, Mai
Blood is Thicker by Immatrael reviews
Alucard was not the first vampire to rise from the grave and walk the earth. There are myths of men-become-monsters in every culture in history. And most of them are true...
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,699 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 2/14/2013
Policing Middle Earth by aotearoan reviews
Vimes is Ankh Morpork's Ambassador to Middle Earth. As might be expected from the man who hates kings and Destiny, Middle Earth makes Vimes angry. Will he punch Aragorn in the nose? Will he learn a few things? Tune in for the latest!
Crossover - Discworld & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,458 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Sam Vimes, Aragorn
Embers by Vathara reviews
Dragon's fire is not so easily extinguished; when Zuko rediscovers a lost firebending technique, shifting flames can shift the world... Follows "Theft Absolute".
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 91 - Words: 757,722 - Reviews: 9412 - Favs: 8,002 - Follows: 4,297 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
Fiend, or how I learned to stop worrying and love the Green Sun by logiccosmic reviews
[Exalted/Worm] Taylor Hebert failed, in her moment to become something more. But with her failure, she was Chosen. Written with assistance from GLH.
Crossover - Worm & White Wolf - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 120,907 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 706 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Skitter
CotIW: Unfortunate Meetings by Base Delta Zero reviews
In the 76th year of the New Era, an unlikely chance occurance in a distant, forbidden dimension brings terrible new foes. Armed with strange weapons and technology, and utterly without mercy, these invaders threaten the safety of all Mid-Childa.
Crossover - Warhammer & Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 157,913 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 6/27/2009
Harry Potter and the Discworld by JK Pratchett reviews
After surviving the Killing Curse, Harry Potter attracts Death's curiosity. As a result, the barriers separating the Roundworld and the Discworld begin to break down, leading to more danger than Harry could ever have imagined...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 116,794 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 785 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Harry P.
Ready, Sette, Go! by Moczo reviews
Sette of the Numbers has been released from prison early for model behavior. With no other reasonable mission objectives, she does the only logical thing: move into the Nakajima house, and attempt to integrate into society. Key word being, 'attempt'.
Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,843 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Sette, Cinque N.
Ghost in the Evangelion by LatwPIAT reviews
Crossover between Ghost in the Shell and Neon Genesis Evangelion, placing NERV and the Angels inside post-cyberpunk Japan in 2030. Verbose technothriller.
Crossover - Evangelion & Ghost in the Shell - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 80,882 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 9/23/2009
The Fun and Perky Warrior's Wolf Tail by Lavanya Six reviews
A storehouse for my various short stories related to AtLA.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 93 - Words: 89,791 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Toph, Suki
The Night Spirit by Neutral Ground reviews
Also known as Batsami Begins. In the aftermath of Amon's rebellion, Republic City is left in ruin. The question the Equalists posed was never answered, and now crime and war are surging. A new evil is rising, and the old protectors of Republic City cannot stop it. Now is the time for Asami Sato to take up the mantle of the Batwoman, and show this city that it's still worth saving.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 52,528 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Asami S., Chief Lin Beifong
Game Theory by Immatrael reviews
Who dares stand between a mother and her daughter's life? Precia will do anything to achieve her goals. Even if it means accepting Fate. First of the Gamesverse series.
Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 265,002 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Nanoha T., Fate T. - Complete
New California Dreaming by Hotpoint reviews
Yes I'm from the New California Republic but no I'm not a damn tourist. DC sucks, lousy Brotherhood. You know I'd be safe and warm if I was in LA... well safe-ish anyway
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 123,296 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 5/20/2009
The Jedi Kind of Had it Coming by Sarah1281 reviews
All Revan wanted was to avoid any and all responsibility but the Force drags him back to the middle of the action once more. The Exile is probably the most dedicated Jedi ever and so she'll need all the help she can get... Sequel to 'So Not My Problem.'
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 30 - Words: 95,727 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Exile/Meetra Surik, Revan - Complete
NGE: Nobody Dies by Gregg Landsman reviews
What would happen if we had everything we ever wanted? What if certain tragedies, in the past, were averted? One would normally think this would make a better world. Some old traumas could be gone. But the new pains could be worse.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 110 - Words: 596,438 - Reviews: 2025 - Favs: 1,917 - Follows: 1,455 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 12/13/2009
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 4,395 - Follows: 922 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
Throw Shadows At You by Menamebephil reviews
Maikka Fortnight 2011. AU: Avatar Mai's Excellent Adventure.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,822 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Mai, Sokka
NGE: Nobody Dies: The Trials of Kirima Harasami by Immatrael reviews
Kirima Harasami was an ordinary student in Tokyo-3 High School. Then a blue-haired, red-eyed girl called Rei joined her class, and her life became a whole lot more interesting than she ever wanted. Spinoff fanfic from NGE: Nobody Dies.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 51,426 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Rei A.
The Book of Broods by R. Donald James Gauvreau reviews
The children of Man speak of God's dealings with them. The Uratha tell tales of Father Wolf. And the rat hosts have the Plague King. But there's an interesting heresy now in modern nights. Come, and take a look at God and the Word from the eyes of rats.
Crossover - White Wolf & Bible - Rated: K - English - Horror/Spiritual - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,413 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 4/13/2009
Red In Tooth And Claw by JA Baker reviews
When the crew of Galactica encounters the remains of the Forward Unto Dawn, life starts to get a lot more complicated for all involved, including an old enemy...
Crossover - Halo & Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 60 - Words: 139,295 - Reviews: 1585 - Favs: 1,265 - Follows: 954 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 2/12/2008 - [Master Chief/John-117, Cortana] - Complete
Naruto: Arcane Heart by Nitramy reviews
When two universes collide... shattered lives begin to mend. Second chances are given. First few chapters under renovation. THIS IS NOT A HAREM OR A BASHING FIC
Crossover - Naruto & Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 204,952 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Naruto U.
A Twist of Fate by Akatsuki Leader13 reviews
AU In a world where Aang died during the Purges of the Air Nomads a hundred years ago, a new Avatar appears. One who doesn't desire the title. But she must embrace her destiny or the world will burn. Abandoned.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,117 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Azula
Cain & Abel: Service in His Shadow by Mike Stormm reviews
Commissar Ariel Abel didn't want much in life, just to do her job and be noticed for her hard labour. Too bad her career is about to be overshadowed by the enormous, and fraudulent, reputation of Hero of the Imperium, Commissar Ciaphas Cain.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 147,304 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 10/16/2009 - C. Cain, OC - Complete
Someone for Everyone? by The Shiny Sword reviews
So there's this Doctor. And his name is Jail. And he's got this evil plot. But fate, no not that one, has other things in store. In the grocery store to be specific. Jail and the Numbers centric humor Fic
Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,017 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 9/2/2009
XSGCOM: Mirror Image by Hotpoint reviews
Crossover between SG1 and XCOM. As Earth fights against two separate extraterrestrial threats the defenders join forces and the tables are turned.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & X-Com - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 349,026 - Reviews: 797 - Favs: 1,080 - Follows: 597 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Complete
Deadpool's Awesome Fanfiction by Emeraldjewel reviews
The merc with a mouth, in his usual awareness of the continuity, realizes that he is in a fanfiction and decides to correct some common issues with the medium.
Marvel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,104 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 182 - Published: 11/24/2009
The Courtship of Hazuki's Father by Arty d'Arc reviews
All Kyon wanted was one day of peace. He should have known that such a request would only be invitation for something even weirder than aliens, time travelers, and espers: his daughter.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,025 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 11/4/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Kyon, Haruhi S.
Of Gods and Mortals by Matthew Regent reviews
It's been six months since Kyon dissapeared without a trace, but now will Haruhi's true power be revealed to her as an inter-dimensional battle rages around her? And who is that strange man with the Blue box?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,539 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/4/2009 - Published: 7/4/2009 - 10th Doctor, Kyon
Neon Toppa EVA Lagann by The Qing reviews
Just as the battle with the 14th Angel takes a turn for the worst, a mysterious red robot covered with drills crashes in from the heavens; changing the course of the fight and the EVA universe forever. Evangelion/Gurren Lagann crossover. Summary within.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 31,078 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 7/2/2009
Forgotten Warriors by C.W. Smith reviews
Unit01 Left Earth after Third Impact was avoided. Now the Beast has awakened from it's long slumber to complete it's final mission. At the Dawn of the Third Age of Mankind.
Crossover - Babylon 5 & Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,360 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 3/7/2003 - Shinji I.
Hatred by Peptuck reviews
Standing amidst the ruins and hellfire she has left, he must grapple with the aftermath of what she has done to him, the only emotions he can feel toward her, and what he must do next. One-shot, post-Project Origin.
F.E.A.R. - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,096 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Complete
Flash Harry by DrMckay reviews
STORY ABANDONED.Harry Potter is taken from Privet Drive at a young age by an eccentric older relative named Harry Paget Flashman. How will this change in upbringing shape the boy and his world? You do not need to have read the Flashman series to get this.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,175 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Magical Babysitter Lyrical Zafira by The Shiny Sword reviews
Zafira was the last person Hayate would have asked to babysit Vivio, but he was also the only person available. Zafira/Long Arch/Wolkenritter/Vivio centric
Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,560 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Zafira, Vivio
The Angel of Doubt by Temjin-On reviews
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a wholly remarkable book, and it may just be the one thing that can really help stop the Angels. Too bad Shinji Ikari is in over his head. Crossover.
Crossover - Evangelion & Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,063 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 7/15/2008
Medical Help by Checkerboards reviews
Dr. Crane, meet Dr. Horrible. Dr. Horrible, meet Dr. McNinja. Dr. McNinja, meet Batman. Readers, meet impending crossover insanity.
Crossover - Batman & Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,633 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 9/12/2008 - J. Crane/Scarecrow, Dr. Horrible/Billy - Complete
Culture Shock by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry Potter has just received his Hogwarts letter, but really doesn’t want to go. After all, who would want to live on a planet? Especially one where the natives think nuclear energy is high science. And let’s not forget the 42,000 lightyear commute.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 72,186 - Reviews: 1428 - Favs: 3,481 - Follows: 3,804 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Harry P.
A Life Less Extraordinary by Frostfyre7 reviews
Hired to steal a supposed alien from one of Paquin's top ringmasters, Mal Reynolds figures things are gonna go even less smooth than usual. Then a passenger calling himself 'the Doctor' shows up, and things go all manner of crazy...
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 105,503 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Complete
CSI: Death by Chocolate by Beth Einspanier reviews
CSICharlie and the Chocolate Factory DeppMovie crossover. A young man is found in the desert, having been drowned in chocolate. Who would want him dead, and what does he have to do with a reclusive chocolatier from London?
Crossover - CSI & Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,069 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 9/3/2006 - Published: 8/20/2005 - Gil G. - Complete
The Way of the Apartment Manager by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
Ayakawa Yukiko retired from being a ninja, and she's come to terms with that. Then the Third Hokage summons her for an assignment that will change her life. AU story, set six years premanga. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 82,166 - Reviews: 810 - Favs: 3,487 - Follows: 1,051 - Updated: 10/27/2005 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Iruka U., OC - Complete
Physical Education by Adrian Tullberg reviews
New P.E. Teacher arrives. A short crossover.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 9/13/2005 - Published: 8/29/2005
How Not to Write Evangelion SelfInsertions by sentinel28 reviews
Yes, back for more! This time Gendo Ikari takes over the writing chores and gives you, the reader, his humble advice yeah, right on how not to write SI! It wasn't me, honest!
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,447 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/15/2003 - Complete
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Schweinemädchen reviews
A Warhammer Fantasy fairy tale, with all the core elements of a proper example of the art. Which is to say, gore, moral lessons, and very very thinly veiled bowdlerisation of a folk tale that was clearly originally much more sexualised.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/17 - Complete
The Case of the Missing Letters reviews
Contained for your reading enjoyment; a tale of Valeria von Bildhofen's adventures during the summer of 2202 IC, investigating espionage and the politics of the counts in the Age of the Three Emperors.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,715 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/28/2019 - Complete
Overlady reviews
"A new overlady, you say? She's a little short and flat-chested, although her temper is impressively vile. Oh well. Needs must when needs must. Too long have the lands of Halkeginia gone without true Evil. There are fluffy bunnies and happy ponies all over the place, frolicking! It makes me quite sick! No, it doesn't matter if she wants to or not. Because Evil always finds a way."
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Overlord - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 76 - Words: 493,268 - Reviews: 2545 - Favs: 3,161 - Follows: 3,139 - Updated: 8/31/2019 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Louise
An Imago of Rust and Crimson reviews
Brockton Bay. A slowly rotting, fog-wreathed city in a decaying world where things lurk in the shadows. And that's what I thought it was even before my powers opened my eyes. I wish I could ignore what I see. I wish I could forget. I wish I could escape. But I can't. The Other Place is always there.
Crossover - White Wolf & Worm - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 55 - Words: 290,581 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 693 - Updated: 9/20/2018 - Published: 11/12/2014
No Quarry for Old Men reviews
Flintstones, meet the Flintstones. They're the modern Stone Age Family. Or at least they were, back in the Fifties. Time passes. Bedrock ain't doing so well these days.
Flintstones - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/19/2017 - Complete
My Father Was Secretly A Killer Monkey-Man From Outer Space Abridged reviews
Sometimes you don't have time to read a quirky, well-received story. Or maybe you have a phobia of clicking between chapters. To solve this problem, My Father Was Secretly A Killer Monkey-Man From Outer Space Abridged Kai was invented: a story with a name so long it doesn't fit in the title box. One chapter per arc, go go go.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,560 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/8/2017
My Father Was Secretly A Killer Monkey-Man From Outer Space reviews
Many people have called Gendo Ikari a bad parent throughout the years. However, that's just the product of cultural chauvinism. If you judge him by saiyan standards, his behaviour becomes much more reasonable. A tale of giant robots, punching, and heterodox standards of good parenting.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,897 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 2/1/2017 - Published: 11/8/2016 - Gendo I., Yui I.
A Certain Droll Hivemind reviews
'No, no,' Misaka-11111 protests, with great concern in her voice. 'Do not read my secret diary. How is it even online? ' she asks, confusion mixing with her alarm. 'If someone were to read it, they would be able to understand my inner thoughts. That is not natural, completely unlike the perfectly normal operations of the Network. Please,' Misaka begs, 'do not read it.'
Toaru Majutsu no Index/とある魔術の禁書目録 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 45,632 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 6/15/2016 - Published: 10/30/2013
Blue Social reviews
On Illium, an asari private investigator stumbles upon a conspiracy. But digging deeper, there are hidden things that she didn't even know she didn't know. With her eyes wide open she walks into the heart of an ancient secret which isn't exactly a secret and which carries a hidden message from the past of her species. A space-noir take on Mass Effect.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Crime/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,265 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/26/2014 - Published: 7/25/2012
The Fearful Void reviews
She was a very disturbed child. Terrible, debilitating nightmares. Hallucinations. Hysteria. She never had a chance at a normal life. But now at least Louise has a chance to summon a beautiful and powerful familiar at the Springtime Summoning Ritual. And somewhere else, a seven year old girl cries for release. Contains scenes of a disturbingly moe/disturbing nature
Crossover - F.E.A.R. & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 23 - Words: 40,525 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 3/26/2014 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Alma W., Louise
Three Thousand Four Hundred And Eighteen reviews
Have you ever considered what it would look like if Nanoha was a horrifically powerful being, constrained by binding which prevented her from accessing her full power, and she was absolutely terrifying. Uh... more so than usual. Certainly a crackfic.
Crossover - Hellsing & Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,256 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 2/26/2014 - Published: 10/30/2009
A Green Sun Illuminates the Void reviews
Louise the Zero. A failure even at summoning a familiar. But now she has a second chance, access to power beyond the Void. Soon a new day shall dawn on Halkeginia, its light green and terrible and beautiful. They don't know what's going to hit them. Book I in the Verdigris and Flame Sequence.
Crossover - White Wolf & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 264,223 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 859 - Follows: 678 - Updated: 2/19/2014 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Louise - Complete
One Last Waltz and Other Tales reviews
All life's a dance, a dizzying dare of danger. And like all things, it comes to an end when the music stops. A collection of Dishonoured short stories.
Dishonored - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,254 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013
Aeon Entelechy Evangelion reviews
Dystopia. Utopia. Mankind's dabbling into the unknowable. But at the end of the world, as the beleaguered forces of humanity stand against uncounted horrors, what can one boy do? And that is not dead which can eternal lie... Rewrite of Aeon Natum Engel. Book II in progress.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 301,798 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Shinji I.
Obligate Endosymbiosis reviews
Symbiosis noun , from Ancient Greek συμβίωσις sumbiōsis, "living together" : A close, prolonged association between two or more organisms of different species, regardless of benefit to the members.
Crossover - The Thing & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 100 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Louise
Midnight and the Void reviews
There are deeper darknesses, worse fates than the Void of Halkeginia. And when your power is making things blow up, sometimes your luck runs out. A oneshot AU/Omake of 'A Green Sun Illuminates the Void', with a more deathly path for Louise.
Crossover - White Wolf & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Louise - Complete
The Good Omens of Haruhi Suzumiya reviews
You know, it's rather surprising how these unknowing god-like entities all seem to collect small gangs which they drag on adventures on a whim. And if Adam Young and Haruhi Suzumiya spend too much time in close proximity, the world might just end. Again.
Crossover - Good Omens & Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,918 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 5/26/2009
Sleeping Beauty reviews
Despoiled, the Maiden lies dead, and the Beast is freed. Grieving, the Mother seeks her return, though the laws of Heaven and Earth stand in her way. Hungry, the Beast is bound and seeks release. Oneshot.
Crossover - Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha & Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Precia T. - Complete
NGE: Nobody Dies: The Yomiko Absolution reviews
Kei fled rather than face her sisters; the Angel War came to an end without an Instrumentality in a messy peace. But now, 20 years later, the next generation has come to fix their parents' mistakes. And make new ones. AU of ND; diverges from Chapter 69.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 33,541 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 3/21/2011
NGE: Nobody Dies: Six AIs, One Continent reviews
The Reego: four AIs made by the Angel of Terror from Rei and Unit 05's mental patterns. The Keiworu: two AIs, made by Kei, blending her and Kaworu without asking him, escaped from SEELE. Australia: a desolate monster-filled hellhole. Good day, mate!
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 136,351 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Complete
NGE: Nobody Dies: Demonic Cannon Girl Nana reviews
Crackfic and non-canon addition to Gregg Landsman's "NGE: Nobody Dies". Someone made the mistake of letting the Ree get access to magical girl shows. Naturally, they have decided to make their own. But better. With more explosions. And fanservice.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,328 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 5/12/2010
NGE: Nobody Dies: Ichi's Birthday Party reviews
An addition to Gregg Landsman's "NGE: Nobody Dies". The awareness of the Evangelion Units means that there is a certain responsibility towards them. And so, once a year, Ichi gets a hat, a cake, and a day with Mommy. And her sisters visit, too.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,035 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Complete
Fallen Is Babylon reviews
It has been 23 years since the death of Sankt Kaiser Olivie, and the old Belkan Empire has disintegrated. It is a time of petty warlords and disunity. And on the world of Kabupaten, the forces of the Duchy expands their grasp on the ruined cities. Now adopted as canon for Immatrael's "Game Theory".
Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,020 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/16/2010
NGE: Nobody Dies: The Kei Files reviews
Canonised addition to "NGE: Nobody Dies" by Gregg Landsman. "Come in, come in," said the spider to the fly. In retrospect, sending Kaworu to evaluate the potential value of Kei Ayanami, last of the Ree, was not the wisest of SEELE's decisions...
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,950 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Kaworu N. - Complete
Grimdark Battlefield Rhapsody reviews
A sight into the insanity that results from Haruhi getting a look at a certain series which is both grim and dark. And in the far future. It would take some kind of "Hero of the Imperium" to be able to counter Kyon's snark. Admittedly with his own.
Crossover - Warhammer & Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,107 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 6/25/2009
Aeon Natum Engel reviews
That is not dead which can eternal lie. And with strange aeons even death may die. Well, now it is the Strange Aeon, and the undying live again. The Evangelion Units may be able to face the Herald-entities, but what of the dangers within? Eva/Cthulhutech. Now complete; see Aeon Entelechy Evangelion for the rewrite.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 304,613 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Shinji I. - Complete
Aeon Natum Engel: Code OMAKE reviews
That is not dead which can eternal... oh gods, Rei's just punched through the Fourth Wall. She's coming for me, and I can't hold out much longer. It falls to me to catalogue these breaches in the narrative as best I can. Omakes for Aeon Natum Engel.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,063 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/11/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009
Unity is Hollow reviews
The Wall cascades, as two inquisitive Humanities tamper with that which they should not. And in the hollow space between universes, like a rats in the walls of a house that they build themselves, entities watch. Halo/Mass Effect
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,255 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009
Bearers of Dune reviews
The escape of Duncan Idaho from Chapterhouse changed a lot of things; the entire Old Empire has ended up long long ago, close to a galaxy far far away. Will the Jedi cope with the appearance of manipulative black robed women? Dune / Star Wars more.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,504 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/25/2009
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