Hi hi~~

So this was just something that wrote itself. Just an omake. Warning for slight implications of sex and language. Because I cannot be stuffed changing my rating to M when it isn't that bad. Kind of.

Just. Enjoy~~

"So this is your place."

Xanxus grunted in the affirmative, thinly veiled pride in the sound which made the brunette's mouth quirk slightly upwards. His one month-boyfriend was really so cute.

"It's.. Big."

"Like so many things about me." The Varia Boss leered, playfully nibbling the bottom of Tsuna's ear, relishing the shudder from his younger lover. Tsuna rolled his eyes, trying very hard to ignore the husky voice or the damning hot blush on his face.

"God aren't you confident?"

"I have good fucking reason to don't I?"

The chef grinned at that. With a mischievous twinkle in his eyes he leaned on Xanxus' muscular chest, tip toeing so their faces were close enough for just one of them to lean forward to touch, he purred, "Oh? Why don't show me your reason Tiger? Hm? I would like you to explain it to me then. in. great. detail."

Xanxus couldn't help but mirror the predatory smirk on his feisty lover. However before he could even lean down and ravish that hot, delicious mouth an indignant cough interrupted their conversation. The couple's heads turned to see the scowling Vongola Decimo, arms crossed and tapping his foot impatiently. His guardians and advisor were also rather unimpressed by the show they were given if the looks on their faces were any indication.

Tsuna blushed, pulling promptly away from the older male with a sheepish smile. Xanxus just scowled, his good mood effectively ruined.

The Varia Boss missed his three weeks in Germany with the brunette. Germany was great. Even by his standards. There was strong as hell alcohol, meat seemed to be a requirement in almost every freaking course and most importantly- no annoying trashes trying to disturb him when he fucks his lithe delicious lover into the nearest bed. Or wall. Or any flat surface willing to accommodate them really.

The first week the two had spent together as a couple was at the Vongola's main base, no thanks to the fucking Decimo with a brother complex. One week of being cockblocked by overprotective brothers, guardians, hitmen and more. Yeah, he goddamn missed Germany.

"As much as I am... pleased," Sawada Ieyasu sounded anything but. The last word obviously strained through gritted teeth. "that you two have both returned safely and that Xanxus did not get hit by a train-" now it was the scarred man's turn to grit his teeth. He knew somebody fucking pushed him onto those train tracks! "- I would like you to tone done the public affection to a more appropriate degree."

"Like a meter apart from each other and no eye contact." An unusually sulky Rain guardian muttered under his breath. Hibari, in an equally foul mood grunted in agreement. Ryohei also uncharacteristic murmured a rather venomous "Extreme" as he too quietly glared.

There was a tense awkward silence between the leader of the Varia and the core Guardians of Vongola as well as the boss himself before Tsuna couldn't take it anymore and clapped his hands decisively. "So... Am I going to get a tour into the Varia branch or are we just going to stand here guys?"

"Yeah fuckers." Xanxus sneered, "Leave so I can give my boyfriend a personal tour."

"Uh, what about, no you assha- I mean Xanxus." The blonde mob boss hastily backtracked underneath the terrifying glare the scarred male shot at him. Though when said scarred male wrapped a possessive arm around his innocent (because Ieyasu refused to believe the two have gotten anywhere beyond kissing -with tongue he begrudged, Tsuna was an adult after all) little brother's waist the fire was completely back. And burning brighter than ever. "What I'm saying is, the Varia are required to have quarter-monthly check ups by the main Vongola branch and-" The blonde pulled out a document from his suit jacket, "OH. Whaat? Well look at this, isn't this a form that allows me to personally supervise just that?"

His silver-haired right hand man took the pieces of paper from his boss' hands and mock read it- because Xanxus fucking knew that little bitch had already seen it, hell probably rewrote the damn thing- then smirked. "It appears so Tenth."

The rest of the men behind them were all disgustingly smug at the proclamation.

It was official. Xanxus was going to have to kill them all. He had already wanted to do it anyway. This form just made it a necessity.

Fortunately, or unfortunately, Tsuna decided it was now time to step in before blood could fall. "Okay then Iey-nii, you do have the authorization and paperwork to search the Varia," the brunette agreed, making his brother grin triumphantly and his boyfriend glare. "but me and Xanxus are going to go off elsewhere since I don't want to do formal mafia bullshit that you guys are now required to complete. Xanxus can you get one of your subordinates to guide them?"

The Varia boss gave a wolfish grin at his younger lover as he complied and waved down one of his less useless men to do the grunt work of tour guiding. The brunette returned it with a mischievous smile as the other party's faces all fell. If building up, then destroying a whole group of mafiaso's hopes and expectation with a single sentence wasn't insanely hot, he didn't know what was. Well actually if the brunette tackled down one of those irritating Guardians, and slit their throats whilst straddling them… Damn he needed to stop being so literal when it came to his bloodlust.

"My fucking pleasure." The scarred man growled appreciatively as he tightened his hold on the lithe male and led him toward the doors of his base. Tsuna chuckled at the display of dominance. "Please, the pleasure is all mine." He purred as the slim male managed to wrap his toned body around his own musculature in an amazing show of flexibility, nipping sensually at the elder's earlobe. Somewhere in the background there was the sounds of indecipherable noises similar to ones akin to a mass strangulation. Tsuna was certainly not going to look away to find out.

"Boss you're back!" A tall and heavyset man with spiky black hair, various facial piercings and the oddest lightening shaped sideburns (which is saying something considering Reborn's) bounded toward the couple with puppy-like enthusiasm, "I tho- who the hell is that?" The man sneered at Tsuna like the other was defiling his beloved boss just by his presence.

'Well I have defiled his boss,' the brunette thought bemusedly, 'Several times. Mental high five.'

"Tsuna this piece of trash is Levi. Piece of trash, this is my lover Tsunayoshi. You will fucking treat him with proper respect is that clear?"

"H-hai boss." Levi agreed somewhat resentfully, the grown man obviously sulking and giving the younger brunette non too subtle envious glares. Tsuna ignored it in favour of smiling amiably at the other.

"Your Leviathan the Lightening Guardian? Xanxus has told me so much about you!" Tsuna grinned at the way the man visibly perked up, though he was still suspiciously wary, "He has?" He asked like he couldn't really believe it. The brunette gave an incredulous expression to him.

"Well, of course he has." Xanxus was most likely shooting him a look that clearly implied, 'I certainly have not, what the actual living fuck Tsuna you friggin know my mouth was busy with something other than talking these past few weeks,' "The Varia Lightening Strike Boss. The most loyal Guardian Levi. The one you can depend on never to turn against the boss. He has a lot of trust in you, you know too. Is it true you have the most alarm clocks in the mafia?"

Now the pierced man was near blushing but happily soaking up the praise given, "Well, yes," Levi coughed in an attempt to hide his poorly concealed pleasure, "Like I say, in the Varia, if you don't wake up on time-"

"-You die!" Tsuna intercepted with a triumphant gleam in his eye. And you could just see the exact moment Varia's Lightening guardian was completely won over.

"Exactly Tsunayoshi-sama!" Levi nodded vigorously. "You truly are worthy for Boss." The brunette smiled brightly at that, whilst Xanxus rolled his eyes.

"Trash go do some fucking work."

"Hai Boss! Goodbye Boss! Goodbye Tsunayoshi-sama!"

Once the other was gone, the Varia boss looked down at his lover with half-hearted annoyance. "You know I didn't say shit about him."

Tsuna giggled and gave a cheeky peck on the intimidating mafioso's nose. "I know, doesn't mean I didn't piece a few things together so I could look good in front of your Guardians."

"I remember calling him an annoying puppy who spouts nothing but shit."

"Which means: Loyal and speaks nothing but praise."

"Annoying asshole who insists on being the best even when it's obviously stupid."

"Prides himself in being your right hand. Stands up for his beliefs no matter what others say."

"Scum that can never control his own fucking emotions."

"Impulsive and extremely protective when threatened."

"I did not fucking mean that."

"Yes you did."

"Fuck. You should be my own personal translator."

"Then who would scare your minions shitless then?" Tsuna asked innocently as he once again slid against the other's chest whilst they walked down one of the many emptier halls in the building, then added slyly, "Besides I rather be your personal something else if you know what I mean…"

Xanxus quirked an eyebrow but couldn't keep the leer off from his face. But before he could open his mouth- either to kiss the brunette senseless or say something so profoundly dirty that Tsuna would be the one to kiss him senseless, a voice interrupted him.

"Kufufufu, isn't this sweet?"

The Varia boss' hand's itched for the guns on his person at the oily slick voice of Vongola's Mist. Out of all people it had to be this bastard. From the way Tsuna scrunched up his shirt before relaxing again proved the sentiment toward the illusionist was shared.

"Rokudo." The baker greeted with a cold nod. Apparently the guardian had not earned any favours with Tsuna ever since the first time they met where Mukuro might have insinuated something that included, but not limited to, an exchange of cash for sexual favours, cake, the genie from Aladdin, a tub of strawberry flavoured custard and a glass elevator. Which is regrettable for the pineapple haired man, especially considering he had fallen hard for the smooth, snarky comeback and indignant orange eyes that day. "Weren't you following the tour with my brother and fellow guardians?"

Mukuro just gave a close lipped smile and shrugged. "I may have gotten lost."

"Bullshit." Xanxus spat. "Like hell you did."

"Oya oya, are you calling me a liar?"

"No I'm calling you a goddamn piece of-"

"Huh, boss." A monotone voice called out. "You're back."

Tsuna looked past the Varia Boss' broad shoulders and the stiffened figure of Rokudo 'A sexual harassment lawsuit waiting to happen' Mukuro to see a stranger -emphasis on strange- running towards them and clutching his giant frog hat on his head like a lifeline. It became a bit clearer as to why when Vongola's illusionist suddenly swivelled to the green haired male and attempted to stab him with his trident he conjured out of what seemed to be nothing. The brunette couldn't help but muse how similar mafioso were; Germany, France, Japan, Italy, sudden bouts of interfamily violence was participated like it was some sort of competitive sport. It probably was actually.

"Wow. Rude master. That hurts. Please stop." The newcomer deadpanned, not looking the least bit affected let alone ruffled at the weapon imbedded in his froggy hat. Green eyes, amazingly the same shade as his hair, then bore straight into honey brown. "And is this a newbie? Isn't he too pretty to be part of the Varia?"

The brunette was about to open his mouth to jibe that yes, he was infinitely too pretty for assassination work when the faint brushes of air, that can only be created by speeding objects, stopped him. Three soft thwacks and it was very noticeable that those objects that just whizzed by were silver daggers. Very familiar silver daggers.

"Shishishi, is that anyway to greet one of my people, peon?"

"Oh Bossu! I see you took our recommendation and went to that simply divine bakery in Germany, though if I knew that ado~rably sexy piece of eye candy was on sale I would've ordered him too."

"You're the one who made those mint chocolate double fudge cake?"

"Yes?"

"If you make me more I'll completely accept you into the Varia."

"I'll throw in some lime tart cookies and you tell me as much dirt as you possibly know about everyone."

"Deal."

"Mou~ Tsuna sweetheart, I'll sell out my share of secrets I've gained for some of your delicious sunny citrus crumble."

"Double deal then. Also Bel-san you know I'm not actually part of your kingdom."

"Yes but the great and most generous me has bestowed you the title of an honorary citizen of my lands, shishishi. However if you wish to be a royal consort-"

"VOOOOIIII! WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!"

Xanxus wanted to bash his head at the closest wall. Actually he rather bash someone's head at the closest wall. Bloody shitting hell they were like cockroaches. Kill one and thirty more come crawling from the cracks of fuck knows where.

God he missed Germany.

"I'll bite you all to death."

"Haha what did we miss?"

"TSUNA! I'M EXTREMELY GLAD TO SEE YOU AGAIN!"

"Kufufu Tsunayoshi why don't we go somewhere away from these idiotas and more… private?"

"HEY GET THE HELL AWAY FROM MY BROTHER YOU PERVERTED BASTARDS!"

He really, really missed Germany.