![]() Author has written 4 stories for Naruto. UserName: Mysterious Miss Real Name: ...You can call me Annie Age: 17 Info: I love to write but I have a short attention span when it comes to writing stories and my computer hates me. So I might not update very often. Fav. Anime: Naruto, FullMetal Alchemist, Death Note, Inuyasha, Bleach, and DN Angel Fav. Anime Pairings: Naruto: Naru/Hina, Naru/Ten, Naru/Tem, Neji/Ten, Sasu/Saku, Sasu/Hina, Jir/Tsu FullMetal Alchemist: Ed/Win, Roy/Riza Inuyasha: Sess/Kag, Sess/OlderRin, Mir/San, Inu/Kik Quotes: You gotta understand that I have good ideas, they just aren’t legal I'd give you a shovel, but you're digging your own grave well enough without one If my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN!! I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas? Advice for the day: If you have a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two, and KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN Q: How far can you see on a clear day? A: 93 million miles...from here to the Sun. Psychology. Mind over matter. Mind under matter? It doesn't matter. Never mind. No shoes, No shirt, No service.. So do I have to wear pants? Now I lay me back to sleep. The speaker's dull; the subject's deep. If he should stop before I wake, Give me a nudge for goodness' sake. If you're not on somebody's shit list, you're not doing anything worthwhile. Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo? Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music. I once prayed to god for a bike, but quickly found out he didn’t work that way...so I stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station... Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard It may look like I'm doing nothing, but I'm actively waiting for my problems to go away |