Name: I've got half a dozen or so. Pick one. Or three.

Sex: Male.

Orientation: Hetero

Long and short of it? I'm crazy and I love it. I'll keep my illness to myself though thankyouverymuch. I enjoy just about any anime, especially if it is still in Japanese. I don't speak the language so I need subs, but it is a lot better. Trust. I like "dattebayo" rather than "believe it". Alright. I've read many stories on this site and I like anything that people say will never work and somebody does a good job. I have lots of ideas and I'll make a story about them sometime. See ya around.

Stories I am currently working on:

Earthbound, a novelization: Mostly to test the waters. This one will probably be updated the most frequently. Ok so I lied. I got the other story out first and it's going well. This is where my profile becomes M rated, those who have virgin eyes skip this next part, this applies to all my stories though:

I do not give a flying fuck what people flame me about. Flame will be ignored, though criticism is always welcome, though a flame is usually not criticism. It's some bastard who wants to fucking vent and throw a child's temper tantrum because something in a story they like did not go their way. You have been warned as I will respond to the most constructive reviews I receive and I WILL ALWAYS respond to flames in a way I deem appropiate.

Okay you can turn back now. All of my stories are rated M because I do not write for children. I do not think I will every write lemons, but that remains yet to be seen. In other words: find your icha icha else where.

Fractured Mind: The tale of a Ninja's madness. A story about Naruto being crazy. You probably think I'm stuck on madness, but they say write what you know. I have some of the illnesses that will be described in the story, so I definately know.

Smiling Fox. Another Naruto fic. I thought it was a shame that Naruto pretty much stopped doing pranks in the anime and manga so I'm writing a story of a Naruto who's a Harlequin (JESTER) who pranks his enemies to both humiliate and defeat them. Inspired by the story: The Laughing Fox by Lord Dragon Claw.

Ninja Wire: something that came into my head while watching a movie called Ninja Scroll. I think this one will be updated almost as frequently as Fractured Mind.

Thank you for those of you who pointed me in the right direction for translations.

For the weak of heart, do not read this next message.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucilla

Stories I Beta Read, so please read these stories:

Shihouin Naruto: Power of the King - http://www.fanfiction.ws/s/4912248/1/