Name: Megan

Age: 22

I'm a woman.

I live in: Arizona

Favorite Drink: Dr. Pepper

"On the topic of reviews: If you send me crap, call me or my work "stupid" (which is pathetic all by itself) or freak out because my fics aren't perfect or don't live up to your "expectations", I WILL send you a calm, non-abusive PM regarding the review. If you do not leave constructive crits, or you tell me I flat-out suck, of course I will report your behavior and block you from the rest of my work. I don't want nor do I need your negative attitude bringing me down. This isn't a hub for your angry rants or hate, this is a place for sharing and making friends. If that is something you cannot do yet, don't review stories until you are mature and open-minded enough to do so. Chill out." -- Juana la Cliker-Rooster

Holy shit. Hi. I'm alive. Kind of.

It's been, what, 3 years? (Winces) Sorry. Real life has a nasty way of snatching you by the throat and spiriting you away from what you enjoy.

I'm sad to say that I have completely forgotten what I was going to do with Aniki, and so, It'll be put on an indefinite hiatus while I try to remember. (Could be a while) Though I will be re-editing the oneshots on my page, and continuing with The Bet.

Do not expect regular updates--but feel free to review. I'll be working as best I can on spiffing up my stuff, and might be adding a few new stories here and there. If anyone is actually concerned about what happened during my extended absence, and would like to PM me, please do and I'll try to get back to you.

Good news, I guess you could say, is that while I've been gone I still have been practicing my writing, and have gotten substantially better. You'll be delighted when I do find the time to update something.

Favorite Quotes!

"When it comes to Bloodline Clans, Konoha is the only Hidden Village in the entire world to truly embrace its mutant freaks."-- Catch 22 by The Sh33p

"The reason why tree climbing so damn hard for you is 'cause your trying to get your damn foot to become attracted to the damn tree so you'll stick, and let's be blunt here: There's no chemistry between the two." Sasuke smiled involuntarily. Naruto had an odd way of saying things "So, not only are you tryin' to force a relationship that is in the dumps, you're also tryin' to fight the big daddy, gravity."--For The Love of My Friends by Foxie-sama

"Guy slowly raised his eyes but continued eating ramen as fast as possible. Guy could now see it. The man behind the mask, the holy light, the full face of his rival Kakashi Hatake. Such beauty, such splendor, such a distraction that at that moment Guy bit off is tongue. Girly screams followed by blood filled the air."-- Ridiculous Challenge: Guy Sensei vs. Kakashi Sensei by Cow Ninja

“Very well,” Misato agreed and started leading them toward an archway. “The roasted termites are probably about done, but they won’t stay crispy for long.”Naruto paused for a moment as his brain struggled with some disconcerting mental images. He swallowed heavily and silently renewed his vow to do nothing that would spoil the evening.“She has an… unusual sense of humor,” Shino muttered quietly as he fell into step next to him. --Team 8 by S'TarKan

“But Hokage-sama, you can’t possibly expect me to work with him. he’s lazy, he’s always late, and… and… he’s a PERVERT.” Yelled Kurenai. Kakashi looked at Kurenai with annoyance. “I am not lazy.” --Second Chances, by Cybergades

"What would you do, when you can’t tell the difference between yourself and the mask you wear?" -- The Red Sun by Kaen307

“When I am able to stand again,” Gaara said flatly, his words nearly lost in the howl of wind, his eyes half-closed and sand whipping about and smacking Naruto in the face, “I am going to kill you, and it will not be quick.” --The Nine Broken Mirrors by Ayien

“Old!” Miroku complained. “Old! Youthful, yes! Strapping, definitely! Lecherous, possibly, but old? Never!” -- Solider Boy by SangOtaku6

”My wife,” Miroku slurred out, “Is gonna kick your asses. All of ya. Glad I’m not you.”

“You’re trying to threaten us with a woman?” Renjiro asked softly, scoffing. “A woman is not threat. Take them.” He ordered his men. “The others will deal with the problem.”

Chuckling, Miroku shook his head, “Gonna kick your ass and stomp it flat and then use it as parchment. And I ge’ to have ‘I missed you’ sex.” Thinking about it, Miroku smiled again, “I haven’t had ‘I miss you’ sex b’fore. Wonder what it’s like?” --This is gonna be fun! by TwistedHilarity (This is one of my most favorite fanfic quotes EVER XD)

"Ah, such memories. The last new kid they had had tried to fit in with the school but ended up in a straight jacket and a padded room. Why he ended up there, no one knows but it was something to brag about. No other school could claim that." -- Return of the Lamest, by ShadowMajin

"In the Sixth Division, truth and secrecy dwell side-by-side, each protected from the other by a mixture of apathy and tunnel vision. Kuchiki Byakuya's secrets have become well known, as have Abarai Renji's. This is chiefly because Renji talked to Ikkaku, who talked to Zaraki, who promptly went to the Sixth Division's headquarters and, in full view of a good three hundred people, called him a nancy-assed bitch before reading off a seven page list of reasons why he's a nancy-assed bitch.

The resulting battle left sixty-two people hospitalized, but at least Renji got a laugh out of it: Not only did Byakuya lose, he ended up having Ikkaku, Yumichika and Zaraki as hospital roommates. Complete with Yachiru smuggling them booze." --Truth, by Sh33p

Fanart: (Scan your mouse or equivalent over the links to read notes.)

Haha, there actually is some! Fancy that!

Stuff by Me For Other People:

Big Fat Liar -- For Nugar's "People Lie"

Growing Up -- For Nugar's "People Lie"

The Tall One -- For Esama's "End of One World"

Game: On -- For Beboot's "Rise of the Jinchuuriki"

First Five Minutes Back -- For Beboot's "Rise of the Jinchuuriki"

Rise -Fall- of the Jinchuuriki -- For Beboot's "Rise of the Jinchuuriki"

Iruka Bitch-Slap-O-Doom! -- For Beboot's "Rise of the Jinchuuriki" (Kind of a spoiler...You didn't hear it from me!)

Sleep -- For Lambotris's "Broken Hinges" (In production)

Mission - Find the Porn -- For ViktorMayrin's "Hinata" (Not quite done yet...)

Fanfiction Posters:

Operator -- For Case13 (Fosfor's) "Operator"

Fanart From Other People! :D (C'mon, you know you totally wanna draw me some fanart...!)

Aniki "Brothers" -- By Onii-chan379

Aniki Skatch -- By Blackfeatherz29

Stuff I Did for Myself... (Is all for Aniki)

Just One of Those Days

Epic Poster - Lineart

Brothers

The Simple Things (Read the Artist's Notes On This If You're Gonna Look At It!)