Ridiculous Challenge: Guy Sensei VS Kakashi Sensei
RAMEN
Training Ground 3
"Alright teams, listen up! As you all know me and Kakashi have had a rivalry going for a while now….. a rivalry that I am currently winning by three points. Recently we have run out of things to do, which brings me to why we have assembled you here. We would like the six of you to compile a list of challenges that will ultimately decide who is better, me….. The Handsome Beast Might Guy. Or…... that book readin freak also known as the Copy Cat Ninja Kakashi Hatake. Any questions?
Sasuke was the first to raise his hand.
"This is pointless" he objected "We could be going on a mission or training to improve our abilities." "Well" Kakashi interrupted "Even ninja have to take breaks. Besides, depending on the challenges you guys come up with you might learn something. Think of it as a learning exercise."
The genin looked at each other puzzled at their sensei's request.
"So! Any ideas?" silence "Come on!"
Naruto reluctantly raised his hand. "Yes Naruto."
"Ah, umm" Naruto stuttered "How about a ramen eating contest?"
CHALLENGE # 1: RAMEN EATING CONTEST
Ramen Stand
"I can't believe they're actually gonna do this" sighed Sakura. "I know" Tenten agreed.
"Go Guy Sensei!" Lee cheers.
Meanwhile Guy and Kakashi prepare for the task ahead.
"Are you ready to do this Kakas……Ssts…Stop reading that stupid book!! This is Serious." Guy yelled. Obviously irritated."Yeah, yeah" Kakashi mumbled while putting away his beloved book. "Here you go!" Ayame smiled handing the ninja the 20 bowls of king sized ramen they ordered. "Ok! First one of us to eat 10 bowls of ramen wins…. and loser has to pay for all this ramen. Got it!" "Yeah, yeah."
"Spss…Sakura." Naruto whispered "Who do you think is gonna win?" "Beats me" Sakura wondered while stroking her index finger to her chin. "This is Pointless" Sasuke muttered standing with his arms folded beside Neji, who somehow found a way to tune out the events unfolding. "Maybe so" Sakura continued "But still, I have to admit this is pretty interesting."
For clarity it should be noted that all six genin are sitting on or standing near a bench located in front of the ramen stand facing their sensei's backs.
"Ready….Set….Go!"
Bowl 1
Guy and Kakashi immediately grabbed a bowl of ramen and began rapidly chewing and slurping the noodles at inhuman speeds. It seemed like only seconds passed before they were on their second bowl, both unwilling to slow down.
Bowl 2
"I won't lose to you Kakashi" Guy thought while briefly looking up to check how his longtime rival was fairing. Realizing that they were, at this point evenly matched Guy at once sped up his pace. However……
Bowl 3
Something wasn't right. "What is this weird feeling?" wondered Guy. "It feels as if I'm missing something…..but what?!
Meanwhile…
"Something's not right!" Sasuke remarked, unsure of what that something was. "I feel it to" Sakura added "What do you think it is Sasuke?"
Bowl 4
Naruto was annoyed. "Wait, what are you guys talking about. I don't feel anything." "Of course not. You're the village idiot!!" Naruto now angered at what was just said stood up and approached Sasuke.
Bowl 5
"What was that Sasuke?!" "I have no reason to repeat myself to a clumsy loser like you." Sasuke scuffed. Naruto smirked evilly. "Ke…keep talkin and I'm gonna punch your face in!" "Loser I'd like to see you try!" With that Naruto and Sasuke proceeded to grab and beat the crap out of each other.
Bowl 6
"You guys are so immature" Sakura thought to herself.
Naruto and Sasuke continue fighting until Sasuke pins Naruto to the ground. "Just you wait Sasuke. After I'm finished with you you're gonna have to wear a mask like Kakashi Sensei!" Echoes
Bowl 7
At that moment team 7 realized the shocking truth. They had never seen their sensei's real face before. Kakashi + Ramen + Eat equal No mask.
Bowl 8
THE MASK!! The three genin screamed as they dashed madly toward the Ramen stand. Overhearing the commotion Guy also realized that he to has never seen the whole face of his rival.
Bowl 9
Guy's curiosity was getting the best of him. The temptation was too great. He could
#1 choose to take a peek at Kakashi's face and possibly lose the challenge. #2 he could continue eating and possibly never get another chance to see what really was behind the mask. Or better yet. #3 he could look while still eating the last of his ramen and keep his current pace. Let's try #3.
Final Bowl
Guy slowly raised his eyes but continued eating ramen as fast as possible. Guy could now see it. The man behind the mask, the holy light, the full face of his rival Kakashi Hatake. Such beauty, such splendor, such a distraction that at that moment Guy bit off is tongue. Girly screams followed by blood filled the air.
Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura where oblivious to the shrieks of pain, all they cared about at that moment was finally seeing their sensei's face. Suddenly…something uncanny happened.
Itatchi and Kisame blurred by!
Sasuke couldn't help himself. Forgetting all about Kakashi and his mask Sasuke stopped, turned 180 degrees, and dashed after the two. But not before tripping Naruto causing him to push Sakura who, fell face first into the ground shattering her nose and breaking 5 teeth after witch she went unconscious. Naruto tried desperately to regain his lost balance. But Naruto being the special case that he is decided to use speed to correct this conundrum. Look it up
Bad Idea!! He slammed right into the Ramen stand breaking his leg in three places. The impact caused his headband to fly off and crash into the stove Located in the Ramen stand which then ignited, setting the ramen stand, Ayame and Naruto's hair on fire.
Team Guy was in shock Might Guy is in literal shock due to loss of blood as they could do nothing but watch the horror unfold. It was then that Kakashi finished his ramen only to find the gruesome scene. Turns out during the contest Kakashi was listening to the Titanic soundtrack on his I-pod; he didn't notice a thing.
As for Sasuke….He has learned a valuable lesson. Chidori + Kisame's Shark Skin equal No left hand.
Kakashi wins this round.
cow ninja