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Luffy's Renewed Adventure by F-ckthesystem125 reviews
When an old man with the Open Open fruit offers Luffy the chance to redo his adventure, he takes it. Watch as Luffy goes back in time to change history with more crewmates. LuffyxHarem! Rated M for sexual content and cursing. R&R. I don't own One Piece. (DISCONTINUED! UNDER REWRITE!)
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 115 - Words: 331,387 - Reviews: 6380 - Favs: 7,166 - Follows: 7,207 - Updated: 15h - Published: 3/25/2014 - Luffy, Nami, Robin, Straw Hats P. - Complete
Shinobi's Creed by Leaf Ranger reviews
I was alone. Alone and hated in my village. Until my mentor found me. Until he trained me. And he taught me a valuable lesson. That Nothing is True, and Everything is Permitted. Who am I? I am Naruto Uzumaki. And I'm an Assassin. NaruHina, OCAnko. Rated M for blood, language, and hinted sexual situations. Some Kakashi, Jiraiya, and possibly Sasuke bashing, and Hyuuga clan bashing.
Crossover - Naruto & Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 424,233 - Reviews: 2558 - Favs: 3,451 - Follows: 3,811 - Updated: 7/22 - Published: 11/20/2012 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] [Anko M., OC]
Harry Is A Dragon, And That's Okay by Saphroneth reviews
Harry Potter is a dragon. He's been a dragon for several years, and frankly he's quite used to the idea - after all, in his experience nobody ever comments about it, so presumably it's just what happens sometimes. Magic, though, THAT is something entirely new. Comedy fic, leading on from the consequences of one... admittedly quite large... change. Cover art by amalgamzaku.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 79 - Words: 508,587 - Reviews: 2203 - Favs: 3,576 - Follows: 4,112 - Updated: 7/21 - Published: 3/10/2019 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Artificer Legacy by Kairomaru reviews
Everyone knows the story, the Potters attacked and little Harry left with his relatives. But what happens when the last Potter stumbles upon something left behind? What does someone with no preconceived notions about Magic do when they find out that it's real? Do they follow along just like everyone else? Or do they find their own path? Harry Potter did always like to make things!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 86,379 - Reviews: 925 - Favs: 3,490 - Follows: 4,755 - Updated: 7/20 - Published: 11/18/2019 - [Harry P., N. Tonks, Penelope C., Fleur D.]
Relics of the Past by Cyrro reviews
One day after a mission Iruka decides to take in Naruto Uzumaki. What could possibly go wrong? Well... it looks like Naruto just turned off his personal gravity. Oh, and Shisui is prone to sugar highs. Who would've guessed?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 292 - Words: 491,186 - Reviews: 1712 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 1,037 - Updated: 7/20 - Published: 1/24/2017 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
The Sith's Apprentice, Book One: Apprentice by Illuviar reviews
A Sith Lord ends up reincarnated on Earth with a few simple goals - make a fortune so he could enjoy a long overdue vacation, uplift the local technology for convenience sake, because not having a proper planetary datanet is simply so bothersome and pick up an apprentice. After all, someone has to deal with any new (or old) up and coming Dark Lords and the British Wizarding World.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 56 - Words: 192,698 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 1,337 - Follows: 1,554 - Updated: 7/19 - Published: 8/5/2018
The Geist Within by yoshi3000 reviews
When a dying Saya-jin warper transfers into Naruto's body, the mix result in a new Naruto. Warper!Naruto/Anti-Hero!Naruto/HalfHuman!Naruto (NaruHarem?) Reasonable bashing. (Canon bending may occur) (This fanfic is connected to my project Blackthorn fanfics, using the similar events and it's warper concept. If you have questions about that or this fic, PM me.) Review if you please.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 123,538 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 7/17 - Published: 4/29/2017 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Hinata H., Tenten
With Sprinkles by dogbertcarroll reviews
Instant death or being granted a wish by a certain demon lord, decisions, decisions, decisions. Xander Harris makes an incautious wish and now has to deal with the consequences. Not exactly the road trip he was planning on taking, but there certainly is a lot of sights to see.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,577 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 1,859 - Follows: 1,752 - Updated: 7/15 - Published: 4/13/2017 - Xander H.
Naruto: The Game of Life by SeerKing reviews
Uzumaki Naruto wakes up one day to find out that his life has been turned into a RPG game, thanks to his 'Gamer' ability. What should he do about this? Smart(er) Naruto. Elements of Romance Games included in later chapters, so possible upgrade to M later. NarutoxHarem. Now has a TVTropes page!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 175,216 - Reviews: 3759 - Favs: 11,817 - Follows: 14,099 - Updated: 7/15 - Published: 1/15/2015 - Naruto U.
Order! by Shikyokage742 reviews
People gotta eat, and unfortunately shes open late. and Like most in Gotham she'll look out for numero uno. That usually means lying to save her life. But hey at least they tip... sometimes.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 88,548 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 7/13 - Published: 3/28/2016 - Jervis T./Mad Hatter, Edward N./The Riddler, J. Crane/Scarecrow, OC
Xander DxD by Scott the Wanderer reviews
A prank gone horribly wrong removes Issei from the equation before he can even do anything important. How will Rias and the ORC handle Xander Harris being the Red Dragon Emperor? How will Xander deal with being a Devil? Harem because it's DxD.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 65,957 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 935 - Updated: 7/13 - Published: 3/12 - Xander H., Rias G., H. Akeno, T. Koneko
Dining with Divinity by SoulReaperCrewe reviews
Even the Gods and Goddesses of Olympus needed a day off. Sometime's they needed time away from the constant bickering and never-ending controversies of their family. On one such day, Wisdom and Moon found themselves discovering a hidden gem within the city that never slept, and meeting a familiar blonde knucklehead with a penchant for the colour orange.
Crossover - Naruto & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 86,172 - Reviews: 2343 - Favs: 5,468 - Follows: 6,032 - Updated: 7/12 - Published: 12/5/2019 - Naruto U.
Harry by Proxy by The Smiling Crow reviews
Harry Potter's uncle goes too far and a broken, bleeding Harry is left in his cupboard. However, he is rescued and taken in by our favorite, faceless entity in a suit; Slenderman. How will Hogwarts deal with a corrupted Harry Potter? Harry Potter x Creepypastas. Dark-ish!Harry. Teen for general Creepypasta goodness and language. Manipulative Dumbledore and Weasley Bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 43 - Words: 337,765 - Reviews: 981 - Favs: 2,039 - Follows: 1,971 - Updated: 7/11 - Published: 4/25/2015
In Pursuit Of Magic by Zero Rewind reviews
Somehow, I find myself reborn in the world of Harry Potter as a no-name orphan. You know what that means: pursuing magic's secrets and uncovering the most tantalizing of mysteries this world has to offer! Oh, Voldemort? Why should I care? OC SI
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,262 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 2,158 - Follows: 2,939 - Updated: 7/11 - Published: 2/16 - OC
Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum by Mister Cynical reviews
All they wanted was a normal school year and now they're willing to fight for it. An alternative take on the Trio's fourth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 90,567 - Reviews: 789 - Favs: 1,998 - Follows: 2,312 - Updated: 7/10 - Published: 1/1/2017
Seals are Easy, People are Hard by slythefoxx2 reviews
Naruto's reaction to his isolation is different from canon. How will Konoha deal with a Seal Master Jinchuuriki with muted affect and a perverted streak a mile wide?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 117,567 - Reviews: 3291 - Favs: 10,143 - Follows: 11,813 - Updated: 7/9 - Published: 8/29/2018 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S.
Harry Potter, Squatter by Enterprise1701-d reviews
Based on a challenge by Gabriel Herrol. A young Harry Potter is abandoned in new York by the Dursleys. He finds his way onto Olympus and starts squatting in an abandoned temple...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 262,793 - Reviews: 4101 - Favs: 9,839 - Follows: 11,772 - Updated: 7/9 - Published: 5/1/2019 - Harry P., Hestia
Newton's Third Law by Barrel of Monkeys reviews
How would the Naruto and Harry Potter worlds change if Harry was raised the traditional Hatake way?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 236,678 - Reviews: 3930 - Favs: 4,101 - Follows: 4,204 - Updated: 7/8 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Harry P., Kakashi H.
Harry Potter and the International Triwizard Tournament by Salient Causality reviews
A disillusioned Harry Potter begins to unravel his potential as the wizarding world follows the Triwizard Tournament. Harry delves into a world that is much greater, and more complicated, than he was aware of. The story contains detailed magic, politics, social situations and complicated motivations. It is a story of growth and maturation.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 466,333 - Reviews: 3323 - Favs: 6,428 - Follows: 8,177 - Updated: 7/8 - Published: 12/6/2018 - Harry P., Fleur D., OC, Daphne G.
Harry Potter and the Pranking of the Multiverse by ZebJeb reviews
Harry Potter has achieved immense power, a large bit of craziness, and a desire to seek amusement where he can. This will be a series of stories of him traversing the multiverse solving problems through ways that amuse him. Various crossovers planned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 75,117 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 1,049 - Updated: 7/8 - Published: 10/1/2018 - Harry P.
How Could One Will Cause So Much Chaos? by darkoraclegirl reviews
Newly emancipated 15 year old Harry Potter decides to get out of Britain for the summer and head to Vegas for his vacation, bringing along Tonks and Remus to keep him out of trouble. Two days later Harry wakes up in a hotel room in bed with Tonks and two mystery women,Remus is missing, and next to no memory about the last two days. What happened? This story will have a harem.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Marvel - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 350,279 - Reviews: 1239 - Favs: 3,518 - Follows: 4,265 - Updated: 7/8 - Published: 6/19/2017 - Harry P., N. Romanov/Black Widow
This Bites! by Xomniac reviews
Sea Kings, sea-sickness, sunburns, a 95% genocidal Navy and more than a million and one other assorted ways to die. It's official: Being inserted into an anime sucks ass... Buuut I guess it could be worse. I mean, look on the bright side: At least I'm sailing with the future king of the pirates. (Self-Insert)
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 85 - Words: 1,735,247 - Reviews: 7911 - Favs: 6,954 - Follows: 6,586 - Updated: 7/6 - Published: 9/19/2015 - Straw Hats P., OC
The Doll Gamer by Redwall6921 reviews
I'm not a hero. I'm not even a functional human being. I'm just a living doll that does what it pleases without a care in the world. "Oh? Some more pots that need breaking. Is that a treasure chest? Mine now." OC SI. Gamer ability. Shameless. From the makers of Neville the Gamer is a new story of a sociopath stuck in the HP world with the gamer ability. Tada-da-daaa! Crash!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 138,645 - Reviews: 1573 - Favs: 4,165 - Follows: 5,065 - Updated: 7/6 - Published: 2/10/2019 - OC
The Coward's Redemption by Ssjshadic reviews
The liar. The prideful pretender. The coward. Usopp didn't know how much he could change, even when the chance was thrust onto him. He doubted he could correct things with his slingshot and his wits, even with a decade to work with. But, even though he knew he was the weakest, he was still a Straw Hat pirate, and he would damn well try.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 103,966 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 770 - Updated: 7/5 - Published: 1/25/2019 - Usopp, Straw Hats P.
The Villain Wrangler by lil'hawkeye3 reviews
When a sick child asks to meet a villain (instead of a celebrity or superhero like with most wishes), someone's got to have the guts to track these wanted individuals down. It's not as easy as one would think. And what's there to worry about: they're all big softies anyways... right?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 49,579 - Reviews: 2144 - Favs: 6,921 - Follows: 7,120 - Updated: 7/5 - Published: 1/2/2017 - Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, Selina K./Catwoman, OC
Ashes of the Past by Saphroneth reviews
Time travel, based on the Anime. So, the world ended. That's bad news. Who best to get to fix it? Well, there is this guy with a track record in world saving... Not entirely serious. T rating may be overdoing it.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 301 - Words: 1,919,469 - Reviews: 16323 - Favs: 8,299 - Follows: 7,570 - Updated: 7/4 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Pikachu
Dragonball: RPG Rebirth by Klldarkness reviews
An average guy, living an average life, dies. He soon discovers that life was a game in Alpha, and he's now being welcomed to the Beta. Join his journey into a world of superpowers, supervillains, and an ever-evolving game world that challenges his views on life and morality. (Dragonball, Dragonball Z, Dragonball GT, Dragonball Super, Gamer. Extreme AU!) Not So Complete!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 200,234 - Reviews: 1717 - Favs: 3,036 - Follows: 3,143 - Updated: 6/30 - Published: 7/14/2017 - OC - Complete
Playing Our Roles by The Grim Blade reviews
Something unexpected happened to me. I'm stuck inside the body of the (future) greatest thief in Vale, with the power of The Gamer given to me for some unknown reason. All in all, it could be worse. For now I have given myself a mission, actually being the greatest thief in Vale! I also need to screw over Cinder, save Pyrrha and Penny, and not end up dead in the process.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 44 - Words: 172,280 - Reviews: 2616 - Favs: 6,516 - Follows: 7,813 - Updated: 6/29 - Published: 4/19/2017 - Roman T., OC, Neo
Blood Crest by Cauchy reviews
The bonds of blood hid Harry Potter from those who wished to harm him. Unfortunately, foreign dark wizard Joachim Petri had no idea who Harry Potter even was. A wizard "rescues" a clueless Harry Potter from the Dursleys, but not all wizards are good people. Eventually Necromancer!Harry, Master of Death!Harry, no pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 46 - Words: 362,313 - Reviews: 1078 - Favs: 2,294 - Follows: 2,973 - Updated: 6/28 - Published: 8/18/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, Albus D., OC
The Gamer of the Shop by ghost83 reviews
The hero. The one that saves the day, and completes the story. The one that the story surrounds. This... isn't the hero. This isn't even the villain. This is the 'Gamer' like no other... "Welcome to my [Shop]. What do you want?" And, there goes the cool introduction. This is a concept, where nothing is owned but the story itself. Rated M for future chapters.
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,333 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 1,395 - Follows: 1,719 - Updated: 6/28 - Published: 2/15
A New Player In The Force by USSExplorer reviews
A dead soldier wins an afterlife lottery and is given the chance to live a new life in another universe while gaining access to Gamer-like powers. Not a full-on x-over, but has a lot of elements that are similar to those found in 'The Gamer' manhwa. OC/Quasi-SI. NOTE: This story starts almost 4000 years before the Prequel Era but will arrive there by there end of the Prologue.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 191,514 - Reviews: 1740 - Favs: 5,744 - Follows: 7,090 - Updated: 6/27 - Published: 5/22/2018 - OC
Alexander-The Seer and Changer of Time by bored411 reviews
I thought it was a dream. All of it. It was too good to be true, but now I have a choice to make. Do I go back? Do I save the man who's always saving others? Can I save the Doctor? "Oh Alexander. My Alexander. You managed to save one person... One big important person, hundreds of times over... and he doesn't even remember if he thanked you." 9-12 DoctorxOC (Classic Who later on)
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 125 - Words: 1,488,414 - Reviews: 1143 - Favs: 1,019 - Follows: 1,013 - Updated: 6/26 - Published: 4/10/2015 - 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor, OC, 12th Doctor
Damn It Me by KyKyuKai reviews
I'm in the Pokemon universe. Of course I am, because why wouldn't I be. Oh well, whatever might as well enjoy it while I'm here. SI fic.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 138 - Words: 370,036 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 1,064 - Updated: 6/26 - Published: 8/24/2019 - OC
A Discordant Note by Noodlehammer reviews
It only takes a single disharmonious element to throw off the entire composition. Fifty years before Robert Baratheon was to ascend the Iron Throne, Westeros receives one hell of a bad musician. Harry never did care about any player other than himself.
Crossover - Harry Potter & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 320,896 - Reviews: 6335 - Favs: 8,457 - Follows: 9,878 - Updated: 6/25 - Published: 8/13/2018
Harry Potter and the Scrambled Sorting by TendraelUmbra reviews
The houses of Hogwarts are growing stagnant, and a certain sentient Hat is dismayed over this turn of events. It decides to take matters into its own hands, taking advantage of several obscure rules to sort students where the Hat wants them, not where heredity or their own desires want them to be. The result? A mess that gradually pulls the student body into utter chaos.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 90,024 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 2,218 - Follows: 3,332 - Updated: 6/25 - Published: 4/8/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G., Tracey D.
A Wizard's Guide to 'Banking' by Bakuraptor reviews
The problem: muggleborns are heavily discriminated against, Voldemort has this terrible habit of killing them whenever he gets the chance, and things aren't getting any better. The solution? Well, find safety in numbers - and if the numbers don't exist yet, find a way to make them - and never mind if you knock the wizarding world on its head on the way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 75,100 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 854 - Updated: 6/24 - Published: 1/18/2017 - Sirius B., Remus L., OC
Sasuke's No Good Very Bad Teammates by GwendolynStacy reviews
Naruto and Sakura have gone insane. Or: Just after becoming Team 7 Naruto and Sakura go through a massive shift in personality, leaving Sasuke out of the loop and wondering what in the name of sanity could have happened to them. His only consolation is that Kakashi is just as weirded out as he is.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 81,609 - Reviews: 1102 - Favs: 2,327 - Follows: 2,653 - Updated: 6/20 - Published: 3/20/2018 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Physical Adept by HaikenEdge reviews
The direct continuation of Harry Potter and the Hermetic Arts, in which cyberpunk-influenced, tabletop RPG-loving Harry Potter continues his life in and out of Hogwarts. Dark!Indie!Sarcastic!Paranoid!Pragmatic!Violent!Harry. Book 2 in Harry Potter and the RPG Influence. Rated M for language, graphic violence and sexual content. Dumbledore bashing, apparently.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 129,268 - Reviews: 942 - Favs: 1,866 - Follows: 2,500 - Updated: 6/18 - Published: 12/25/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Norberta - Complete
Harry Potter and The Chance at a New Life by kossboss reviews
A small change in Harry's battle with the Basilisk had him slowly absorbing Voldemort's memories from the Horcrux in his scar. Follow Harry as he makes preparations to leave the Wizarding world behind for good and embark on a long and exciting journey into the unknown. Little does Harry expect to be launched into a world of false gods and spaceships. Smart/Powerful/Grey Harry.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 234,483 - Reviews: 2221 - Favs: 4,682 - Follows: 5,922 - Updated: 6/17 - Published: 1/7/2018 - S. Carter, D. Jackson, J. O'Neill, Harry P.
Brightest In Shadow by AthanMortis reviews
The Multiverse is vast, full of innumerable wonders and horrors. Anything and everything is possible in its myriad realities. So it's just Harry's luck when he practically trips into it. Now watch him grow, along with the family he creates along the way, into something... Infinite, and Unbound.
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 223,170 - Reviews: 1981 - Favs: 3,157 - Follows: 3,688 - Updated: 6/17 - Published: 5/12/2017 - Harry P.
History Strongest Disciple Again? by azndrgn reviews
Time Travel Fic! When the missile detonates prematurely at Yami's base of operation during the invasion to prevent the Eternal Setting Sun, all hope seems lost... Until Niijima somehow rips a portal to the past that sucks Miu, Kenichi and himself in. Now armed with that knowledge, the trio must work together to change the future! First-time travel fic in Kenichi universe I think!
Kenichi the Mightiest Disciple - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 251,765 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 1,648 - Follows: 1,655 - Updated: 6/16 - Published: 2/14/2018 - [Miu F., Kenichi S.] H. Niijima
Harriet Matirni and the Wizarding World by H Bregalad reviews
With the help of James Thurber's "The 13 Clocks," Petunia, a squib, convinces Severus to help her find alternative magical education. He locates the Matirni Traveling Circus (& squib school). She lives happily ever after (and willingly takes in her little sister's orphan. Who happens to be a metamorphmagus. Plotting ensues.) (Multigender!Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 74 - Words: 443,155 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 6/15 - Published: 12/3/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., Padma P.
Albus and Harry's World Trip by ZebJeb reviews
After defeating the basilisk, Harry is expelled for his efforts. Dumbledore was unable to get his job back as Headmaster. The two set off on a trip together around the world, where Harry will discover the benefits of being the only student of a brilliant former Headmaster who no longer feels the need to avoid sharing information.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 82,117 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 2,440 - Follows: 3,446 - Updated: 6/14 - Published: 9/15/2019 - Harry P., Albus D.
BEFOREWARDS by Miss Mysteria reviews
At Kings Cross, Harry meets someone other than Dumbledore. That someone sends Harry back in time to change things. Can Harry, with his future knowledge and new mentor, change his future for good? Or will this time travel not have the desired effects? *Master of Death Harry Potter*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 68,380 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 886 - Updated: 6/11 - Published: 12/22/2018 - Harry P., Voldemort, Albus D., Merlin
Acceptance by AsphodelWolf15 reviews
If Vernon and Petunia were so concerned about their image why did they treat Harry the way they did? A child with a bad reputation living in their house forced them to tell tales, when it would have been much easier if they treated him like part of the family. How would Harry have turned out if he was accepted? (This is not for Dumbledore fans)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 142,132 - Reviews: 920 - Favs: 2,687 - Follows: 3,765 - Updated: 6/10 - Published: 5/20/2016 - Harry P., Neville L.
Kakashi's Mini-me by theriku260 reviews
Just one action can set a person on a new path, and when Naruto decides that pranking Kakashi on their first meeting might not be the wisest it changes the Jinchuuriki's- and Konoha's- future forever. Slow updates!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,464 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 1,368 - Follows: 1,714 - Updated: 6/6 - Published: 9/11/2018 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Harry Potter: Lost Son by psychopath556 reviews
A Harry Potter fan has been reincarnated into the Harry Potter universe and will be attending Hogwarts, but he hasn't been reincarnated into the Boy-Who-Lived, oh no he is the lost son of another Ancient and Most Noble house, and with his knowledge of future events and his perspective on how things have come to pass, you can just bet that he is going to make one hell of a splash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 116,181 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 3,221 - Follows: 3,872 - Updated: 6/3 - Published: 1/6/2018 - Fleur D., Luna L., OC, Daphne G.
Harry Potter, Self-Insert by 15Redstones reviews
I am a 18 year old fanfiction writer, schoolkid and computer nerd. I also just woke up in the body of 8 year old Harry Potter. How did I get here? No idea. What am I going to do? Priority one, survive. Priority two, drag this world into the 21st century.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,396 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 1,030 - Updated: 6/3 - Published: 2/2/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S., Albus D.
The Arcanist: Unspeakable Mysteries by Mr.Omega573 reviews
The largest threat to the Statute of Secrecy was not the wizards being found, it was the beings that went bump in the night that would drive you mad at a glance, the demons, the things that you can never unknow. So the Ministry made it all Unspeakable. Magic is Might. WBWL, Mentor!Albus, Master of Death, Gods, Demons, & the TWT in a way you have never seen. Alterate Universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 129,750 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 1,088 - Follows: 1,314 - Updated: 6/3 - Published: 11/23/2019 - Harry P., Albus D., OC, Daphne G.
Harry Potter the Visored by Trace Carter reviews
Young Harry was abandoned in Japan and met a group of people that would not only give him the family he always wanted, but change his life forever.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 53 - Words: 96,912 - Reviews: 1507 - Favs: 3,704 - Follows: 4,391 - Updated: 6/3 - Published: 4/6/2014 - Harry P.
The Savvy Spider-Man! by Undead Robot reviews
Jake Fletcher wasn't always himself. Then he was Spider-Man because he can't keep to himself. Oh well, he always wanted adventures anyways. At least he still has friends by his side and an encyclopedic knowledge of tropes. (OC-SI story)
Spider-Man - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 147,219 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 1,796 - Follows: 2,147 - Updated: 6/1 - Published: 7/24/2018
A Third Path to the Future by Vimesenthusiast reviews
Rescued from the Negative Zone by the Fantastic Four, Harry Potter discovers he is a mutant and decides to take up the cause of equality between mutants and humans (among other causes). How will a dimensionally displaced Harry Potter, one who is extremely intelligent, proactive and not afraid to get his hands dirty effect the marvel universe? Pairings: Harry/Jean/Ororo/others pos.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Marvel - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 1,862,858 - Reviews: 6391 - Favs: 11,227 - Follows: 11,207 - Updated: 6/1 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Harry P., J. Grey/Marvel Girl/Phoenix
Arrow: The Vigilantes of Darkness by Arsenal597 reviews
Having both survived the sinking of the Queen's Gambit and the island of Lian Yu, a hardened Harry Potter and Oliver Queen return to Starling City to complete the list and fulfill Robert's dying wish. However, when both Harry and Oliver's pasts come back to haunt them, they will have to fight to save Starling City.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Arrow - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 44 - Words: 214,021 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 864 - Updated: 6/1 - Published: 10/11/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Oliver Q./Arrow/Green Arrow, John D./Spartan
Spider-man Unleashed by aTasteOfDarkness reviews
The life of a masked hero was hard. Trying to balance its challenges while still in high school was harder. Still, Peter managed to do it, until it became too hard to maintain. Then, Peter decided to try an alternative approach. Peter X Multi. Lemons, lots of it.
Spider-Man - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,694 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 2,416 - Follows: 2,827 - Updated: 5/29 - Published: 5/12/2018 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Mary Jane W., Gwen S., Felicia H./Black Cat
A Twelve Step Program to Omnipotence by Bakkughan reviews
A Marvel fan from our world is reborn in the MCU. Sure he could follow the SI clichés; become a hero, save the world and get the girl, but Michael McCole instead decides to follow a different path. After all, in a world where magic is real, reality is what you decide for it to be. There will be challenges along the way, but nobody said becoming a God was easy.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 59 - Words: 508,499 - Reviews: 4660 - Favs: 6,520 - Follows: 7,099 - Updated: 5/28 - Published: 5/2/2018
Loyal Pet by H Bregalad reviews
Bellatrix is an animagus and escapes with Sirius, Harry catches her and decides to keep her for a pet, she decides to raise him into a Lord and Master that she can be proud to follow. Rated M for sex and animagus sex. There is also violence, including towards children and animals. You have been warned. Based on timbarney110's challenge 'loyal pet.'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 138,260 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 3/24
A Brand New Start by Fairywm reviews
Rita spouting lies, branded as a Dark wizard and goblins in a rage; Harry's had enough. So, he seeks to jump back in time to save himself from a life of misery and fickle loyalty, maybe a little revenge and mysteries along the way.Time Travel! A Harry raises himself fic. Non-epilogue compliant, non-slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 152,491 - Reviews: 1575 - Favs: 6,514 - Follows: 3,814 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 8/8/2015 - [Harry P., OC] Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Method by Zabzab reviews
After failing his first genin examination, Naruto finds himself in front of the library. In a sudden bout of inspiration, he decides to enter and find a peculiar scroll. (It's an OP!Naruto story. I repeat it's an OP!Naruto story labelled as HUMOR!)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 63,662 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 1,854 - Follows: 2,447 - Updated: 5/19 - Published: 12/8/2019 - Naruto U.
SHINOBI: The RPG - Act 2 by Fulcon reviews
The minmaxer is at his full build. Now, he has one final challenge left: To stop crying and love the game.(On hiatus)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 150,020 - Reviews: 1691 - Favs: 2,364 - Follows: 2,873 - Updated: 5/18 - Published: 3/4/2019 - [Anko M., OC] Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Post-Apocalyptic Potter from a Parallel Universe by burnable reviews
Harry finally defeats Voldemort, but only after the world has been destroyed. Harry has his vengeance, but gets pulled into Voldemort's ritual and is dragged with his body to an alternate universe. First Chapter sets up the first scene. You can skip it reasonably safely. - Complete - Now up on webnovel under my original author name, burnable.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 69 - Words: 562,275 - Reviews: 3121 - Favs: 6,577 - Follows: 6,425 - Updated: 5/16 - Published: 7/1/2019 - Harry P., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Protection: The Sword and the Shield by bishop2420 reviews
Lily Potter's sacrifice provided the shield but that was only part of the ritual. James Potter's sacrifice provided the sword. A knowledgeable super powered Potter heir enters the wizarding world and will shake it to its foundations. HARRY/HAREM & RON/HAREM & NEVILLE/HAREM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 73 - Words: 590,241 - Reviews: 909 - Favs: 1,996 - Follows: 2,335 - Updated: 5/13 - Published: 1/5/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Ginny W.
Deadly Nightshade by savya398 reviews
Lily and James weren't Harry's parents. They were his aunt and uncle. Petunia decides she shouldn't have to raise her nephew when his mother is perfectly capable of doing it herself. She tracks down her wayward sister who enjoys attacking people with giant plants, and quickly washes her hands of the entire situation. Now, Gotham and Batman have a new young villain to deal with.
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 83,496 - Reviews: 878 - Favs: 3,371 - Follows: 4,168 - Updated: 5/11 - Published: 7/16/2018 - Bruce W./Batman, Poison Ivy, Harry P.
The Ghost Amongst the Leaves by Cpl. Axton reviews
The sealing ritual was messy. Rushed and desperate, the Fourth Hokage inadvertently sent the Kyuubi into the void, and instead sealed within his firstborn something else entirely. The ragged, gaping tear the Shinigami had ripped open in the realm of the living had been devoured, consumed by the Five-Point Seal… and fused into the very essence of an infantile child.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,644 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 5/9 - Published: 4/19 - Naruto U.
Inquisitor Carrow and the Phoenix Fiasco by littlewhitecat reviews
With Carrow forced into sick leave, much to his horror Timothy finds himself temporarily the Senior UnderSecretary to th Minister of Magic. Between dealing with political plots, unexpected business manoeuvres and the machinations of a bored Carrow, can he survive the year?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 150,226 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 927 - Follows: 1,056 - Updated: 5/8 - Published: 12/1/2018
Magic of the Force by Vimesenthusiast reviews
Harry's always wondered why the Dursleys hated him. After a nasty beating breaks loose some memories, he starts to experiment only to find he really may be different. After a few a few setbacks he starts to gain control of his powers, only to receive another beating. Pleading with his magic to get him away, he soon discovers he has a great destiny and the family he always wanted.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 639,496 - Reviews: 2006 - Favs: 6,413 - Follows: 7,496 - Updated: 4/30 - Published: 10/24/2015 - Aayla S., Harry P.
A MODern Man by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry takes advice he shouldn't, to do something he really should have known better than to try. Still, all's well that ends well, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 65,717 - Reviews: 1109 - Favs: 2,603 - Follows: 2,992 - Updated: 4/29 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Harry P.
Dem Bones Dem, Dry Bones by slyfoxcub reviews
Reincarnation. Lovely. I want to live to age 30, but nooooo; it has to be a fighting anime with Doomsday plan in motion! Kakashi is a Troll, Shisui can't deal, I'm stalked by an eldritch-ish Aburame and Itachi crashes on my couch now. Say bye-bye to canon! SI Kimimaro. No slash pairings. Beginning and Probation Arcs now being edited.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 124,687 - Reviews: 918 - Favs: 3,017 - Follows: 3,580 - Updated: 4/25 - Published: 11/2/2016 - Itachi U., Kakashi H., Kimimaro K., OC
One Punch Wizard by MrWriterWriter reviews
When the Dursleys die in a car crash, Dumbledore is left with a quandary as to where to place the Boy-Who-Lived. That is, until he remembers another relative of Lily's: a cousin in Japan. Rated M just be safe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & One Punch Man/ワンパンマン - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 49,988 - Reviews: 1806 - Favs: 4,885 - Follows: 5,724 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 2/7/2017 - Harry P., Saitama
The Diadone Method by m0untainc1imber reviews
When she thinks no one is looking, Petunia slaps three year old Harry while stuck in traffic. Mafia Lord Salvator Diadone notices and takes action. This is a Harry grows up in the mafia story, with a bit of a twist. ABANDONED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 116,209 - Reviews: 1551 - Favs: 5,614 - Follows: 6,464 - Updated: 4/22 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Rule34Economy 4 - Star Wars by gothicjedi666 reviews
The fourth part of my new series set during the Clone Wars. Normal warnings apply.
Crossover - X-overs & Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 102,158 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 4/2 - Ahsoka T., Padme Amidala, Asajji Ventress, Barris Offee
Colors and Capes by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander in DC played for laughs. You've never seen crack like this before!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,307 - Reviews: 762 - Favs: 2,223 - Follows: 2,051 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Xander H.
Kenji the Shinobi Craftsman by Redwall6921 reviews
Kenji enjoyed living, in fact he enjoyed just existing in general. He has only existed for less than a day, but he decided to make it his goal to live a long and full life. "Naruto and the rest can take care of the villains, I'll enjoy myself as a simple craftsman." Cultivator OC/ Reincarnated OC/ Monk OC. Crafting Game Elements.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 189,757 - Reviews: 1533 - Favs: 3,645 - Follows: 4,160 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 4/12/2018
Lex Marks The Spot by dogbertcarroll reviews
YAHF: The Other Side of the Coin. Xander Harris finds himself inside Lex Luthor's body in the DC Universe. He's sure his friends will eventually rescue him, so he decides to toss a few monkey wrenches into the workings of the universe while he's there. Everyone has to have a hobby after all.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 30 - Words: 80,420 - Reviews: 2136 - Favs: 3,973 - Follows: 4,030 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 6/1/2017
Team 7's Secret Motto by Unleashed Reasoning reviews
Kakashi was bound and determined to make sure that he didn't end up with a dead genin or one that went rogue. Plus, he kinda wanted to rub it in the other Jounin Sensei's faces that his team was just awesome like that, even if they didn't know it yet.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,049 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 3,857 - Follows: 4,251 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 8/16/2018 - Team Seven
Master Potter of Kamar-Taj by Ryuko monogatari reviews
How does the wizarding world react when it finds out that it is not the only wizarding world? A young Harry is taken to the home of Dr Stephen Strange, and is far more ready for the challenges he will be made to face
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,721 - Reviews: 1107 - Favs: 3,160 - Follows: 4,364 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 12/2/2016 - Dr. Strange/Stephen S.
The Rubbery Vengeance by Forzarismo reviews
Luffy loses everything before he reaches Raftel. After 5 years of complete isolation, A broken Luffy does the unthinkable. A certain someone however, has different plans for the rubber man. Join Luffy as he begins a slightly different adventure from the past in order to change the fate of his nakama. Dark, Smarter, and OP Luffy. (LuffyxHarem). Time-Travel AU. Multiple pairings.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 175,381 - Reviews: 1476 - Favs: 3,052 - Follows: 3,246 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 9/5/2015 - [Luffy, Boa Hancock, Nami, Robin]
Heir of the Sage by The Metal Sage reviews
Naruto's fateful battle on the Valley takes him to a new world so different from his own. Now, the heir to the ancient Sage of the Six Paths must forge his own destiny by facing the challenges ahead. NarutoXMulti
Crossover - Marvel & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 117,910 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 2,994 - Follows: 3,579 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 5/18/2018 - Naruto U.
Gōsutoai by TheDeadGirlRisen reviews
Naruto meets a strange snake-like man, later that night he encounters a deranged drunk man who stabs Naruto in his eyes. The snake man rescues him before the deranged drunk can finish the job, he even offers to try and help give Naruto his eyes back. He does, but Naruto can no longer see colors. A month or so afterwards he starts seeing shimmers that soon develop into people.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 136,153 - Reviews: 963 - Favs: 1,933 - Follows: 2,375 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 11/2/2018 - Naruto U., Madara U., Hashirama S., Tobirama S.
Son of Athena by Shinigami2530 reviews
When Lily and James Potter asked a goddess to grant them a child, they had no idea that their simple wish would have so many consequences, especially when that child is raised by a legendary witch long thought dead. Genius!Strong!Independent!Harry. Pairing: Harry/Silena. Rated mostly for language. Being rewritten. Rewrite is up.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 139,283 - Reviews: 902 - Favs: 4,355 - Follows: 5,042 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 8/11/2015 - [Harry P., Silena B.] Rowena R. - Complete
Investing in the Future by Scififan33 reviews
James and Lily made sure they invested in the future of their family. Harry's just excited about dinosaurs. Edited and expanded a little.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,540 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 1,584 - Follows: 1,916 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 10/29/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., I. Malcolm, J. Hammond
Transcendent Humanity by Solaris242 reviews
Humanity never developed FTL. The Prothean archives contained no technology, no Element Zero, just a warning. Isolated from the rest of the galaxy for two thousand years, restricted to their only system, how will humanity have changed when they first meet the Turians? AU, alternate history of humanity and First Contact.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 26 - Words: 75,168 - Reviews: 2701 - Favs: 7,219 - Follows: 8,183 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 5/7/2013
Running With Death by Tatsurou-san reviews
When a strange old man stumbles across a baby in a basket one Halloween Night, the Boy Who Lived finds himself with a family that's a lot more welcoming of his oddities. After all, nothing wrong with being a little creepy and cooky...when you're an Addams. Hogwarts - and Voldemort - are in for a very different Harry this time around.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,055 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 1,011 - Follows: 1,297 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 10/17/2019 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Rubeus H.
Harry Potter and the Elves Most Fabulous by Steelbadger reviews
Elfling!Harry. Except not. Jaded and cynical Master Auror Harry Potter gets sent to Arda to relive his non-existent childhood. Childhood sucks. Rated M for language.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,271 - Reviews: 1210 - Favs: 5,344 - Follows: 6,093 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 3/17/2015 - Harry P.
Augment Gothic by gothicjedi666 reviews
A present-day Star Trek fan is forcibly thrust into that dimension and made anew as an augment, a genetically engineered superman, on the whim of a mischievous god. Armed with the knowledge of this dimension's past and future, he's determined to live well, have fun with alien women, and make it look easy. Elements of DS9/TNG/Voy/Ent. With Joe Lawyer as Co-Author. Abandoned
Crossover - StarTrek: Deep Space Nine & StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,991 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 1,140 - Follows: 1,227 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 5/16/2016 - OC
Ninja Gamer by DragonKnightRyu reviews
So, dying sucks, but hey, I get a chance at reincarnation with a special power, and that power is 'The Gamer' so that's awesome! But... I'm being reincarnated into the world of Naruto, where giant chakra beasts can nuke you, crazy Uchiha roam who want to rule the world with the power of the moon, a guy who thinks he's a god wants to 'share his pain'. Yup, I am going to die again...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 231,052 - Reviews: 2842 - Favs: 7,399 - Follows: 8,300 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 11/12/2017 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kakashi H., OC
Second Wind by The Lost Samurai reviews
Luffy and Zoro awaken in two different parts of East Blue, both with the same thing on their mind. Protect the crew. There would be no failures this time around, Captain's orders. As bits and pieces of the unknown past that the two comrades share are gradually revealed, the rest of the crew can only speculate. For all their absolute resolve, they're hiding something. Time Travel AU
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 276,883 - Reviews: 6057 - Favs: 9,799 - Follows: 10,251 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 2/11/2015 - Luffy, Zoro, Straw Hats P.
A Little Bit of Luck by Lorde Shadowz reviews
A bottle of Felix Felicis goes a long way. What if Harry had accidentally drunk some a few months before Halloween?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,608 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/13 - Harry P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Determined Harry Does (ADHD) by Ash0011 reviews
A chunni that might've read Harry Potter a few years back, maybe, he at least skimmed it, fanfics are close enough, and I think the movies were played in his general vicinity, ends up as Harry Potter. This can only end well (in explosions). SI, Crack, originally from SB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,443 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 5/1/2019
Who's This White Kid? by Flameraiser reviews
Harry wakes up in a strange jungle seemingly de-aged and without his wand. He has to figure out how to live in this whole new environment that he has seemingly warped to. And what the hell is a Wakanda? First few chapters will be about entry into the world and not much else. Obviously takes place in the Avengers universe. Will primarily use the MCU as a reference.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 56,246 - Reviews: 1162 - Favs: 5,867 - Follows: 8,140 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 10/17/2018 - Harry P.
Heroes Assemble! by Stargon1 reviews
After five years travelling the world, Harry Potter has landed in New York. He figures that there's no better place than the city that never sleeps to settle in and forge a new life. If only the heroes, villains, aliens and spies had received the message. Begins just before the Avengers movie and continues through the MCU. Encompasses MCU movies & TV, some others along the way.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 128 - Words: 603,414 - Reviews: 9877 - Favs: 13,779 - Follows: 15,346 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 1/4/2017 - Harry P. - Complete
Balancing Realities by stargatesg1fan1 reviews
The sequel to Balance where Harry ventures out into the multiverse, exploring and acquiring mates. A crossover with X-Men Origins and First Class, Captain America, Thor, Lord of the Rings, the Inheritance Cycle, and Smallville.
Crossover - Harry Potter & x-men - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 305,479 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 1,054 - Follows: 860 - Updated: 2/4 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Followers of the Path by bubbajack reviews
YAHF. Xander woke up the day after Halloween looking at a screen asking him to hit the 'X' at the bottom of it. Saying he had been chosen to walk The Path... 'What the fuck? Since when was my life been a videogame' Gamer-Xander Xander/Harem Multicross story. Rated M, for Blood, Gore, and possible Lemons in the future.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 53,959 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 862 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 1/11
Tenhawks Alexander Harris and the Shadow Council by marius1117 reviews
It is a repost of Tenhawks story that is on wayback machine. It is BTVS/Harry Potter/Addams family crossover. A step to one side in time, a shift to another in space, and you would be surprised at the changes one might wreak on an unsuspecting world.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 119 - Words: 374,776 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 1/23 - Xander H., Hermione G.
Itachi, Is That A Baby? by SpoonandJohn reviews
Petunia performs a bit of accidental magic. It says something about her parenting that Uchiha Itachi is considered a better prospect for raising a child. Young Hari is raised by one of the most infamous nukenin of all time and a cadre of "Uncles" whose cumulative effect is very . . . prominent. And someone had the bright idea to bring him back to England. Merlin help them all.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 102 - Words: 314,960 - Reviews: 7838 - Favs: 10,719 - Follows: 11,223 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 11/25/2015 - Harry P., Albus D., Itachi U.
The Spider by I'mjusttryingtofindmyway reviews
Waking up in a hero's body is one thing, being a hero is another. SI, where Peter Parker's body is taken over and the new owner realizes the world needs a hero, it needs a Spider-man. Fully using Peter's genius, the new Spider-man finds a balance between being a hero and a teenager. Will include MCEU and more. REVIEWS!
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 96 - Words: 804,636 - Reviews: 17901 - Favs: 13,199 - Follows: 13,526 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 7/29/2017 - Spider-Man/Peter Parker
Incompatible System by mp3.1415player reviews
Technological incompatibility can cause serious issues even at a simple level. When it comes to interstellar travel, those issues can be quite profound...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 112,114 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 1,763 - Follows: 2,085 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 8/18/2019
Avengers: Battleground by MerlynPrime reviews
After Voldemort's defeat, Harry decides to start over in a new world to find peace. However, the world will not grant him this request as the Earth needs its heroes more than ever and Harry has to answer the call. Monsters, Spies, along with costume heroes will grant him the family he has long search for. If the world doesn't destroy him first. HP/WM (God-Like HP)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 48 - Words: 250,027 - Reviews: 4444 - Favs: 8,135 - Follows: 9,665 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 2/14/2017 - [Harry P., Wanda M./Scarlet Witch, OC]
The Laughing Scooby by bubbajack reviews
Xander always did have a knack for screwing over prophecy and fate...and now, he knows why. Soon, He Who Sees will see how thin the line between good and evil truly is. But, even when he's down, he's never out. He always gets...the last laugh. Xander/harem multi-crossover fic. Rated M for Blood, Gore, and adult subject matter.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-overs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 58,173 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 978 - Follows: 1,097 - Updated: 12/30/2019 - Published: 1/8/2017
A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 200,216 - Reviews: 8342 - Favs: 14,781 - Follows: 15,873 - Updated: 12/25/2019 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Harry Potter and the Hermetic Arts by HaikenEdge reviews
Harry Potter discovers the Player Handbook for Advanced Dungeons and Dragons, 2nd Edition after experiencing accidental magic and realizes he may have magic. Directed to a hobby shop, he develops his own style of magic based on tabletop RPGs and comics. Then, he gets his Hogwarts letter. Dark!Indie!Sarcastic!Paranoid!Pragmatic!Harry. Rated M for language and graphic violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 121,781 - Reviews: 1192 - Favs: 3,541 - Follows: 3,522 - Updated: 12/25/2019 - Published: 3/10/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L., Fay D. - Complete
Flash SI: What's A Speedster To Do? by Sliksick reviews
Our SI gets himself tossed into some dark corner of the DC-52 Universe into the body of one Barry Allen, otherwise known as the Flash. So what is our confused and pragmatic character to do? Toss out the script, make some changes, and see who he can screw with without coming off as some diabolical Chessmaster. And without pissing off Batman as well.
Crossover - Justice League & Flash - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 74,213 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 1,974 - Follows: 2,303 - Updated: 12/20/2019 - Published: 5/10/2018 - Barry A./The Flash, Eobard T./Impostor Harrison W./Reverse-Flash, Oliver Q./The Arrow, Hartley R./Pied Piper
The Emperor by The Omnipresent Sage reviews
Hiruzen made a choice, instead of hiding the truth from Naruto, he told him about his mother, the Uzumaki clan. Years Later, the Uzumaki clan has revived, the nations are tense. A great change is coming in the ninja world and the once forgotten clan will drive it. AU. Strong, Seal master Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 34 - Words: 414,576 - Reviews: 972 - Favs: 2,144 - Follows: 2,298 - Updated: 12/9/2019 - Published: 8/11/2018 - Naruto U., Karin U., Mei T. - Complete
The Gamer - Naruto World by sigmarc reviews
The Original Gamer Han-Jee Han lost his precious people in 'The Great War'. For his precious people, he, the Original gamer, closes his eye and hand over the thread. In a world where ninja exists and use chakra to bring creation and destruction with a flick of a finger. A new journey begins with an unknown boy in the village of Konohagakure.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 60 - Words: 273,290 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 873 - Follows: 1,070 - Updated: 12/9/2019 - Published: 9/16/2017
Deadpool's New Job by megamatt09 reviews
Deadpool receives a job as Argus Filch's Assistant Caretaker at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Features much insanity, hijinks, bedlam, and shameless destruction of the fourth wall, all brought to you by everyone's favorite mercenary. Pure insidious crack. The fifth and final year of this adventure begins in September 2019. You may not survive the experience.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Deadpool - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 66 - Words: 165,307 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 11/23/2019 - Published: 3/14/2017 - Severus S., Argus F., Luna L., Deadpool/Wade W. - Complete
DC - Remastered Edition by Sir Lucifer Morningstar reviews
A young man from earth is reborn into the DC universe with the powers of the gamer. Except, the circumstances of his reincarnation, are less than satisfactory. Dark Fic. DarkGamer!Fic. Eventual Antagonistic!Gamer.
Justice League - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 148,762 - Reviews: 3795 - Favs: 6,594 - Follows: 7,482 - Updated: 11/19/2019 - Published: 1/18/2018 - Barbara Gordon/Batgirl/Oracle, OC, Selina K./Catwoman
Jiraiya's True Pupil by Kagami1228 reviews
Naruto's training trip bore great results, right? Maybe not so obvious results. However, one observation could change everything. "Wait...shadow clones can do what now?" What changes occur to Konoha's most unpredictable ninja when he finds a way to exponentially speed up the training process? Let's Find Out. (Au Story begins after Sasuke Retrieval Arc and continues onward)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 121,111 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 3,501 - Follows: 4,034 - Updated: 11/14/2019 - Published: 5/13/2015 - [Naruto U., Shizuka]
Thrilling Tales of the Downright Unusual by Clell65619 reviews
Renamed from 'The Big Box of Silliness', due to complaints that not all the stories were silly. Of course most of them aren't Thrilling either, but you've got to admit, they are Unusual...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 87 - Words: 178,074 - Reviews: 4209 - Favs: 1,379 - Follows: 1,194 - Updated: 11/14/2019 - Published: 2/13/2008
Pranking The Tournament by Gardevoir687 reviews
When Harry learns something that could prove he didn't enter himself into the Triwizard Tournament, he decides to take it once step further and prank everyone in retaliation. However, his prank may have some unforeseen side effects. COMPLETE! Edited as of 11/13/19!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,256 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 2,895 - Follows: 1,662 - Updated: 11/13/2019 - Published: 11/27/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Potter Who and the Wossname's Thingummy by ForrestUUID reviews
No TARDIS, no screwdriver, and no memory — on the plus side, an owl and a wand! May or may not be AU. "It's all in the mind, you know."
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 40 - Words: 226,568 - Reviews: 791 - Favs: 1,410 - Follows: 1,432 - Updated: 10/31/2019 - Published: 8/31/2012 - 11th Doctor, Harry P.
Ascendance by Akirameru reviews
A kid does what's fun. In an orphanage full of children's books, someone with the ability to read at a touch - intentionally or not - develops quickly. A mundane birthday gift reveals his prodigious aptitude and draws attention. Potential recognized, he's shoved into the shinobi program at an extremely young age and it does wonders for his strange, game-like abilities. Gamer!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 61,131 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 1,744 - Follows: 2,240 - Updated: 10/31/2019 - Published: 3/26/2019 - Naruto U.
Groundhog Harry's Descent Into Madness by zugrian reviews
After winning the war and defeating the Dark Lord, Harry thought he was finished being fate's chewtoy. He wakes up 14 again and has yet another date with the triwizard tournament. Now he's stuck in a time loop, trading his sanity for amusement, and the universe will never be the same. Includes: sex, violence, swearing, lunacy, bashing, and probably some silly tropes as well.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,791 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 933 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 10/27/2019 - Published: 3/13/2019 - Harry P., Parvati P., Susan B., Daphne G. - Complete
Prodigal Delinquent by Ethereal Euphoria reviews
AU. Little Harry Potter knew from the moment he defied the laws of gravity and made a pebble accelerate at a freefall of 8.9 m/s 2, that he was going to have fun learning about the rules of all the known universe… and breaking every single one of them. WARNING: Sporadic Updates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 72,688 - Reviews: 2233 - Favs: 7,466 - Follows: 9,309 - Updated: 10/20/2019 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Harry P.
Harry Potter: Lethal Injection by Midgards Ormen reviews
An alteration in the course of the Life Foundation shuttle causes it to crash, not in Thailand, but in the United Kingdom. For young Harry Potter, this accident of fate leaves him with a brand new demon, but one he's more than happy to posses. Bonded with a mighty alien being, the Wizarding World will soon get an injection of pure Venom. Venom (2018)/Harry Potter crossover elements
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 117,709 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 764 - Updated: 10/18/2019 - Published: 1/13/2019 - Harry P., Luna L.
Harry The HufflePuff 4 by BajaB reviews
Not going to school would have been way too much effort, and besides, Harry had promised that since last year was a bit boring, he was going to not try to avoid everything this year..
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,753 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 2,991 - Follows: 3,584 - Updated: 10/14/2019 - Published: 3/10/2018 - Complete
Harry Potter the high Lord! by Pseudonominal reviews
Crack-Fic! Stoner!Harry Idiot!Ron: Harry finds an alternative method to deal with personal loss! Starts out as Harmony, will become Harem! Will contain mild inter-harem Fem!Slash! This is silly nonsense, you've been warned! Unbetaed! Raw! and Uncensored!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,902 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 10/10/2019 - Published: 9/13/2019 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Lightning Dragon's Roar by Zero Rewind reviews
Harry takes inspiration from a manga called Fairy Tail, as well as the great creation we call "The Internet". What follows is a different path taken. A path of strife, rebellion, and above all, power. Welcome to the New Age. Timeline moved to the 2010s. Eventual X-over with Devil May Cry 3, Stargate: SG-1, Smallville, Dresden Files and Ranma.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 316,383 - Reviews: 2856 - Favs: 4,764 - Follows: 5,062 - Updated: 10/6/2019 - Published: 9/9/2014 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Harry Potter and The (Cursed) Power of (Mad) Love by Kratos1989 reviews
There are some things in the world that must not be said, done or manipulated in the name of the Greater Good, as one Albus Dumbledore would find out painfully. Crack short story making fun of common tropes for HP fiction, don't be so serious. [Completed]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,820 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 9/30/2019 - Published: 6/3/2018 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Pack by mjimeyg reviews
A portkey accident lands Harry at the feet of something more terrifying than a dragon.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Jurassic Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 97,331 - Reviews: 920 - Favs: 3,117 - Follows: 2,065 - Updated: 9/28/2019 - Published: 9/19/2019 - [Harry P., Lex M.] J. Hammond - Complete
Loki's Family by darkoraclegirl reviews
My friend Ogremen gave me a challenge and then we decided to co-write it. The challenge was Asgardian Father's Surprize!Five year old Harry is running from his cousin and friends when he suddenly finds himself in a strange new place, Asgard. There he meets Loki and his life takes a turn for the better. This version has been ended, go to the rewrite What Once was Lost is Found Anew.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 276,493 - Reviews: 847 - Favs: 2,761 - Follows: 3,165 - Updated: 9/25/2019 - Published: 2/24/2017 - Harry P. - Complete
18-Inch Victory by Davian Wolfe reviews
Harry Potter disappeared after the Goblet spit his name out. Now he's back, with help and an old dog. OneShot Pure Parody. This is a madcap idea I mulled in my mind. Harry really likes the Navy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/24/2019 - Harry P. - Complete
Alexander Osborn's Survival Guide to the Marvel Universe by The Nameless Scribe reviews
Alexander Osborn wants to survive. When there are the likes of Galactus and Thanos in the universe, that may be easier said than done. This is how he survives, and it's going to be a bumpy ride. (WARNING: THIS IS A REWRITE OF MY STORY 'THE GOBLIN' AND WILL INCLUDE ENDGAME SPOILERS) TEMP Hiatus! Workin on other fics and IRL stuff. ON HAITUS
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,519 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 1,965 - Follows: 2,376 - Updated: 9/21/2019 - Published: 6/3/2019
Childe of Wynter by Drakenn reviews
Chamber of Secrets and the events inside affected someone and unveiled secrets about them. What more happened? Read and find out.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 89,616 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 9/14/2019 - Published: 12/7/2018 - Harry P., H. Dresden, Mab, OC
Skywalker: A Fanon Story by I'mjusttryingtofindmyway reviews
Self insert into Anakin Skywalker's body. Raising himself to be someone worthy as the title of 'Chosen' to be a Jedi seems too Rigid, a Sith too selfish. War over idelogies was too stupid a reason to die...war for power to vain. M for safety concerns.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 67,069 - Reviews: 921 - Favs: 4,120 - Follows: 4,351 - Updated: 9/13/2019 - Published: 12/30/2018
Fairly Odd Child by DuncanIdaho2014 reviews
When Harry was ten, he received a Fairy Godparent. Desperate not to lose the magic, Harry wished for the being to teach him all he knew about magic. The results will shake the wizarding world to the core. M for future scenes and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 45,985 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 929 - Updated: 9/11/2019 - Published: 9/5/2019 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
The House of Potter Rebuilt by DisobedienceWriter reviews
A curious 11-year-old Harry begins acting on the strange and wonderful things he observes in the wizarding world. He might just turn out very differently, and the world with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 140,934 - Reviews: 1877 - Favs: 8,314 - Follows: 8,463 - Updated: 9/10/2019 - Published: 5/6/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
ANBU boot camp by rbear1231 reviews
Au A training instructor returns to the leaf village, sees Naruto's run. and notices the sloppiness of the ANBU, now the question, what happens when a drill sergeant decides to fix the mistakes. Clean the mess, and drop the hammer on the enemies of the Leaf. "I survived the Chief, what can you do?"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 276,150 - Reviews: 2340 - Favs: 3,860 - Follows: 4,264 - Updated: 9/7/2019 - Published: 11/11/2017 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Hiashi H., OC
Like the Galaxy Wasn't Strange Enough Already by MojoTheSpaceMonkey reviews
Harry felt the need to start over after the wizarding world took that final step off the ledge to insanity. What better place to begin fresh than a new galaxy where he would be the only magical?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 167,069 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 2,112 - Follows: 2,737 - Updated: 9/6/2019 - Published: 6/7/2017
The Evil Overlord List by boomvroomshroom reviews
Villains always make the same dumb mistakes. Luckily, Tom Riddle happens to have a rather dangerously genre-savvy friend in his head to make sure that he does this "conquering the world" business the RIGHT way. It's about time the bad guys won for once.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 106,930 - Reviews: 2368 - Favs: 6,040 - Follows: 6,567 - Updated: 8/17/2019 - Published: 1/14/2015 - Harry P., Draco M., Albus D., Tom R. Jr.
The Art of Being Harry by gryffinsdoor reviews
The shiny red train was a great place to hide from his bullying cousin, but little Harry had no knowledge of its magical nature, had never seen a magical castle, and definitely no experience with magical paintings. And so began a great adventure exploring unexpected hidden places, all in plain sight...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,438 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 8/15/2019 - Published: 7/30/2019 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Rise of the Trickster by Raolin reviews
Harry Potter, a superhero, and a supervillain walk into a bar. Things escalate a bit from there. Specifically, into my answer to the Blood Brandy Vegas Challenge, which will forcefully introduce Harry to the DC Universe just when a number of sidekicks and younger heroes are getting a little antsy with the current status quo. Things are gonna get crazy. Harry/Multi. AU Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 50,017 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 3,516 - Follows: 4,310 - Updated: 8/9/2019 - Published: 10/27/2018 - Harry P.
DC - Gamer by jordanvn reviews
Your typical Gamer intro: William Meyers wakes up one morning to find a screen floating in front of his face, an event that will change the course of his previously pointless existence forever. OC. A lot of smut. (Don't try to take this seriously because I don't.) Edit: Now I care about this story so flame me all you want. (The real plot mainly begins after chapter six)
DC Superheroes - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,173 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 2,726 - Follows: 3,205 - Updated: 7/19/2019 - Published: 6/14/2019
Might and Magic by Astroman1000 reviews
Little Harry Potter was not the biggest fan of his own life, but what could he possibly do about it? Escaping to play video games in the dark of night helps... but only a little. A Gamer Fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 106,322 - Reviews: 1183 - Favs: 3,678 - Follows: 4,748 - Updated: 7/14/2019 - Published: 6/10/2018 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Yoru - Gamer Between Dimensions by jordanvn reviews
When a boy wakes up in the world of Naruto with no memory of the past, foggy memories of the future, and a convenient Gamer-like ability so what's he to do? The only option is to get stronger and move forward. SI-ish. Mainly OC. Kind of AU. Plans for crossovers in the future. Please leave reviews! (I'll create a separate sequel to this story in the future.)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 315,495 - Reviews: 2003 - Favs: 4,599 - Follows: 4,722 - Updated: 6/28/2019 - Published: 11/19/2018 - Complete
How Naruto Beat Pein by sheltie reviews
Basically how Naruto beat Pein. Humorous take.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/24/2019 - Naruto U., Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
Adventures in Magick by PseudonymousEntity reviews
"What Would A Hero Do?" Newly crowned wizard and avid reader of fantasy fiction, eleven-year-old Harry Potter makes friends with the goblin standing outside Gringotts with unforeseen consequences. Armed with an unlikely posse -his insatiable curiosity- and a pocket full of questions, Curious!Harry embarks on his first year at Hogwarts. Merlin help us.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 111,209 - Reviews: 3498 - Favs: 8,108 - Follows: 9,549 - Updated: 6/21/2019 - Published: 12/15/2015 - Harry P.
Knowledge is Power by DZ2 reviews
Something weird happened to Harry on the night he survived the Killing Curse. Something that turns an ordinary boy into the Smartest Wizard Alive: they say knowledge is power? I guess that makes Harry a God!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 98,666 - Reviews: 1348 - Favs: 3,201 - Follows: 4,223 - Updated: 6/20/2019 - Published: 5/15/2018 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Neville L., F. Flitwick
How to Make Friends and Stop an Alien Invasion by McWhite reviews
Being bored as an Auror, Harry is assigned to a new team, to help take out a certain megalomaniac Norse God. And he's going to bring company. Loki (and everyone else) beware!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,973 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 485 - Published: 6/14/2019 - Harry P., Death, Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Petrov Gambit by OlegGunnarsson reviews
Albus Dumbledore decides to do everything he can to make sure that young Harry Potter enjoys his childhood. Things, as it turns out, get just a little bit out of hand. One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,765 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 66 - Published: 6/10/2019 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
The sad love story of Basil the Basilisk and Squiddy the giant squid by soofis reviews
Another year, another prank. Gandalf (Dumbledoor) continues his quest of making Frodo's (Harry's) life miserable. He is also becoming more and more aware of the issues with this world. Mainly the finacial issues that comes with having a giant squid who loves oranges.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2019 - Harry P., Albus D., Frodo B., Gandalf - Complete
The awesome adventures of Gandalf the white posing as Dumbledore by soofis reviews
Gandalf finds himself in the world of Harry Potter after boarding the boat. Unfortunately Frodo is also here having been reborn as Harry Potter himself. Gandalf decides to pose as Dumbledore and becomes the headmaster of Hogwarts. Gandalf foulmouths his way up to a T-rating. I own nothing
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2019 - Harry P., Albus D., Frodo B., Gandalf - Complete
Harry Potter: Lost Very Far Away by greenchild24 reviews
Harry Potter is distraught at the loss of his Godfather and with a little understanding from a blonde friend of his runs though the Veil after him. In Doing so he becomes so lost...but will he find his way home again? What will he discover while gone? If he does return home will he ever be the same? HP/LL ALL CHAPTERS NOW BETA'D... with CH 1-6 reedited for easier reading.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 360,703 - Reviews: 1466 - Favs: 3,300 - Follows: 3,418 - Updated: 4/26/2019 - Published: 5/21/2017 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Drunken Escapades by Sylv01 reviews
Hagrid has a little fun before he collects Harry from the Dursleys.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/22/2019 - Harry P., Rubeus H. - Complete
Invincible by kathryn518 reviews
The night in the graveyard, produces a very different result as Harry discovers things he didn't know about his heritage. Before he only had a castle, now he has a whole wide world to get himself in trouble. At least he has his responsible godfather along for the ride. That should help... right? Or not.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 110,199 - Reviews: 1114 - Favs: 5,973 - Follows: 7,164 - Updated: 4/20/2019 - Published: 2/8/2016 - Harry P., Sirius B.
A Story of Domination by KE12 reviews
I decided to try my hand at developing a timeline that would be feasible in the ME universe for a humanity that has been space faring for 50,000 years. So, look inside to see my own take on how a 50,000-year-old space capable humanity would develop and prepare the galaxy for the Reaper onslaught. Serious HFY! story. Complete
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,214 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 4/17/2019 - Published: 12/2/2017 - Complete
Getting Too Old For This by ManMadeOfLasers reviews
Harry Potter finds himself, and his normal bi-polar luck, pulled out of a quiet retirement and into the limelight of the 23rd century. He finds a grand new stage upon which his 'saving-people-thing' can act, and before he can say no, is pulled into the middle of a galaxy-spanning conflict. Rated 'M' for bad words and ideas, re-worked and re-posted. Enjoy.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 82,376 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 2,330 - Follows: 2,078 - Updated: 4/15/2019 - Published: 7/31/2017 - Complete
A Magical Sense by CenturionAfricanus reviews
Typical Harry abused by Dursley's so he finds a way to Earthland, where he learns what a real family is. Mentored by the best lightning mage of the time, Harry grows stronger than anyone ever imagined. How will he react when he gets dragged back into the world he left by a whiskered wanker. major Dumbledore bashing, bigot bashing. Harry/Meredy T for swearing. Onto GMG arc
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 125,557 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 1,943 - Follows: 2,191 - Updated: 4/9/2019 - Published: 12/18/2016 - Harry P., Laxus D., Merudy
Harry Potter, Geek of Magic by jlluh reviews
Harry Potter is a geek, a nerd, a total dork whose favorite hobby is "transfiguring stuff." He doesn't understand what rules are, has no social skills, is barely sentient, and is very smart.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 73,007 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 2,675 - Follows: 3,705 - Updated: 3/27/2019 - Published: 10/27/2017 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Luna L.
Patriot's Dawn by Dr. Snakes MD reviews
Uzumaki Naruto was born to be a shinobi. He was supposed to be a killer; a protector of unparalleled skill. His lineage and the demon in his gut ensured that. In canon, his growth was stunted. In here, he had a reason to be strong. He has to survive. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 216,363 - Reviews: 3416 - Favs: 9,378 - Follows: 8,942 - Updated: 3/26/2019 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
An Ace In The Hole by aadixon reviews
Harry Potter was never raised by the Dursleys. Instead, he was raised under the watchful eye and tutelage of his mother's half-sister, Dr. Harleen Frances Quinzel. When Harry finally returns to Wizarding world, he isn't quite what everyone is expecting.; AU; Dark Harry, Hermione, Luna, The Joker, Harley
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 81,564 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 2,566 - Follows: 3,193 - Updated: 3/9/2019 - Published: 9/10/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Harley Quinn, The Joker
Harry Potter - Carry On Wayward Son by Sliksick reviews
On the job one night, Crowley discovers a house with a child being abused by a family. He takes the kid in and adopts him as his son. The child is Harry Potter before he ever got his letter to Hogwarts. This is a story of him growing up with Crowley and Gabriel as parental figures with all the obstacles that come with becoming part demon, part wizard, and all kinds of crazy.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 217,427 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 2,503 - Follows: 2,869 - Updated: 3/7/2019 - Published: 12/24/2016 - Harry P., Albus D., Gabriel, Crowley
SHINOBI: The RPG - Act 1 by Fulcon reviews
A min-maxing Self-Insert ruins himself at character creation.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 70 - Words: 375,194 - Reviews: 3406 - Favs: 5,515 - Follows: 5,330 - Updated: 3/4/2019 - Published: 4/4/2017 - Naruto U., OC - Complete
Wizard Runemaster by plums reviews
A Weapon. A Hero. But now… a loose end. Harry Potter resolves to destroy the enemies who betrayed him on his terms, only to find all his plans torn asunder when he's summoned to a new world plagued with the same enemies as his own.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 283,018 - Reviews: 2576 - Favs: 8,075 - Follows: 7,088 - Updated: 3/3/2019 - Published: 1/21/2013 - [Harry P., Draenei, Night Elf, Onyxia] - Complete
Visitors and Tea by Jetainia reviews
There is an impossible land in a bubble. The resident gets a visitor.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/20/2019 - 11th Doctor, Harry P. - Complete
Just a Nobody by Ybarra87 reviews
Harry was on his way to the Weighing of the Wands Ceremony after he had his name placed into the Goblet of Fire. Luckily he met someone before his fourth year started and offered to tell him everything he wanted to know as well as become his teacher. This is just a one shot. I do not own anything belonging to Harry Potter or Marvel.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Marvel - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,894 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 89 - Published: 2/18/2019 - Harry P., T. Masters/ Taskmaster - Complete
The Paths Diverge by Vaneria Potter reviews
Because there was NO WAY leaving a toddler on a doorstep in the middle of a winter night could POSSIBLY go wrong...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,057 - Reviews: 1970 - Favs: 7,273 - Follows: 2,402 - Updated: 1/23/2019 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
A Fearful Redux by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Don't like the world? Go find another.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,226 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 1,742 - Follows: 1,152 - Updated: 1/17/2019 - Published: 1/15/2019 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Broken! by Hippothestrowl reviews
Severe abuse causes an enormous burst of accidental magic from which Harry learns to control the Dursleys. With their home as a casual base, he takes to the streets, thieving & improving his magic. Dumbledore-bashing. Dark retribution shocker. Grey nonreactive, noncompliant, anti-hero Harry. Friends. Fluff. Pairing. M-rated. Broken boy v powerful sanctimonious manipulative tyrant!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,482 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 12/27/2018 - Published: 10/25/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
Walking in the shadows by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander's road trip takes him much farther then he ever dreamed possible.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 87,085 - Reviews: 1422 - Favs: 2,586 - Follows: 2,488 - Updated: 12/25/2018 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Xander H.
Storybook Hero by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry is sure he's living in a fairy tale with himself as the hero. Really, what else makes sense?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,978 - Reviews: 1413 - Favs: 3,933 - Follows: 4,381 - Updated: 12/20/2018 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Harry P.
Cap Takes A Chance by CaptainRogersIsAHero reviews
A fun dip into the world of Captain America and the Avengers, with Steve Rogers aka Captain America & Natasha Romanoff aka Black Widow. Humor, romance, time travel, rescues, crack, fluff, angst, happy endings. AU Time set during and after The Avengers and during Captain America: The First Avenger.; WARNING: Sex, language, spankings. Romanrogers You know the drill, please R/R.
Crossover - Captain America & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 81,746 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/18/2018 - Published: 6/4/2018 - Steve R./Capt. America, Peggy C., Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow, Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier - Complete
Spiral Dragon by Greyff reviews
Naruto Uzumaki makes a wish for the power he'll need. At which point he gets a whole new set of problems. Technically it fusions/crossovers with Umi No Misaki - though the current plan is to mainly keep the crossover elements from doing any major interactions. Oh, and Keri is from World of Warcraft's mileau.
Crossover - Naruto & Umi no Misaki/海の御先 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,660 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 645 - Updated: 12/10/2018 - Published: 9/19/2011
Harry Xenomorph by peregrin01 reviews
After years of abuse, little Harry finds a perfect shape for his hatred and anger.
Crossover - Aliens/Predator & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,494 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 12/8/2018 - Published: 10/6/2018 - Harry P., Rita S. - Complete
Shinobi of the High Seas by Kenchi618 reviews
Naruto's age has passed him by as his time is over. Now he attempts to seek out a place for himself in the new world, and it's bigger than he ever figured it to be! Will be epic in length, NaruHarem
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 53 - Words: 588,009 - Reviews: 9343 - Favs: 11,148 - Follows: 9,956 - Updated: 11/26/2018 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Stargate by Sinyk reviews
What if Remus was not... quite... as fast as he needed to be to catch Harry before he tried to get to Sirius in front of the Veil of Death. And what if the Veil was not what the magicals believed it to be? Oops! AU HP/LL Bash!AD/RW/GW (as my usual).
Crossover - Harry Potter & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 24 - Words: 224,912 - Reviews: 3197 - Favs: 4,627 - Follows: 4,059 - Updated: 11/24/2018 - Published: 9/1/2018 - [Harry P., Luna L.] Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
A Bad Meme Taken Too Far by KingLexicon reviews
It started as a joke but I took it too far and now I have written a Harry Potter Vore Rape Lemon. I deserve hell.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/22/2018 - Harry P., Fawkes, Sorting Hat - Complete
Walk Away by Hippothestrowl reviews
What if Harry just walks away from Hogwarts and the magical contract that binds him to the Tri-Wizard Tournament? A single tiny change to canon and we have a short, coming of age drama that eventually turns into a short love story. Harmony was meant to be. Brief Dumbledore & Hogwarts students bash and humiliation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,520 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 11/19/2018 - Published: 11/6/2018 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Yami: The Gamer Kage by I'mjusttryingtofindmyway reviews
A man wakes up to find himself inside the world of Naruto experiencing it via a video game. Forced to fight to survive, he sets upon a path of self-discovery, whether to save this world or destroy it. Self Insert. Finished, finally.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 313,722 - Reviews: 6876 - Favs: 8,262 - Follows: 7,718 - Updated: 11/18/2018 - Published: 1/12/2018 - OC - Complete
Triwizard Without Tears by Right What Is Wrong reviews
A certain amount of lateral thinking goes a long way in the Triwizard Tournament. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,147 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 121 - Published: 11/9/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
A sunny day in DC by dogbertcarroll reviews
Kicked out of his home universe and then booted from Marvel, Xander better hope DC has a more lenient immigration policy. A possible future for: Walking on Sunshine.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,234 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 1,863 - Follows: 1,712 - Updated: 10/23/2018 - Published: 6/9/2016
Enough by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Harry Potter wasn't stupid nor naive. He grew up having to look out for himself. Why would that suddenly change in the Wizarding World? But a snake in lion's clothing wouldn't reveal itself until it was to late to stop him. He wanted freedom, and he would get it. No matter what Dumbledore, the Ministry or Voldemort might think. Alternate from Order of the Phoenix
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 64,328 - Reviews: 1156 - Favs: 4,830 - Follows: 3,363 - Updated: 10/21/2018 - Published: 9/1/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Bride Wars by mmoondragon reviews
The Triwizard Tournament forced Harry to be an adult, he could deal with this what he had issues with were the other contracts that this made valid. Powerful Harry just very reluctant. Rate M just because some jokes can degenerate very fast.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 65,040 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 2,361 - Follows: 2,756 - Updated: 10/6/2018 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Harry P.
The Shock of it All by Fairywm reviews
A freak potion accident renders our hero without memory of who he is. Watch as the new Harry takes Hogwarts by storm. No one is going to tell him what to do. AU 4th year. Super!Unfettered!Cussing!Harry. Some bashing, but not stupidly so. Not a crossover, but with a lot of Sci-fi references. Harry's a bit of an ass.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 58 - Words: 222,797 - Reviews: 2529 - Favs: 3,951 - Follows: 3,766 - Updated: 10/5/2018 - Published: 6/22/2016 - [Harry P., Luna L.] Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Master of Shadows by ShiKuVeSiAquEn reviews
Naruto takes his Shadow Clone Jutsu to the logical extreme. Full Usage of Kage Bunshin's potential. Eventual Strong!Naruto. Rated M to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,758 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 1,504 - Follows: 1,658 - Updated: 9/12/2018 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Naruto U.
The Nargles are flying low today by McWhite reviews
In which Harry learns to value Nargles, their flying habits and especially how important it is to be properly protected from Wrackspurt infestations. It is very, very important.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,562 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 200 - Published: 9/3/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Daphne G. - Complete
A Study in Magic by Books of Change reviews
When Professor McGonagall went to visit Harry Watson, son of Mr. Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson, to deliver his Hogwarts letter, she was in the mindset of performing a familiar if stressful annual routine. Consequently, she was not prepared to find Harry Potter at 221B Baker Street. BBC Sherlock HP crossover AU
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 82 - Words: 515,886 - Reviews: 5570 - Favs: 7,528 - Follows: 5,751 - Updated: 8/31/2018 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Invincible TechnoMage by Clell65619 reviews
Harry Potter and the Marvel Universe. 5 year old Harry accompanies the Dursleys on a Business trip to Stark International, where an industrial accident kills all of Harry's living relatives. A very different Harry goes to Hogwarts. Dating, Romance, noship
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 208,886 - Reviews: 6306 - Favs: 13,384 - Follows: 15,945 - Updated: 8/28/2018 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Harry P., A. E. Stark/Tony
Namikaze, Senju or Uzumaki by Vanor reviews
Summary: The truth behind Minato's heritage is told and how will it affect his son and his journey to become a Shinobi of Konoha and the rebirth of one of the greatest clans Naru/Hina/Harem SasuSaku bashing Lemon-Warning
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 383,579 - Reviews: 2443 - Favs: 4,714 - Follows: 4,561 - Updated: 8/20/2018 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Anko M.
He's definitely got the stones for it by Ryuko monogatari reviews
CRACK FIC. Everyone knows you don't eat stuff you find lying on the floor, especially in an alleyway in the street. Except for young Harry Potter, apparently. Those six shiny colourful hard candies did look delicious...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,992 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 98 - Published: 8/13/2018 - Complete
The Adventures of Albus Dumbledore and his Depressed friend Snape by Dingus McPingus
I have no idea what caused me to write this.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/11/2018 - Harry P., James P., Severus S., Albus D.
Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates monthly.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 74 - Words: 314,214 - Reviews: 6662 - Favs: 6,810 - Follows: 7,680 - Updated: 8/2/2018 - Published: 5/7/2012
Harry Potter and the Inquisitor's Game by defiasstone2 reviews
Harry Potter beat Voldemort but died in the process. In a strange place with options to replay his life in a world of either Light or Dark, Harry makes what seems to be the obvious choice and intends to use this 'Game' to ensure that he never fails his friends again. But there is more to this 'Inquisition' that will rock his beliefs to the core. Gamer Harry mild DA:InquisitionXover
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 65,126 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 1,497 - Follows: 1,964 - Updated: 7/30/2018 - Published: 12/15/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Lily Evans P., OC
Harry Potter and the Game by Concept101 reviews
With his life turned into a Game, Harry now has to raise a Phoenix, uncover the Founders' darkest secrets, deal with political manipulations and live through Hogwarts all while trying desperately to not swear too much.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 45 - Words: 363,393 - Reviews: 7501 - Favs: 10,651 - Follows: 12,653 - Updated: 7/28/2018 - Published: 5/17/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Albus D.
The Potter Attraction by Pax Humana reviews
He was a runaway child who knew no one wanted him. They set out to prove he was wrong. Harry meets a pair of visitors from far away and together they change the world. AU, Harry/Harem.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 731,792 - Reviews: 1335 - Favs: 2,867 - Follows: 2,800 - Updated: 7/22/2018 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Naruto U.
The Price is Right by High Pot In Noose reviews
Point of deviation: Harry's primary school taught Home Economics. Harry's not going to let the wonders of magic take away his common sense, and if he can get a good deal, he's going to take it. Meanwhile, money is fun, but magic is funner. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,637 - Reviews: 1310 - Favs: 7,017 - Follows: 4,527 - Updated: 7/10/2018 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Harry P., Dean T., Justin F., Morag M. - Complete
Galactic Wizards by Bad Reiki reviews
Fifteen years after the fall of Voldemort, Harry finds himself with a very boring and depressing life. However, an attempted assassination ends up with him reuniting with his godfather in a galaxy far away. So what happens when a pair of scoundrels are unleashed on an unsuspecting galaxy? One word; hijinks.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,385 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 1,413 - Updated: 7/6/2018 - Published: 6/8/2018 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Symbiosis by deanine reviews
In the original comics, Peter Parker met the symbiont, Venom, after he had possessed others, after his mind had been corrupted by inappropriate hosts and his true purpose lost to insanity and insatiable hunger. If Peter had met the symbiont while it was still intact, its mind clear and its purpose undecided, would he have so easily rejected the partnership? AU Post Homecoming
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,761 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 6/16/2018 - Published: 9/20/2017 - Peter P./Spider-Man - Complete
Dark Phoenix of Konoha by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Naruto has a big secret, he isn't the dead last he appears to be. But why would he show that before he is ready to deal with the stones the council loves placing in his way? The Sandaime, having opened his eyes will do his best to make sure that Konoha will retain the Will of Fire. Smart / Strong Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 211,832 - Reviews: 3834 - Favs: 10,963 - Follows: 11,509 - Updated: 6/10/2018 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Long Black Road by FrankLeroux reviews
The one that "you send to kill the f***ing boogeyman" wakes up in the future to face the ultimate boogeyman. Somebody PLEASE get this man...a gun! Rated M for language, for sexual situations, and for John Wick shooting lots of things in the face. Set in the same Mass Effect universe as my other story (Tango 'Til They're Sore) but you don't have to read that one to read this one.
Crossover - Mass Effect & John Wick - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Crime - Chapters: 25 - Words: 136,384 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 1,518 - Follows: 1,499 - Updated: 5/14/2018 - Published: 1/26/2017 - Complete
Harry Potter and Autism by DrinkCocoa reviews
why is poo poo coming out my ass ?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/30/2018 - [Albus D., Mrs. Norris] [Harry P., Giant Squid] - Complete
Cloudy, with a Chance of Freedom by sakurademonalchemist reviews
When Skull died in the Future that Never Was, he was sent back farther than Yuni could have intended. Armed with a second chance to make things at little better, he slips into a role he had almost forgotten... that of Harry Potter. However some bonds once forged can't be broken so easily, leading him to the other Arcobaleno before they were known as great. Can he change their fates
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Crime/Family - Chapters: 41 - Words: 109,856 - Reviews: 3099 - Favs: 5,399 - Follows: 5,430 - Updated: 4/14/2018 - Published: 11/28/2017 - Harry P., Mammon/Viper, Skull
Just a Touch of Kleptomania by Quatermass reviews
(Dumbledore Bashing! Lunar Harmony!) Based on, but not an answer to DZ2's "What's Yours is Mine" challenge. The Shadow-Walkers, magical thieves of extraordinary power, have long been thought extinct. But Harry, Hermione and Luna not only have those powers, but intend to use them to take everyone from Dumbledore to Voldemort to the cleaners...and make a little profit along the way.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,180 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 1,540 - Follows: 2,027 - Updated: 4/14/2018 - Published: 2/16/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.]
Just How Can a Computer Do Magic? ! by Quatermass reviews
("Is Your Great-Aunt an AI!" sequel) GLaDOS has learned how to do magic, and is going to be teaching at Hogwarts. And it's just as well, for a plot is afoot to cause trouble at Hogwarts. Can a genius, if insane, computer and her great-nephew Harry stop things from spiralling out of control? Or will the beast of the Chamber of Secrets thwart even GLaDOS and Harry?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,234 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 1,253 - Follows: 1,622 - Updated: 4/14/2018 - Published: 3/13/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Chell, GLaDOS
Teeth by hathanhate reviews
Harry messes up the animagus process and begins a new journey. New friends and old share his discovery of life. What is in store for The-Boy-Who-Lived? What dangers will he face? Find out inside! WARNINGS: Begins entirely in HP world, crossover starts later. Harry is bisexual. Rated M to be safe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 62 - Words: 520,045 - Reviews: 3694 - Favs: 6,243 - Follows: 7,040 - Updated: 4/3/2018 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Harry P., Severus S., Loki, Hulk/Bruce B.
Common Sense by Stone Elbow reviews
An 8-year-old Naruto sneaks into the library and finds a thin little book titled "How To Be a Ninja", authored by his hero, the Yondaime. Everything in the book is just common sense: a trait that no one in the Elemental Countries seems to have. Four years later, a Kage-level shinobi becomes a genin...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,989 - Reviews: 1215 - Favs: 7,871 - Follows: 8,548 - Updated: 1/28/2018 - Published: 9/10/2017 - Naruto U., Minato N.
The Ōtsutsuki Transmigrant by fg7dragon reviews
Purebloods have always been obsessed with maintaining their bloodlines. What was this based on? What is the origin of these traditions? Or rather WHO? As always Harry finds himself in the oddest situations. But finding himself face to face with the Progenitor of Magic Itself? That's certainly not what he expected when he got out of bed in the morning.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 185,144 - Reviews: 1744 - Favs: 4,347 - Follows: 4,655 - Updated: 1/4/2018 - Published: 9/20/2015 - Harry P., Luna L., Susan B., Kaguya Ō.
Psi Effect by Cap'n Chryssalid reviews
A fun-loving asari mercenary finds herself a little in over her head when she ends up abducted by terrifying aliens from beyond the galactic frontier. These asari-like creatures call themselves 'humans.' They seem to be secretly nosing about on the borders of known space, acting through proxies, conducting covert operations, and they've got a deal for an enterprising asari...
Crossover - X-Com & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 43 - Words: 387,570 - Reviews: 1383 - Favs: 3,485 - Follows: 4,029 - Updated: 1/2/2018 - Published: 7/19/2014 - U. Wrex, Daro'Xen, J. Garson, OC
Daddy, Not Bats by Glimare reviews
AU, continuation of 'A Father's Request'. Join one 'retired' Batman as he raises his kids all together while trying to still save the world with this version of the Justice League. One Shots, mini-series, and headcanons, life for the Waynes is always interesting to watch, especially since they can't leave crime fighting behind them. T for paranoia
Batman - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 117 - Words: 353,923 - Reviews: 2527 - Favs: 1,478 - Follows: 1,206 - Updated: 1/1/2018 - Published: 7/12/2012
Monstrous by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Something new has arrived in the Forbidden Forest, and the Boy-Who-Lived never arrived at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,831 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 2,801 - Follows: 954 - Published: 12/10/2017 - Complete
The Rise of Darth Xander by Dhagon reviews
YAHF/Ship of the Line Challenge inspired. Xander goes as Darth Vader for Halloween. Changed by the events of that night, he decides to forge his own destiny. And as the rest of the galaxy will discover, sometimes evil is best fought by another kind of evil.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 71,692 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 10/30/2017 - Published: 5/11/2017 - Complete
MOD Harry is not Amused: Deus Introductio by Nyx the Author reviews
Harry introduces himself at the Divine Council meeting. They sort of wish he hadn't, and Thoth would like Ra to stop tricking him into being the pantheonic representative, thank you very much. - (The fourth part of the 'MOD!Harry is Not Amused' series)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mythology - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,033 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 103 - Published: 10/30/2017 - Harry P., Death - Complete
Cure for Nightmares by Avain1991 reviews
Hermione was worried. For many nights now Harry had been sneaking away from the common room. Like a good friend she decides to follow him one night to make sure he's safe. Imagine her surprise when she finds a little blond waiting for her friend. Rated M for a reason folks please do not ready if you do no like crass language, lemons, or anything of the like.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,366 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 278 - Published: 10/6/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
A Dance All My Own by Silverfawkes reviews
AU 4th year, Harry decides it's time to man up and dance to his own tune instead of the Headmaster's. Story contains some language, Dumbledore bashing, and a tiny bit of Ron bashing,
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 106,324 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 2,697 - Follows: 1,293 - Updated: 10/1/2017 - Published: 9/30/2017 - Complete
Harry Potter - Alteran by Sashian reviews
The rebirth of an entire race and society is a tall order when this and other galaxies are not safe. What is Harry to do? What he does best, jump in feet first. Rating T for some language and mentions of nudity later on. Pairings HP/HG/LL/other
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 196,908 - Reviews: 1503 - Favs: 3,124 - Follows: 3,045 - Updated: 9/18/2017 - Published: 2/16/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Insanity by Keeper of the Fandom reviews
Various instances of Harry going completely insane. Being brushed off by McGonagall, Riddle and the Chamber, seeing what Rita was ACTUALLY writing down, Umbridge's Blood Quills, and Snape's Occlumency. Updates will be posted in chronological order, so a chapter taking place before chapter 3 but after chapter 2 would bump chapter 3 to chapter 4. Previously called Interview.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Wizard of Oz - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,964 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 9/14/2017 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Harry P., Severus S., Dolores U., Rita S.
I Still Say it Looks like a Nail by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander takes a little time off to let his wounds heal after the Olaf incident. His mother's estranged brother's place should be quiet enough to give him the time to heal, after all how exciting could working in deep space telemetry be?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,536 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 1,815 - Follows: 1,910 - Updated: 8/23/2017 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Xander H.
Wind Shear by Chilord reviews
A sharp and sudden change that can have devastating effects. When a Harry Potter that didn't follow the path of the Epilogue finds himself suddenly thrown into 1970, he settles into a muggle pub to enjoy a nice drink and figure out what he should do with the situation. Naturally, things don't work out the way he intended.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,280 - Reviews: 2693 - Favs: 12,909 - Follows: 7,642 - Updated: 7/6/2017 - Published: 5/31/2017 - Harry P., Bellatrix L., Charlus P. - Complete
Of the Day's Annoyances by Lucillia reviews
Excerpts from the journal of a Hyuuga Hiashi who raises Naruto. October 12, Potty Training: How is this my responsibility?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,224 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 1,524 - Follows: 1,173 - Updated: 6/29/2017 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Neji H., Hiashi H. - Complete
Harry Potter's Private War, Act 1 by ZanyMuggle reviews
'When you want the job done right, do it yourself.' Harry Potter realizes why Dumbledore is isolating him after the Tri-Wizard Tournament (or so he thinks). When no one else seems to be doing anything about it, Harry decides to take care of it himself. Like always.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37,582 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 71 - Published: 6/20/2017 - Harry P. - Complete
A Brave New World by catchingafallingstar reviews
(COMPLETED - Chap 4 revised) In less than two years a baby came from nothing to be able to talk and interact with the world. Then something strange happens, and you have a 'normal person'. But what if the curiosity and thirsty for knowledge isn't killed so soon, but encouraged? What kind of person you will have, and how far could they go? Let's explore this possibility...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 28 - Words: 179,174 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 6/17/2017 - Published: 2/8/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
Same Song Different Verse by Selector reviews
Harry thought he had seen it all. As it turned out, not so much.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 191,500 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 2,691 - Follows: 2,071 - Updated: 6/11/2017 - Published: 3/8/2017 - Aayla S., Shaak Ti, Ahsoka T., Harry P. - Complete
Best Served Cold by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Unexpected time travel can provide endless hours of entertainment...if you do it right. Under any other circumstances Harry would have done everything in his power to set things right the Gryffindor way. Too bad he's learned a lot since that final battle. Meet the biggest prankster in the Ministry's dreaded Audit department, and with one heck of a grudge to grind!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,785 - Reviews: 1642 - Favs: 6,265 - Follows: 6,187 - Updated: 6/6/2017 - Published: 9/14/2016
Spectacular by megamatt09 reviews
Who knew that a simple Spider Bite can change a person's outlook on life? Harry/Gwen/Multi.
Crossover - Spider-Man & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 145 - Words: 620,469 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 1,473 - Follows: 1,174 - Updated: 5/28/2017 - Published: 11/17/2014 - [Gwen S., Harry P., Mary Jane W.] - Complete
Xander Harris, Rogue Trader of the Multiverse by bubbajack reviews
YAHF. Due to being forced to take the kids costume shopping, Xander, Buffy, and Willow all ended up getting costumes made of random bits and pieces...Both Buffy and Willow had a character, but Xander? He went as an ideal. Now, because of that he has been granted powers and a destiny he did not ask for, by no less than the God-Emperor himself... Xander-Harem! Multi-cross! T-M rated.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 111,871 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 1,500 - Follows: 1,686 - Updated: 4/23/2017 - Published: 6/30/2015 - Xander H., Buffy S., Willow R.
Play to Your Strengths by Lady FoxFire reviews
Before the first task in the Tri-Wizard Tournament, Moody told Harry to 'play to your strengths' and Harry took those words to heart. Of course the Wizard World was less than pleased with the new Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,054 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 2,237 - Follows: 1,068 - Published: 4/22/2017 - Harry P. - Complete
Project Blue Book by AmeliusTheAlteran reviews
Involved Presidents, an inquisitive assistant, and professional soldiers. A pragmatic look on how the United States would use the stargate and explore uncharted planets.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 89,124 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 944 - Updated: 3/25/2017 - Published: 11/30/2014
Doing it my way by phoenixgirl26 reviews
Harry Potter was stuck at the Dursley's after the return of Voldemort, with no news and letters that didn't give him any information. Harry decided it was time to do things his way.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 36,827 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 1,057 - Follows: 476 - Published: 3/12/2017 - [Harry P., Luna L.] Sirius B., Neville L. - Complete
One of the Girls by Lemony Yuri Snicket reviews
On a mission to find a mysterious treasure, Natsu finds a pink peach in a chest and eats it. Unluckily for him, it turns out to not be a peach at all, but the Yuri Fruit! Now he has been turned into the girl version of himself, Natsumi, and has the hottest female characters of Fairy Tail after him. What's a Fire Dragon Slayer to do? Fem!Natsu x Yuri Harem, futanari, fem!Gray.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 49,892 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 982 - Follows: 916 - Updated: 2/23/2017 - Published: 4/26/2014 - [Natsu D., Lucy H., Lisanna S., Erza S.]
Everything I know I learned from TV by Mya Uzo reviews
TV has been there for all of Xander's life. It makes sense that he's picked up a thing or two from it over the years. Suggestions welcomed!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 6,307 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 1/26/2017 - Published: 7/29/2015 - Xander H.
Snapped by The Feisty Rogue reviews
Harry spent his first year hiding his intelligence and playing the role of the Boy Who Lived. However Lockhart and Malfoys' combined presence finally causes him to snap, and chaos ensues from there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,043 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 3,188 - Follows: 1,698 - Updated: 1/17/2017 - Published: 6/14/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B., Severus S. - Complete
Naruto Shippuden: Namikaze's Return Redux! by The Engulfing Silence reviews
Starts right after the Sasuke Retrieval, Jiraiya takes Naruto on a three year training trip. Taking his training seriously Naruto strives to become the best he can and learn everything that Konoha denied him. Naruto/Harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 495,145 - Reviews: 3302 - Favs: 10,545 - Follows: 8,213 - Updated: 1/16/2017 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Naruto U., Yugao U., Yugito N., Mei T. - Complete
Contractual Invalidation by R-dude reviews
In which pureblood tradition doesn't always favor the purebloods.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 90,127 - Reviews: 923 - Favs: 6,101 - Follows: 3,789 - Updated: 1/6/2017 - Published: 12/28/2015 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Ruler of Ero-Justice by VFSNAKE reviews
For years he stayed dormant. Letting the world do its thing without him interfering after he left it and his era of Shinobi. Now years later, from his dimension watching it again, and he dislikes what he sees. Villains and heroes running amuck. Heroes unwilling to slay villains who kill innocents by the hundreds. He would show both sides justice Uzumaki style! NarutoxHarem and more
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 149,192 - Reviews: 1492 - Favs: 4,570 - Follows: 3,478 - Updated: 12/31/2016 - Published: 10/31/2016 - Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Accidental Horcrux by the Imaginizer reviews
In which Harry Potter learns that friends can be made in the unlikeliest places...even in your own head. Alone and unwanted, eight-year-old Harry finds solace and purpose in a conscious piece of Tom Riddle's soul, unaware of the price he would pay for befriending the dark lord. But perhaps in the end it would all be worth it...because he'd never be alone again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 273,485 - Reviews: 2388 - Favs: 4,377 - Follows: 3,357 - Updated: 12/18/2016 - Published: 1/30/2016 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Fade to Black by Perspicacity reviews
Penelope Clearwater, Special Agent for the Department of Mysteries, accepts a job that turns out to be rather more than she'd expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,374 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 64 - Published: 12/5/2016 - Harry P., Penelope C. - Complete
Can't Rely on Authority by cvtisjustok reviews
After rescuing Sirius Black, again. Harry realizes the authority figures in his life arent doing their job. Watch as Harry takes his future into his own hand. HP/LL eventually, slight Dumbledore Bashing, some Weasley bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 145,276 - Reviews: 1533 - Favs: 5,390 - Follows: 3,555 - Updated: 11/17/2016 - Published: 2/5/2016 - Harry P., Sirius B., Luna L. - Complete
Sage by Digitize27 reviews
When Naruto is given a gift considered legendary even in a world where walking on water is a daily occurrence for some, will it lead him on a path towards peace or will the consequences of said gift leave a hole in his heart too large to fill?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 93 - Words: 511,296 - Reviews: 7457 - Favs: 10,324 - Follows: 7,381 - Updated: 11/13/2016 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Naruto U., Fū, OC - Complete
The Games We Play - By Ryuugi by Chuggapyro reviews
THIS IS NOT MINE. It began after I got rejected by Signal again, though at the time I had no idea what was happening. Titles and levels suddenly appeared above people's heads and then weird things began to happen, as if I was in a game. And then, I realize I was in a game. But...if my life is a game, I'm going to win it. My name's Jaune Arc and I'm the Gamer. RWBY/The Gamer.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 240 - Words: 1,056,005 - Reviews: 790 - Favs: 2,680 - Follows: 1,838 - Updated: 11/9/2016 - Published: 8/25/2016 - Adam T., Ozpin, Jaune A., Raven B. - Complete
The Many Reasons Why Harry Potter Loves Luna Lovegood by MazerRick reviews
A collection of the wonderful times shared by Harry Potter and Luna Lovegood throughout all of time and space.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,429 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 11/2/2016 - Published: 10/4/2016 - [Luna L., Harry P.] - Complete
Chunin Exams Sabotage by White Angel of Auralon reviews
The Hokage has noticed a problem. His jonin senseis that teach the next generation get overambitious before the chunin exams and send in genin that aren't ready just yet. Well, as Hokage he has some tricks of his own to prevent that the talented new generation is burned before it can shine. An agent of chaos to mess up certain plans.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,761 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 1,370 - Follows: 625 - Published: 10/15/2016 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S. - Complete
How Take That met Harry Potter by JoanneLamb
Two British products that I love: the Harry Potter universe and Take That. So I tried to put them together. Why did the boyband actually split up – Could It Be Magic? Enjoy, comment and do not take it too *siriusly*, it s fun!
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,512 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/11/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Ah, Screw It! by mjimeyg reviews
Harry goes to sleep after the final battle... but he wakes up at his first Welcoming Feast under the Sorting Hat. Harry has been thrown back in time into his eleven-year-old body. If he's going to have suffer through this again, he's going to do all he can to make sure he enjoys himself.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 229,619 - Reviews: 2888 - Favs: 7,622 - Follows: 5,429 - Updated: 9/15/2016 - Published: 8/29/2016 - Complete
The Very Best by BrilliantLady reviews
They told Harry that magic was real, but had limits. He saw no reason why that had to be so. Why should you only be able to break some laws of nature and physics? He wanted a pet Pikachu – but that was just the beginning. Powerful!Harry, Super!Harry, magical theory, Harry/Luna. Serious fic with a large serving of silliness & fun. Complete.
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,174 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 4,173 - Follows: 2,118 - Updated: 8/18/2016 - Published: 6/30/2016 - Pikachu, Harry P., Sirius B., Luna L. - Complete
Have Chrome, Will Travel by Deadlandmarshal reviews
Albus Dumbledore has been looking for his young charge for a long time, he is being assaulted on all sides by those who are looking for the young man he lost so long ago. He has taken a final desperate gamble with the coming of the Tri-Wizard Tournament, he wanted Harry Potter… the Chrome Wizard has come! Betaed by the amazing pazed!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 76 - Words: 199,687 - Reviews: 3008 - Favs: 4,833 - Follows: 4,810 - Updated: 7/29/2016 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Polite Battery by Lady Hallen reviews
"Excuse me," was spoken. It was said in the middle of an Invasion and Steve didn't really want to deal with it right now. Except the man was so polite that they had little choice in the matter.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,983 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 4,372 - Follows: 2,674 - Published: 7/20/2016 - Harry P., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Lone Traveler: The Greatest Minister in History by dunuelos reviews
The Lone Traveler arrives on the even of Fudge's election. Instead of pelting Dumbledore for advice, the new Minister listens to a new viewpoint. Much is changed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 79,617 - Reviews: 1092 - Favs: 3,379 - Follows: 1,875 - Updated: 6/25/2016 - Published: 5/14/2016 - Harry P., Amelia B., Augusta L., C. Fudge - Complete
The Power of an Angry Witch by Temporal Knight reviews
Daphne Greengrass, Harem Mistress, is quite perturbed with Umbridge ruining her plans. Now Harry's run off to the Ministry without her. What is a Harem Mistress supposed to do but to go retrieve her future boyfriend? If she happens to kill Voldemort along the way then so be it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 1,214 - Follows: 609 - Published: 5/25/2016 - Harry P., Luna L., Daphne G., Tracey D. - Complete
Silly but Killy by Palladius reviews
What if there were no Humans in Mass Effect? What if there were Orks instead? The Council would have a lot less sleep, for one thing.
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,002 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 1,440 - Follows: 1,369 - Updated: 4/23/2016 - Published: 7/30/2014
Practical Magic Works Too by Fairywm reviews
After Harry and Neville's parents were killed, Death decides they must be protected, so he gives the two tots to the most powerful witches he knows. What will happen at Hogwarts when they return? Who knows, but it should be fun to watch. No slash. Romance at the end. Powerful and Independent Neville and Harry. Bashing of Magical Britain.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Practical Magic - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 214,231 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 1,091 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 4/22/2016 - Published: 3/21/2016 - [Sirius B., Gillian O.] Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
tlhIngan maH! by Polydicta reviews
What happens when Harry is exposed to a fictional character with a worthwhile warrior ethos? What happens when Harry and company decide to emulate a fictional warrior race. tlhInganpu, is what. Some graphic death scenes later.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,920 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 4/22/2016 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Brown by mjimeyg reviews
Harry is rescued by a woman in a market and her sons when they accidentally discover the abuse he has suffered from the Dursleys. The world now has to deal with a wizard raised by one Agnes Brown.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mrs. Brown's Boys - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32,659 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 2,172 - Follows: 704 - Published: 4/11/2016 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Agnes B. - Complete
Hero System by dogbertcarroll reviews
Load Game Avatar - Xander Harris... Begin story in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... Story starts.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,475 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 1,833 - Follows: 1,903 - Updated: 3/26/2016 - Published: 11/12/2014
Raptor by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Hagrid wins a dragon egg...only what is inside is no dragon. Harry is the first to make eye contact with the creature inside...and ends up with a most unusual familiar. Watch out Hogwarts...things are about to get prehistoric!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 65,937 - Reviews: 3728 - Favs: 9,916 - Follows: 9,432 - Updated: 3/16/2016 - Published: 12/24/2015 - Harry P., Velociraptor
Asking For Advice by phoenixgirl26 reviews
Harry needs advice, then he blackmails Albus Dumbledore. Warning: some strong language, friendly Weasley. Hermione bashing, Dumbledore bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 36,864 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 753 - Follows: 295 - Published: 2/23/2016 - [Harry P., Luna L.] Ron W., Ginny W. - Complete
The Brother by whitetigerwolf reviews
Commissioner Gordon interview the man who killed the Joker, hoping to discover why he did. One-Shot. COMPLETE.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 144 - Published: 2/8/2016 - Harley Quinn, James G., OC - Complete
The World of Tomorrow by Clell65619 reviews
During in the raid on the Ministry of Magic at the end of Harry's 5th year, Harry ended up in a firefight in the Time Room and vanished.
Crossover - Futurama & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,974 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 344 - Published: 2/1/2016 - Complete
Magicks of the Arcane by Eilyfe reviews
Sometimes, all it takes to rise to greatness is a helping hand and the incentive to survive. Thrust between giants Harry has no choice but become one himself if he wants to keep on breathing. He might've found a way, but life's never that easy. Clock's ticking, Harry. Learn fast now.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 285,866 - Reviews: 2137 - Favs: 6,635 - Follows: 5,533 - Updated: 1/28/2016 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
What Are You Doing? (Youth!) by SpoonandJohn reviews
When Tsunade is told by the Council that Naruto will never be Hokage, things start to spiral horribly out of control. ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,034 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 1,885 - Follows: 612 - Published: 1/1/2016 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Tsunade S. - Complete
Back At Ya by Fairywm reviews
With one simple wish to a vengeance demon and Harry gets some of his own back. Response to Scott the Wanderer's challenge, When Harry met Hallie!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,136 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 1,568 - Follows: 766 - Updated: 12/21/2015 - Published: 6/27/2015 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Halfrek - Complete
It's Always The Quiet Ones by PixelWriter1 reviews
Some people can only be pushed so far. Luna will take a lot, but it's best not to insult her mother.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,400 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 2,928 - Follows: 807 - Published: 11/26/2015 - Severus S., Luna L., F. Flitwick - Complete
Unstoppable! by ProfessorPedant reviews
Harry got more than he expected when he found the Philosopher's Stone in his pocket at the end of First Year. The Stone opened a channel to the power of Cyttorak, turning Harry into an Unstoppable Juggernaut. Super!Harry, HP/Marvel Comics crossover. Harry, Hermione, Dr. Strange, Spider-man, and others. Moved from Crossovers for greater exposure.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 65,846 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 453 - Published: 11/24/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Through the Veil Strangely by littlewhitecat reviews
When Sirius falls through the Veil in the Department of Mysteries Harry attempts to nose-dive after him. A strange encounter for Harry radically changes his world view;why worry about a Dark Lord when there's a good book to explore?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 70,340 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 1,924 - Follows: 1,379 - Updated: 11/16/2015 - Published: 2/28/2014 - Complete
Revenge of the Wizard by Darth Marrs reviews
A Harry Potter cursed with immortality must not only survive the ravaging of Earth by monsters far more powerful than any humanity has encountered, but he must rise to save it, and in the process exact one wizard's revenge against the Galactic Empire.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 172,419 - Reviews: 4216 - Favs: 6,980 - Follows: 5,482 - Updated: 10/31/2015 - Published: 12/23/2014 - Complete
Harry Potter and Re-Building a Utopia by Fairywm reviews
Right before Sirius flies away in PoA, he convinces Harry to join him. Watch as they go to find the Lost City of Z and build a magical utopia. Will Sirius be the father figure Harry needs? And where did the centaurs come from? Slight bashing of some characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 66,028 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 1,335 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 10/30/2015 - Published: 10/15/2015 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Naruto Shippuden The Freelancer saga by T. Kareon reviews
After Jiraiya left Naruto alone on one of his 'Research' projects. Naruto Finds a mysterious armor with several secrets hidden inside it. Smart/Strong-Naruto, un-caring-Naruto, easily-pissed-Naruto. non-cannon-acting-Naruto.
Crossover - Naruto & Red vs. Blue - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 136,543 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 1,772 - Follows: 1,677 - Updated: 8/29/2015 - Published: 8/3/2014 - Naruto U., Maine/Meta, Delta, L. Church/Alpha
A Child Avenged by PandasWearGlasses reviews
Harry Potter is a good guy, really, but there are some lines that should never be crossed, and Nick Fury has just crossed them.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,360 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 7,919 - Follows: 3,253 - Published: 8/4/2015 - Harry P., Teddy L., Nick F. - Complete
The Problem with Horcruxes by Madhatter1981 reviews
During the final battle Harry explains to Voldemort how the wizards plans to achieve immortality wouldn't be working the way the man thought. With an epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,873 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/19/2015 - [Harry P., Luna L.] Voldemort - Complete
Sunnydale's Guitarrista by Desertcoyote77 reviews
YAHF - With a severe lack of options, Xander is given a guitar case and a distinctive jacket for Halloween.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,936 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/11/2015 - Xander H. - Complete
Little Guy by Clell65619 reviews
What if Lilly was a little more prepared to escape if Voldemort came calling. She knew that the Floo and Portkeys could be disabled, what if she had found a back door? Just a silly little story of a somewhat different Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,715 - Reviews: 1063 - Favs: 3,001 - Follows: 1,492 - Updated: 7/9/2015 - Published: 4/15/2015 - Complete
Exploiting Wizarding Antiquity by TheGirlWithFarTooManyIdeas reviews
...or, abusing the hell out of the fact that wizards use gold for money. I had always been a pragmatist, even before I died. But when I was reborn as a Carrow, with the ability to use magic, I proceed to take advantage of this fact. Malfoy was right about one thing - money is power. SI, cracky, one shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,571 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 975 - Follows: 454 - Published: 6/20/2015 - Harry P., OC, Flora C., Hestia C. - Complete
A Deal Made in Good Faith by sakurademonalchemist reviews
An accident while cooking leads to unexpected results. Meet Helen Crowley, the adopted daughter to the King of the Crossroads...and the world's first Mage Rider. This isn't your typical witch. There is a catch to her powers. She has to collect the soul of the man who made her an orphan to begin with, or she'll take his place. Can this snarky girl beat the deadline? FEM HP
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 42 - Words: 105,436 - Reviews: 1700 - Favs: 3,162 - Follows: 2,839 - Updated: 6/19/2015 - Published: 12/25/2014 - Harry P., Crowley
Pagans and Angels by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Sequel to Tricksters and Gods. Loki (currently hiding under his human name Harry Potter) has escaped his part of the universe and has found refuge in a new one. So he tries the world where his favorite book series happens to be set in. The only catch returning home is almost guaranteed to get him killed. Now he has to survive a world where real magic is almost impossible to find.
Crossover - Supernatural & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 58,449 - Reviews: 1477 - Favs: 3,638 - Follows: 3,470 - Updated: 5/7/2015 - Published: 12/25/2014 - Gabriel, Sam W., Dean W., Loki
Secret of the Naboo by fringeperson reviews
Crack-ish Two-shot. No outright pairings. Complete. Rated for insanity levels. What was once the Elemental Nations is now Naboo, and for when things go completely mad, well, there's still one Jinchuriki hanging about...
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,061 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 1,323 - Follows: 683 - Updated: 4/1/2015 - Published: 3/30/2015 - Padmé Amidala, Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J., Naruto U. - Complete
Always Read the Fine Print by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT. After being entered into the Tri-Wizard Tournament against his will, Harry does some independent research on what precisely "magically binding" means...and comes up with a very different approach to the competition. As they say, the pen is mightier than the sword...but is the quill mightier than the wand?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,463 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 4,178 - Follows: 1,412 - Published: 3/16/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter: Journey Through The Ages by gitar002 reviews
Harry seems like your ordinary ten year old. He is anything but. So when he eventually receives his introduction to the wizarding world, he can't wait to go. However, fates decided, Harry Potter has a much larger part to play than just being the Boy-Who-Lived. HPSG1 crossover.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 44 - Words: 415,646 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 1,163 - Follows: 1,328 - Updated: 2/23/2015 - Published: 10/7/2014 - S. Carter, D. Jackson, J. O'Neill, Harry P.
Naruto Chaos Mage by fg7dragon reviews
What if the Kyubi wasn't the only thing sealed inside Naruto? What if he finds out in his early childhood? Watch Naruto as he reveals his true self when he graduates from the Academy and takes the world by storm. Naruto x Harem
Crossover - Naruto & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま！ - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 46 - Words: 296,004 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 2,466 - Follows: 1,841 - Updated: 2/22/2015 - Published: 10/6/2013 - [Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Evangeline A.K. M., Asuna K.] - Complete
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 1669 - Favs: 8,798 - Follows: 4,118 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
The Birth of Evil by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Tom Riddle was able to use magic long before he received a wand. In this AU, Harry has the same grasp on his magic...and a hatred for Muggles... Watch the birth of evil. Smart!Dark!Evil!Harry, All 7 Years
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,965 - Reviews: 967 - Favs: 7,155 - Follows: 2,069 - Updated: 1/26/2015 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
To Bring a Smile by Sedure.Maikeru reviews
How much would it take for a mind to break? Harry will play his own game now. This time he will bring a smile to everyone's faces.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,446 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 1/16/2015 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
The MILF and the Veela by whitetigerwolf reviews
When Harry doesn't step forward after his name is drawn from the Goblet of Fire, Dumbledore uses the Goblet to summon his wayward student. Awkwardness ensues. ONE-SHOT, COMPLETE. M for...embarrassing situations and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 1,993 - Follows: 816 - Published: 11/6/2014 - [Harry P., Narcissa M., Fleur D.] Draco M. - Complete
Preconceptions by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander loses his memory and Buffy decides it's the perfect time to cut him out of the slaying. What he doesn't remember he can't miss and by the time his memory returns it'll be a done deal, right?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,038 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 1,746 - Follows: 1,719 - Updated: 10/13/2014 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Xander H.
DC Gothic - Teen Titans by gothicjedi666 reviews
The first part of what promises to be a very good DC self insert. Plenty of sex, humour and even some action as an immortal Gothic with a strange super power enters the DC Universe.
Crossover - Teen Titans & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 26 - Words: 147,570 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 10/8/2014 - Published: 9/7/2014 - [OC, Raven] - Complete
Do Over by Kyogre reviews
Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,823 - Reviews: 1581 - Favs: 11,507 - Follows: 5,244 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kyuubi/Kurama, Kushina U. - Complete
Adventures in Space by uoduck reviews
A week or two after defeating Ronan, the Guardians are just finishing up a job on a distant planet when they see a stranger in the Milano. Or well, a stranger to everyone but Peter.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 1,103 - Follows: 632 - Published: 10/4/2014 - Harry P., Peter Quill/Star-Lord - Complete
Luna's Animal by losthpfanficwriter reviews
Luna has found an Atlantean Micro-dragon... in the London zoo. Or has she? Story with a Luna/Harry relationship background.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 86 - Published: 10/4/2014 - [Luna L., Harry P.] - Complete
How Harry Turned Hogwarts Around by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Wizard lack common sense. Hermione had declared that in their first year at Hogwarts. Well, even after the war, with Voldemort dead, wizards refused to change the things that were important to prevent events that led to the war in the first place to repeat themselves. Time for Harry to make sure, at the right time and place, to teach them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,210 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 4,086 - Follows: 2,043 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 8/24/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Too Many Dates by fantasy1290 reviews
What if Harry's friends tried to help him out in getting a date to the Yule Ball and he suddenly found himself with too many dates? Hilarity and romance ensues of course. Harry/Multi and eventual harem.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 195,714 - Reviews: 1754 - Favs: 4,254 - Follows: 3,505 - Updated: 9/12/2014 - Published: 7/25/2013 - [Harry P., Luna L., Padma P., Daphne G.] - Complete
R&D by dogbertcarroll reviews
YAHF but why should all the costumes be American when the proprietor isn't? Xander dresses as the last human alive...
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,918 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 837 - Follows: 775 - Updated: 9/11/2014 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Xander H.
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 1479 - Favs: 8,698 - Follows: 3,415 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
893 by Yanagi-wa reviews
Harry winds up in Japan and lives a completely different life from the one Dumbledore planned for him. He returns to England and ... you need to read to find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 361,882 - Reviews: 2384 - Favs: 5,696 - Follows: 3,924 - Updated: 6/18/2014 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter, the Geek by Andrius reviews
The summer before his fifth year, Harry obtains a computer and an internet connection. Two months later, he emerges a changed person, for what has been seen cannot be unseen. AU with the whole Harry Potter timeline moved forward to the modern day. References to internet memes, video games, anime, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 65,269 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 2,994 - Follows: 1,578 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Invisible Fox by TheBeardedOne reviews
An accident bestows a completely new Kekkai Genkai on an orphaned boy, a bloodlimit that nobody could have foreseen...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 113,757 - Reviews: 2189 - Favs: 6,092 - Follows: 4,507 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Public Safety by Yunaine reviews
Harry fails to draw his wand quicker than Dudley manages to punch him. Harry is kicked out of the house and travels to the magical world where he's confronted with the steady destruction of his reputation. The public should have realised Harry never stands idle when faced with injustice. - Set after fourth year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,746 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 3,747 - Follows: 1,145 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Weary Wizard by Yunaine reviews
When a few inappropriate questions derail the meeting at the Hog's Head, Harry lets the situation play out. Eventually, he refuses to commit his free time to teach a bunch of easily distracted fools. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,450 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 8,889 - Follows: 2,479 - Published: 4/26/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Copycat by dogbertcarroll reviews
YAHF Xander creates his own character from a bunch of partial New Mutants' outfits, but what happens when the spell ends?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Marvel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,413 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 1,531 - Follows: 1,390 - Updated: 3/25/2014 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Xander H.
I wouldn't exactly call that sitting by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander is chosen... To babysit Dawn while Joyce joins Giles searching for Buffy in LA following the Alcatha incident. Unfortunately for Xander, Dawn has a plan, The Mayor has a spell, and TV has its first live broadcast Reality Show!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,141 - Reviews: 745 - Favs: 1,789 - Follows: 875 - Updated: 3/24/2014 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Xander H. - Complete
Script? Bleep the Script! by I. H. Scribe reviews
Angering Death is generally a bad idea. Which led to his current predicament. He had gone to sleep as Harry Potter, and woken up as Bella Swan. On an airplane. On the way to Forks. Rated M for Harry/Bella's mouth.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 1,643 - Follows: 556 - Published: 3/22/2014 - Harry P., Bella, Edward - Complete
Oh You Didn't Know? Yeah, He's Awesome by RuRuLaLa reviews
Remember Goblet of Fire? What would happen if Harry took the filter off his mouth and actually said what he's thinking? Bad things, probably. But it'll be fun as hell. My go at the Intelligent!Harry, Smart alec!Harry situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 53,325 - Reviews: 1006 - Favs: 4,738 - Follows: 4,546 - Updated: 3/21/2014 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Harry P.
The Laughing Fox by Lord Dragon Claw reviews
What if Naruto were to be raised by the Joker? Such an idea is so wrong, and yet so right. Not to be taken too seriously.
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,908 - Reviews: 1565 - Favs: 3,483 - Follows: 2,966 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Naruto U., Joker
Lacking an Anchor by dogbertcarroll reviews
Willow tries to keep Xander safe, by sending him away from battle using a teleport spell she'd barely read. Xander's in for quite a trip, pity the multiverse.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,311 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 1,939 - Follows: 1,862 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Xander H.
Travel Secrets: Second by E4mj reviews
Yr 2: Harry has returned in time after one too many things went wrong, his careful plans have been messed up, so he's trying a few new things. He's searching for the diary, but while things are similar, his presence has altered enough to keep him on his toes! No pairings. Dumbledore/Goodguys bashing. 2nd in series. Rated M because I'm paranoid. Everything belongs to Jo!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 87,314 - Reviews: 1187 - Favs: 4,877 - Follows: 2,725 - Updated: 2/24/2014 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Improbable History by Clell65619 reviews
When Harry is six and a half, he meets a pair of strangers on the street. One is leaving for his own life, and the other is looking to start over. Harry volunteers to help and discovers a world of adventure such as he never dreamed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,812 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 278 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Complete
Crack Investigator by Luan Mao reviews
The tale of the best investigator in magical history
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,961 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Time Ship by the stargate time traveller reviews
AU. Harry leaves the Dursleys, but he's beginning a quest to master, not magic, but Time itself. Building a time machine, Harry roams eternity of space / time and learns about himself...and his power...SMART Harry. VERY SMART Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,313 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 1,237 - Follows: 948 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Fruit Ninja by Clell65619 reviews
A Potterized classic Python Sketch
Crossover - Harry Potter & Monty Python - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 91 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Uncrowned Lord of Azkaban by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
At the end of first year eleven-year-old Harry is arrested for killing Quirrell. In Azkaban he befriends the Dementors, meets his godfather, institutes a regular poker game and ponders the question of a union for Dementors. Crack!fic. Obviously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,365 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 2,828 - Follows: 2,756 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Harry P.
Hiding Companions by I. H. Scribe reviews
Bruce Wayne and Harry Potter meet while hiding from a reporter and an overly-aggressive mother respectively.
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,170 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 1,065 - Follows: 373 - Published: 11/11/2013 - [Bruce W./Batman, Selina K./Catwoman] [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Surprise! It's an Adult! by I. H. Scribe reviews
"You do know how babies are made right?" "Of course I do, but what does that have to do with-" "All the ways?" "There's more than one?" "Oh. My. God," Harry said, banging his head against the cabinet above the stove. "Sit down, Gramps. We have a lot to talk about." There's a surprise waiting for Steve at Stark Tower.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,174 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 4,066 - Follows: 1,269 - Published: 11/5/2013 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Trouble With Sorting Hats by Durandall reviews
A mild send-up on a popular genre of Harry Potter fanfiction. As much as I enjoy them, some practical considerations come to mind. Inevitably, Harry has one specific ally in all those fics ... but what if that entity took a different view on things?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 1,045 - Follows: 339 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Harry P., Sorting Hat - Complete
Insane Asylum Escapees by RuneWitchSakura reviews
This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 1482 - Favs: 4,083 - Follows: 3,129 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Elder Sect by Clell65619 reviews
When Hagrid arrives at the Potter cottage in Godric's Hollow, he finds no sign of Harry Potter. It takes five long years for Harry to be found, in the care of a distant cousin, having been dropped off by his Great Grand Mother.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bewitched - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 59,287 - Reviews: 1608 - Favs: 4,385 - Follows: 2,915 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
XCOM: Second Contact by Agayek reviews
With the destruction of the Temple Ship humanity knew peace. XCOM never forgot their motto however, 'always vigilant, always reliable'
Crossover - X-Com & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 294,105 - Reviews: 1086 - Favs: 2,316 - Follows: 2,402 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013
Background Check by alcimines reviews
A new NCO has been assigned to Stargate Command and Jack has the sneaking suspicion that there is something a bit odd about Sergeant Xander Harris.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 78 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Xander H., Buffy S., J. O'Neill, Teal'c - Complete
The Sealed Kunai by Kenchi618 reviews
What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 670,128 - Reviews: 11334 - Favs: 15,740 - Follows: 10,568 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Secret Life of Epsilon Brown by hmmga reviews
When Harry defeated Voldemort as a baby, the resulting magic was enough to blast him halfway across the world. Believed dead by the wizarding community, Harry is found and raised by the men in the black suits, with no idea who he really is… COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 33 - Words: 46,548 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Harry P., Justin F. - Complete
A Cunning Slytherin by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Daphne Greengrass enacts a cunning plan to deal with her housemates' silly objections to her decision to date Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,356 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 2,945 - Follows: 1,218 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Daphne G., Harry P. - Complete
Seeing Death Eaters by losthpfanficwriter reviews
Harry is transported to a graveyard following the Third Task of the Tournament, and finds a creative solution to survive the fight with Voldemort and his minions.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Monty Python - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 170 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Herald of Death Book One: Countdown to Doomsday by megamatt09 reviews
A war of a different kind breaks out post-Voldemort and three years later, it leaves Harry Potter the last surviving magical user in Europe. Death visits him, and informs him of his role. Starts Smallville Season Seven. Harry/Kara/Chloe/Kara(Earth-2)/Tess/Diana/Cassie/M egan/Rachel/Thara/Imra/Zatanna. Clark/Lana/Lois/Raya.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Smallville - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 477,974 - Reviews: 1092 - Favs: 1,423 - Follows: 1,113 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Harry P., Kara/Supergirl, Chloe S., Tess M./Red Tornado - Complete
Am I worthy to love you? by Gravenimage reviews
Naruto is rejected by Sakura for bringing Sasuke back to Konoha and he snaps at her badly he leaves the village 5 years later he becomes the leader of the strongest team of kunoichi assemble team Kitsune Flash rises Naru/Saku/Ino/Hina lemons in the future
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 692,769 - Reviews: 1455 - Favs: 2,194 - Follows: 1,535 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 1/21/2009 - [Naruto U., Sakura H., Ino Y., Hinata H.]
Stargate SG-1: Maybourne Unleashed by BajaB reviews
What if Harry Maybourne had been more effective? Stargate SG-1, with a little bit more emphasis on acquiring technology to use. Starts from the season one Episode Enigma and generally follows canon timeline. Highlights only, not full story dialogs and scenes. Fill in the gaps yourselves. :)
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,793 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 4/29/2013 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Complete
Naruto Mysterious Power by Crossoverpairinglover reviews
While in Wave, Naruto is hit with a strange seal, and now is suddenly gaining new powers. How will the Ninja world take Naruto with 9 Kekkei Genkai. Sasu/Saku/bashing,M language themes. Fu Haku Tayuya Tenten Isaribi Samui Kurotsuchi Temari Hinata Harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 83 - Words: 207,653 - Reviews: 2220 - Favs: 4,190 - Follows: 2,500 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Haku, Fū - Complete
Harry Potter and the Connection Reversed by hermyd reviews
"Clear your mind!" wasn't actually the best advice. Harry is fed up and takes things into his own hands and discovers a way to end the war on his own terms. No one was expecting this of the Gryffindor Golden Boy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,495 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 7,135 - Follows: 2,040 - Published: 3/24/2013 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Reunion by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It all starts with Hogwarts' Class Reunion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,134 - Reviews: 1916 - Favs: 6,451 - Follows: 4,105 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Complete
Rebellion by TatraMegami reviews
Harry starts up a Rebellion after Dumbledore is forced to flee Hogwarts and his two targets are Dolores Umbridge and Severus Snape. He has a foolproof plan: to drive them insane by acting insane himself. Complete and sequel, Rising, is up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 121,979 - Reviews: 1535 - Favs: 3,263 - Follows: 1,755 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 3/1/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Master of Death Wears Hawiian Shirts by The Architect Project reviews
In which demons discover why you shouldn't summon the Master of Death while he's on vacation.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 1,373 - Follows: 474 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Harry P., Sam W. - Complete
Allure Immune Harry by Racke reviews
Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 10,085 - Follows: 2,931 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
All Was Not Well by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Harry was massively disappointed in how things were going after the final battle. Nothing had changed, it only looked like it on the outside. So he decides to change the past to prevent certain things from happening. Being the Master of Death has its perks. Time-travel, Harry / OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,271 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 5,639 - Follows: 2,016 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Moved by the Law of Probability by fringeperson reviews
The probability of Harry Potter living a completely normal life was low, but that was okay. Normality is over-rated and boring anyway. He's managed to do some pretty interesting things with his life since the war. Don't own, not canon compliant.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,155 - Reviews: 932 - Favs: 6,229 - Follows: 2,802 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
Taking the Long View by Lucillia reviews
What if Palpatine had been given much stronger precognitive abilities back when he was young, back in the days when all he cared about were racing and pissing off his father? If he'd known how much work becoming Supreme Ruler of the Galaxy would be back during his teenage years, would he have even bothered?
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 142 - Published: 12/7/2012 - E. Palpatine, Darth Maul - Complete
The Power of the Mind by Landstradd reviews
The Sorting Hat serves more purposes than is apparent. One of them is as a safe guard against abusive families. What changes might be wrought from this? Rated for coarse language and mild violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 188,218 - Reviews: 1534 - Favs: 3,838 - Follows: 4,505 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Harry P.
Oma's Choice by jacobds reviews
After saving the stone Harry is approached by Oma Desala, and is told that he is the subject of two different prophecies but one is currently blocking the other. He is given a chance to change his path and fulfill both destinies. Smart/Powerful Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 41 - Words: 206,427 - Reviews: 2972 - Favs: 5,028 - Follows: 3,745 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
All Hallows' Eve - New York by Whispering Darkness reviews
Harry Potter had never really managed a normal, peaceful Halloween, so he really shouldn't have been surprised when he was suddenly displaced from the grocery store and found himself in front of a maniacally cackling man in a very dramatic outfit.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 6,887 - Follows: 1,960 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry's Science Experiment by FloppyWandedDementorBuggerer reviews
A strange mixture of Science Fiction and Fantasy. Harry creates a monster using magic and technology to destroy Voldemort. Random and strange. Stupid. I do not own Harry Potter. If I did, this would be a sad day for literature because my hyper-active mind is only apt for finishing a short one-shot. RATED T FOR SCIENCE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Harry P.
Different Strokes for Different Folks by Publicola reviews
Harry Potter shows up in the middle of the Council of Elrond, and shows them why all magic is equal, but some magics are more equal than others. Brace yourself: it's a Harry Potter/Lord of the Rings crossover kinda-sorta crack!fic one-shot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,645 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 1,039 - Follows: 272 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Harrison Potter Stephens by Fyreheart reviews
Someone saw Harry Potter dropped off on a doorstep and refused to allow that to happen. Instead, he was adopted by a magical family, a family very different than what wizarding society was used to. Note: the Bewitched timeline was moved forward to fit into the Harry Potter universe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bewitched - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,122 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 2,289 - Follows: 627 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Complete
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 4969 - Favs: 17,638 - Follows: 15,968 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Real Ninja by Zelretch reviews
Harry is sick and tired of being told what to do. So he hires an Army of Ninja, meeting some cute girls along the way. Hakuna Mutata, it means no worries. Prophecy-Schmophecy. Oneshot. Pairing Harry Potter x Su Li x Lisa Turpin. Rated T to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,134 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 56 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Harry P., Su L. - Complete
Naruto One Man Team by Ackdam reviews
After graduating from the academy, Naruto starts to reveal his true self. Won't everyone be surprised at what the 'demon' can do?...Powerful Naruto - NaruXHarem - Saku/Sasu/Kiba bashing - Rated M for language, violence and adult themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 431,868 - Reviews: 4428 - Favs: 10,019 - Follows: 8,536 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Partially Kissed Hero by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Summer before third year Harry has a life changing experience, and a close encounter with a dementor ends with him absorbing the horcrux within him. Features Harry with a backbone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 483,646 - Reviews: 16523 - Favs: 11,372 - Follows: 9,877 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Harry P.
Naruto's BFF by Lucillia reviews
Due to an unfortunate choice of words, Madara gets a little stalker before the Massacre.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,049 - Reviews: 905 - Favs: 3,153 - Follows: 1,450 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Madara U., Naruto U. - Complete
Food Scandal by Malicean reviews
Governmental contracts usually go to the lowest bidder. Even in galaxies far, far away. And, here or there, you get what you pay for.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,252 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 1,042 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Darth Vader, F. Piett, OC, General Veers - Complete
The Queen who fell to Earth by Bobmin356 reviews
Forced to compete and abandoned by his friends, he steps from the tent with only one goal in mind, suicide. Instead Harry awakens a power that spans time and space and starts a war between the worlds.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dragonriders of Pern series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 302,411 - Reviews: 2680 - Favs: 6,091 - Follows: 3,170 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Who Needs Obliviators? by Drauchenfyre reviews
British Aurors Obliviate Muggles to keep magic a secret. What if other countries did it differently?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 184 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Somehow I'm the Mother of the Year by Katty008 reviews
Talia decides to pick sides once and for all and marries Bruce. She was not expecting this to involve eight children, two dogs, and cats. Lots and lots of cats.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,356 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 1,955 - Follows: 449 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
To Catch A Robin by Schnickledooger reviews
Artemis has reason to believe that Robin, the Boy Wonder, attends Gotham Academy as well. All she needs is evidence. She enlists the help of Dick Grayson to track him down. Trolling commences.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,986 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 1,655 - Follows: 334 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Artemis C./Artemis, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
The Problem with Homonyms by Polydicta reviews
He shall have the power he knows not. Simple, right? Wrong …
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 59 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hereward's Harem by Polydicta reviews
Having all but lost touch with most of his friends, Harry has turned to writing, a very lucrative if lonely occupation. Of course, being Harry, he has discovered a hidden talent for writing … adult romances. This is the story of an author.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
All You Need to Know About Wizardkind by Polydicta reviews
Nicholas Flamel and Albus Dumbledore were wrong – there is an arithmantically satisfying and most important thirteenth use for Dragon's Blood.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 81 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Epiphania by Polydicta reviews
The trio are brewing a very special potion in Slughorn's class ...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Impossible by Belle's Noir reviews
Dumbledore had tricked him into becoming a Champion but Harry wasn't going to take it lying down. He may be forced to compete in the tasks but who says he has to complete the tasks?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,213 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 3,913 - Follows: 1,262 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
GodEmperor of Little Whinging by Polydicta reviews
Harry Potter found a roll of five-pound notes. Enough to buy a meal and some second-hand science fiction books, very thick science fiction books.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 57 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
McGuffin's Device by Polydicta reviews
Hermione has discovered the ultimate weapon against Lord Voldemort - McGuffin's Device.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Triwizard Tales by Clell65619 reviews
- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,772 - Reviews: 1597 - Favs: 7,304 - Follows: 2,734 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
The Lord of Light by Darth Marrs reviews
Where the hell is Harry now? Third in the Forever Mage trilogy begun by HP and the Four Founders and continued in Forever Mage. How will Darth Vader and the Emperor deal with a wizard born long ago in a galaxy far, far away?
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 238,517 - Reviews: 2031 - Favs: 2,691 - Follows: 1,882 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Leia O., Harry P. - Complete
The Worst Muggles Imaginable by Ephemeral3501 reviews
The Dursleys truly are the worst muggles imaginable.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,995 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 815 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Harry P.
When Is It a Contract by Aealket reviews
Luna wants to have a better third year, so she asked her Daddy what to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,433 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 4,147 - Follows: 1,073 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
How Xenophilius Lovegood Saved Britain by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Gabrielle writes a letter to Harry. Changes occur. Xeno saves the country. Massively AU, contains numerous memos. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,988 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 1,327 - Follows: 331 - Published: 9/12/2011 - [Harry P., Luna L.] - Complete
Saying No by Bobmin356 reviews
Post OOTP, Harry is fed up and won't take it anymore. Dumbledore's worst nightmare!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 122,301 - Reviews: 1797 - Favs: 6,629 - Follows: 2,412 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Escalation by Bobmin356 reviews
Ignore the Muggle world at your peril! Albus Dumbledore learns a hard lesson
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 2,807 - Follows: 666 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sandy Crack Shack by Clell65619 reviews
- Seven years after the fall of Voldemort George and Angelina Weasley are on their honeymoon. On a dare George takes his new bride to a special beach, and there they meet someone from their past.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,500 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 178 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Harry P., Dean T. - Complete
A Discian in Ravenclaw by fringeperson reviews
oneshot, don't own, complete. Following the thought of 'Disc Raised'. How does Harry Sto Helit/Potter handle Hogwarts and everything that goes with it?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,750 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 119 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Real Skill by fringeperson reviews
Don't own. Oneshot. Consider the skill-set of the ninja in relation to their profession. Big, flashy jutsu and in-your-face martial arts has never been what they really did. They are the shadows. Behold: Naruto has NINJA skills.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,806 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 1,369 - Follows: 367 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Goblet of Fire, Harry's Way by mapplepie reviews
Harry's annoyed of having been bound to participate in the Triwizard Tournament he didn't even want. Why does he have to care? He's getting out of it whether you judges like it or not. What's the safest way to get out of this ... ? Think outside the box.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,672 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Ludo B. - Complete
Force sensitive by LunaStorm reviews
At age eight, Harry Potter had an epiphany. He realized, with the utter certainty that only an eight years old can have, that he was a Jedi.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,655 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 2,893 - Follows: 918 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
But, It's Just a Painting! by FreakyDeaky01 reviews
Why is everyone always so afraid of disturbing Walburga? Warning: Language...lots and lots of language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 95 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Ibiki's Apprentice by May Wren reviews
The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 1263 - Favs: 9,088 - Follows: 3,469 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Naruto U., Ibiki M. - Complete
Knight Away by hatten-jc reviews
Xander meets two powerful beings and goes on a long journey
Crossover - Star Wars & Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 183,611 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Jaina S., Xander H. - Complete
His Own Man by Crunchysunrises reviews
In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he is eleven again, nothing is going the same as before, and people are starting to ask questions, especially the Malfoys, the Hogwarts professors and, most worryingly, Mad-Eye Moody. Harry is beginning to suspect that he might not be up to this Master of Death business and everything that goes along with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 147,481 - Reviews: 5640 - Favs: 14,806 - Follows: 16,253 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Harry P.
Death's Doorbell by Paladeus reviews
"Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that." - H/Hr/L/ Sorta Tonks - Comedy, Slight Crack, Two omakes/shorts - Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,699 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 987 - Follows: 278 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., N. Tonks - Complete
Harry Potter Hit Wizard by DobbyElfLord reviews
One-shot sequel to Harry Potter - Mercenary Two years have passed and now Harry is back for a bit of revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,539 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 3,888 - Follows: 998 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Proof that Killer Bee is Rubbing Off on Naruto by ichilover3 reviews
Sakura froze. Kakashi almost dropped his book. God help us all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 863 - Follows: 159 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Realizations by Wishweaver reviews
Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 264,047 - Reviews: 9024 - Favs: 13,468 - Follows: 10,317 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Harry P.
Riddles from the Shadows by Tjin reviews
YAHF Xander dresses up as one of his favorite aliens.Buffybabylon 5 Xover
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Xander H. - Complete
Tales Of A Maho Shinobi by uncutetomboy's bro reviews
Xover. After the events of his 5th year some members of harry's family decide to help him out. To help they send him to the shinobi continent where he meets someone who will be his brother. Harry PotterNaruto Crossover. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 93 - Words: 598,480 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Thing About Contracts Is by Nom9de9Plume reviews
Harry discovers some interesting truths about contracts that leads to a plan to leave his troubles behind.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,393 - Reviews: 1036 - Favs: 3,388 - Follows: 2,589 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Harry P., Luna L.
Evacuation of the Flumpawumps by Lineape reviews
Harry awakes to quite the surprise when he finds Luna trying to remove the Flumpawumps from him, through her mouth, via his... other wand... HarryxLuna. Crack, especially later on! Omakes eight through ten up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,051 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 1,317 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Secrets by filkertom reviews
He's the Dark Lord, she's the broken thing at his feet. As far as anyone knows. Warnings: somewhat rough yet consensual sex, d/s, a little dub-con, some language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 73 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Not As Advertised by sasahara17 reviews
Harry Potter is dissatisfied with what he finds after being sorted into Slytherin, and writes a request to the Headmaster requesting to change houses. AU, OOC, OneShot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,490 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 86 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 15743 - Favs: 10,037 - Follows: 7,648 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
Omni Law by bob-the-blue reviews
Complete. AU. A scene from a different Triwizard shows a realistic reaction to a Powerful!Harry. Crossover with the Marvel Universe. Rated M for profanity and drug use.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Marvel - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 237 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Albus D. - Complete
Hedwig and the Goblet of Fire by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry uses Hedwig to test the restrictions on the Goblet of Fire. Obviously, they're not good enough to stop the smartest owl in Britain!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 4,465 - Follows: 1,146 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Parvati P. - Complete
Runic Animagi by Kassien reviews
COMPLETE! AU! Post OoTP, Sixth Year Story. Harry decides to have a little fun after hearing the Prophecy as a death sentence and his life takes on a life of its own! Harry/Daphne, HP/DG!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 161,554 - Reviews: 1376 - Favs: 6,869 - Follows: 2,980 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Ninja Art of Manly Posing! by Ranmawho1 reviews
SUPER CRACKFIC ONESHOT WITH TWO CHAPTERS THAT YOU MUST READ! When the Raikage loses his arm in the battle against Sasuke, He recieves help from the most unlikely of sources, the gods of Manly Posing! Read at your own risk! Sequel to 'Muscles ARE Useful!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,814 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Obito U. - Complete
Echoes of the fallen by Chilord reviews
YAHF- Xander lost a bet with with Willow, where he had to dress up as a Jewish character for Halloween. Well, he stuck to the bet.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-Men - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 96,303 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 1,871 - Follows: 838 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Xander H. - Complete
The Hell I Will! by gphoenix51 reviews
What if? What if Harry had more contact with Sirius after his escape? What if Harry and Hermione made a new friend at the World Cup? What if the Goblet of Fire scene played out differently?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,669 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 1,321 - Follows: 391 - Published: 10/5/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Oh, Did You Have a Sob Story Too, Sasuke? by Sarah1281 reviews
Naruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 2,312 - Follows: 458 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Coven of The Rose by CRose reviews
Harry's escaped from Azkaban and wants Revenge! Now this isn't your normal everyday kind of revenge, Harry is a second generation Marauder with a bone to pick with just about everyone that thinks they can just discard him like a worn out shoe
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 82,796 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 2,515 - Follows: 1,326 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Complete
Marriage in Mind by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. AU. A marriage contract. They want him to sign away his freedom and his future and his life on a girl who didn't even attend her best friend's funeral. Harry has other ideas.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,023 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 3,406 - Follows: 798 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Unforgiving by DisobedienceWriter reviews
A banished Naruto is told he needs to return to the Hidden Leaf by an emissary of the new Rokudaime Hokage. His reaction isn't what you'd expect.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,146 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 3,798 - Follows: 1,158 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Post Owl from Hagrid? Yeah Right by texaswookie reviews
All right we all love Hagrid we all know he has an interesting taste in interesting animals. So how did he manage to pick out a snowy white Owl? Here in these one shots Harry gets animals that Hagrid would more likely have given him for pets
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 177 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Rubeus H., Harry P.
Being a Master at Ignoring the Obvious by sockpuppet82 reviews
“Look,” he said, pointing somewhere behind Malfoy’s head. “Something expensive.” Ron's a fellow master at ignoring the obvious, Hermione's easy to distract, and Draco...Harry's not sure if Draco's just humouring him, or really really dense.H/D slash&crack
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,787 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 1,443 - Follows: 210 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Magical Secrets at Sea by digisammiegirl reviews
Harry has a secret. No one knows about it and he'll be damned to Jones' Locker if anyone ever did. Harry Potter and post Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 67,766 - Reviews: 1186 - Favs: 3,402 - Follows: 2,211 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Grass Is Always Greener by kb0 reviews
During the second term of Harry’s sixth year, he ends up saving Daphne Greengrass from a fate worse than death. To repay him, she teaches him Occlumency and they get to know each other well enough to learn that labels are not always useful... HP/DG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 100,620 - Reviews: 1107 - Favs: 7,843 - Follows: 2,884 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
The Book of Dobby: Per Arcana ad Astra by Doghead Thirteen reviews
There's only so far you can push anyone before they'll push back, and Harry's been pushed too far. Between that and Dobby's form of mad proving contagious, things are about to get violent. ABANDONED.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,963 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 12/2/2008 - Published: 10/2/2008
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 6,335 - Follows: 1,905 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter Mercenary by DobbyElfLord reviews
Harry Potter is sent to prision for a crime he did commit. Now they need their hero back but he's lost all interest in saving them. They threw him away and now its going to cost them. Note rating! One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,402 - Reviews: 936 - Favs: 8,548 - Follows: 2,221 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Greatest Minister of Magic by BajaB reviews
“...take the steps I have suggested, and you will be remembered, in office or out, as one of the bravest and greatest Ministers of Magic we have ever known.” - Albus Dumbledore – Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 1,770 - Follows: 460 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete
Strangers on a Train by Jen K reviews
Based on Spider-man 2. The people on the train Spider-man saved meet him at different points as Peter Parker. Will they recognize him?
Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,577 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 896 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 8/24/2004
Naruto, Master of Seals by DisobedienceWriter reviews
One Shot. Naruto takes the revelation of his demonic 'tenant' more seriously. Looking at the seal on his belly starts Naruto on a new path in life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,214 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 1,840 - Follows: 536 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Nighthawk Chronicles by Cyclone reviews
Xander finds a use for that old codename... On hold.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 65 - Words: 100,241 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 804 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 4/27/2005 - Xander H.
The Little Necromancer Who Sucked by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Harry is attempting to summon a spirit. He gets something else entirely. Luna is vaguely impressed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 117 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Horror! The Horror! by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Humorous, post GOF tale. Harry goes to Africa and sets up a potions ingredient business. Wackiness ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,926 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 3,450 - Follows: 1,171 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Larceny, Lechery, and Luna Lovegood! by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 230,739 - Reviews: 2757 - Favs: 4,504 - Follows: 1,977 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Two Weeks in the Alley by BajaB reviews
13 years old, a vault full of gold, and two unsupervised weeks in Diagon Alley – What’s a boy to do? Summer before PoA AU, some adult themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,075 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 3,394 - Follows: 894 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
How to get to school when the Portal's Broken by Seel'vor reviews
At the beginning of second year, Dobby blocks the portal at Kings Cross. Ron steals the car and flies away. How do Harry and Hermione get to school? H/Hr Silliness.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,771 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 168 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Not Right For Him by JJ Rust reviews
How will Hermione react when she learns Harry and Luna are together?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,948 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 128 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Magical Contracts by Kalen Darkmoon reviews
In Goblet of Fire, JKR established that it was absurdly easy to bind other witches and wizards unwillingly into binding magical contracts with a simple, school-taught 'confundus' charm. What if Harry took note of that and decided to do something about it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,285 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 3,982 - Follows: 1,071 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Trademark Dispute by Clell65619 reviews
Voldemort has finally pushed Harry too far. There is only one recourse open to the young hero. He must unleash the most horrifying, the most diabolical weapon in his arsenal. The mind of Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,434 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 2,092 - Follows: 701 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Irish Choice by DisobedienceWriter reviews
With all the crappy stuff Harry goes through at Hogwarts, the smart money would be on him transferring to a different, better school early in his career. Here’s one way it might have happened. No planned pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 62,622 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 5,486 - Follows: 1,738 - Updated: 9/20/2007 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Harry Potter's Life Lessons by DisobedienceWriter reviews
AU of Year One. The Dursleys have done one good thing for Harry Potter’s continued safety: their neglect has made him suspicious, sneaky, and cruel. A brief explanation of how things might have gone differently. Includes DH spoilers. Amoral!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,772 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 5,194 - Follows: 1,317 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Summer of Independence by redfrog reviews
Set right after 5th year. Harry becomes independent. No pairings, lots of Quidditch and some Ron&Ginny&Dumbledore&Etc bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 131,378 - Reviews: 999 - Favs: 6,441 - Follows: 1,894 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Absinthe Makes the Heart Grow Fonder by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry drinks Absinthe and it has a strange reaction with his magic, things get wacky.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,266 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 1,712 - Follows: 563 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Of Dragons and Weddings by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Harry just wanted chocolate cake. Of course, he did not factor Luna Lovegood into his afternoon...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 148 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Ground Hog Day by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry lives the same day over and over again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,464 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 2,587 - Follows: 760 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Oops by SilverWolf7007 reviews
When Harry says 'oops', things tend to explode. But not this time. No, this time...well. Something else happened.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 3,069 - Follows: 629 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Freak Parade by The-Caitiff reviews
Starts as parody of the formula most independant!Harry stories follow. Overly friendly Goblins, Manipulative Dumbledore, a shopping trip, a will from Sirius etc... Then it gets weird.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,147 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 2,301 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 11279 - Favs: 21,063 - Follows: 7,179 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Lets do the Time Warp Again by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,402 - Reviews: 2241 - Favs: 6,084 - Follows: 2,319 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
The Chamber Strike by evansentranced reviews
Harry is sick of Umbridge and everyone pushing him around. Halfway through fifth year, he decides to Do Something about it. Warning: Contains nuts. And cults, falling sugar bowls, terrible handwriting, and beleaguered caretakers. Crack!fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,110 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 1,468 - Follows: 324 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Harry P., Argus F. - Complete
Accounting no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 6,012 - Follows: 1,333 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
XanderHog Day by tohonomike reviews
For Halloween, Xander dresses as a certain weatherman, and the experience keeps on going and going. Might move back to Crossovers once Hallowen is over and Crossovers might result.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 100 - Words: 208,283 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 2/10/2006 - Published: 9/30/2004 - Xander H.
Evil Be Thou My Good by Ruskbyte reviews
Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,554 - Reviews: 1972 - Favs: 8,978 - Follows: 2,489 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Origin Story by jjonahjameson reviews
Crossover. Too bad there isn't a category called 'silly'...SpiderMan gets some help with his itchy suit and a costume designer gets a new career direction.
Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,568 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 145 - Published: 4/6/2005 - Complete
The Power The Dark Lord Knows Of by Finbar reviews
A very silly little one shot where Harry lets Voldemort know about the Power he isnt supposed to know about...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 1,243 - Follows: 306 - Published: 4/4/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Marvellous Tidings by JMD-009 reviews
During S2 Halloween Xander buys from the comic book rack instead.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Marvel - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/15/2004 - Xander H. - Complete
Identity Crisis by jjonahjameson reviews
Spoilers for the second movie. How can you expect a trainfull of people to keep a secret?
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,301 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 1,058 - Follows: 197 - Published: 7/13/2004 - Complete
The Last Temptation of Alfred by David Hines reviews
At a butlering convention, Alfred has a moment of weakness.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,805 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 110 - Published: 3/12/2004
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Writing with Runes reviews
4th Year AU, Harry wants to find out how the magic of the goblet works and discovers something far more significant. The first story published on FF, so please comment, thanks. The story is complete, just releasing the pages day by day to give me time to work on the next. Based on the Prompt from Reddit user asifbaig.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,625 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 12/25/2019 - Published: 12/20/2019 - Complete
Random Rambles of a Wondering Wanderer reviews
Prompts, challenges, and ideas turned into short stories. Cleaned up with a few grammar apps, but none are edited. Expect lots of humor, including some rather dark tones, along with a helping of entertainment.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,299 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/24/2019 - Published: 12/9/2019
