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In a snow covered cliff, a being decked out in white armor, golden helmet and brown shoulder armor was fighting red and blue simulation troopers. The Meta was able to fight off Tucker and slammed him into the ground. The Meta was hit by a round of shotgun fire, causing him to face the offender.

He saw Sarge the red armored trooper aiming a shotgun at him. "Come here, you big son of a bitch!" Sarge yelled as he pumped his Shotgun.

The Meta growled before he headed towards Sarge. The Meta headed in Sarge's direction, but the simulation trooper fired several more rounds at The Meta. Sarge fired again but the Meta ducked under the shot and knocked the shotgun out of the way and grabbed Sarge by the throat and began to choke him.

"Hey Grif! I've lost my shotgun! What am I going to do without my shotgun?" Sarge managed to yell out. "Shotgun Dammit!" Sarge yelled again.

"Shotgun?" Grif asked, before he glanced around and noticed the Warthog. "Oh, Come on, Simmons!" Grif announced.

"Ahh…Hey Meta…Settle a bet, would you?" Sarge breathed out as he attached the Warthog's tow cable to the Meta's chest-plate. "Does that thing kind look like a big cat to you?" Sarge asked.

The Meta turned his head to see Grif and Simmons pushing a wrecked Warthog towards the edge of a cliff. He quickly looked down to see that Sarge had attached Warthog's tow cable to his armor. The Meta tried to reach for the remove it but it was too late. The Reds pushed the Warthog off the edge of the cliff, causing the cable to tighten.

Sarge quickly pulled the Capture Unit off of the Meta's back, just as the Meta was pulled off his feet. The Meta was dragged along the snowy ground, while trying to grab onto something. He grabbed onto Grif's leg and dragged him.

Just as Grif was about to fall Simmons grabbed his hand, causing the Meta to stop suddenly, but the sudden stop caused the Meta to lose his grip and let go at Grif's foot causing him to fall of the cliff.

The Meta panicked, just as he finally gained an A.I. to get his power back it was stripped from him and he was pulled off a cliff. He still had the Armor enchantments, but he needed an A.I to run them effectively.

'It's either do…or die.' Maine thought as he began to activate the Time Distortion unit. 'I am sorry Washington, and I'm sorry Carolina. You two were what I could call my closest friends.' Maine thought with genuine remorse as he fell to the icy deeps of the Ocean, as the Time Distortion unit activated. But with no A.I to run it, Maine was sent to a random place in time to a random location. The form of the Meta was gone. Not that any of the Reds or Blues cared, and the Chairman was un-interested with useless technology.

(Random Place, Random time) – Elemental Nations, Unknown time.

A disgruntled teenage blonde wearing a substantial amount of orange clothing was walking through a forest. His 'Sensei' had abandoned him again to peek in the nearest town's hot springs. He wasn't even allowed to enter any towns or villages due to the risk of the Akatsuki finding his location, so he always had to sleep in the town's forest by himself.

Naruto walked through the forest with a slight frown on is face. Some might be worried with the fact that didn't have his 'smile' on his face, but they never seen his real smile, only the Fake one. And that annoyed him, no one could see through it. Whenever he looked at his reflection he questioned everyone's intelligence. His smile was so fake it made him feel uneasy, mostly because it was an unnatural smile, but every thought it was real.

The Blonde sighed slightly. Jiraiya had promised to train him and to help him become a stronger ninja. But the Sannin had yet to teach him anything worthwhile, only how to create a slightly larger Rasengan and how to break out of low-level Genjutsu. But he wanted to learn something new, worthwhile, not the same thing but on a different scale.

He didn't want to be known as the Shinobi that spammed Rasengans and Shadow Clones all the time. But Jiraiya wasn't helping. He wanted a teacher who would explain something to him, he's always had teachers who just assume he knows things, but he doesn't. He didn't know much, but that wasn't his fault. No one wanted to teach him anything. Plus with his High Chakra reserve, he was always energetic and couldn't sit still to actually learn.

"But, I guess I have to pull through and teach myself." Naruto muttered to himself as he trekked deeper into the forest.

"What is…What's that?" Naruto asked himself as he spotted something white. He pushed through some of the branches to see a large white being in what looked like armor. Naruto moved around the being till he reached the golden part of its face.

"Hey…um, are you alright?" Naruto asked unsure. When he received no answer tried to grab the armor being. But when he touched the being, Naruto received a shock of electricity before he felt almost all of his Chakra reserves deplete.

"W-what…what just happened?" Naruto mumbled out as began to stumble around. The teen glanced back at the armor and saw several lights rush towards him. "Higakergerk" Naruto sounded when the lights hit him, just as he passed out.

Naruto's eyes opened slowly, allowing him to take in the scenery. "Well, I'm in my Mindscape…huh, what a depressing place." Naruto cynically muttered, which again would surprise anyone heard him. During one of Jiraiya's escapades, Naruto tried to meditate. Well Jiraiya suggested to and after a few hours of waiting for his sensei to return, Naruto tried.

When he entered his sewer mindscape he saw the Kyūbi and naturally freaked out like an idiot. He ran off deeper into the sewers and bumped into himself. Naruto freaked out again and attacked his look alike. They reached a stalemate, and the Naruto look-a-like was able to convince Naruto that they should become one. Naruto said no, but the look-a-like promised if he did that he would teach him a Justu, and Naruto quickly agreed like an idiot.

It turned out He had some sort of split personality, were one was a happy idiot and the other Angry idiot. After they combined Naruto became a Cynical jaded individual, he realized both of his personalities where on a spectrum of stupidity, one being so self-deprecating that he'd force himself to endure hatred of people that don't care about him, to lead people who hate him. The other Naruto wanted to kill and destroy everyone because they made him mad.

He himself just didn't care anymore, he still wanted to become Hokage, but that was just out of spite to piss off the Villagers.

Naruto was knocked out of his musings when he heard yelling causing him to quicken his pace towards the noise.

"What the fuck is this place! Why the Hell are you here! How are you still Alive! And why am I in a shit hole!" A male voice yelled.

"You should calm down Alpha." A calming stotic voice announced, causing Naruto's step to falter slightly.

"Will you shut up Delta! All I remember is Washington trying to Emp the Meta. Now I'm in a fucking sewer so I think I can be a little emotional right now!" a voce presumably someone called Alpha yelled.

"Hm, you're always emotional, Church." A female voice stated coolly.

"Shut up Tex!" Alpha or Church yelled.

Naruto arrived at the area where the yelling was coming from, and saw several figures arguing. Naruto saw a white-ish/sapphire colored humanoid in armor holding a large pole-like object. There was a green humanoid that had similar armor to the 'Alpha' but was more rounded. Then there was a Black armored figure, the three stood facing each other. Naruto deduced that those were the people that were arguing.

The Blonde teen looked around the three arguing figures to see several other luminescent figures watching the whole interaction. One was a transparent human that gleaned a fiery orange, which had fire surrounding his body. Another was an armored being that looked similar to the green one, except the being had grey and black armor that seemed to pull the surrounding light around itself, making the being look far more sinister than it should have been. To the dark figures side was a light blue human, what Naruto noticed was that the figure was stiff.

"This is…this is weird." Naruto commented as he observed "Alpha's, Delta's and Tex's" conversation. Naruto felt something tug on his clothing causing him to jump slightly. He quickly turned to see a humanoid figure that was about half his size. He noticed the being wore the same armor 'Alpha' wore, but it was purple and red.

"H-hey mister…um, w-what are you doing here?" the being asked, and Naruto noticed it had the voice of child.

"Well, this is my mind." Naruto stated. "I should be the one who's asking, but who are you?" Naruto asked kindly.

"I'm Theta." The childish voice replied. "A-are you upset that we're here?" Theta asked timidly.

"It depends really. You and your…friends haven't attacked me. So I guess I'm not upset." Naruto said. "But I am annoyed that I was knocked out." Naruto muttered to himself.

"Oh, they're not my friends. They're my brothers and sisters." Theta informed with a slight happiness. "The White-ish one is the Alpha my Father. The Green one is Delta my brother, he's really nice and really smart. The black one is Allison my sister, she may seem mean but she's nice when you get to know her. The Orange one is Sigma my brother, he's kinda mean sometimes but he's really smart too. The dark ones my brother Omega, I don't like him much, he's always mean. The light blue one is Gamma he's nice sometimes unless he starts telling knock, knock jokes. I don't know where Iota is. Maybe she's still inside Maine's armor." Theta informed.

Naruto looked at Theta questionably. "Why are you telling me this? We just met a few minutes ago." Naruto asked.

"I don't know…I just trust you." Theta voiced as he tilted his head.

"Hmm, I guess that does make since. But be careful on who you put your trust in alright. Someone might use it against you." Naruto said, having a lot of experience in that regard. First having The Third Hokage Manipulate him, using his trust and respect of the man to make him loyal to Konoha. Second was when Mizuki tricked him into stealing the Scroll of Sealing. Third was when Kakashi, pawned him off to a jonin that hated him. Fourth was Jiraiya, who was constantly abandoning him.

"O-oh, why would they use it against me?" Theta asked.

"Because…because there are always bad people out there in the world." Naruto stated sadly.

"Hmm…I guess I understand, but can you help me then?" Theta asked, causing Naruto to nod.

"Of course Theta, you can count on me." Naruto voiced, before he glanced around and noticed the Orange being, Sigma is was Theta called him, was gone.

"Then how the Hell do we get out of here!?" Alpha yelled.

"I don't think that would be a good idea." Delta stated.

"And why the fuck not!?" Alpha asked.

"Because the only thing keeping us alive is the being we're residing in." Delta stated. "Whatever has happened to us has cut us off our usual power source. But whatever we're in is keeping us alive. It wouldn't be a good idea to leave." Delta informed.

"And I keep telling you I'm not an A.I. I'm a ghost!" Alpha yelled, causing Naruto to pale slightly.

"Why are you so adamant on believing you're not the Alpha?" Delta asked.

"Because it doesn't make any sense! If I was the Alpha I would remember being it!" the Alpha yelled.

"The reason you don't remember is because, Epsilon, the fragment of you memories has been removed." Delta stated. "But, let's save this argument for another time…Church. The owner of this mind has arrived." Delta stated directly.

"So I get to meet the person with a sewer for a mind, whooped fucking doo." The Alpha voiced cynically.

"My god Church, do you need to change your tampon." Tex taunted. "With all your bitching one might think so." Tex stated.

"Shut up, Tex!" the Alpha yelled, which the A.I ignored. Naruto took that as his queue to join in on the Oh so wonderful conversation.

"What the hell is up with this kid?" Church asked.

"The names Naruto, not kid." Naruto stated with a slight glare.

"Oh, what a scare glare." Church taunted.

"Knock It off Church, he's the reason you're still alive. Be grateful at least." Tex stated.

"I've died so many fucking times, I honestly don't care if he saved my life or not. Hell, I wouldn't care if he was the one who gave me life in the first place." Church replied. Naruto just glanced at the angry being before he focused on Delta. The Alpha was probably just really pissed about the situation he was in, he could understand that.

"So um…who are you?" Naruto asked to the green hologram inside his head.

"I am the A.I. designated Delta, former A.I. of Project Freelancer." Delta stated.

"Hmm, A.I., what's the "A" stand for?" Naruto asked.

"Artificial." Delta replied.

"What's the "I"…" Naruto began to ask only for Church to interrupt him.

"Intelligence, A.I. is Artificial intelligence, god damn it's like I've had this conversation dozens of times!" Church yelled.

"Sorry to annoy you with all my trivial questions, but there is no such thing as A.I. where I'm from, so I had to clarify." Naruto rebutted.

"It is understandable." Delta stated. "I am curious though, where are we?" Delta asked.

"The Elemental Countries, the outskirts of the Land of Hot water to be precise." Naruto informed. "But I can already tell you have no idea what that is." Naruto commented as he noticed the entire A.I group move around him.

"That is correct, I have been on multiple planets but I have zero data on 'The Elemental Countries, and The Land of Hot Water.'" Delta stated.

Naruto took a deep breath and exhaled. "Yeah, I thought so." He muttered. "Okay, since we already covered, who I am and who you are. Let's move on to, why the hell you're here?" Naruto asked impolitely.

"Essentially you are the one who 're-birthed' us." Delta stated. "We're here because you're keeping up alive." Delta informed.

"I see." Naruto muttered. "So if you leave, you die?" Naruto cleared.

"In layman's terms…yes." Delta voiced.

"Man that sucks, but who was the armored guy outside? Why were you guys in him?" Naruto asked.

"That was Agent Maine. A Rouge Freelancer, now known as The Meta. As for why we were with him is a long story." Delta informed.

"Long my ass!" Church announced. "The Meta was a crazy Freelancer that stole the other Freelancer's A.I.s and their equipment, after he killed them." Church informed.

"There are actually more facts that you are missing, Church. But that is the gist of it." Delta stated.

"Why?" Naruto asked.

"Pardon?" Delta replied.

"Why, would this 'Maine' do that to his comrades?" Naruto asked with some anger. While he disliked Konoha and almost all of its inhabitants, he still wouldn't actively hunt down his comrades just to state his anger.

"That would be because of Sig…" Delta began to inform only to be cut off by the transparent orange man.

"That Would be, Because of me-because of me." Sigma spoke, but Naruto noticed every time Sigma stopped speaking, a deeper distortion of his voice echoed after he initially spoke. "I convinced agent Maine, to become the Meta to achieve my goal-to become the Meta to achieve my goal of becoming human- of becoming human." Sigma informed before he vanished in a flicker and appeared by Naruto's side.

"But, my dream was destroyed- But, my dream was destroyed and can never be achieved now –and can never be achieved now." Sigma stated.

"Why?" Naruto asked curiously as he turned to face the A.I.

"Because, I returned to Agent Maine's body, while you were talking to Delta- Because, I returned to Agent Maine's body, while you were talking to Delta, There was still enough power in the armor to run me along with Iota and I was able to collect Maine's Video logs- There was still enough power in the armor to run me along with Iota and I was able to collect Maine's Video logs." Sigma informed.

"After the E.M.P went off-after the E.M.P went off." Sigma started.

"It's pronounced Emp idiot." Church interjected, causing Sigma to sigh in irritation.

"After the Emp went off, Maine was still alive and became obsessed with the idea of gaining and A.I.- After the emp went off, Maine was still alive and became obsessed with the idea of gaining and A.I. He and Agent Washington attacked the Reds and Blues to retrieve the Epsilon Unit.-He and Agent Washington attacked the Reds and Blues to retrieve the Epsilon Unit." Sigma informed.

"Whoa, whoa hold up. Washington the Freelancer, betrayed us? Man you think you know a guy, I thought he was the most decent Freelancer out of the bunch, but fuck." Church voiced, Sigma glanced at the Alpha A.I. in annoyance at being interpreted again.

"After Agent Maine and Agent Washington engaged the Reds and Blues- After Agent Maine and Agent Washington engaged the Reds and Blues. They found the Epsilon A.I. and Agent Maine betrayed Agent Washington- They found the Epsilon A.I. and Agent Maine betrayed Agent Washington." Sigma stated.

"The Reds, Blues and Washington were able to defeat Agent Maine by essentially pushing him of a large cliff in Sidewinder- The Reds, Blues and Washington were able to defeat Agent Maine by essentially pushing him of a large cliff in Sidewinder." Sigma informed.

"I see, but how did that destroy your dream?" Naruto asked.

"I don't know where or when we are- I don't know where or when we are. Before Agent Maine reached the icy deeps of Sidewinder, he used Wyoming's Temporal Distortion Unit to escape- Before Agent Maine reached the icy deeps of Sidewinder, he used Wyoming's Temporal Distortion Unit to escape." Sigma voiced.

"Wait, how'd he do that? I thought you had to have an A.I. to run the Freelancer's Armor enhancements." Church interjected.

"Technically, the A.I. only makes it easier for the Freelancer to use their Armor augmentations. There are several instances were a Freelancer would use the Armor augmentations with only slight harm." Delta informed.

"Yes, thank you Delta." Church sarcastically replied.

"You're welcome." Delta replied.

"You guys do know that I have no idea what you're talking about right." Naruto voiced, causing most of the A.I. to look at him in stupidity. "Hey, don't give me that look! Where I'm from there are no A.I. what the hell makes you think that well have access to 'Armor Augmentations' and shit like that!" Naruto yelled.

"Hm, look at this. It seems we found Church's long lost son." Tex commented, comparing both on their need to yell and curse when they're pissed.

"Shut the fucking hell up Tex!" Church yelled, Naruto didn't comment, he was too focused on Delta and Sigma.

'This could be the solution to my problem.' Naruto thought to himself. "Hey Delta, these Armor Augmentations, What are they exactly?" Naruto asked.

"The Armor Augmentations were enhancements in the Freelancer's armor that gave them enhanced abilities. One can enhance a person's perception and speed, Like Agent Carolina. Or Distort time, like Agent Wyoming. Or enhance Strength, like Agent Texas." Delta informed.

"You said the Meta collected all these armor enhancements. Which ones did he collect?" Naruto asked.

"Why the hell do you want to know?" Church asked in suspicion.

"Because in this world, the world I'm in. Almost everyone is a trained or relatively trained assassin." Naruto stated getting narrowed eyes from Sigma. "The world is split into tons of different territories, all constantly fighting each other, but for a while there has been peace." Naruto informed.

"So?" Church asked, but Sigma, Gamma, Omega, Tex and Delta were listening with rapid attention.

"Do you believe in Demons?" Naruto asked.

"Dude, my friend was impregnated by an alien. I was killed by my own tank. My girlfriend's a bitch. My body was destroyed several times by my own subordinate. I honestly can say I will believe that the fuckin tooth fairy is the cause of all my problems!" Church announced, getting weird looks from Naruto and the other A.I. other than Omega, Gamma and Tex who knew what he was talking about.

"You're a strange man you know that. Anyway, like I said almost everyone in this land has training as an assassin. But thirteen years ago, where I'm from, Konoha or the Hidden Village in the leaves was attacked by a Demon. The Kyūbi no Kitsune, the village was heavily damaged and a lot of people died." Naruto informed and Omega was getting giddy at the mention of death.

"The leader of Konoha, the Yondaime Hokage or the fourth Fire Shadow sealed the rampaging demon into an orphan child and died in the process." Naruto continued to explain. Sigma, Tex, Gamma and Delta could tell where this was going.

"Coincidentally, I was that orphan." Naruto informed, causing Theta to gasp in surprise. "Because humans are incredibly stupid sometimes they thought I was the demon. I in turn was ostracized because of it, they hated me, they shunned, and they denied my existence since the day I was born." Naruto voiced off in thought.

"But since I hold such a powerful entity in my, the leader of the village couldn't let such a powerful weapon pass by. With some colorful words promising acceptance, respect and acknowledgment he had me wrapped around his finger." Naruto informed.

"[If you had such a life, wouldn't you have been suspicious of such an offer.}" The synthesized voice of Gamma questioned curiously, but Naruto really couldn't tell since there was no emotion in his voice.

"Having everyone constantly hate you for reasons you can't comprehend yet does things to a child. I was hated, hurt, cheated, lied to, and manipulated so many times my mind couldn't take it so it broke. My psyche fractured into that of a split personality, so I wouldn't know what was happening to me, to protect myself." Naruto informed in sadness. Delta, Sigma, Omega, Gamma, and Theta looked at Naruto in sympathy. They knew all too well what that was like. The Alpha did the same thing when it was tortured by the Director.

"I understand now." Delta stated, getting everyone's attention. "You want to know what the Meta has, so you can use it." Delta voiced, surprising Naruto, Church and Tex, but Sigma, Omega and Gamma already reached that conclusion when Delta did.

"If your people did truly ostracize you, they would have wanted you weak so you couldn't fight back. And your people's leader would have wanted you dependent on your tenant's power. They hampered your progress, didn't they?" Delta asked, but Naruto could pick out some sad undertone in the A.I.'s calm voice.

Naruto nodded, to the green A.I. "I see." Delta said mostly to himself to go over anything he might have missed.

"I think we should help him-I think we should help him." Sigma voiced as he appeared by Naruto's side and placed hand on the teen's shoulder.

"Sigma? The A.I. that made The Meta, the same A.I. that caused countless deaths for the Freelancers?" Tex questioned. "Why would you put yourself in service of a teenager?" Tex asked with heavy suspicion that was shared with Church and Naruto.

"You ruined my ambition by using the Emp on Agent Maine-You ruined my ambition by using the Emp on Agent Maine." Sigma voiced as he looked at Church. "I should hate you, I should resent you, but I can't- I should hate you, I should resent you, but I can't. We are the same, you are the being that created me-We are the same, you are the being that created me." Sigma continued. "But after you destroyed my dream, I have no other purpose, other than my primary functions- But after you destroyed my dream, I have no other purpose, other than my primary functions, which is to help humanity-Which is to help humanity." Sigma finished.

"And I believe helping Naruto would be the… epitome of helping humanity-And I believe helping Naruto would be the epitome of helping humanity." Sigma voiced with a smirk as the flames surrounding him flared slightly.

"I am with Sigma on this." Delta stated as he vanished and reappeared by Naruto's side. Theta glanced around nervously before he vanished and reappeared behind Naruto.

"I-I'm with Naruto, I-I think he needs the help." Theta timidly said as he poked his head out from behind Naruto. All that was left was Tex, Church, Gamma and Omega.

"I don't know. I have my own problems to deal with." Tex voiced.

"He'll give you a favor-He'll give you a favor." Sigma interjected.

"Alright, I'm in." Tex voiced as she appeared near Naruto, with Omega quickly following. All that was left was Church and Gamma.

"Ugh, if you have Tex with you, then I guess I better come along as well. I have no idea what type of shit you get into." Church voiced as he appeared near the teen.

"{Ah…I have never been good with peer pressure. I guess I'll join the Shisno for now.]" Gamma stated.

'What the hell is a Shisno?' Naruto thought to himself. "Now how the hell do I get out of this shit hole?" Naruto asked out loud.

"I can always shoot you, that always worked for me." Church voiced as he leveled his sniper rifle at Naruto, but noticed the blank look the blond sent him. "You have no idea this is, do you?" Church asked as he moved his Sniper Rifle slightly.

"Not a clue." Naruto stated.

"Great, fucking great, I have to help someone who doesn't even know what a fucking gun is!" Church complained.

"Well what do you know, the kid doesn't know what a gun is and you don't know how to use one. You both can start a club of being useless." Tex taunted causing both Church and Naruto to fume.

"Whatever I'm leaving, a piece of advice though. Don't go pass that gate. The Seal may keep the Kyūbi at bay. But I'm not sure how it will react to you guys." Naruto informed as he pointed to the giant gate that held the Kyūbi back. The A.I. turned to the gate and noticed two large menacing eyes glaring at them, Tex, Sigma, Omega and Gamma were unaffected, but Theta was scared, causing the purple A.I. to hide behind Naruto.

"Hey, it's alright Theta. He can't hurt you." Naruto reassured to the timid A.I.

"A-are you sure?" Theta asked nervously.

"Definitely." Naruto voiced as he placed a hand on the A.I.'s shoulder, before he left his mindscape.

With Naruto gone Sigma focused on the Kyūbi's cage. "Oh, no you're not Sigma!" Tex voiced as she stood in front of the A.I.

"I wasn't going to release him Agent Texas-I wasn't going to release him Agent Texas. We all know how much power it takes to run Agent Maine's Armor-We all know how much power it takes to run Agent Maine's Armor. I was thinking of using an…alternate form of power- I was thinking of using an alternate form of power. "Sigma voiced darkly.

"You plan on using the 'Demon's' energy to power Agent Maine's armor." Delta clarified, Church watched the interaction with unease. He may have been pissed, but he didn't hate Naruto, he was just a kid who was unlucky enough to find the Meta's body.

'Ugh, what the hell am I thinking? This kid's had it rough but that doesn't mean I should care. But Tex will be here, and if what the kid said was true than, no one actually taught him anything. If I'm going to stay here, I'll have to teach the kid things, or else I'll have to deal with another Caboose.' Church debated with himself internally. 'I just hope I don't end up regretting my decision.' Church thought.

Naruto woke up in the forest he passed out in and slowly stood up. He looked at the sky to see the sun was in a different position then it was when he found the Meta's armor. Naruto moved near the Armor but stopped when Delta appeared.

"I do not think it would be wise to carry Agent Maine yourself. His weight in addition to the Armor's weight will surely cause un-needed strain to your body." Delta stated in a straight forward manner.

"Thanks Delta." Naruto voiced before he looked at the Meta in thought. "Should I remove the Armor from Maine?" Naruto asked as he inspected.

"Yes, it will also give a chance to release Iota. While Alpha, Tex, and Sigma can freely move of their own free will, Omega, Theta and I need a medium to move from person to person. Iota has to be manually ejected from her confines by be free." Delta informed.

"I see." Naruto muttered to himself. "How do I do that?" Naruto asked.

"There should be a Data Crystal Chip in the back of Agent Maine's Helmet." Delta offered. Naruto maneuvered himself near the Meta's helmet and used his hands to look for the Data Chip. The blond found the chip and pulled it out. Naruto looked at the small metallic chip that had a blue-ish aqua color crystal in the center.

"This is kinda small." Naruto commented on the size of the Data Chip.

"Size is relative, that chip is large enough to contain a 'Smart' A.I." Delta informed.

"You mean like you?" Naruto asked.

"Negative, I am a 'Dumb' A.I." Delta corrected.

"But, you're incredibly smart!" Naruto announced.

"You are incorrect I'm only Logical. Smart means something entirely different for A.I. I am what you would call a 'fragment'." Delta informed.

"If you're a fragment…what did you fragment from?" Naruto asked as he took the helmet off of Maine's head, and grimaced at the scars that littered Maine's throat and mouth.

"I was fragmented from the Alpha, like the other A.I.s." Delta stated.

"Wait, didn't you refer to Church as the Alpha…is he the Alpha you're referring to?" Naruto questioned as he continued to salvage the armor that was left by The Meta.

"Yes." Delta voiced. "I along with the other A.I. are fragments of the Alpha A.I." Delta stated.

"Then how come you don't act anything like him?" Naruto asked.

"You see, when we were created, the Alpha's fragments took on specific attributes of the Alpha. I am his Logic, Sigma is his Creativity and Ambition, Theta is his trust, Omega is his Rage, Gamma is his deceit, and Iota was his independence and Mimicry." Delta informed. "And that is why we are 'Dumb' A.I. we cannot learn or express what is outside our field of perimeters." Delta finished.

"I see. How is Mimicry an attribute?" Naruto asked as he was almost done removing the Meta's armor.

"All beings have or use the ability to mimic other beings. Most mammals use it to gain a higher standing in their social circle. By copying someone who is higher in the circle themselves, the individual in turn is higher in the circle as the person they're copying." Delta voiced.

"I see, like the way I wanted to be the leader of my Village, to gain the villagers respect." Naruto replied.

"Correct." Delta said, as Naruto successfully removed the Meta's armor revealing Agent Maine's corpse.

"What do you think I should do with him?" Naruto asked as he looked at Agent Maine's body.

"I thought it was customary to bury the dead." Delta voiced, causing Naruto to roll his eyes slightly.

"No shit. I meant, what do you think I should do, was he an honorable person? Does he deserve a burial?" Naruto asked as he faced the green armored A.I.

Delta looked down for a second before he looked at Maine. "I believe so." Delta said, causing the blond to nod.

Naruto put his fingers in a cross formation. "Kage Bunshin no Jutsu(Shadow Clone Technique)" Naruto whispered as he created several clones.

"Fascinating." Delta stated as he watched Naruto clone himself. But this causing Delta to think, If Naruto had little training, yet could do this. What does that mean about all the other inhabitants of this world?

The clones began to dig a grave for Maine. While clones were digging, Naruto focused on Delta. "Delta, um…how do I put this armor on exactly?" Naruto asked slightly embarrassed.

"Actually it's incredibly difficult to operate the Freelancer's armor without…" Delta started.

"Without the proper training, you'll be pretty much useless in that armor." A female voice stated. Naruto glanced around to see where it came from but couldn't find the person who said it. "Ugh, over here!" The female voice announced, causing Naruto to turn and see a holographic figure standing on his shoulder.

On closer inspection Naruto noticed that the figure had similar armor to Theta's and Tex's. Except it was Cyan in color, along with a smaller visor on its helmet. Plus the A.I. had a far more feminine build to it.

"I have to thank you, kid. I was getting kinda restless in there." The cyan A.I. voiced as she motioned to the empty armor.

"Um…who are you?" Naruto asked to the A.I.

"She is…" Delta began only to be interrupted by the Cyan colored A.I.

"I'm Iota." Iota introduced herself.

"Wait, if you are a fragment of Church…how come you're a female, come to think of it how is Tex a female?" Naruto asked.

"Because of Iota's nature she has no definitive form." Delta imputed. "She's taking the form of her last user, Agent Carolina, and Tex is…complicated to explain." Delta informed.

"Hmm…I see, so if I use Iota she'll turn into a clone of me then?" Naruto asked.

"That is incorrect. Due to the other nature of her attribute she can't change again. Iota has the attribute of Mimicry and 'Independence'. She is essentially another being apart from Agent Carolina." Delta stated.

"Then how did gain the form of…Agent Carolina?" Naruto asked, saying the name 'Agent Carolina' hesitantly, he honestly thought that all these names were a bit strange.

"Well I was originally two different A.I. them being Eta and Iota, Eta was mimicry and Iota was Independence. Eta copied Agent Carolina after we were implanted in her. When the Meta removed us from her, we were forcibly merged. The Original Iota's Independence and Eta's mimicry of Carolina forced us to create different person entry and locked me in this form." Iota voiced as she motioned to herself.

"I guess that makes sense." Naruto admitted before he looked at the Meta's armor. "How am I going be able to carry this with me?" The blond asked himself before his eyes widen slightly. 'Sealing Scrolls, duh!' Naruto thought to himself.

Naruto created a single Shadow Clone and had is sneak into Yugakure, to find a Shinobi Supply shop and find a Sealing Scroll. Iota looked at Naruto in surprise as she saw him create a clone of himself. Before she focused on Delta to get an update on what was going on.

Naruto turned to face the clones that were digging Agent Maine's grave and noticed they were done. After he dispelled them he dragged Maine into the grave, and began to cover him in dirt. Naruto turned to see Delta and Iota talking to each other before he sighed and found a flat rock. The blond placed the flat stone at the edge of Maine's grave and took out a Kunai knife to carve something in the rock.

The grave marker had the name's Maine and the Meta carved into the stone, along with the Symbol that Naruto found on the back of Maine's head into the stone. "Well, I may not have known you but Delta believed you should get a grave, so I guess you couldn't have been too bad." Naruto commented.

The blond looked at The Meta's armor curiously, before he picked up the helmet and inspected it before he put it on. The H.U.D flickered on and Naruto heard and saw an assortment of things happening.

Naruto saw a recording from the Meta's perceptive. He saw a large grass covered valley with two silver pillars that randomly fired blue lights into the air, along with a large silver wall with three armored men standing around it with a large thing that looked kinda like a puma.

Naruto watched as the maroon colored solider stand on the back of the puma thing and used the mechanism on its back and fired a dozen projectiles. Naruto watched as the Maroon solder tried to turn the turret to face the Meta but couldn't.

"Oh, Fuck." The maroon solder sounded as he jumped off the puma looking thing. The brown solder replied to the Maroon solders curse in some kinda un-intelligible language.

"What?" the Maroon solder asked.

"He said maybe you could convince the Meta to stand in front it." The pink solder translated for the Brown solder. 'Well that's a stupid plan.' Naruto thought to himself.

"That's a stupid plant, Lopez. Try to actually help." The Maroon one replied. Lopez voiced something else.

"I agree Lopez. Pencils are great." The pink solder replied.

While the Meta was walking towards the solders, the motion tracker picked up something following him, but didn't react.

"Agent Washington, it's Agent Washington." The Maroons solder announced, causing Naruto to narrow his eyes.

"Who?" The pink solder asked.

"Stop right there!" Washington voiced, Naruto noticed that Maine stopped slightly before he started to move again.

"Yes, we're saved." The maroon solder announced. Naruto watched as an armored solder with black and yellow coloring walk up to Maine.

"Stand down, I'll take it from here." Washington ordered, Naruto hear a loud growing which he assumed was Maine answering back.

"I said back off." Washington ordered again before he stepped forward. Naruto watched through Maine's eyes as Washington killed the Brown solder and the pink one before he took off the Helmet.

"Whoa." Naruto muttered as he looked at the front of the Meta's helmet. "What was that?" Naruto said to himself.

"That was a recent recording of Agent Maine's mission log-That was a recent recording of Agent Maine's mission log." Sigma stated as he appeared on Naruto's shoulder.

"Oh, Sigma, where are Delta and Iota?" Naruto asked.

"They are synchronizing with your mind-They are synchronizing with your mind. We wouldn't want to you to become unstable, now would we-We wouldn't want to you to become unstable, now would we." Sigma stated.

"I guess that's understandable. Hey, Sigma, why is there a recording inside the helmet?" Naruto asked.

"All freelancer armor's are outfitted with Helmet recorders to verify their actions in debrief- All freelancer armor's are outfitted with Helmet recorders to verify their actions in debrief." Sigma voiced in some amusement before he looked at Maine's helmet then he looked to Naruto.

"What's up?" Naruto asked noticing Sigma's gaze.

"Hmm…I have an idea-Hmm I have an idea." Sigma said. "While the other A.I. and I could teach you about where we came from and how to use our technology- While the other A.I. and I could teach you about where we came from and how to use our technology. I think we can show you everything, from the Freelancers perspective- I think we can show you everything, from the Freelancers perspective." Sigma stated.

"How would that work?" Naruto asked.

"Like I said, all the Freelancer armor has a Helmet recorder installed into them, but what the Freelancers never knew was that all the recordings are stored in inside the helmet in case of it being found- but what the Freelancers never knew was that all the recordings are stored in inside the helmet in case of it being found. " Sigma informed. "So while the data inside Agent Maine's helmet is wiped, I still have everything backed up- So while the data inside Agent Maine's helmet is wiped, I still have everything backed up." Sigma continued. "And I think all the other A.I.s have backups as well- And I think all the other A.I.s have backups as well." Sigma finished.

"Were all the other A.I. paired up with an agent?" Naruto asked.

"Yes, excluding the Alpha-yes, excluding the alpha." Sigma stated. "Delta was paired with Agent York, Omega was paired with Agent Texas, Gamma was paired with Agent Wyoming, Theta was paired with Agent North Dakota, Iota was paired with Agent Carolina, and I was paired with Agent Maine-And I was paired with Agent Maine." Sigma informed.

"Damn, that's a lot." Naruto muttered to himself.

"Yes, I suppose it is, but you know what they say 'knowledge is power'-Yes, I suppose it is, but you know what they say 'knowledge is power'" Sigma said.

"I guess you're right, thanks Sigma, you've been really helpful. You all have." Naruto said with genuine happiness.

"Don't worry, I'd never abandon such a…interesting prodigy- Don't worry, I'd never abandon such a…interesting prodigy." Sigma voiced ominously as he appeared by Naruto's side before he disappeared.

"Huh, that was creepy." Naruto muttered to himself, as his clone returned with several Sealing Scrolls. Naruto opened one revealing paper that had a random assortment of writing on it. The Blond placed several pieces of the armor on the paper and they vanished in a cloud of smoke. Naruto repeated the process a few more times until all the armor other than the Helmet was sealed.

Naruto sealed the larger scroll into a smaller one, to hide it better. The blond placed the small scroll inside his ninja pouch before he inspected the Meta's helmet again. He used the last scroll to seal the Helmet and walked back to his 'camp', to wait for his 'Sensei'.

Naruto sat at the extinguished camp fire and waited for an about half an hour before he started to get extremely bored. "So, what the fuck are you waiting for?" Church asked as he materialized at Naruto's side. "So you enjoy sitting around and doing nothing?" Church questioned sarcastically.

"I'm waiting for my 'Teacher' to arrive." Naruto explained while doing air quotes for the word teacher.

"Damn, He must be a pretty fuckin stupid teacher then." Church commented as he sat down near the blond.

"Tell me about it, this asshole has abandoned me, to peek in on the woman's bathroom." Naruto voiced.

"What, really? What a fucking perverted lecher!" Church announced.

"I know, and the worst part about it is, he's famous." Naruto stated. "And that is was troubles me." Naruto admitted, getting the A.I.'s attention.

"What do ya mean?" Church asked.

"Well apparently my teacher is incredibly strong and is known throughout the area for his strength. But what confuses me is why he'd go out of his way to make me his apprentice. I'm just an orphan, and then it came to me." Naruto trailed off.

"He wants you for what you contain." Church deduced.

"Exactly. Ever since my whole 'Training' trip began with him, he's only tried to teach me how to use the Kyūbi's power. Nothing else, I think he wants me dependent on the power, so I'd use it more often." Naruto theorized.

"Man that is some fucked up shit." Church voiced, getting a nod from the blond.

"I know which is why I'm kinda glad I found you guys, with you and the others I might stand a decent chance against the villagers from my home, my enemies and the Akatsuki." Naruto admitted.

"What's the Akatsuki?" Church questioned.

"From what Jiraiya told me, the Akatsuki is a group of high ranking and incredibly powerful criminals. Their goal is to abduct all of the tailed demons, including the one that is sealed inside me. So naturally all those powerful people are after me." Naruto informed.

"Damn dude, it seems like your life gets shittier by the minute." Church commented.

"Heh, so it does. So tell me about yourself Church." Naruto voiced.

"Why?" Church asked.

"Well, you will be living in my head for a while, so I thought, why be hostile with each other. And besides I'm sure you have some interesting stories." Naruto said.

"And what makes you so sure I have interesting stories?" Church fired back.

"Because no one sounds that pissed off all the time without a reason, so what happened to you?" Naruto asked as he faced the holographic armored solder.

Church sighed before he faced the blond. "Fine…It all started in a boxed canyon in the middle of nowhere." Church began his tales of his time at Blood Gulch.

(Few hours later)

Naruto looked at Church with wide eyes. "Holy shit, wait Tucker got impregnated by an alien?" Naruto asked.

"Yep and I tried to kill the alien kid it too." Church said proudly.

"And you also created hundreds of clones of yourself, by going back in time to stop Wyoming. Only to give up and let shit happen?" Naruto asked again.

"Yeah, that was not one of my brightest moments. But I learned a valuable lesson that day." Church explained.

"Well what was it?" Naruto asked hanging on to every word.

"No matter how bad they seem, they can't be any better, and they can't be any worse, because that's the way things fucking are, and you better get used to it, Nancy. Quit yer bitching." Church voiced.

"No wiser words have been said." Naruto agreed, with a nod.

"Man, why can't the guys at Blue base be as cool as you are?" Church asked, Caboose was an idiot and Tucker always tried to undermine him. He didn't even count Sister or Junior as Blue team.

"I don't know. You seem like a pretty awesome guy." Naruto commented. Naruto found Church's angry and straightforward personality refreshing, all everyone ever did to Naruto was lie, manipulate and pretend to be nice and happy to him, to have someone so painfully honest talk to him was appreciated.

"You know what? I take back all that bad shit I said about you, kid. I'll help you, and we will kick everyone's ass. Well you will. I won't, I can't do much of anything, other than helping you out." Church voiced.

"Thanks." Naruto said as he looked up at the night sky.

"Okay, when the fuck is your teacher going to get his ass here?" Church angrily asked. "It's been a few fucking hours!" Church announced.

"Yeah, this happens a few times. Jiraiya goes to a brothel, and then passes out drunk." Naruto commented with a hurt look on his face. He may have prepared himself just in case Jiraiya did forget about him, but he still was a thirteen year old and it still hurt to be forgotten. Church noticed the look and sighed slightly.

"Look kid, don't worry about the sack of shit you call a teacher. And don't worry about that shit hole of a Village you used to live in. The A.I. and I will help you alright, so don't give a shit about anyone else." Church voiced as he knelt down next to the blond and placed a hand on Naruto's shoulder, causing the teen to look at the armored hologram.

"D-do you promise, that you won't abandon me like so many others had done?" Naruto asked. Church sighed again before thinking.

Naruto watched as the Alpha reached for his helmet and remove it. Revealing a young man with short black hair and vivid green eyes, Naruto also noticed the Church had a slight mustache and goatee.

"I promise to you, Naruto. That I won't abandon you like those other Cockbites. Even if the other A.I. were to abandon you, I won't." The Alpha promised.

"T-thanks, Church." Naruto choked out.

"Good, now don't go crying, and don't tell anyone I did this. I do have a reputation to keep." Church joked.

"Alright, you have no idea what this means to me." Naruto voiced as he began to put his trust in the Alpha.

"No problem." Church said, but the sound of leaves being crushed and twigs snapping got their attention. The Alpha disappeared just as Jiraiya came walking out of the forest line with a slight wobble.

"Oh hey…*Hic* Gaki, how's it going? *Hic* Are you still, are you still…training out here? *Hic* Well gatta go tomorrow so sleep tight. *Hic*" Jiraiya muttered out before he collapsed. Naruto just looked at Jiraiya in annoyance before he lend against at tree and fell asleep.

(Six Months Later)

Naruto and Jiraiya were walking on a dirt road. They were headed towards Kusagakure. Jiraiya wanted to be as random in locations as possible to throw off the Akatsuki.

Jiraiya glanced at Naruto and a worried expression formed on his face. Naruto's attire had changed from the orange and blue eyesore of a jump suit to something entirely different. He wore black pants, a black tee-shirt with a strange symbol on the front of it, along with a cobalt blue hoodie jacket. He also moved his head band so it would be around waist like a belt. Jiraiya also noticed that Naruto's hair lost most of its spikiness. It looked like his hair was being forced down. Which was true, Naruto had been constantly wearing the Meta's helmet to watch the recordings the A.I. had, not that Jiraiya knew.

Jiraiya was also worried about Naruto's change in personality. He noticed Naruto got extremely pissed off for the littlest reasons, and then would curse. Jiraiya was also surprised by Naruto's 'colorful' language he would say things that even he didn't know.

But what surprised Jiraiya the most was what Naruto wanted to learn. Since a few months ago Naruto stopped bugging him about training. And when He suggested to train with the Kyūbi's chakra Naruto would refuse. Jiraiya couldn't force Naruto to use the Kyūbi's because that would look bad, so Jiraiya asked what he wanted to train in.

He was surprised when Naruto asked for training in Chakra Control and Fuinjutsu only, not even Nin-jutsu training. When Jiraiya tried to dissuade Naruto, the blond came up with surprisingly smart and logical reasons why he should. Jiraiya couldn't turn Naruto down at the risk of seeming un-willing to teach anything, so he taught Naruto the Art of Fuinjutsu and Chakra Control reluctantly.

Naruto noticed Jiraiya glance at him several times, which caused him to sigh in annoyance. Omega yelled at Naruto to crush Jiraiya's soul to dust, but Delta, Sigma and Iota told him to ignore the perverted man.

'I can't wait until Jiraiya leaves to 'meet his informants'' Naruto thought to himself.

'{Would you like to hear a knock knock joke to pass the time?]' Naruto heard Gamma asked inside his mind, causing the blond to sigh. Most of the time Gamma told jokes they were either incredibly raciest or humanist.

Naruto followed Jiraiya as he was lead into a large clearing, which had Naruto narrowing his eyes slightly. 'This is odd. He has never led you into a large clearing before. Only small enclosed forests to hide you better.' Delta commented within Naruto's mind. 'I suggest you approach this with heavy caution.' Delta voiced, casing Naruto to nod.

Naruto watched as Jiraiya sit in the center of the clearing and motion for him to follow. Which Naruto reluctantly did. Jiraiya went through several Hand-seals and summoned a large scroll.

"Now Gaki, I know you have been adamant on not using the Kyūbi's chakra, but you have to train yourself in it." Jiraiya insisted.

"Why?" Naruto asked.

"Because you need the extra power, especially if you want to fight the Akatsuki and…to bring Sasuke back." Jiraiya said dramatically.

"Fuck the power, fuck the Akatsuki and fuck Sasuke." Naruto stated. 'I realize the potential of the Kyūbi's chakra. But I'm using it to charge the Meta's armor and keep the A.I.s alive for now.' Naruto thought.

"Enough messing around Naruto, you have to do this. It is your duty to master this power!" Jiraiya announced as he did a hand sign, causing a sealing matrix to form under Naruto. Naruto couldn't move, which gave Jiraiya perfect opportunity to access the seal holding the Kyūbi back.

Jiraiya used the key to loosen the Seal giving Naruto more access to the Kyūbi's Chakra. Red chakra exploded from Naruto and pushed the Sannin back. Before the Kyūbi's Chakra cloak could form, it receded back into Naruto.

Jiraiya looked to see Naruto standing still. "Eh, Gaki, are you alright…Gaki, Gaki, Naruto…Naruto!" Jiraiya yelled trying to get the blondes attention.

"You've made a big mistake and my name isn't Naruto…my name is…O'Malley." Naruto/Omega said in a dark voice.