June 21:

Weddings. What my darling Hinata wants, my darling Hinata gets. Or else. What my darling Hinata wanted this time was a lavish 10,000 guest destination wedding with Naruto as the groom. Wasn't the Westermarck Effect supposed to prevent this sort of thing?

August 14:

Hokages. The Hat has gone to Naruto who is now the Nandaime Hokage, mainly because everyone was too afraid to argue with Hinata. Had it just been Naruto who had made a demand for the hat rather than it being a joint request from Naruto and Hinata, I'm sure that we wouldn't be in this mess, as I'm almost certain that my late brother's daughter-in-law has finally found a way to defeat Naruto despite his freakish strength and his even more freakish luck. Is it too late to become a missing-nin?

March 27:

Neji. Hinata has decided that she's much too busy tending to her family and acting as Wife of the Hokage to deal with the responsibilities of being Head of the Hyuuga Clan. She has turned said duties over to her absolute favorite and "utterly trustworthy" cousin Neji. Hanabi seems to be too busy training so she could defeat her main contender for the position of Konoha's Hachidaime Hokage to object to this or the fact that Neji and his pink-haired wife have moved into the Clan Head's residence and relegated me to the residence set aside for the Clan Elders. I fear for the future.

September 22:

Grandchildren. Must not strangle Boruto. Must not strangle Boruto. Must. Not. Strangle. Boruto...